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Fish Burrito

By MJ Bragg and Cal Parsons

Fish Burrito Podcast is co-hosted by MJ Bragg and Cal Parsons, two people who have known each other for only a few months. We decided to make a podcast together as we continue to grow as friends and make our own inside jokes and dumb banter. This friendship, as well as the podcast, will continue to grow as we argue, banter, joke, debate, and riff off each other.

So far all we like to do are slamming white clams and giving hot takes.
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Fish BurritoJul 20, 2021

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ONLYHANDS.com

AAAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! This week we are joined by the incomparable Blake Bersted. A fun conversation about West Hollywood, shitty football teams, Willem Dafoe's piece, all the Spidermen, and being a foot model. This one was a blast to record and we hope you have a blast listening to it! Thanks for listening, we appreciate you!

LET'S GO WEHO!- 5:50

ANCIENT TECH- 16:44

FOODIES-28:00

SEX WORK-31:11

SPIDERMANG-41:15

WHAT'S ON THE MENU- 1:01:29


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

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Sep 07, 202101:17:09
Can't fool me 3 times...

Can't fool me 3 times...

Aug 24, 202101:51:47
Cyborepunk 2021

Cyborepunk 2021

Jul 27, 202101:24:18
Space Jam 2 SUCKS

Space Jam 2 SUCKS

Jul 20, 202101:25:15
Send in the Aliens

Send in the Aliens

Jun 15, 202101:09:04
The Volshano

The Volshano

May 25, 202101:01:21
Put On Something Funny!

Put On Something Funny!

AAAAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! This week we talk about comedy movies! Just a quick glance into the movies that we like as well as the actors and performances that made us laugh as kids and still make us laugh today. In typical FB fashion we went in a million different directions, but we had a great talk about a fun topic. As always, thank you so much for listening!!!


Twitz- 2:12

Hey Ladies! - 7:32

Quick Sidebar- 14:13

Comedy Talk- 17:46

What's On The Menu- 53:27

Wild Teaser- 1:01


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Apr 20, 202101:02:53
The Boys Are Back In Town

The Boys Are Back In Town

AAAAAAAAND WE'RE BACK! Back in the studio after a much needed vacation and ready to go! This week we talked about The Masters, sports, Cal's gaming exploits, and what we did during the hiatus. We also had a fun conversation about some of the areas we feel the DC Cinematic Universe is lacking and did some fun Zack Snyder impressions. As always, thank you so much for listening! We'll see you next week!

Matsul tov- 1:16

Playin' Games- 5:19

Meet The Parents- 7:31

SoCal- 11:04

DJ Caled- 15:15

Season 2, Take 1!- 17:25

Mikey Bitcoins and Crypto Cal- 18:18

DC Might Suck, and Super Hero Stuff- 20:33


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

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Apr 13, 202155:09
Where the Magic Happens

Where the Magic Happens

AAAAAAANNNND WE'RE BACK! This week we kept it short and sweet, which also accurately describes my special cohost the lovely, Heather Zimmerman! We talked about our upcoming vacations, vaccinations, and my possible early retirement thanks to my real estate mogul girlfriend! As always thanks for listening, stay safe, and see you soon!


6:29- On The Road Again

8:34- Vaxy Waxy

11:51- Retirement

17:43- FRIENDS

25:18- What's on the Menu


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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@calparsons3 on IG

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fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

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Mar 31, 202136:26
1 Years Old!

1 Years Old!

Mar 23, 202101:14:53
#WTFIANFT

#WTFIANFT

Boop-boop-boop-beep-beep-beep, I guarantee nobody sees these. AAAAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! Cal and I went after everyone in this one! We covered a lot of ground. Tim Duncans' fashion sense, Billie Eilish, Cal's love affair with Valorant, and WTF are NFT's? It was a really fun episode to record and we hope you enjoy listening! 

AS ALWAYS, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING! 


MJ's a Hack- 1:39

Desert Cuisine- 6:50

New Neighbors- 11:39

NFT's TF?- 21:49

Fancy Brown Liquor- 28:24

Billie- 32:34

Chris Dad'lia- 35:09

ALL CAPS- 38:02

Sportz- 40:33

Games- 45:56

Strong Finish- 55:18



Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr


Mar 16, 202101:02:32
LA-LA-LA-LA-LOLA

LA-LA-LA-LA-LOLA

Boop Boop Boop beep beep beep does anyone even read these? AAAAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! In this episode we discuss the biggest and most pressing issues in society. Why do we need flying cars, how can executives be less white, and who would you splash hot coffee on? As always, Cal and I sincerely appreciate you all for listening and coming on this insane journey through time and space with us!


