Your Fart of the Day
By Gassius Maximus
Your Fart of the DayDec 30, 2019
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We’re back: Boo Berries
Don’t call it a comeback....ok. Call it a comeback.
Oct 19, 202000:31
S3 F4: goobers
Salty, crunchy, nutty
May 12, 202000:32
3 F2: Triple Threat
Staged reopening
May 01, 202000:34
3 F1: Time Tunnel
Laid out before you as far as the mind can wander
Apr 28, 202000:40
F89: Slow Ride
Take it easy
Apr 16, 202000:37
F88: Time Bomb
Sometimes you have to wait for the good stuff.
Apr 09, 202000:42
F87: Magic
Every little thing you do is....
Mar 27, 202000:28
F86: D-arts
Staying in my own little cloud
Mar 17, 202000:30
F85: I Do
Through thick and thin, for better than or worse...
Mar 15, 202000:30
F84: Squiggly Down Under
Crocs are the least of your worries
Mar 13, 202000:31
F83:Hunker Down
Settle in and relax
Mar 12, 202000:32
F82: Thinking Putty
Just sit with it.
Mar 11, 202000:42
F81: fresh squeezed
Springtime freshness
Mar 06, 202000:29
F80: Jurassic Park
SHOOT HER!!!
Mar 06, 202000:30
F79: Porcelain Doppler
Here she comes. There she goes.
Mar 04, 202000:31
F78: Yoga Farts
The Outward cabbage pose
Feb 17, 202000:31
F77: love Stinks
Yea yea
Feb 15, 202000:35
F76: Because I told you so
Don’t make me say it again
Feb 13, 202000:34
F75: Dancing Queen
Feel the beet from the tambourine, oh Yea!
Feb 12, 202000:32
F74: Comeback
Not fade away
Feb 10, 202000:30
F73: fade away
....Into the wild blue yonder
Feb 09, 202000:38
F72: Nutter
Sometimes you feel like a nutter...
Feb 07, 202000:31
F71: pure Magic
You won’t believe your ears
Feb 04, 202000:44
F 70: Check Please
Just give me the check!
Feb 02, 202000:37
F69: Dolly
Pardon me
Feb 01, 202000:30
F67: Ishmael
Thar she blows
Jan 28, 202000:33
F65: Mote
All we are is dust in the wind
Jan 26, 202000:29
F64: Bean Sprout
Springtime sprouts are the sweetest
Jan 24, 202000:30
F63: Alexa
With Free overnight delivery
Jan 22, 202000:28
F62: Kawaii
It’s not easy being this cute
Jan 19, 202000:30
F61: Quicksand
Saturday morning cartoons taught us ONE thing to fear above all...
Jan 18, 202000:28
F59: Flat Line
I’m sorry Sir. We lost him.
Jan 13, 202000:31
F58: Frapachino
Treat yourself to a little something extra today.
Jan 13, 202000:32
F57: Never Ending Farties
Oh Oo oh oh oo oh ooooooh
Jan 11, 202000:43
F56: Adams Family
It’s creepy and it’s crawly
Jan 09, 202000:29
F55: let it go
Are you frozen...too?
Jan 06, 202000:29
F54: Scratch
Moded, corroded, your butt exploded
Jan 05, 202000:31
F53: crunching snow
Walking in a winter wonderland
Jan 03, 202000:32
F52: a year in rear view
All the farts from the first season... back to back to back to back.....
Dec 31, 201903:16
F51: tripping down the cobblestones.
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
Dec 31, 201900:37
F50: The dying of the light
Do not go gentle into that good night...
Dec 30, 201900:33
F49: Fathoms deep
From down where the pressure weighs heavy and no light shines...
Dec 28, 201900:32
F48: Garfunkel
Tripping down the cobblestones. ....feelin’ groovy.
Dec 27, 201900:37
F47: fancy perfume
The gift that lingers
Dec 26, 201900:32
F46: Yule log
Happy season’s greetings!
Dec 25, 201900:28
F45: a Christmas Carol
God bless us, every one.
Dec 24, 201900:34
F44: total recal
You can claim you don’t remember but everyone knows the truth here.
Dec 24, 201900:30
F43: sad Clown
Let this sad clown bring a smile to your face.
Dec 22, 201900:29
F42: Three Little Words
Sweet little sentiments to let you know I care.
Dec 20, 201900:30
F39: Travis
The third pea in the pod can’t be held back.
Dec 19, 201900:30