The Garret Schuelke Podcast
By Garret Schuelke
The Garret Schuelke PodcastJun 16, 2019
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 59: The Neil Diamond Room with Reverend Charles Preston Smith
Record Store Day may have officially come and gone, but it's ALWAYS Record Store Day at Dodds Record Shop! Garret chats with its owner, Reverend Charles Preston Smith, about his personal history in music - from his obsession with 80's metal to the founding of the PotatoeBabies -, the various transitions and stages of the shop itself, including it's pre-World War II days to the shop and museum it is today, what he looks for in records and memorabilia, and Garret shows off his amazing negotiation skills by haggling with the good Reverend over the price of a Justin Bieber alarm clock!
NOTE: Because nothing can ever be perfect, there is a slight buzz in the background of the recording. I have tried my best to fix this. I have no idea how this happened, but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with all the cursed Neil Diamond albums that inhabit the shop - Love, Garret
Recorded at Dodds Record Shop in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Saturday, April 29th, 2023.
Intro Song: “Summer Nights" by A Sunken Ship Irony
Outro Song: "Vinyl" by PotatoeBabies
All songs used with permission.
Dodds Record Shop Official Website: https://reverendcharlesprest.wixsite.com/doddsrecordstore
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The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 58: A Two and a Half Horse Town with Robert Dean
In the midst of enjoying another wonderful SXSW, journalist, raconteur, and enlightened dumbass Robert Dean returns to #powerfulGSP to talk about his new essay collection, EXISTENTIAL THIRST TRAP -including how he felt switching from writing fiction to nonfiction, how nostalgia effects his work, and why he will not write about New Orleans in his upcoming essay collections -, and Garret dives into some "fun questions" related to the essays, such as comparing Anthony Bourdain to current celebrity chefs, ranking Hank Williams Sr, Jr, and III, and Dean's wild times while working at the Chicago Board of Trade!
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan and Austin, Texas on Sunday, March 12th, 2023
Intro Song: “Summer Nights" by A Sunken Ship Irony
Outro Song: "Bad Ink" by Bike Tuff
All songs used with permission.
Pre-Order EXISTENTIAL THIRST TRAP on Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/existential-thirst-trap-robert-dean/1142963685
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The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 57: Finally Escaping the Matrix with Zach Elmblad and Andrew Tate
Season 6 of #powerfulGSP has begun, and we start it out with a bang by interviewing the "Top G" himself, ANDREW TATE! Afterwards, Zach Elmblad and Garret once again discuss hustle culture, how their holidays went, Garret's return to Toronto after a two year exile, and they go off on a British columnist who believes that A.I. is good because it puts "eLiTiSt" creatives in their place.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, January 29th, 2023.
Intro Song: “Summer Nights" by A Sunken Ship Irony
Outro Song: "After Hours Party Crasher" by The Philly Crawlers
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmblad on Instagram: @zachelmblad
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iz...
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
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"NICKELBOT: I made a bot write a Nickelback song" by Kirt Connor: https://youtu.be/_aHgTaPd3nA
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 56: Christmas in Kalabama 2 - Hold My Baby with Kevin Charron and Zach Elmblad
Another year has passed, which means another season of #powerfulGSP has finished, which also means it's time for the CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Garret is joined by Zach's longtime friend and fellow traveler Kevin Charron to talk about the holidays, his adventures around the world, having Chinese babies forced into his arms for impromptu photos, and concluding with details of Kevin's and Zach's upcoming adventure in America's final remaining frontier, Alaska!
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, December 11th, 2022.
Intro Song: “Fuck You, It's Christmas" by Tedd Hazard
Outro Song: "A Late Christmas Card" by Jonas Selander
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmblad on Instagram: @zachelmblad
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iz...
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 55: WERE THE BODIES ON FIRE?! with Zach Elmblad
It's the SPOOKIEST episode of #powerfulGSP yet, as Garret and Zach Elmblad discuss various SPOOKY subjects, including Kalamazoo bike lanes, paper plants that make everything around you smell like death, Alex Jones' infamous 9/11 episode of Infowars, and Garret tells the horrifying tale of PATRIOT TOM!