2:36- Wanda Quickie

5:33- Reviews with MJ

10:40- Political

14:55- The Little Guys

22:27- Music

25:00- L-O-L-A

35:45- HOT COFFEE

40:56- Flying Cars

46:26- Amusement

50:32- BLW


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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@FrickinCal on twitter and

@calparsons3 on IG

@fishburritopod on IG and

Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Mar 09, 202101:05:54
Precious Cargo... Shorts

Precious Cargo... Shorts

AAAAANNNDD WE'RE BACK! First and foremost, thank you for tuning into the livestream! This week we discuss everything that is wrong with the world. Don't worry, we figured it all out. We talked D'Amelio's, titans, healthcare, rollerblading, Hawaiian shirts, movies and more! 

Thanks for listening! 


4:18- iCharlie

7:44- A Talk on Titan

11:20- MC EWWW

16:58- Health

21:24- Self Loathing in LA

26:15- DC Guys

35:50- Back to Wanda

55:00- Yeet the Rich


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on Instagram and Soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on Instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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@FrickinCal on twitter and

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@fishburritopod on IG and

Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Mar 02, 202101:06:57
Rush Week

Rush Week

AAAAANNND WE'RE BACK! LIVESTREAM THIS SATURDAY, FEB. 27 at 12:00PM PST! This week we got whiskey drunk and talked about even less important matters than ever. We discussed football(kinda), the olympics, E Sports, Chris D'elia, and animal junk! This episode is about as on brand as any we've ever recorded, so enjoy! 

As always, thank you for listening! 


4:24- The Limpix

7:29- Fuggin Fooball

11:30- Real Sportz

18:54- Foodies

31:22- He's Back...

36:53- F**k Rush

39:05- LIVESTREAM 

51:40- Plastic Surgery


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything

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Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube 

fishburritocentral on TWITCH

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Feb 23, 202101:13:49
Vote For Pedro

Vote For Pedro

AAAAAANND WE'RE BACK! This week we explore the highest levels of human consciousness. Cal took a trip, and I watched the MOST public of defecations. We cover power couples, casting, the stonk market, and GOAT talk. We also unlock the secrets of manifesting success, health, and wealth. Also, we love Pedro Pascal! 

As always, thank you for listening. We LIKE LIKE, and appreciate you!


6:00- Life Stuff

9:50- Hot Goss

15:45- Sight Seeing In LA

21:30- Hammer Time

28:30- MJ's Savvy

32:30- Oberyn Martell

37:00- Last Of Us

49:00- And We're Back

54:40- X-MEN


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music @taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art @leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything 

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@FrickinCal on twitter and 

@calparsons3 on IG  

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Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube fishburritocentral on TWITCH 

Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Feb 16, 202101:10:27
Jennifer Lawrence > Helen Hunt

Jennifer Lawrence > Helen Hunt

AAAANNND We're back. We are still working out some technical kinks. You might notice that the powerful @taikunlofi is not blessing this episode with his signature stylings. It's because I'm (MJ) dumb. Rest assured, we will be fully functional next time around. We covered quite a few topics in this one! Everything from the Hunger Games to Boogie Nights with a Twister in between. It's always a pleasure to sit with Cal and talk about the nonsensical comings and goings of the absurd reality we're so lucky to be a part of. 

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LISTENING!!!


6:50- CARTOONS

11:30- Hungry Eyes

25:00- My Man!

33:30- Giant Naked People

36:30- SPIDERMEN

44:00- Why Wig?

50:00- VIDEO GAMES


Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG

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Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube
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Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Feb 09, 202101:02:40
Tompas, Stocks, and Woods

Tompas, Stocks, and Woods

This week we got some new equipment and we are using it for the first time this episode, so please excuse any alight audio differences and irregularities, we're still learning this new puppy!

This week we talk about Tom Brady beating the Packers, Gamestop to the Moon, the power of the internet, the Tiger Woods documentary on HBO Max: 'TIGER', and Mark Wahlberg's face.

