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First Time Parent Podcast

First Time Parent Podcast

By Christopher Bartlett-Walford

Jessica and Christopher are parents for the first time... and they DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING!

Join them as they journey from pregnancy to parenthood, and talk about everything that comes with it; the body changes, mental health, and extra fluids to name but a few, all with a lot of giggles!
We suggest starting from the beginning so you have the whole Journey :).

A fun, open and honest look into first time parenthood, by two married Brits.
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The Birth

First Time Parent PodcastJul 19, 2019

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01:39:54
NEW MUM BODY BITS

NEW MUM BODY BITS

Jessica and Christopher talk about how Jess' body reacted after giving birth, both in the immediate days and then Weeks after. There's a lot of talk about Boobs, Periods and Blood. It's all very interesting!

After all - she has just had a baby removed from inside her! (In the most loving way!)


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Review us on your Podcast Platform, and share the show on social media!

firsttimeprentpod@gmail.com for Email - get in touch - we want to hear your stories about YOUR births!

Much Love - Christopher, Jessica & Robin x

Feb 28, 202055:29
COMING HOME

COMING HOME

Jessica and Christopher talk about bringing the baby home, what you do and don't expect about those initial few days and how she felt. We talk about visits from health workers, doctor appointments, and finish with the story of how Robin became a viral sensation in his first week! #LoveIsLove 

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HELP US GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT OUR SHOW :)

@FTPPUK on Twitter & Insta

Review us on your Podcast Platform, and share the show on social media!

firsttimeprentpod@gmail.com for Email - get in touch - we want to hear your stories about YOUR pregnancy journeys!

Much Love - Christopher, Jessica & Robin x

Feb 21, 202001:11:60
WE'RE BACK!

WE'RE BACK!

After a short hiatus, Christopher & Jessica (And Robin) are back in Podcast land! 

This is a quick catch up, and refresh to see how they've been since we last spoke.

Thank you for your patience, and we'll see you VERY soon for our next episode.

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HELP US GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT OUR SHOW :)

@FTPPUK on Twitter & Insta

Review us on your Podcast Platform, and share the show on social media!

firsttimeprentpod@gmail.com for Email - get in touch - we want to hear your stories about YOUR births!

Much Love - Christopher, Jessica & Robin x

Feb 19, 202009:56
The Birth

The Birth

In this special extended episode of First Time Parent Podcast, hear all about the day that our family grew to Three.
Including some of our audio diary from when Jessica went into labour, all the way to the moment she gave birth to our baby boy.  

And WHERE did her waters break!!?

It's not without incident, so prepare for some emotional content. Tissues at the ready, friends!

Please, do share this journey with us, as it's the most amazing thing that's ever happened to us.

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HELP US GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT OUR SHOW :) 

@FTPPUK on Twitter & Insta

Review us on your Podcast Platform, and share the show on social media!


firsttimeprentpod@gmail.com for Email - get in touch - we want to hear your stories about YOUR births!

Much Love - Christopher, Jessica & Robin x

Jul 19, 201901:39:54
We Had A Baby!

We Had A Baby!

#BabyAnnouncement !  -- We really hope you are enjoying listening to the show.  If this is your first listen to us, then Welcome! If you haven't yet, head back and listen to our entire Pregnancy journey from Episode 1! It'll put everything into context :) Big love, from Jessica, Christopher & Robin. x Email the show - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com  Twitter / Insta / Facebook - @FTPPUK Leave us a rate, review and message in your comment!  Music from JukeDeck 
Jul 08, 201919:20
Parenting Class #3 - Feed Me!

Parenting Class #3 - Feed Me!

Pregnancy is amazing....but what do you actually DO with a baby!? 

This is what the final parenting class taught us, or rather, how to care for it (STOP CALLING THE BABY IT, CHRISTOPHER!). 

We discuss Breastfeeding, Formula milk and our decision on what we'll feed Baby BW. Nappies, bathing, and more. Christopher gets protective over parents feeding in public, and they get to grips with a load of information about what to do when Baby BW is actually here. 

We'd love to hear about your baby journeys, so email the show at firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com and support the show for free, by Tweeting, Instagramming or posting about it with @FTPPUK & copying the link to the show ! We REALLY appreciate it.

Music by Jukedeck.

Jul 03, 201901:02:00
Parenting Class #2 - DJ Big Tongs and MC Forceps

Parenting Class #2 - DJ Big Tongs and MC Forceps

WHAT a laugh of a show today!!

It's the second in a series of Ante-Natal / Parenting Craft class special episodes, where Jessica and Christopher sat down with other expectant parents, and the Midwifes to ACTUALLY learn about all things Birthing. 

In today's class, they learned about the delivery of the baby and the all important pain relief, discussing some personal areas, and they even create DJ Khaled's biggest Rivals...

Also, will Christopher pass out during Labour? Take Your Bets NOW! :)

Recorded June 4th 2019.

Email us ! We LOVE to hear from you - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com

Twitters - @cobartlett / @MessyJessy85 / @FTPPUK

INSTA - @cobartlett / @jessicaejwalford / @FTPPUK 

Music by Jukedeck.

Do Subscribe, Tag us, Review the show, and tell your pals how much fun the show is :) 

Jun 27, 201955:13
Parenting Class #1 - Tear-iffic!
Jun 12, 201901:02:03
Packing Our Hospital Bag!

Packing Our Hospital Bag!

It's time to pack our bag(s) for the Hospital - JUST incase we have to dash there sooner than planned! 

A Big point in any pregnancy, and one that we've been looking forward to doing for a while.