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (ghost n' shit)
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, October 30th, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: "Pissin' on the Wall of a Dead End Street" by the grow fangs
All songs used with permission.
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iz...
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 54: I HAVE WORK TOMORROW! with Grant Stiles
Do YOU have work tomorrow? If so, you'll want to listen to this episode of #powerfulGSP during it to help the time fly by! Garret chats with Grand Rapids comedian and filmmaker Grant Stiles about his debut film, PINUS--from purchasing the camera used to film it from Best Buy, themes covered throughout, and the ups and downs of creating ones very first film--, working with local band Parlor Voice on a music video, their mutual appreciation for the music of Matt Farley, and how Grant got a shout out on Doug Stanhope's podcast!
*NOTE: for some reason the first minute of the episode wasn't recorded. Sorry, idk what happened. Life is pain.
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Friday, October 21st, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “Dan Jam, Pt. 2" by Parlor Voice
All songs used with permission.
Grant Stiles on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/grantstiles
Grant Stiles Youtube Page: https://www.youtube.com/user/lasersandpizza
PINUS Official Trailer: https://youtu.be/9La0wGPSIpc
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 53: Super Rush! with Jake Flores
On this monumental episode of #powerfulGSP, Garret has on someone he truly considers one of his "favorite people": Jake Flores , comedian and co-host of the shows POD DAMN AMERICA and WHY YOU MAD. They talk about Jake's recent tour with legendary 90's rock band Eve 6, his work process when it comes to stand up comedy and podcasting, the hilarity of poppers, and what life was like for him when Covid first hit NYC. Also, in a surprise twist, Jake SAVES THE EPISODE from a near-catastrophic screw up! How, you ask? You'll have to tune in to find out!
Recorded via Zoom in Kalamazoo, Michigan, and New York City on Thursday, August 18th, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “Pokemon Blues" by Folk Ya'll
All songs used with permission.
Jake Flores's Official Website: http://www.feraljokes.com/
Jake Flores on Twitter: @feraljokes
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 52: Wide Open Beavers! with Zach Elmblad
On this episode of #powerfulGSP, it is advised that you sit back, relax, and enjoy the sweet, soothing sounds of the ever-lovable Zach Elmblad strumming a guitar, as him and Garret reminisce about Nu Metal and the early 2000's, their mutual recent adventures in Indiana, and, in a new segment called PAGING DR. ELMBLAD, Garret gives an update on his mental health journey that will equally inspire AND shock devoted listeners!
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, July 31st, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “Rain" by Kolka Karmadon
All songs used with permission.
Purchase I HATE LIVING IN THE FUTURE on Bandcamp: https://neobeatglory.bandcamp.com/album/i-hate-living-in-the-future
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8iz...
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 51: It Feels Really Good to Do It with Joe Bielecki
As his healing factor works overtime to fix his numb lip, Garret talks to fellow Grand Rapids writer, podcaster, and musician Joe Bielecki, aka NoiseMakerJoe, about his podcast, Writing the Rapids, his first novel, TIRED, his numerous pages on Bandcamp, and how his life has changed since the birth of his first child.
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Wednesday, July 13th, 2022
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “Hanging Mirrors" by Pan
All songs used with permission.
Joe Bielecki's Official Website: http://www.noisemakerjoe.com/
Joe on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Noisemakerjoe
Writing the Rapids on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/6F9ZOvV9KgY2zObAUYgXpR
Joe on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/noisemakerjoe
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 50: Pansexual Equal Opportunity Heaven with Zach Elmblad
THE WORLD HAS BEEN SAVED FROM THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION...all because the ever-lovable Zach Elmblad has finally returned to #powerfulGSP ! Garret and Zach chat about their about their recent summer adventures, the latest Alex Jones news, their mutual love of Steve Wallis and other camping/adventuring Youtubers, and Garret details how May was a bad mental health month for him, which leads into a discussion about dealing with Imposter Syndrome and anger.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, June 19th, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “The Sails Will Fill Out" by Son Drop
All songs used with permission.