1:15 - Tompa Bay
10:38 - Stocks and the internet
24:29 - 'TIGER' on HBO Max, a documentary on the life of Tiger Woods
54:58 - Mark Wahlberg's face

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
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@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG

@fishburritopod on IG and
Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube
fishburritocentral on TWITCH
Cal's Twitch - calcifrr

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #46 recorded on February 1, 2021

Feb 02, 202101:05:38
Conspiracies Used To Be Cool

Conspiracies Used To Be Cool

This week, MJ and Cal talk about trump supporters coping with their losses, internet culture getting too crazy with conspiracies, teachers giving ads during lessons, and their latest livestream!

2:17 - livestream highlights
15:38 - Green Bay Packers
20:43 - we both want to see the Tiger Woods doc
26:58 - trump supporters down on their luck
49:37 - conspiracies, internet culture, and crazy people
57:44 - the lottery and teachers not getting paid good wages

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube
fishburritocentral on TWITCH
Cal's Twitch

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #45 recorded on January 23, 2021

Jan 27, 202101:06:22
Valuable Corn on the Cob

Valuable Corn on the Cob

In this episode we talk about Elon being RICH, our idea for David Dobrik's new currency Do'Bucks, the Green Bay Packers' insane season, The Mandalorian, and we got jokes for all of them.

5:55 - Elon Musk too big
15:53 - the Death of the Week
21:00 - Goodfellas
24:45 - Cal's favorite movie, IN BRUGES
34:44 - Packers season
46:30 - Mandalorian quick thoughts
56:24 - no more Mando spoilers

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube
fishburritocentral on TWITCH
Cal's Twitch

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #44 recorded on January 11, 2021

Jan 19, 202101:07:09
Big 6'4 Energy

Big 6'4 Energy

Jan 12, 202101:05:38
New Year MegaEpisode

New Year MegaEpisode

We're so sorry that this is being uploaded later than usual but we hope that the wait is worth it. MJ and Cal sit down for a few hours to play a TIkTok minigame and talk about the movies and shows they've been watching over the holidays, and not all of it was very good.

start - Christmas gifts, troubles, and fun times
13:11 - New Years aspirations
18:49 - TIKTOK GAME - Cal reads off TikTok scandals from the past year, and MJ must guess whether they're real or fake. Some of the most fun we've had on the show
51:04 - Kaitlin Bennet pooped herself
54:03 - RECIPE FOR SEDUCTION - MJ gives his thoughts on the Lifetime KFC short film starring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders
1:05:57 - SOUL review -  NO SPOILERS AT 1:15:18
1:22:32 - WONDER WOMAN REVIEW - NO SPOILERS AT 1:54:34
1:59:35 - Early thoughts on MANDALORIAN SEASON 2 - CAL NEEDS TO WATCH THE REST
2:12:02 - Roger Deakins got Knighted
2:17:53 - TENET REVIEW
2:28:36 - conclusion

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube
fishburritocentral on TWITCH
Cal's Twitch

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #42 recorded on January 2, 2021

Jan 05, 202102:35:33
This Year Sucked But Maybe Next Year Could Be Fun

This Year Sucked But Maybe Next Year Could Be Fun

Dec 29, 202053:56
A Very Cyberpunk Christmas

A Very Cyberpunk Christmas

Welcome back! Sorry for the week off. This week we hit the highlights of the livestream from last week, rattle off some christmas jokes to each other, and talk a whoooole lot about Cyberpunk, because we've been excited for it all year.

1:37 - livestream highlights and shoutouts
9:32 - Christmas
13:39 - Christmas jokes
22:17 - Cyberpunk 2077 - initial thoughts, reviews, experiences, etc.
56:47 - rich youtubers and being rich

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

fishburritocentral on TWITCH
Cal's Twitch

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #40 recorded on December 16, 2020

Dec 22, 202001:06:45
Best (and sad) Birthdays

Best (and sad) Birthdays

FOLLOW OUR TWITCH CHANNEL AND BE READY FOR OUR LIVE STREAM EVENT ON DECEMBER 13TH AT 12 PM PACIFIC TIME
www.twitch.tv/fishburritocentral

In this episode we only really talk about our lives and the crazy, or underwhelming, birthdays that we've had. So sit back and have fun with us as we chat about some fun birthday parties and how dope ice cream cake is.

