FLIX OGs
By Lauren Novak
There are lots of podcasts out there with hosts that have "film degrees", "cinematic knowledge" and "comedic timing." Your friends here at Flix OGs have none of those things. Do you really want to take the opinion of some pretentious NY film critic? Heck no.
Instead join us and turn our time wasting activity into not a complete waste of time. Come laugh, cry and make fun of us as we set out to entertain.
FLIX OGs Mar 18, 2019
Ep. 6 - The Lovebirds
Another week, another perfect episode from the FlixOGs crew. Can you believe we've been doing this for 2 years with zero missed episodes!? Amazing.
In this episode, we discuss The Lovebirds. Lauren relays her favorites scene in Spartacus, Ashley educations on the hottest TikTok boys, and Kris gets to talk about the three judo classes he took once.
Ep 6 Preview - Walk Ride Rodeo
Howdy partner:
I hope I'm not putting the cart before the horse here, but this preview ep. should get you whipped up for the full episode next week. Now, you may be saying, whoa, hold you horses there cowboy, its only a five minute preview. How good can a 5 minute preview be? Hay now, you got five minutes of bliss for free! Didn't have to pony-up any buckaroos at all! So don't look this gift horse in the mouth. Just enjoy it.
So grab your favorite bowl of oats and listen to three stablehands talk tack, trailers and troughs.
Yeehaw.
Ep 5 - Polar
Lots of strong, conflicting feelings about this Mads Mikkelsen-helmed assassin movie.
Kris wants all movies to be about retirement investments vehicles, Lauren chides Vanessa Hudgens for dressing down, and Ashley is in peak form.
Ep 5 Preview - Polar
Much like when a bikini-clad lady emerges from a swimming pool, we got a little distracted in this preview. Ashley vaguely describes the plot to Rocky, Kris talks too much about John Wick, and Lauren really gets into waterproof lipstick.
Ep 4 - The Breaker Uppers
Toss off your Jankers and throw another ewe on the barbie, we got ourselves a kiwi-classic!
Ep 4 Preview - The Breaker Uppers
Like so many convicts of ole, we are boarding a steamship and heading down to New Zealand for this one. Or maybe that's Australia. Nobody knows for sure.
Anyways, on this off-week episode we review The Breaker Uppers trailer and (as is tradition) chastise Lauren for her bad movies tastes.
So kick off your jandals, throw another lambchop on the barbie, and listen to this tasty morsel of entertainment.
Ep 3 - Fyre Festival: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
What would you do for some cool, crisp Evian water?
This week the FlixOGs crew explores the murky origins of Fyre Fest and the even murky origins of the 'Fyre Festival: The Greatest Party That Never Happened' documentary.
Ashley gives lessons on proper oral etiquette; Kris tries to keep his Sex Cult under wraps; and Lauren learns the true meaning of money-laundering.
Ep 3 Preview - Fyre Festival: The Greatest Party That Never Happened
Need a quickie? Listen as we make our prediction for next weeks' movie. Now coming on the Sunday between bi-weekly episodes.
Lauren gets confused about stogies, Kris thinks the best of people, and Ashley has major, major FOMO.
Ep 2 - Black Mirror: Bandersnatch
Do you need to RELAX? Join Lauren, Kris and Ashley as they head to 1984 for a boisterous debate on fate, parallel universes and Will Farrell??
Things get weird in this one, folks.
Ep 1 - To All The Boys I Loved Before
Marry, Marry, Fuck! This is the Original to which all will be compared. Also this is the bar of which we will have to clear for all our following episodes... and boy, is that bar low.