Purchase I HATE LIVING IN THE FUTURE on Bandcamp: https://neobeatglory.bandcamp.com/album/i-hate-living-in-the-future
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The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 49: The Best Attack in the Game with John Paul Zigterman
A sweltering May day in Michigan gets even hotter as Garret talks with podcaster John Paul Zigterman, co-host of Beep Beep Lettuce and Work Stoppage, about his music project, Luminaire--origin, the creative process, the influence of retro videogames, and future aspirations--as well as reminiscing about the good ol' days of file sharing, growing up in the Saugatuck, and they even chat a little bit about politics.
Recorded Wednesday, May 11th, 20222, via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan and Holland, Michigan.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: "Metropolis" by Luminaire
All songs used with permission.
Luminaire on Bandcamp: https://luminairepgh.bandcamp.com/
JPZ on Twitter: @facebookvillain
Beep Beep Lettuce on Twitter: @weedpod
Work Stoppage on Twitter: @WorkStoppagePod
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 48: My Bad Habits Lead to You with Fire Ant Season
For the first time in #powerfulGSP history, a full-blown band is on the pod! Nathan and Tim, of the Texas duo Fire Ant Season, chats with Garret about their latest EP, BAD HABITS, various aspects of the folk-punk scene (with IMPRESSIONS), the sadness that comes with recording, and how stepping on a single ant hill while on the way to shoplift from a evil corporation changed everything. Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and Austin, Texas, on Wednesday, March 23rd, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: "Depression is One Hell of a Drug Imbalance" by Fire Ant Season
All songs used with permission.
Fire Ant Season's Official Website: http://www.fireantseason.com/
Fire Ant Season on Bandcamp: https://fireantseason.bandcamp.com/ Fire Ant Season on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/fireantseason/
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 47: If It Has Heart with Nick Villaire
This episode of #GSP covers all things "BAD"--by which I mean...B-Movies! Garret hangs out with Nick Villaire, founder and host of B-Movie Euphoria, to talk about the monthly events history and aspirations, their first experiences with B-Movies, what elements make for a good B-Movie, and Nick lists off his Top 5 films.
Recorded at the East Grand Rapids branch of the Kent County Library, in East Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Wednesday, February 16th, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: "Drunk Cowboy Can't Help That He's So Good At Shooting Guns" by Mold
All songs used with permission.
B-Movie Euphoria on Linktree: https://linktr.ee/bmovieeuphoria?fbclid=IwAR12XQDyMz-0Y7arx3fvU-yyaJi_oHtDOD29MKti4R9pc1_yhVzcEy5JrQU
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 46: 2020 2--The Never Ending Jokerization with Zach Elmblad
It's a new year, new season--a NEW #GSP! After going over how 2022 is basically 2020 all over again--with Omicron, another possible World War III situation, and other apocalyptic stuff-- Garret and Zach discuss Zach's upcoming employment change, as well as the future of Elmblad Media Group, their mutual history of dealing with sex offenders at their day jobs, and Garret finally gets the courage to talk about secretive music project, NEOBEATGLORY: how it came about, the meaning behind the name, and how a dirty hippie-punk named Black Randy inspired him to finally live out his musical dreams.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Saturday, January 22nd, 2022.
Intro Song: “Beef" by Bip Jeffers
Outro Song: “Gimme Some Intrusive Thoughts" by Neobeatglory
All songs used with permission.
Neobeatglory on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/neobeatglory
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Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8izatCzZz-8IEmiY77j3zA/featured
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 45: Christmas in Kalabama and Saltrash with T. Latimer and Zach Elmblad
THE EPIC RETURN OF THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL! Garret celebrates the season by having a rollicking zoom conversation not only with Zach Elmblad, but comedian, podcaster, and writer T. Latimer as well, where they discuss Christmas traditions, the shitty weather they all must endure, Latimer's first novel YOUR MEMORIES MAY CONTAIN SPONSORED CONTENT, and the trio solves the mystery of WHY Queen Elizabeth has disappeared!
