Fish Burrito
By MJ Bragg and Cal Parsons
So far all we like to do are slamming white clams and giving hot takes.
Fish BurritoApr 28, 2020
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AAAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! This week we are joined by the incomparable Blake Bersted. A fun conversation about West Hollywood, shitty football teams, Willem Dafoe's piece, all the Spidermen, and being a foot model. This one was a blast to record and we hope you have a blast listening to it! Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!
LET'S GO WEHO!- 5:50
ANCIENT TECH- 16:44
FOODIES-28:00
SEX WORK-31:11
SPIDERMANG-41:15
WHAT'S ON THE MENU- 1:01:29
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Can't fool me 3 times...
AAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK! This week we discuss music festivals, and movie magic. We finally got the greatest gift ever given, the culmination of the Kissing Booth franchise, and we talk for way too long about it. As always, thanks so much for listening!
KB3- 40:30
Cal's Easter Egg- 1:49:48
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Cyborepunk 2021
AAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! This week we tackle the tough issues. Billionaires in space, Gen Z's work ethic, CYBERPUNK, Manifest, Cal has dinner with a VIP streamer, and much more. As always we sincerely appreciate you, thanks for listening!
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Space Jam 2 SUCKS
AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK!!! Long time no see! We're back and almost better than ever! This was a fun one, we talked grown man strength, saving the planet, and Cal's strong dislike for the new Space Jam. Thanks for listening!
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Send in the Aliens
AAAAAAAAAANNNDD WE'RE BACK!!! First day back in the office after an extended vacay and we got right to it. Great to catch up and chat about nonsense. We missed you guys, and hope you are well! Thanks for listening!
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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The Volshano
AAAAAAANNNND we're back. Cal is on an extended hiatus so we filled his seat with the our buddy Shane for this weeks episode. We talked about working, growing up, skating, Akon, and Meryl Streep! As always, we appreciate you!
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
Special Co-host @shaneholter
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Put On Something Funny!
AAAAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! This week we talk about comedy movies! Just a quick glance into the movies that we like as well as the actors and performances that made us laugh as kids and still make us laugh today. In typical FB fashion we went in a million different directions, but we had a great talk about a fun topic. As always, thank you so much for listening!!!
Twitz- 2:12
Hey Ladies! - 7:32
Quick Sidebar- 14:13
Comedy Talk- 17:46
What's On The Menu- 53:27
Wild Teaser- 1:01
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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The Boys Are Back In Town
AAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK! Back in the studio after a much needed vacation and ready to go! This week we talked about The Masters, sports, Cal's gaming exploits, and what we did during the hiatus. We also had a fun conversation about some of the areas we feel the DC Cinematic Universe is lacking and did some fun Zack Snyder impressions. As always, thank you so much for listening! We'll see you next week!
Matsul tov- 1:16
Playin' Games- 5:19
Meet The Parents- 7:31
SoCal- 11:04
DJ Caled- 15:15
Season 2, Take 1!- 17:25
Mikey Bitcoins and Crypto Cal- 18:18
DC Might Suck, and Super Hero Stuff- 20:33
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Where the Magic Happens
AAAAAAANNNND WE'RE BACK! This week we kept it short and sweet, which also accurately describes my special cohost the lovely, Heather Zimmerman! We talked about our upcoming vacations, vaccinations, and my possible early retirement thanks to my real estate mogul girlfriend! As always thanks for listening, stay safe, and see you soon!
6:29- On The Road Again
8:34- Vaxy Waxy
11:51- Retirement
17:43- FRIENDS
25:18- What's on the Menu
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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1 Years Old!
AAAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! In this episode we dig in to Zack Snyder's Justice League! Cal does a great job of breaking down the film and I was there. We also talk about Blade and introduce a new segment on the show! As always, thanks for listening and please check out our livestream Tuesday, March 23, 2PM PST on TWITCH. Kisses Bitches!
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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#WTFIANFT
Boop-boop-boop-beep-beep-beep, I guarantee nobody sees these. AAAAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! Cal and I went after everyone in this one! We covered a lot of ground. Tim Duncans' fashion sense, Billie Eilish, Cal's love affair with Valorant, and WTF are NFT's? It was a really fun episode to record and we hope you enjoy listening!
AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING!