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud
Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram
Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #39 recorded on November 23, 2020.
Dec 08, 202049:49
A PS5 Redemption Story

A PS5 Redemption Story

Last week Cal talked about how he got scammed out of a PS5. But since that has happened to him, he has not only been able to acquire a PS5 from a legit vendor, he got it on Sunday. Unfortunately we haven't been able to have Cal give a full reaction to the hardware yet, but this episode is a celebration in redemption.

2:19 - Internet Censorship
5:50 - good genes
11:31 - yahtzee
14:37 - up and coming cities
19:39 - pro gaming
24:28 - Cal saw HORRIBLE BOSSES
29:29 - PS5
37:08 - HOW CAL GOT THE PS5

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #38 recorded on November 23, 2020.

Dec 01, 202051:13
PS5 Scam, e-Sports, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

PS5 Scam, e-Sports, Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Too much to go over in one sentence so, here you go!

After having a themed episode about something not really in our area of expertise, we thought we'd also talk about scams and stories and video games for an hour and a half to ease our conscience and give our listeners some of that good ole Fish Burrito goodness.

1:08 - Cal got scammed out of a PS5 and he's a total dumbass
26:25 - MJ's absolute roller coaster of a concert experience
39:43 - masters results
46:02 - pro gaming and why it's cool
59:50 - accidentally breaking down Joseph Gordon-Levitt's great career
1:05:11 - incels and pro gaming
1:23:35 - CLOSING STATEMENTS

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #37 recorded on November 16, 2020

Nov 27, 202001:28:46
Reacting to Pretty Basic's "How to Get Over a F*ckboy"

Reacting to Pretty Basic's "How to Get Over a F*ckboy"

FOLLOW US ON TWITCH AND GET READY FOR OUR LIVE STREAM EVENT ON DECEMBER 13TH! twitch.tv/fishburritocentral

Here's the link to Pretty Basic's episode on How to Get Over a F*ckboy

This week we have some treats for y'all. The first episode of the week will be us devoting an entire hour towards talking about the idea of a fuckboy and the dating culture and avoiding getting played by the fuckboys.

In a couple days, same old Fish Burrito will have an extra episode for y'all. Cal talks about his experience getting scammed trying to purchase a PS5, and then we get into a crazy concert story from MJ and a discussion on esports and professional gaming.

No timecodes for this one, just enjoy the ride. Stick around towards the end for some real good advice from us and an exciting announcement about a 1 year streamathon in December!

Thank you so much for listening.

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #36 recorded on November 16, 2020. 

Nov 24, 202001:10:54
Wigs, Peaches, and Dingerville

Wigs, Peaches, and Dingerville

Hello and welcome back. this week we're all over the place. From movie talk to golf talk to having sex with fruit, you'll get an action packed hour of good discussions. Cheers!

2:21 - MJ went on a trip
8:11 - Cal watched GOOD TIME for the first time
10:45 - Chappelle was on SNL
14:52 - WIGS
17:21 - cooky sci fi movies
27:06 - Johnny Depp got kicked off of Harry Potter
31:11 - James and the Giant Peach, and having sex with fruit
36:12 - politics talk about the state of the world
40:44 - Scotland stories from Cal, what school was like there, and knowing your alcoholic limits
56:17 - DINGERVILLE
1:01:39 - Masters week

Hope one of our listeners was able to snag a PS5, tell us about it!

Thank you so much for listening  

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music 

@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud  

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art 

@leslie.herman on instagram  

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything 

@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter 

@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG 

@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube



Enjoy Fish Burrito order #35 recorded on November 11, 2020.

Nov 17, 202001:10:31
Disappointments of 2020 (and beyond)

Disappointments of 2020 (and beyond)

Sure this topic sounds depressing but we talk about disappointing stuff in a fun way. In this episode we talk favorite Disney songs, give a review of OVER THE MOON, disappointing movies/video games/tv shows, Oregon legalizing every drug known to man, and when we found out Santa Claus wasn't real

2:40 - Oregon will soon become the promised land
4:54 - is airbnb the new timeshare
8:05 - following trump and other idiots on twitter
9:21 - back to Oregon being dope
11:17 - Colorado repealed the pit bull ban
15:41 - cyberpunk delayed again
19:43 - when did we find out Santa Claus wasn't real
28:26 - OVER THE MOON review
34:34 - favorite Disney songs
42:22 - our most disappointing movies
47:32 - MJ got really upset about something that I forgot and am too lazy to go back to find
49:01 - gatekeeping and internet toxicity