What have we decided to take? Christopher's Nintendo Switch? Baby Birth Beers? Or just a plethora of lotions, creams, nappies and baby milks? 

To all of you who gave us your input over on instagram, THANK YOU! (@FTPPUK) 

Get in touch with the show firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com !

Do leave a review, subscribe and rate the show on your podcast platform of choice ! 


May 28, 201901:00:59
Our Birth Plan

Our Birth Plan

It's a big one today. 

We discuss the Birth Plan and what our choices, or rather, preferences will be. What position we want to give birth, what pain relief and lots of things alongside that. There's lots of talk about Baby names, if we have any ready, and more third trimester fun. Also, what's the worst swear you think Jessica will shout at Christopher during Labour?

The clock is ticking now... 

Get in touch with the show - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com & send us a voice note through the Anchor.FM App!

Find us on all socials - @FTPPUK , @Cobartlett , @messyjessy85/@Jessicaejwalford.


Music by Jukedeck! 

May 21, 201901:11:24
The Weird Finger Thing

The Weird Finger Thing

(Not what you think it is!) 

Christopher and Jessica are back, and it's about 30 weeks gone! Tales of doctor's trips, bottom issues, the weird finger thing, and our Birthing Centre / Maternity Ward visit at the Lewisham and Greenwich NHS trust. A Cracking MUM joke too! 

Get involved with the show - @FTPPUK on Insta / Twitter and email the show firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com . 

Music by Jukedeck.


May 16, 201901:02:43
Things Are Picking Up

Things Are Picking Up

24 - 27 weeks gone, and things are on the up!

We talk maternity appointments, Mothercare expectant parent events (not a sponsor!), if red cabbage is any good, and an unwanted wee wee problem. Thrush to listen to the episode, and do recommend us to your pals! 

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com

Socials - @FTPPUK @cobartlett @messyjessy85

Music by JukeDeck! 

May 01, 201950:33
20 Week Scan!

20 Week Scan!

Baby BW has reached half way there & there's still a long way to go. 

Jessica and Christopher have a particularly giggly episode, with Baby voices, bargains and really great hair. 

We learn about different vegetables too, but which fruit does Christopher absolutely despise (even in it's average size!)?

All this and more in FTPPUK Episode 5 :)

@FTPPUK

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com

 Music from Jukedeck

Apr 23, 201901:04:09
Mythterious Girl (Or Boy)

Mythterious Girl (Or Boy)

Woah oh oh oh oh.. Mythterious Girl (or Boy) ... But how will you know?
Will it be by only eating avocados, or will it be that your boobs are slightly higher on one side?! (Christopher is having none of these!)

We talk about a heap of Myths about pregnancy including many to do with predicting the sex of the baby. Also, Dad Joke is (reluctantly) back and it's a belter triple dose, and as a special treat, you get to hear Baby BW's heartbeat for the first time !!!

All this and more in FTPP Episode 4.

30 weeks pregnant at time of recording.

@FTPPUK

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com 

 Music from Jukedeck

Apr 12, 201901:02:59
A Pregnant Christmas!

A Pregnant Christmas!

It's Christmas Time! (Well.. it was!)    

We talk about telling our friends and 'going public' and the questions that started to fly at us. 

Also, experiencing the limitations of the normal Christmas festivities as a pregnant woman, and how much Jess misses her festive Fizz. There's story talk about what we'd read the baby, how the body started to change after the 12 week scan, and then of course there's Jess' fave feature – Dad Joke.    

29.5 weeks Pregnant at time of recording.  

@FTPPUK

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com 

 Music from Jukedeck

Apr 03, 201953:55
Scan You, Next!

Scan You, Next!

Baby BW is now about 9 weeks old inside it's tummy hotel, and things start getting interesting - not least for the surprise Ariana Grande cover in this episode.

We talk about our first midwife appointment, checking in with the doctor and Jessica has started to have her first craving! ... IS IT ONIONS?!

We talk about how the Limbo period between the test and the scan had an effect on Christopher and how it peaked anxiety into overdrive, and then it's time for the 12 week scan, and to tell our families!

And there's the first of MANY Dad Jokes!

28 Weeks pregnant at time of recording.  

@FTPPUK

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com 

 Music from Jukedeck

Mar 26, 201901:02:02
Are You Ready For This?

Are You Ready For This?

Are you ready for this? Because we weren't! 

In Episode 1, we go back to September, to the beginning of Baby BW's making (not that bit!).

We talk about finding out Jessica is Pregnant, the initial body signs that made it real, buying a pregnancy test, already weeing far far far too much, having a hormone induced breakdown within the first few weeks, and telling Christopher that it's baby time. Also, would Christopher be ok watching the birth from the court-side seats? (spoiler alert - No, but then again neither would Giraffe-Jess!). 

27 Weeks pregnant at time of recording.

@FTPPUK

Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com 

 Music from Jukedeck

Mar 19, 201951:54
First Time Parent Podcast - Trailer

First Time Parent Podcast - Trailer

Welcome to the First Time Parent Podcast.  Join Husband and Wife, Christopher and Jessica as they journey through pregnancy into parenthood and talk about everything that comes with it... because they have NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE DOING!   Recorded whilst they are still pregnant with a real-time update on how it's going. Get to know them and their journey; From the joy to the pains, the happy to the sad, they will talk about everything that comes with having a new baby... without knowing what to do!   Enjoy!  @FTPPUK on Twitter & Instagram Facebook.com/FTPPUK Get in touch - firsttimeparentpod@gmail.com Music from Jukedeck
Mar 16, 201903:19