MJ's a Hack- 1:39
Desert Cuisine- 6:50
New Neighbors- 11:39
NFT's TF?- 21:49
Fancy Brown Liquor- 28:24
Billie- 32:34
Chris Dad'lia- 35:09
ALL CAPS- 38:02
Sportz- 40:33
Games- 45:56
Strong Finish- 55:18
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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LA-LA-LA-LA-LOLA
Boop Boop Boop beep beep beep does anyone even read these? AAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! In this episode we discuss the biggest and most pressing issues in society. Why do we need flying cars, how can executives be less white, and who would you splash hot coffee on? As always, Cal and I sincerely appreciate you all for listening and coming on this insane journey through time and space with us!
2:36- Wanda Quickie
5:33- Reviews with MJ
10:40- Political
14:55- The Little Guys
22:27- Music
25:00- L-O-L-A
35:45- HOT COFFEE
40:56- Flying Cars
46:26- Amusement
50:32- BLW
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Precious Cargo... Shorts
AAAAANNNDD WE'RE BACK! First and foremost, thank you for tuning into the livestream! This week we discuss everything that is wrong with the world. Don't worry, we figured it all out. We talked D'Amelio's, titans, healthcare, rollerblading, Hawaiian shirts, movies and more!
Thanks for listening!
4:18- iCharlie
7:44- A Talk on Titan
11:20- MC EWWW
16:58- Health
21:24- Self Loathing in LA
26:15- DC Guys
35:50- Back to Wanda
55:00- Yeet the Rich
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram
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Rush Week
AAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! LIVESTREAM THIS SATURDAY, FEB. 27 at 12:00PM PST! This week we got whiskey drunk and talked about even less important matters than ever. We discussed football(kinda), the olympics, E Sports, Chris D'elia, and animal junk! This episode is about as on brand as any we've ever recorded, so enjoy!
As always, thank you for listening!
4:24- The Limpix
7:29- Fuggin Fooball
11:30- Real Sportz
18:54- Foodies
31:22- He's Back...
36:53- F**k Rush
39:05- LIVESTREAM
51:40- Plastic Surgery
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on instagram
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Vote For Pedro
AAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! This week we explore the highest levels of human consciousness. Cal took a trip, and I watched the MOST public of defecations. We cover power couples, casting, the stonk market, and GOAT talk. We also unlock the secrets of manifesting success, health, and wealth. Also, we love Pedro Pascal!
As always, thank you for listening. We LIKE LIKE, and appreciate you!
6:00- Life Stuff
9:50- Hot Goss
15:45- Sight Seeing In LA
21:30- Hammer Time
28:30- MJ's Savvy
32:30- Oberyn Martell
37:00- Last Of Us
49:00- And We're Back
54:40- X-MEN
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on instagram
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Jennifer Lawrence > Helen Hunt
AAAANNND We're back. We are still working out some technical kinks. You might notice that the powerful @taikunlofi is not blessing this episode with his signature stylings. It's because I'm (MJ) dumb. Rest assured, we will be fully functional next time around. We covered quite a few topics in this one! Everything from the Hunger Games to Boogie Nights with a Twister in between. It's always a pleasure to sit with Cal and talk about the nonsensical comings and goings of the absurd reality we're so lucky to be a part of.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING!!!
6:50- CARTOONS
11:30- Hungry Eyes
25:00- My Man!
33:30- Giant Naked People
36:30- SPIDERMEN
44:00- Why Wig?
50:00- VIDEO GAMES
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Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
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Tompas, Stocks, and Woods
This week we got some new equipment and we are using it for the first time this episode, so please excuse any alight audio differences and irregularities, we're still learning this new puppy!
This week we talk about Tom Brady beating the Packers, Gamestop to the Moon, the power of the internet, the Tiger Woods documentary on HBO Max: 'TIGER', and Mark Wahlberg's face.
1:15 - Tompa Bay
10:38 - Stocks and the internet
24:29 - 'TIGER' on HBO Max, a documentary on the life of Tiger Woods
54:58 - Mark Wahlberg's face
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
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Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #46 recorded on February 1, 2021
Conspiracies Used To Be Cool
This week, MJ and Cal talk about trump supporters coping with their losses, internet culture getting too crazy with conspiracies, teachers giving ads during lessons, and their latest livestream!