Thank you so much for listening

Thank you to tai.kun for the incredible intro and outro music
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Thank you to Leslie Herman for the cover art
@leslie.herman on instagram

Hit us up for any questions, topics, videos, ideas, anything
@mjbragg1200 on IG and Twitter
@FrickinCal on twitter and @calparsons3 on IG
@fishburritopod on IG and Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #34 recorded on November 4, 2020

Nov 10, 202001:06:03
Our Last Fun Time Before Election Day

Our Last Fun Time Before Election Day

The boys recorded a week before election day with a bunch of talk about nothing that important really, so have fun!

4:02 - Cal gained a lot of quarantine pounds
8:13 - supreme court talk
14:10 - the guys review BORAT 2 - SPOILERS
33:17 - cal explains Rotten Tomatoes
35:06 - we react to a scene from the old DUNE movie because MJ just saw it
41:51 - hype for Cyberpunk
43:27 - lord of the rings chat
49:31 - Cal talks about his new artistic endeavors in drawing and graphic novels
56:57 - yo there's these gushers over here y'all should check em out

Thank you so much for listening!

@fishburritopod on instagram
Fish Burrito Podcast on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuxMWm9JpH4QZ9EJDMmk3uQ

The creator of the intro and outro songs - tai.kun lofi
@taikunlofi on instagram and soundcloud

Leslie Herman, cover artist - @leslie.herman on instagram

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #33 recorded on October 26, 2020.

Nov 03, 202001:06:38
Top 5 Fast Foods and Halloween Stories

Top 5 Fast Foods and Halloween Stories

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week Cal and MJ rank their 5 favorite fast-food chains with some revisions in between, and then after that we get into some fun party-filled Halloween Stories to satiate your desires to party this Halloween when you actually can't because there's a global pandemic and please don't party this Halloween!!!!!!!

4:56 - MJ's done with golf
11:56 - favorite fast foods
16:00 - skip to here for when it really starts
21:12 - our mcdonalds orders
36:45 - heated in-n-out debate
1:15:15 - start of Halloween stories

Thanks to tai.kun for the dope intro and outro songs:
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Thanks to Leslie Herman for the cover art and logo:
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Enjoy Fish Burrito order #32 recorded on October 19, 2020.

Oct 27, 202001:36:50
The Movies That Made Us (some of them)

The Movies That Made Us (some of them)

THANK YOU TO TAIKUN LOFI FOR THE INTRO AND OUTRO MUSIC

This week we get into some of the movies of our lives that influenced us, formed us, and some that we have just plain enjoyed even when we know that they're bad!

2:11 - start
9:17 - movies that impacted our worldviews
18:25 - adam sandler movies
38:38 - Requiem For A Dream
49:02 - Back to the Future, Forrest Gump, and rewriting history in film
56:55 - favorite franchises from our past

Thank you so much for listening.

Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #31 recorded on October 12, 2020. 

Oct 24, 202001:08:21
Even More Chaos

Even More Chaos

THANK YOU TO TAI.KUN FOR THE INTRO AND OUTRO MUSIC YOU'RE THE BEST.

YOUTUBE VIDEOS WILL BE BACK SOON, AND MORE TO COME. SUBSCRIBE HERE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCuxMWm9JpH4QZ9EJDMmk3uQ

8:25 - is Mario a cuck
12:27 - bad 90's movies
23:27 - the movie Hook
32:13 - MJ's horrific Chuck E Cheese story
41:34 - our first music festivals and Carly Rae Jepsen
50:39 - Senomyx is using embryos to make stuff taste better

Thank you so much for listening to this chaotic podcast. Next week will be all about movies we grew up with and movies that defined the rest of our lives.

Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #30 recorded on October 5, 2020.

Oct 13, 202001:01:51
Chaos

Chaos

INTRODUCING MUSIC FROM TAI.KUN LOFI, THANK YOU @taikunlofi FOR GIVING US YOUR MUSIC.

MINOR SPOILER WARNING FOR THE SHOW DEATH NOTE AT 55:55 AND ENDS AT 56:26

This episode, Cal and MJ get classy with some whisky and candles, and things get a little crazy towards the end. Even we don't remember what happened. We just recorded next week's and it's a lot of the same.

