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Fucking Fine, I'll See You Soon

Fucking Fine, I'll See You Soon

By Kc & Cc

Join CC & KC each week as we discuss what makes us tick and how we cope--from drugs, to sex, to childhood trauma--laughing all the way. Check us out on CynicalCandor.com, and on Insta @casquita (CC) and @kaitcarm (KC). Email us with WHATEVER on the Gmail, FFISYSPodcast@gmail.com.
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Ep. 9 - Oat MILK

Fucking Fine, I'll See You SoonJan 16, 2021

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Ep. 9 - Oat MILK
Jan 16, 202101:09:12
Ep. 8 - I Have to Cut This…
Jan 03, 202101:10:01
Ep. 7 - There is a VAST Difference Between Assholes and Dicks
Dec 15, 202001:16:32
Ep. 6 - I Need Three IVS In Order to Revive Me Back to Life
Nov 29, 202001:21:19
Ep. 5 - First of All, Dick Pics Do Nothing
Nov 19, 202001:20:24
Ep. 4 - It Should Be a Handful a Day
Nov 13, 202001:06:29
Ep. 3 - I'm a Working Bitch
Nov 04, 202001:15:40
Ep. 2 - I Literally Didn’t Believe in Bats
Oct 28, 202001:19:50
Ep. 1 - Somebody Who Was Mask-Fished (tHe ReBirTh ePiSoDe)
Oct 21, 202001:45:53
Ep. 39 - Summer Break: A Message & Then Mute

Ep. 39 - Summer Break: A Message & Then Mute

A message and a pause. #blacklivesmatter 

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CC

Jun 03, 202012:23
Ep. 38 - Science: The Pre-recorded Live Edition

Ep. 38 - Science: The Pre-recorded Live Edition

It's another week of firsts here on Fucking Fine, I'll See You Soon! This week, co-host Amy Strawmyre (@amystraw on Insta), is back from “Ep. 3- Bless the Soul, Holy Spirit, Jesus” for her redemption episode. We're coming to you with minimal edits—as in, there are none—coupled with the full video recording here!

Check us out, catchin' up over Zoom, as we discuss the ~hopefully~ soon end to quarantine, proceeding with life post-pandemic, and how we're dealing with others' reactions to these uNpReCedEnTed tImEs.

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CC

May 27, 202054:13
Ep. 37 - On God’s Green Earth, We’re Gonna Resurrect A Wall Out Of The Ground

Ep. 37 - On God’s Green Earth, We’re Gonna Resurrect A Wall Out Of The Ground

We’re back with Deb Skrot (@debbsedd on Insta), the OG co-host and co-founder of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. On this redemption episode we dive into online counseling, “white coat syndrome,” types of grief, religion, being a creative, and self-expression of the emo-kid-turned-adult.

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CC

May 20, 202002:01:13
Ep. 36 - I’m A Good Christian Boy

Ep. 36 - I’m A Good Christian Boy

We're temporarily back in the home studio for this week's episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. Co-host Kenny Chintaman (@knchintaman on Insta//@KnCinnamon on Twitter) and I are talking about speaking languages other than English, traveling while respecting other cultures, feeling a loss of independence, and worrying about the worst case scenario.

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Xoxo,

CC

May 13, 202001:21:08
Ep. 35 - As You Used To Call Me, Pussy Bitch
May 07, 202059:12
Ep. 34 - Petty Qween

Ep. 34 - Petty Qween

Well, well, well… Finally, Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon is coming at you in our first remote episode, and our first redemption episode. This week features returning co-host, Kaitlyn Carmichael (@kaitcarm on Insta), from “Ep. 2 - SpOoOoOkY Szn!” We’re talking about quitting addictions, being ignored, and quarantine distractions like online shopping. 

Check out the video clip on Instagram here.