2:17 - livestream highlights
15:38 - Green Bay Packers
20:43 - we both want to see the Tiger Woods doc
26:58 - trump supporters down on their luck
49:37 - conspiracies, internet culture, and crazy people
57:44 - the lottery and teachers not getting paid good wages
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #45 recorded on January 23, 2021
Valuable Corn on the Cob
In this episode we talk about Elon being RICH, our idea for David Dobrik's new currency Do'Bucks, the Green Bay Packers' insane season, The Mandalorian, and we got jokes for all of them.
5:55 - Elon Musk too big
15:53 - the Death of the Week
21:00 - Goodfellas
24:45 - Cal's favorite movie, IN BRUGES
34:44 - Packers season
46:30 - Mandalorian quick thoughts
56:24 - no more Mando spoilers
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #44 recorded on January 11, 2021
Big 6'4 Energy
This episode MJ and Cal take a chill hour to talk about all kinds of stuff, from the riots in DC last week to Cal watching the Mandalorian. He's almost done and we'll discuss the whole show and more next week!
No timecodes this episode because it's all over the place so kick back and hang.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #43 recorded on January 6, 2021
New Year MegaEpisode
We're so sorry that this is being uploaded later than usual but we hope that the wait is worth it. MJ and Cal sit down for a few hours to play a TIkTok minigame and talk about the movies and shows they've been watching over the holidays, and not all of it was very good.
start - Christmas gifts, troubles, and fun times
13:11 - New Years aspirations
18:49 - TIKTOK GAME - Cal reads off TikTok scandals from the past year, and MJ must guess whether they're real or fake. Some of the most fun we've had on the show
51:04 - Kaitlin Bennet pooped herself
54:03 - RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION - MJ gives his thoughts on the Lifetime KFC short film starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders
1:05:57 - SOUL review - NO SPOILERS AT 1:15:18
1:22:32 - WONDER WOMAN REVIEW - NO SPOILERS AT 1:54:34
1:59:35 - Early thoughts on MANDALORIAN SEASON 2 - CAL NEEDS TO WATCH THE REST
2:12:02 - Roger Deakins got Knighted
2:17:53 - TENET REVIEW
2:28:36 - conclusion
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #42 recorded on January 2, 2021
This Year Sucked But Maybe Next Year Could Be Fun
Last episode of 2020... and we spend it talking about the Paul Brothers. Dope.
Start - New Years Highlights
14:41 - our favorite part about doing this pod
19:01 - nice moments from 2020
23:06 - regrets of 2020
27:57 - goals for 2021
35:39 - Paul Brothers
45:54 - closing out
Thank you so much for listening
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Cal's Twitch
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #41 recorded on December 16, 2020
A Very Cyberpunk Christmas
Welcome back! Sorry for the week off. This week we hit the highlights of the livestream from last week, rattle off some christmas jokes to each other, and talk a whoooole lot about Cyberpunk, because we've been excited for it all year.
1:37 - livestream highlights and shoutouts
9:32 - Christmas
13:39 - Christmas jokes
22:17 - Cyberpunk 2077 - initial thoughts, reviews, experiences, etc.
56:47 - rich youtubers and being rich
Thank you so much for listening.
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@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #40 recorded on December 16, 2020
Best (and sad) Birthdays
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In this episode we only really talk about our lives and the crazy, or underwhelming, birthdays that we've had. So sit back and have fun with us as we chat about some fun birthday parties and how dope ice cream cake is.
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
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Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #39 recorded on November 23, 2020.
A PS5 Redemption Story
Last week Cal talked about how he got scammed out of a PS5. But since that has happened to him, he has not only been able to acquire a PS5 from a legit vendor, he got it on Sunday. Unfortunately we haven't been able to have Cal give a full reaction to the hardware yet, but this episode is a celebration in redemption.
2:19 - Internet Censorship
5:50 - good genes
11:31 - yahtzee
14:37 - up and coming cities
19:39 - pro gaming
24:28 - Cal saw HORRIBLE BOSSES
29:29 - PS5
37:08 - HOW CAL GOT THE PS5
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #38 recorded on November 23, 2020.
PS5 Scam, e-Sports, Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Too much to go over in one sentence so, here you go!
After having a themed episode about something not really in our area of expertise, we thought we'd also talk about scams and stories and video games for an hour and a half to ease our conscience and give our listeners some of that good ole Fish Burrito goodness.