2:41 - the debates are tonight and our debate snacks of choice
11:37 - what do we want covered in the debates?
25:34 - video games coming out
29:06 - why cal only got a wii from his parents
33:33 - Cal is definitely not hurt from the Mulan review
43:32 - MJ's VA friend is out here hustling
47:41 - MJ's tumultuous Malibu hike
53:08 - introspective
57:36 - Remi wants Cal to take tennis lessons, comparing to pros
1:02:27 - short men aren't real

Thank you so much for listening.

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #29 recorded on September 29, 2020.

Oct 06, 202001:11:54
24 Year-Old vs. 33 Year-Old's Childhoods

24 Year-Old vs. 33 Year-Old's Childhoods

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This is a more chill episode about the differences in our childhoods. Cal, being a late millennial, grew up around the conception of social media, the rise of video games, and sports, whereas MJ grew up around the conception of the Internet, cell phones, and even more! This is a more loose-flowing and easy-going conversation with loads of fun stories to tell from our different childhoods.

Thank you so much for listening.

Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #28 recorded on September 21, 2020. 

Sep 29, 202001:23:08
Mulan 2020, Phoenix Metaphors, and Our First Jobs

Mulan 2020, Phoenix Metaphors, and Our First Jobs

Our favorite episode to date has all you've seen before from these two: movie rants, absurd stories, and making fun of celebrities. And even more!!

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4:37 - Cal talks about the DUNE trailer
11:26 - Cal's MULAN review (major spoilers)
43:22 - Ellen returns, and we have some advice for her
50:20 - Machine Gun Kelly is now a trending persona
54:35 - We miss comedy clubs
56:19 - Our First Jobs

Thank you so much for listening.

If you enjoyed this episode, please let us know by messaging us on Instagram @fisburritopod, mjbragg1200, and calparsons3 or on Twitter @frickincal and mjbragg1200. And let us know what you want to hear!!

Enjoy FIsh Burrito order #27 recorded on September 14, 2020.

Sep 22, 202001:15:05
The Legend of Fish Burrito

The Legend of Fish Burrito

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This will be the only episode where you learn about how we got started, how we met, and how this all came to be. We also get into a bit of who we are outside of Fish Burrito and then some video games talk to really round it all out. But be careful, we go on a lot of tangents this episode.

01:44 - Cal's hungover
03:12 - We answer a question from one of our listeners @Gosh_sash_a about our lives outside of Fish Burrito
20:18 - we get back from a tangent
28:32 - the creation of this podcast and where the name comes from
31:51 - we talk about the Breath of the Wild prequel that was just announced
35:34 - LEGO Star Wars game into general video game talk about so much other stuff
50:17 - what if Nintendo did VR?
52:36 - console wars
57:50 - draft kings is ruining MJ

Thank you so much for listening.

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #26 recorded on September 7, 2020.
Sep 15, 202001:03:52
Getting Drunk in the South (and DC FanDome reactions)

Getting Drunk in the South (and DC FanDome reactions)

MJ got drunk..... a lot. Not only that, but we get into DC FanDome's announcements for their future lineup of movies.

02:08 - MJ went to VA
06:47 - MJ gets drunk with a boomer
08:53 - MJ gets drunk with a redneck
13:55 - MJ gets drunk with technologically illiterate people
17:54 - Biscuits 'n Porn
21:51 - Samurai Champloo talk into Community talk into How I Met Your Mother Talk then back to Community
32:48 - the greatest show of all time
37:05 - John Boyega vs toxic Star Wars fans
42:13 - DC FanDome - the Batman
55:17 - Justice League Snyder Cut
1:00:58 - The Suicide Squad

Thank you so much for listening.

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #25 recorded on September 2, 2020.

Sep 08, 202001:07:32
All About Anime

All About Anime

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If you've never watched anime and want to know where to start, we give recommendations at 1:03:00.

Thank you to michellesimi for the request, this episode was a lot of fun to record.   

If you have any requests for us, please send them in!   

