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Fran’s Not Here

Fran’s Not Here

By K Sawyer Paul
A podcast about Toronto with K Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim
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Fran's Not Here S02E02 - Silverchair
Big Shiny Intervention or whatever
24:13
September 19, 2020
Fran's Not Here S02E01 - St Clair Boulevard
Stay out of my alley or whatever
54:55
September 17, 2020
Obama-Era Podcast
I don't hate it, but I keep ending up here or whatever.
31:18
August 25, 2020
Sad Johnny Cash Remix
The Log Driver's Waltz just isn't the hit I thought it was or whatever
15:24
July 24, 2020
Sir, Your Pants are Too Hard
Tired mom and a hot turkey sandwich or whatever
17:26
July 21, 2020
Selfie Problems
"In The Elevator, mostly" is never the right answer, or whatever.
19:45
July 15, 2020
It could even be the aughts if you play your cards right
Your indie musical preferences are all lies or whatever.
40:42
July 15, 2020
There's 47 articles about everything and they're all trash
Edoga, High Heels, and Bubbles or whatever
19:28
May 15, 2020
Clapback for Catholics
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on December 10, 2019. Eat a roast beef sandwich in a tub or whatever.
22:45
January 4, 2020
Same, but Higher
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019. Sustainable drag queens fights or whatever.
20:01
December 22, 2019
Party Hard
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019. The French probably have the best porn or whatever.
23:46
November 15, 2019
Doug
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019. Dream Daddy has one too many daughters or whatever.
15:25
October 28, 2019
Dingling with the Dinguses
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019. I’ve got the best TV package or whatever
22:33
October 14, 2019
10th Anniversary
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019. I don't see enough of your asses on Instagram or whatever
21:13
September 30, 2019
The Toronto Goodbye
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019. It’s a much better title than “Prime Minister” or whatever.
20:21
September 15, 2019
2007
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019. 2007 was two years ago or whatever.
26:27
September 4, 2019
Three Hours
Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019. I can't stay. I've already been here too long or whatever.
22:00
August 20, 2019
Ballfoonery
Recorded live at the Free Times Café on April 23, 2019 Can you and your ball get a room already or whatever
22:09
April 13, 2019
It Should Be Illegal to be this Inexpensive
Not every good cat name is also a good drag name or whatever
54:37
March 11, 2019
Our Freak Flags Fly at Half Mast
As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced or whatever
23:35
January 11, 2019
The Robbie Pilgrim Memorial Dollarama
Pay your respect with good jokes or whatever.
20:32
January 3, 2019
The Only Thing Sensible is the Rice
Interpretive Dancing My way through January or whatever.
22:34
December 11, 2018
More Dutch than Janet Jackson
Withdrawing consent from Christmas or whatever
21:47
December 5, 2018
Robert has Left the Conversation
Trick or Like and Subscribe or whatever.
19:53
November 18, 2018
I Just Want to Yell at a Man in a Tube
Not all Halloween costume ideas are good, you know.
16:52
October 27, 2018
Horse Girls
It's Halloween in Toronto or whatever.
16:56
October 20, 2018
Non-perishable Nerdery
Your CDN TR money is no good here sir.
19:58
September 27, 2018
Transom
Name your kid Aioli, not Kyle. Never Kyle.
29:29
August 27, 2018
Subway Sleep Jealousy
Recorded by Romy Block at the Free Times Cafe.
14:25
June 19, 2018
Don't Come Here, there's no money
Moving to the other side of the country for some money or whatever.
21:41
August 1, 2017
We did our first live episode or whatever!
I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.
25:49
July 1, 2017
Fences are gay in Alberta
I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.
25:49
July 1, 2017
You're Being So Season One Right Now
We did our first live episode or whatever!
24:42
June 15, 2017
Getting People Together Or Whatever
Turns out the answer is toothpicks and arranged marriages.
25:48
June 1, 2017
Now that You're a Glasses Person
Asian Bret or whatever
27:09
May 1, 2017
Ending on Dave
A fantastic use of the Sears Photo Studio or whatever
28:02
March 1, 2017
The Year of Mesh
It's like a coworking yoga office or whatever. Thanks to Girth Radio for letting us use the studio to record!
16:58
February 1, 2017
A Complaint Of People
Leather jackets on babes or whatever  
16:58
October 1, 2016
Haunted Elevators
You know what's great about Toronto or whatever? New York City.
26:29
September 1, 2016
My Current Goop Situation
Worrying about the upcoming prom or whatever
22:33
August 1, 2016
I Love That Dress
The kids are better than we ever were, or whatever
26:50
May 1, 2016
Insufferable Vehicles
I'd rather just walk or whatever
26:59
April 1, 2016
Has Anything Ever happened at Chester Station?
Getting fat with Drizzy or whatever.
24:40
February 1, 2016
A dollop of male to taste
Nobody has ever looked as good in technicolor or whatever
25:43
January 1, 2016
How Scandinavian of Me
We burned this city for rock and roll or whatever.
26:43
November 1, 2015
The Land of Eagles and Challenge Coins
Neither of us are super into New York or whatever. Music: snowdaze by airtone (c) 2015 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Noncommercial  (3.0) license. http://ccmixter.org/files/airtone/48787 Ft: jeris
27:51
October 1, 2015
Feigned Surprise
You haven't listened to this podcast? Whatever.
25:09
September 1, 2015
Prumblr
The problem with pinning peen or whatever.
35:29
July 15, 2015
Artisanal Fake Ice
Improving your organic bespoke closet time or whatever.
37:59
May 1, 2015
That's your liberal Kit-Kat talking
Your stupid giant dog or whatever.
38:44
March 1, 2015
Cat Cracking
Drinking in hotels or whatever.
45:40
February 1, 2015
Flippant, Fecund & Fran
An audience of Daria's or whatever. 
48:02
November 1, 2014
Episode without a Sign out Front
Cool neighbourhoods in Toronto or whatever.
57:31
October 1, 2014