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CC

Apr 29, 202001:25:46
Ep. 33 - Stuart Little Lake

Ep. 33 - Stuart Little Lake

Hey betches, thanks for coming to our weekly meeting of the minds on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. My co-host, Lara Mickle (@LaraMickle on Twitter), and I are keeping it light with what pisses us off—NYC, the current state of affairs (politically and propaganda-ly,) and the pronunciation of names, all while reminiscing about good times and getting stoned.

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CC

Apr 22, 202001:32:02
Ep. 32 - I Did Beat Katie Holmes
Apr 15, 202002:01:28
Ep. 31 - Everything, From Dildos, To... Yanno... Like, AirPods

Ep. 31 - Everything, From Dildos, To... Yanno... Like, AirPods

We’re still coping through another socially distant week of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. Join me and our co-host, Todd Hayes (@toddhayes on Insta), as we talk about having kids this day and age, working through the Coronavirus and general Covid-19 concerns, rising student loan debt, and Florida.

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CC

Apr 08, 202001:34:26
Trailer—FFISYS Teaser
Apr 03, 202001:01
Ep. 30 - Just So Many Fucking Levels

Ep. 30 - Just So Many Fucking Levels

There’re no fools on this April 1st episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. My co-host Stephen Levine (@beansnsteve on Insta) and I are talking goals and how to achieve them, surviving the ‘rona-19, self FOMO, and of course, natural disasters with a hint of conspiracy and a heap of open-mindedness.

AND I cannot stress enough how much I really mean it when I say... Hope we see you soon!

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CC

Apr 01, 202001:29:46
Ep. 29 - Bitch, Get Back In The House

Ep. 29 - Bitch, Get Back In The House

We’re just surviving this week on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. Coming together across the generations in these tough times with similar likes and dislikes, my artist (and BABY BOOMER!?) soul-sister, Cathy Mumford Helmuth (@cathyleighhippychick on Insta) and I talk about social distancing, connecting with digital means, the divide between generations, holistic health, nature, and voting! 

Check out her book “Art and Affirmations” on Amazon, her art on Redbubble, and her landscaping business Outer Peace on Facebook. 

Hope we see you soon!

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CC

Mar 25, 202001:50:10
Ep. 28 - No One Is Out Here Not Struggling

Ep. 28 - No One Is Out Here Not Struggling

Thanks for returning for another week of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. I’m sitting with Psychotherapist Kristen Hammond (@kristenhammondcounseling on Insta), delving into imposter syndrome, comparison, achieving “enough” and the importance of therapy.

I lay out a lot of what makes me anxious in these trying times.

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CC

Mar 18, 202001:36:25
Ep. 27 - You Guys Got Hand Sanitizer?

Ep. 27 - You Guys Got Hand Sanitizer?

This week on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon, we have a jam-packed episode of chatting about coronavirus panic with your local pharmacy representative, Steve (@manningtocruz on Twitter). We get into social anxiety, not having enough time in the day, sports, and a few of my favorite things—diet soda, vaping and ghosts.

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CC

Mar 11, 202001:44:51
Ep. 26 - Trump’s A Gemini, So…
Mar 04, 202001:35:01
Ep. 25 - Tara Reid, Are You Listening?!

Ep. 25 - Tara Reid, Are You Listening?!

We’re coming to you on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon from Harrisburg with the expert Liberty Mutual Agent, Shana Mickle (@smicklee on Insta). We’ve gots lots of tv show talk interwoven into our discussion of the things that grind our gears and our stance on medication, with plenty of cuts for you to enjoy as we catch up.

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CC

Feb 27, 202001:01:45
Ep. 24 - I Am All About Snagging A Good Deal

Ep. 24 - I Am All About Snagging A Good Deal

This week on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon, my co-host Courtney (@courttt_teee on Insta) and I are chatting 'bout the drudgery of everyday life through the lens of East Coast city suburbanites. Topics covered include being self-sufficient, traveling vs. moving, and the ever-looming dread surrounding all things money, as we recount our youthful renegades along the way.

