Your Fart of the Day

Your Fart of the Day

By Gassius Maximus
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A fresh-squeezed, daily dose of deuce-juice-free decibels.
Real. Daily. Farts.
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A fresh-squeezed, daily dose of deuce-juice-free decibels.
Real. Daily. Farts.

More places to listen

F35: ermahgerd Bert Ferts!
Putting it out there for y’all.
00:30
December 11, 2019
F34: That’s what she said
Not everyone knows what she said, but now you do.
00:28
December 10, 2019
F33: Gerkin
A tiny little pickle packed with a punch.
00:36
December 10, 2019
F32: Queenie
Speaks her mind and to the point.
00:27
December 8, 2019
F31: Highlander
It blows in from ancient times.
00:31
December 8, 2019
F30: Baby Yoda
I made my own cute baby and I named it Yoda!!!
00:27
December 6, 2019
F29: the long and winding road
Getting lost in the twists and turns.
00:36
December 5, 2019
F28: Kurt
Not all Kurts are the same but this is one of em.
00:29
December 5, 2019
F27: slow zipper
Bundle up, it’s cold out there.
00:32
December 3, 2019
F26: Thunder dome
We don’t need another hero with this Master Blaster.
00:29
December 3, 2019
F25: Balloon animal
Party season is upon us.
00:30
December 1, 2019
F24: puh-push it real good
Oooh baby babay... Get up on THIS! 
00:30
November 30, 2019
F23: rumble in the jungle
It fought to get out and now it’s free.
00:30
November 29, 2019
F22: gobble gobble
Thanks be given for this beautiful turkey
00:29
November 28, 2019
F21: small time
An old classic everyone can relate to
00:27
November 27, 2019
F20: dramatic chipmunk
Beware the looks you’ll get if you play this too loudly.
00:29
November 26, 2019
F19: Crunchy
Better than granola to start your day.
00:28
November 24, 2019
F18: Chumbawumba
This one rolls along like a drunk sailor
00:31
November 23, 2019
F17: Bill and Ted
Two for one today.
00:29
November 22, 2019
F16: Frog
A cute little croak
00:28
November 21, 2019
F15: Growling trumpet
What begins as a low rumble, becomes a grumble and then a trumpeting shout.
00:29
November 20, 2019
F14: quite a stretch
A drawn out experience.
00:34
November 18, 2019
F13: Flapjack
This is one flat flapjack,
00:29
November 17, 2019
F:12 Francis
A toot to start the day
00:29
November 16, 2019
F11: Rudy
Tightly packed and almost delicate. Rudy is on the scene.
00:33
November 15, 2019
F10: Brenda
A straight forward blast
00:28
November 13, 2019
F9: Veronica
A Tri squeaker for your consideration
00:30
November 12, 2019
F8: Betty
An impressive lengthy layout
00:33
November 12, 2019
F7: Up We Go
Complex farts are in vogue these days. We are keeping up.
00:30
November 10, 2019
F6: solong
This fart had a surprise ending.
00:31
November 9, 2019
F5: Fus Ro Fart!!!
Feeling battle ready and prepared to clear the way for a great day.
00:29
November 8, 2019
F4: Long and Low
Keeping the groove moving along with this long and low melody.
00:31
November 7, 2019
F3: Bootsy
Sassafras comes to town
00:28
November 7, 2019
F2: tootsie
Featuring sounds from last night’s snacks in 3 parts
00:30
November 6, 2019
F1: First blast
Dropping it like it’s hot.
00:29
November 6, 2019
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