1:08 - Cal got scammed out of a PS5 and he's a total dumbass
26:25 - MJ's absolute roller coaster of a concert experience
39:43 - masters results
46:02 - pro gaming and why it's cool
59:50 - accidentally breaking down Joseph Gordon-Levitt's great career
1:05:11 - incels and pro gaming
1:23:35 - CLOSING STATEMENTS
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #37 recorded on November 16, 2020
Reacting to Pretty Basic's "How to Get Over a F*ckboy"
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Here's the link to Pretty Basic's episode on How to Get Over a F*ckboy
This week we have some treats for y'all. The first episode of the week will be us devoting an entire hour towards talking about the idea of a fuckboy and the dating culture and avoiding getting played by the fuckboys.
In a couple days, same old Fish Burrito will have an extra episode for y'all. Cal talks about his experience getting scammed trying to purchase a PS5, and then we get into a crazy concert story from MJ and a discussion on esports and professional gaming.
No timecodes for this one, just enjoy the ride. Stick around towards the end for some real good advice from us and an exciting announcement about a 1 year streamathon in December!
Thank you so much for listening.
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #36 recorded on November 16, 2020.
Wigs, Peaches, and Dingerville
Hello and welcome back. this week we're all over the place. From movie talk to golf talk to having sex with fruit, you'll get an action packed hour of good discussions. Cheers!
2:21 - MJ went on a trip
8:11 - Cal watched GOOD TIME for the first time
10:45 - Chappelle was on SNL
14:52 - WIGS
17:21 - cooky sci fi movies
27:06 - Johnny Depp got kicked off of Harry Potter
31:11 - James and the Giant Peach, and having sex with fruit
36:12 - politics talk about the state of the world
40:44 - Scotland stories from Cal, what school was like there, and knowing your alcoholic limits
56:17 - DINGERVILLE
1:01:39 - Masters week
Hope one of our listeners was able to snag a PS5, tell us about it!
Thank you so much for listening
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
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Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #35 recorded on November 11, 2020.
Disappointments of 2020 (and beyond)
Sure this topic sounds depressing but we talk about disappointing stuff in a fun way. In this episode we talk favorite Disney songs, give a review of OVER THE MOON, disappointing movies/video games/tv shows, Oregon legalizing every drug known to man, and when we found out Santa Claus wasn't real
2:40 - Oregon will soon become the promised land
4:54 - is airbnb the new timeshare
8:05 - following trump and other idiots on twitter
9:21 - back to Oregon being dope
11:17 - Colorado repealed the pit bull ban
15:41 - cyberpunk delayed again
19:43 - when did we find out Santa Claus wasn't real
28:26 - OVER THE MOON review
34:34 - favorite Disney songs
42:22 - our most disappointing movies
47:32 - MJ got really upset about something that I forgot and am too lazy to go back to find
49:01 - gatekeeping and internet toxicity
Thank you so much for listening
Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
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Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
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Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #34 recorded on November 4, 2020
Our Last Fun Time Before Election Day
The boys recorded a week before election day with a bunch of talk about nothing that important really, so have fun!
4:02 - Cal gained a lot of quarantine pounds
8:13 - supreme court talk
14:10 - the guys review BORAT 2 - SPOILERS
33:17 - cal explains Rotten Tomatoes
35:06 - we react to a scene from the old DUNE movie because MJ just saw it
41:51 - hype for Cyberpunk
43:27 - lord of the rings chat
49:31 - Cal talks about his new artistic endeavors in drawing and graphic novels
56:57 - yo there's these gushers over here y'all should check em out
Thank you so much for listening!
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #33 recorded on October 26, 2020.
Top 5 Fast Foods and Halloween Stories
HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week Cal and MJ rank their 5 favorite fast-food chains with some revisions in between, and then after that we get into some fun party-filled Halloween Stories to satiate your desires to party this Halloween when you actually can't because there's a global pandemic and please don't party this Halloween!!!!!!!
4:56 - MJ's done with golf
11:56 - favorite fast foods
16:00 - skip to here for when it really starts
21:12 - our mcdonalds orders
36:45 - heated in-n-out debate
1:15:15 - start of Halloween stories
Thanks to tai.kun for the dope intro and outro songs:
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Thanks to Leslie Herman for the cover art and logo:
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #32 recorded on October 19, 2020.