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CC

Feb 19, 202001:43:21
Ep. 23 - The Eternal FuckFest

Ep. 23 - The Eternal FuckFest

Some hosts have got a case of the giggles on this week’s episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. Brian, also known (to no one but himself) as Brandon Simmons (a.k.a. @somerealbs on Insta), and I are talking allergic reactions, reincarnation, finding the right therapist and more about running out of time.

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CC

Feb 12, 202001:14:18
Ep. 22 - I Heard "Pegging"

Ep. 22 - I Heard "Pegging"

It’s all in the family this week on Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon, with my Gen-Z brother, Curtis (@curtisclarhaut on Insta)! With our first guest outside of the millennial generation, we dabble in “whore culture,” dealing with emotions, anxiety-induced insomnia and anxious dreams—all interwoven with childhood stories.

We also chat about shitty Valentine candy!

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CC

Feb 05, 202001:49:29
Ep. 21 - Ed Shareen

Ep. 21 - Ed Shareen

January’s closing out with the 21st episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon. My co-host, Kelly Ladlee (@keltastical on Insta), and I are basement bitchin’ about having a "shit memory," being alone vs. doing things alone, and the “it is what it is,” mentality. We also touch on CC’s hatred for sports and Kelly’s goal of getting more “into” them.

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CC

Jan 29, 202001:19:01
Ep. 20 - They Gave Me A’s For Coming

Ep. 20 - They Gave Me A’s For Coming

On our 20th (brief) episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon, we’re coming to you from the salon! It’s an ASMR lovers wet dream as my co-host, Akosua Nimako (@no.itsakosua on Insta), does the nails of our unofficial co-host, Jay (@stampedbyj on Insta). We’re talking family pressures, making first impressions, and catching up on life since middle school.

Follow her nail art on Instagram @the.kittykorner!

Hope we see you soon!

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CC

Jan 22, 202046:22
Ep. 19 - My Priorities Were A Disaster

Ep. 19 - My Priorities Were A Disaster

Another week, another episode of Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon, featuring my co-host and long time homie, Bethany [last name redacted] (@ba_8290 on Insta). Our English teacher friend and I are talking through anxiety regarding limited time as humans, recognizing our biases as white, lower-middle class Americans, pondering gender roles, and questioning kids as they relate to technology.

We also reminisce on the wonderful Lizzie McGuire!

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CC

Jan 15, 202001:56:01
Ep. 18 - I’m In A Decaying Body, Uh... Hurtling Through Space On A Dying Planet
Jan 08, 202001:24:56
Ep. 17 - I'm Like... Bitch, No

Ep. 17 - I'm Like... Bitch, No

Happy first day of 2020 from the team (or CC), at Fucking Fine, We'll See You Soon! Nicole Burkett (@grandmotha_willow on Insta), is joining me this New Year's Day to talk about concussions, leaving toxic situations and general positivity.

Follow her art page for more interesting content, @honey_bee_artistry31, on Insta.

Hope we see you soon!

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CC

Jan 02, 202001:45:59
Ep. 16 - Heaven; The Most Boring Place On Earth

Ep. 16 - Heaven; The Most Boring Place On Earth

Merry Chrysler from this week's hosts of "Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon!" On this holiday special I'm joined by my childhood bestie, Briley Acker (aka @foolmetwicestrike3 [I WAS wrong] on Insta), to chat about the fear of public speaking, our christian upbringing, and the dreaded discussion of sexuality.

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CC

Dec 25, 201901:43:56
Ep. 15 - Christmas Village
Dec 18, 201901:37:38
Ep. 14 - I’m Like A Taurus Lite Or Whatever

Ep. 14 - I’m Like A Taurus Lite Or Whatever

Hey yo, we’re back with another episode of “Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon,” the bullshit ass millennial anxiety podcast. This week, my co-host (and former Madame Camp Counselor Number One), Melyssa Redmond (@melyssared on Insta,) and I are talking surrogacy, homeownership, parenthood, and being single.