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #24 recorded on August 17, 2020

Sep 01, 202001:15:07
Learning About TikTok Kids

Learning About TikTok Kids

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In this episode we get MJ somewhat up to speed on TikTok drama, beginning with the Hype House and we'll work our way forward. We also discuss new music, Netflix shows we've been watching (DARK, Community, Ozark) and we get into a little politics towards the end

00:49 - PGA Champ Collin Morikawa
4:20 - Cal talks about Amine's new album
8:45 - shows we've been watching from DARK to Community to Ozark
12:22 - Cal's thoughts on DARK so far (positive as hell)
17:28 - old Dan Bilzerian drama
21:52 - TikTok: MJ now knows about the Hype House and we discuss their popularity
41:43 - the new wave: RASCAL music video by RMR
47:59 - Devil All The Time and the movie-watching experience
52:44 - What Kamala Harris needs to do to win with Biden

Thank you all so much for listening.

Tune in next week for an episode all about anime that we've been watching!
Any requests for what you want us to talk about next, hit us up on instagram @fishburritopod or message us directly @mjbragg1200 or @calparsons3. Twitter: @FrickinCal and @mjbragg1200

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #23 recorded on August 17, 2020

Aug 25, 202058:05
Netflix vs. Billion-Dollar Corporations: A Post-Kissing Booth Discussion

Netflix vs. Billion-Dollar Corporations: A Post-Kissing Booth Discussion

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Sorry for the shorter episode, we had a decent discussion on the future of Netflix and streaming services after our huge talk on Kissing Booth, so we're throwing it up here for this week's episode. This episode we get into the future of Netflix and how they will have to compete with massive corporations that are also breaking into the streaming market.

00:00 - what is Netflix's big hit

1:56 - discussing Netflix's hit shows and what they have to do to find a hit

14:56 - Amazon Prime and their Lord of the Rings show

27:15 - Facebook steals every trending megahit app

33:37 - we address that Chris D'Elia video because at this point we're pretty tipsy and don't know how to end this episode

Thank you so much for listening.

Stay tuned next week for a full conversation episode covering a lottttt of stuff.

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #22 recorded with the Kissing Booth episode.

Aug 18, 202038:16
Kissing Burrito (kissing booth 1&2 review)

Kissing Burrito (kissing booth 1&2 review)

Why did we do this like foreal why did we do this

If anyone wants the full uncut version of this talk which is about an hour and a half, let us know

Second half of this recording (on other topics, including the future of Netflix) will be out next week!


3:53 - start of Kissing Booth review

12:00 - cringey moments

20:27 - the opening montage was so bad

25:17 - Kissing Booth 2 review

36:53 - MJ couldn't make it through KB2, so Cal tries to run down the events of the ending

52:34 - end of talking about the movies

59:51 - The actual best part of both of the movies (the gay couple)


Thank you so much for listening, we hope you enjoy this episode!

Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #21 recorded on August 3rd, 2020

Aug 11, 202001:05:18
Two Dumb Nerds Give Opinions on Comicbook Movies (Episode 20 - Part 2)

Two Dumb Nerds Give Opinions on Comicbook Movies (Episode 20 - Part 2)

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In this episode, we talk a lot about comicbook and superhero movies. Check the timestamps for each topic we get into.

00:45 - start of in-depth discussion on Joker as well as The Lego Movie

9:25 - Ratatouille, Iron Giant, and Vin Diesel's career

12:51 - rotten tomatoes and film critics in general

20:25 - the DCEU, their fanboys, and Batman v Superman

29:11 - best comicbook and superhero movies

32:57 - Unbreakable universe

36:57 - the X-Men universe

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #20, Part 2 recorded on July 31, 2020

Aug 06, 202044:57
Getting Owned (Episode 20 - Part 1)

Getting Owned (Episode 20 - Part 1)

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This is Part 1 of 2 from one recording, in which we have two very different themes going on in terms of what we talk about, so it's a two-parter! In this episode we get into some fun yet terrible golfing stories, internet drama, and we got Ellen fired all by ourselves. We also look into some dumb movie news!

2:07 - some tragic stories of us hitting traumatically bad golf shots

12:46 - MJ's janky jeep stories

17:31 - we got Ellen!