The Movies That Made Us (some of them)
THANK YOU TO TAIKUN LOFI FOR THE INTRO AND OUTRO MUSIC
This week we get into some of the movies of our lives that influenced us, formed us, and some that we have just plain enjoyed even when we know that they're bad!
2:11 - start
9:17 - movies that impacted our worldviews
18:25 - adam sandler movies
38:38 - Requiem For A Dream
49:02 - Back to the Future, Forrest Gump, and rewriting history in film
56:55 - favorite franchises from our past
Thank you so much for listening.
Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #31 recorded on October 12, 2020.
Even More Chaos
THANK YOU TO TAI.KUN FOR THE INTRO AND OUTRO MUSIC YOU'RE THE BEST.
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8:25 - is Mario a cuck
12:27 - bad 90's movies
23:27 - the movie Hook
32:13 - MJ's horrific Chuck E Cheese story
41:34 - our first music festivals and Carly Rae Jepsen
50:39 - Senomyx is using embryos to make stuff taste better
Thank you so much for listening to this chaotic podcast. Next week will be all about movies we grew up with and movies that defined the rest of our lives.
Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #30 recorded on October 5, 2020.
Chaos
INTRODUCING MUSIC FROM TAI.KUN LOFI, THANK YOU @taikunlofi FOR GIVING US YOUR MUSIC.
MINOR SPOILER WARNING FOR THE SHOW DEATH NOTE AT 55:55 AND ENDS AT 56:26
This episode, Cal and MJ get classy with some whisky and candles, and things get a little crazy towards the end. Even we don't remember what happened. We just recorded next week's and it's a lot of the same.
2:41 - the debates are tonight and our debate snacks of choice
11:37 - what do we want covered in the debates?
25:34 - video games coming out
29:06 - why cal only got a wii from his parents
33:33 - Cal is definitely not hurt from the Mulan review
43:32 - MJ's VA friend is out here hustling
47:41 - MJ's tumultuous Malibu hike
53:08 - introspective
57:36 - Remi wants Cal to take tennis lessons, comparing to pros
1:02:27 - short men aren't real
Thank you so much for listening.
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #29 recorded on September 29, 2020.
24 Year-Old vs. 33 Year-Old's Childhoods
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This is a more chill episode about the differences in our childhoods. Cal, being a late millennial, grew up around the conception of social media, the rise of video games, and sports, whereas MJ grew up around the conception of the Internet, cell phones, and even more! This is a more loose-flowing and easy-going conversation with loads of fun stories to tell from our different childhoods.
Thank you so much for listening.
Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #28 recorded on September 21, 2020.
Mulan 2020, Phoenix Metaphors, and Our First Jobs
Our favorite episode to date has all you've seen before from these two: movie rants, absurd stories, and making fun of celebrities. And even more!!
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4:37 - Cal talks about the DUNE trailer
11:26 - Cal's MULAN review (major spoilers)
43:22 - Ellen returns, and we have some advice for her
50:20 - Machine Gun Kelly is now a trending persona
54:35 - We miss comedy clubs
56:19 - Our First Jobs
Thank you so much for listening.
If you enjoyed this episode, please let us know by messaging us on Instagram @fisburritopod, mjbragg1200, and calparsons3 or on Twitter @frickincal and mjbragg1200. And let us know what you want to hear!!
Enjoy FIsh Burrito order #27 recorded on September 14, 2020.
The Legend of Fish Burrito
This will be the only episode where you learn about how we got started, how we met, and how this all came to be. We also get into a bit of who we are outside of Fish Burrito and then some video games talk to really round it all out. But be careful, we go on a lot of tangents this episode.
01:44 - Cal's hungover
03:12 - We answer a question from one of our listeners @Gosh_sash_a about our lives outside of Fish Burrito
20:18 - we get back from a tangent
28:32 - the creation of this podcast and where the name comes from
31:51 - we talk about the Breath of the Wild prequel that was just announced
35:34 - LEGO Star Wars game into general video game talk about so much other stuff
50:17 - what if Nintendo did VR?
52:36 - console wars
57:50 - draft kings is ruining MJ
Thank you so much for listening.
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #26 recorded on September 7, 2020.