Hope we see you soon!

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Xoxo, CC

Dec 11, 201901:11:30
Ep. 13 - It’s Not A Phase, Mom
Dec 04, 201901:31:40
Ep. 12 - Did You Leave Your Straightener On?

Ep. 12 - Did You Leave Your Straightener On?

On this Thanksgiving Eve edition of “Fucking Fine, We’ll See You Soon,” we’ve got twice the K[C]assndra, family dynamics, cancel culture, and racism. This is my first guest co-host with a child (well, that we know of anyway), and I’m honored to have my dear childhood and family friend, Kassandra Mellon (@zeezeplease on Insta), here for this holiday episode.

Hope we see you soon!

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Nov 27, 201901:29:10
Ep. 11 - For OBVIOUS Reasons… There’s A Dead Bird On The Table

Ep. 11 - For OBVIOUS Reasons… There’s A Dead Bird On The Table

Our guest doesn’t even like to talk, she says… This week I’m joined by co-host Brit Rowlands, (@roowwbrriitt on Insta), talking medical marijuana, fear of loss, and veganism. She’s basically an old-ass hipster, you’re gonna fucking love it.

Hope we see you soon!

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Nov 20, 201901:31:37
Ep. 10 - Who Wants To Eat The Oreo Now That Everyone’s Touched It?

Ep. 10 - Who Wants To Eat The Oreo Now That Everyone’s Touched It?

TEN EPISODES OF FUCKING FINE, I’LL SEE YOU SOON? Where has the time gone?! I’m talking therapy with a therapist, this week’s co-host, Melanie Greenberg. Childhood trauma comes up during discussion of the great hymen debacle, nicknames, and SEX. Follow @MelanieGreeny on Insta for hilarious memes and general relatability.  

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Xoxo, CC 

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Nov 13, 201901:41:52
Ep. 9 - Here’s My Handprint Turned Into A Turkey
Nov 06, 201901:07:52
Ep. 8 - Is It Depression? I Think It’s Called Depression

Ep. 8 - Is It Depression? I Think It’s Called Depression

Hayyy, Mischief Makers! Welcome to “Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon,” featuring this week’s co-host, Jon Hebert (a.k.a. @bearjonny on Insta). We’re talking music performances, group projects, and the new Kanye Album, with an overall theme of cats guiding us along the way.

Check out the band, @frankly_lost (on Insta), for show dates and more.

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Oct 30, 201901:20:34
Ep. 7 - Just, Like, Legalize All The Drugs

Ep. 7 - Just, Like, Legalize All The Drugs

On this bummer of an episode, join myself and this week's co-host, Maureen Quinlan (@_maureenbean_ on Insta), a.k.a. Mo, talking all the hot button issues—politics, religion, health, drugs, and so on and so forth.  Mo speaks on borderline personality disorder and harm reduction, hitting me with the knowledge I need to understand others, and hopefully sound like less like an idiot. 

Hope we see you soon! 

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Xoxo, CC

Oct 23, 201901:07:39
Ep. 6 - This is Rick’s ASMR Podcast

Ep. 6 - This is Rick’s ASMR Podcast

On this week’s episode of "Fucking Fine, I’ll See You Soon," you finally get to meet the infamous Rick, a.k.a. Kait Wagner, a.k.a. @rickyy_bobbby on instagram.

Join us as Rick constantly peels and sticks velcro, we struggle to open a bottle of wine, and my co-host and I discuss masturbation.

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Oct 16, 201901:12:31
Ep. 5 - Tricker Treatin'
Oct 09, 201901:05:57
Ep. 4 - Android Users Just, Like, Hold Their Chin A Little Higher
Oct 02, 201901:08:54
Ep. 3 - Bless the Soul, Holy Spirit, Jesus
Sep 25, 201955:02
Ep. 2 - SpOoOoOkY Szn
Sep 18, 201901:15:47
Ep. 1 - For Now, We Tweet
Sep 12, 201955:24