21:04 - Cal attempts to break down Shane Dawson's controversies

29:45 - the fall of Chris D'Elia, and others - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2anWvbM0KY

38:29 - we look at a terrible article about The Joker - https://screenrant.com/joker-movie-arthur-fleck-worst-deeds/

Enjoy Fish Burrito Order #20 - Part 1 recorded on July 31, 2020

Aug 04, 202046:56
Gross Incompetence

Gross Incompetence

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Action-packed episode comin at ya hard. MJ takes the same cognitive exam that Trump took, we discuss some entertainment and pop culture that includes Black Monday, Mission: Impossible, and Hot Rod, and we get into Lenny Kravitz's dingaling.


01:12 - Coolest monkey in the jungle

07:35 - MJ takes a cognitive examination test

21:45 - Are we living in a science experiment?

26:40 - We absolutely suck at the Wonderlic Test

32:58 - MJ talks about the Black Monday tv show

39:58 - Cal got Remi into action movies, and Tom Cruise is crazy

48:53 - Hot Rod and silent films

54:29 - we look up Lenny Kravitz wardrobe malfunctions, for some reason

59:43 - Man holds bus hostage to promote Joaquin Phoenix movie

1:06:48 - WE DON'T ENDORSE GAMBLING BUT IT SURE IS FUN


Enjoy Fish Burrito order #19, recorded on July 23, 2020

Jul 28, 202001:14:45
Let's Hunger Games Our Next Election

Let's Hunger Games Our Next Election

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In this episode we get into MJ's celeb-filled golf experience, our review of the movie Palm Springs, Cal's final thoughts on Last of Us Part II, Running Man being the new election process, and pedophiles crying. 


00:43 - MJ's boujee golf course experience

04:11 - tory lanez and meg thee stallion

6:20 - SPOILER-FILLED Palm Springs talk - skip to 16:39

16:39 - SPOILER FILLED Last of Us Part II Discussion - skip to 24:35

24:35 - VR and future of video games

29:43 - MJ's first edible

35:45 - living in a Hunger Games/Running Man dystopia

1:09:14 - we watch To Catch A Predator clips 

1:19:08 - we finish up To Catch A Predator


Enjoy Fish Burrito order #18 recorded on July 17, 2020

Jul 21, 202001:25:45
Back In My Day, We Didn't Need Apps to Explore

Back In My Day, We Didn't Need Apps to Explore

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This is an episode filled with fun weed stories, more talk about Cookout, and we watch and react to a video of a vlogger using an app called Randonautica to explore a weird are in a forest. 

15:15 - Cookout and then weed stories

18:30 - MJ smokes weed in a drainage tunnel

32:00 - our dabs experiences

41:45 - Tiger Woods PGA Tour 11 is the best golf game ever made

49:30 - Randonautica and we react to a video of someone randonauting

1:19:00 - end of video reactions

Enjoy Fish Burrito order #17 recorded on July 10, 2020.

Jul 14, 202001:28:38
Absolutely Destroying Flat-Earthers

Absolutely Destroying Flat-Earthers

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We're back and better than ever!


In our new studio setup and we got a lot to say about nothing in particular, but flat-earthers are dumb dumbs. We also catch everyone up on some of what we've been doing, Cal gives his final thoughts on the Last of Us Part II, and this episode is all kinds of fun.


It's back to every Tuesday from here on out until the end of time, so we'll catch y'all every Tuesday.


08:00 - the stand-up scene and what's been popping in comedy

14:20 -  COVID sucks balls, but non-mask-wearers suck harder

24:06 - Warrior Nun on Netflix

30:09 - SPOILER ALERT for the movie IF BEALE STREET COULD TALK ends at 31:23

32:50 - Henry Ford and Hitler conspiracy theories 

52:36 - absolutely demolishing flat-earthers 

link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H110vCGvTmM&t=13s

1:09:59 - SPOILERS FOR LAST OF US PART II ends at 1:14:00


Enjoy Fish Burrito order #16

Jul 08, 202001:20:40
Quarantine House Blues #8 - Racism Is For Idiots

Quarantine House Blues #8 - Racism Is For Idiots

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We pretty much clown on racists for the first half and then talk about video games the second half. Fish Burrito is back, baybee!


Fish Burrito order #15 was recorded on June 16, 2020.

Jun 23, 202001:14:05
Quarantine House Blues #7 - Black Lives Matter

Quarantine House Blues #7 - Black Lives Matter

We discuss the death of George Floyd, the black lives matter movement, and go even further at points. And also we clown on some fools.


Recorded on June 3, 2020

Jun 15, 202001:18:42