Getting Drunk in the South (and DC FanDome reactions)
MJ got drunk..... a lot. Not only that, but we get into DC FanDome's announcements for their future lineup of movies.
02:08 - MJ went to VA
06:47 - MJ gets drunk with a boomer
08:53 - MJ gets drunk with a redneck
13:55 - MJ gets drunk with technologically illiterate people
17:54 - Biscuits 'n Porn
21:51 - Samurai Champloo talk into Community talk into How I Met Your Mother Talk then back to Community
32:48 - the greatest show of all time
37:05 - John Boyega vs toxic Star Wars fans
42:13 - DC FanDome - the Batman
55:17 - Justice League Snyder Cut
1:00:58 - The Suicide Squad
Thank you so much for listening.
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #25 recorded on September 2, 2020.
All About Anime
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If you've never watched anime and want to know where to start, we give recommendations at 1:03:00.
Thank you to michellesimi for the request, this episode was a lot of fun to record.
If you have any requests for us, please send them in!
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #24 recorded on August 17, 2020
Learning About TikTok Kids
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In this episode we get MJ somewhat up to speed on TikTok drama, beginning with the Hype House and we'll work our way forward. We also discuss new music, Netflix shows we've been watching (DARK, Community, Ozark) and we get into a little politics towards the end
00:49 - PGA Champ Collin Morikawa
4:20 - Cal talks about Amine's new album
8:45 - shows we've been watching from DARK to Community to Ozark
12:22 - Cal's thoughts on DARK so far (positive as hell)
17:28 - old Dan Bilzerian drama
21:52 - TikTok: MJ now knows about the Hype House and we discuss their popularity
41:43 - the new wave: RASCAL music video by RMR
47:59 - Devil All The Time and the movie-watching experience
52:44 - What Kamala Harris needs to do to win with Biden
Thank you all so much for listening.
Tune in next week for an episode all about anime that we've been watching!
Any requests for what you want us to talk about next, hit us up on instagram @fishburritopod or message us directly @mjbragg1200 or @calparsons3. Twitter: @FrickinCal and @mjbragg1200
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #23 recorded on August 17, 2020
Netflix vs. Billion-Dollar Corporations: A Post-Kissing Booth Discussion
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Sorry for the shorter episode, we had a decent discussion on the future of Netflix and streaming services after our huge talk on Kissing Booth, so we're throwing it up here for this week's episode. This episode we get into the future of Netflix and how they will have to compete with massive corporations that are also breaking into the streaming market.
00:00 - what is Netflix's big hit
1:56 - discussing Netflix's hit shows and what they have to do to find a hit
14:56 - Amazon Prime and their Lord of the Rings show
27:15 - Facebook steals every trending megahit app
33:37 - we address that Chris D'Elia video because at this point we're pretty tipsy and don't know how to end this episode
Thank you so much for listening.
Stay tuned next week for a full conversation episode covering a lottttt of stuff.
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #22 recorded with the Kissing Booth episode.
Kissing Burrito (kissing booth 1&2 review)
Why did we do this like foreal why did we do this
If anyone wants the full uncut version of this talk which is about an hour and a half, let us know
Second half of this recording (on other topics, including the future of Netflix) will be out next week!
3:53 - start of Kissing Booth review
12:00 - cringey moments
20:27 - the opening montage was so bad
25:17 - Kissing Booth 2 review
36:53 - MJ couldn't make it through KB2, so Cal tries to run down the events of the ending
52:34 - end of talking about the movies
59:51 - The actual best part of both of the movies (the gay couple)
Thank you so much for listening, we hope you enjoy this episode!
Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #21 recorded on August 3rd, 2020
Two Dumb Nerds Give Opinions on Comicbook Movies (Episode 20 - Part 2)
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In this episode, we talk a lot about comicbook and superhero movies. Check the timestamps for each topic we get into.
00:45 - start of in-depth discussion on Joker as well as The Lego Movie
9:25 - Ratatouille, Iron Giant, and Vin Diesel's career
12:51 - rotten tomatoes and film critics in general
20:25 - the DCEU, their fanboys, and Batman v Superman
29:11 - best comicbook and superhero movies
32:57 - Unbreakable universe
36:57 - the X-Men universe
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #20, Part 2 recorded on July 31, 2020
Getting Owned (Episode 20 - Part 1)
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This is Part 1 of 2 from one recording, in which we have two very different themes going on in terms of what we talk about, so it's a two-parter! In this episode we get into some fun yet terrible golfing stories, internet drama, and we got Ellen fired all by ourselves. We also look into some dumb movie news!
2:07 - some tragic stories of us hitting traumatically bad golf shots
12:46 - MJ's janky jeep stories
17:31 - we got Ellen!
21:04 - Cal attempts to break down Shane Dawson's controversies
29:45 - the fall of Chris D'Elia, and others - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2anWvbM0KY
38:29 - we look at a terrible article about The Joker - https://screenrant.com/joker-movie-arthur-fleck-worst-deeds/
Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #20 - Part 1 recorded on July 31, 2020
Gross Incompetence
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Action-packed episode comin at ya hard. MJ takes the same cognitive exam that Trump took, we discuss some entertainment and pop culture that includes Black Monday, Mission: Impossible, and Hot Rod, and we get into Lenny Kravitz's dingaling.
01:12 - Coolest monkey in the jungle
07:35 - MJ takes a cognitive examination test
21:45 - Are we living in a science experiment?
26:40 - We absolutely suck at the Wonderlic Test
32:58 - MJ talks about the Black Monday tv show
39:58 - Cal got Remi into action movies, and Tom Cruise is crazy
48:53 - Hot Rod and silent films
54:29 - we look up Lenny Kravitz wardrobe malfunctions, for some reason
59:43 - Man holds bus hostage to promote Joaquin Phoenix movie
1:06:48 - WE DON'T ENDORSE GAMBLING BUT IT SURE IS FUN
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #19, recorded on July 23, 2020
Let's Hunger Games Our Next Election
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In this episode we get into MJ's celeb-filled golf experience, our review of the movie Palm Springs, Cal's final thoughts on Last of Us Part II, Running Man being the new election process, and pedophiles crying.
00:43 - MJ's boujee golf course experience
04:11 - tory lanez and meg thee stallion
6:20 - SPOILER-FILLED Palm Springs talk - skip to 16:39
16:39 - SPOILER FILLED Last of Us Part II Discussion - skip to 24:35
24:35 - VR and future of video games
29:43 - MJ's first edible
35:45 - living in a Hunger Games/Running Man dystopia
1:09:14 - we watch To Catch A Predator clips
1:19:08 - we finish up To Catch A Predator
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #18 recorded on July 17, 2020
Back In My Day, We Didn't Need Apps to Explore
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This is an episode filled with fun weed stories, more talk about Cookout, and we watch and react to a video of a vlogger using an app called Randonautica to explore a weird are in a forest.
15:15 - Cookout and then weed stories
18:30 - MJ smokes weed in a drainage tunnel
32:00 - our dabs experiences
41:45 - Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 is the best golf game ever made
49:30 - Randonautica and we react to a video of someone randonauting
1:19:00 - end of video reactions
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #17 recorded on July 10, 2020.
Absolutely Destroying Flat-Earthers
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We're back and better than ever!
In our new studio setup and we got a lot to say about nothing in particular, but flat-earthers are dumb dumbs. We also catch everyone up on some of what we've been doing, Cal gives his final thoughts on the Last of Us Part II, and this episode is all kinds of fun.
It's back to every Tuesday from here on out until the end of time, so we'll catch y'all every Tuesday.
08:00 - the stand-up scene and what's been popping in comedy
14:20 - COVID sucks balls, but non-mask-wearers suck harder
24:06 - Warrior Nun on Netflix
30:09 - SPOILER ALERT for the movie IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK ends at 31:23
32:50 - Henry Ford and Hitler conspiracy theories
52:36 - absolutely demolishing flat-earthers
link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H110vCGvTmM&t=13s
1:09:59 - SPOILERS FOR LAST OF US PART II ends at 1:14:00
Enjoy Fish Burrito order #16
Quarantine House Blues #8 - Racism Is For Idiots
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We pretty much clown on racists for the first half and then talk about video games the second half. Fish Burrito is back, baybee!
Fish Burrito order #15 was recorded on June 16, 2020.
Quarantine House Blues #7 - Black Lives Matter
We discuss the death of George Floyd, the black lives matter movement, and go even further at points. And also we clown on some fools.
Recorded on June 3, 2020