Recorded via Zoom on Sunday, December 12th, 2021, in Kalamazoo, Michigan and Saltash, Cornwall.
Intro Song: "A Casual Communist Christmas" by Nascar Noir
Outro Song: "Modern Day Freak Show" by The Sexy Offenders
All songs used with permission
Latimer on Twitter: @DoctorRhubarb
Purchase YOUR MEMORIES MAY CONTAIN SPONSORED CONTENT on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/MEMORIES-CONTAIN-SPONSORED-CONTENT-Sponsored-ebook/dp/B09JN6MBKN/ref=sr_1_1?keywords=Your+Memories+May+Contain+Sponsored+Content&qid=1639610840&sr=8-1
Zach Elmblad on Instagram: @zachelmblad
EMG on Instagram: @elmblad_media_group
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 44: In The Year 2000 with Zach Elmblad
In the most egotistical episode of #GSP yet, Zach Elmblad patiently listens as Garret takes up the majority of the episode by ranting about his now-former landlord, almost getting bamboozled by yet another vanity press, and they quote-on-quote "celebrate" the 20th anniversary of 9/11 by reading a hilarious Ben Shapiro column from October 2004.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, October 17th, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “Third Sunday at Hope Community Church” by Lovestranger, MD
All songs used with permission.
"The Greatest President of the 21st Century" by Ben Shapiro: https://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2004/10/27/the-greatest-president-of-the-21st-century-n795734
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8izatCzZz-8IEmiY77j3zA/featured
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 43: That Time in a Writers Life with Sheldon Lee Compton
On a splendid Saturday afternoon, Garret calls in to Kentucky to talk to short story writer, novelist, and editor Sheldon Lee Compton about Compton's upcoming Collected Short Stories, the various things he has learned about himself and the craft of writing throughout his years, and why all the coolest writers read Breece D'J Pancake!
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and Kentucky, on Saturday, September 18th, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “My Slice" by Hen Dawg
All songs used with permission.
Sheldon Lee Compton's blog: https://bentcountry.blogspot.com/
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 42: We're Here! with Zach Elmblad
The end of summer *apparently* means the return of #GSP! Garret and Zach talk about how their respective summers went, losing their homes, burning diapers, the end of the 20 year occupation of Afghanistan, and why the Insane Clown Posse are one of the greatest Indie acts of all time.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, August 29th, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “A Human Summer” by Lucius Fox
All songs used with permission.
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8izatCzZz-8IEmiY77j3zA/featured
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 41: Celebrating White Boy Summer with Zach Elmblad
In honor of the prophesied season brought forth by Saint Chet Hanx coming true, Zach and Garret hang out and discuss Dendrophilia, encountering aliens during the daytime, cryptids, and Garret gifts Zach something that will truly satisfy the Caucasian Gods. Also guest starring: Zach's fan!
(TLDR: Garret and Zach spend nearly two hours saying a bunch of stuff that will get them cancelled and yeeted into the Shadow Realm)
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, May 23rd, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “This War” by State The Odds
All songs used with permission.
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8izatCzZz-8IEmiY77j3zA/featured
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 40: Into The Wild with Noah Cicero
At long last, Garret finally gets the chance to chat with one of his literary heroes, writer and poet Noah Cicero, about the latters latest book, NOAH CICERO'S WILD KINGDOM, the truth about Las Vegas (spoiler alert: Mormons!), and Garret and Noah reminiscence about the people they knew that, depending on your view, either looked like Super Mario, Saddam Hussein, or some strange fusion of the two.
Recorded via phone on Saturday, May 15th, 2021 in Grand Rapids, Michigan and Las Vegas.
Intro Song: "Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: "WINDOWS" by B1GJuice
All songs used with permission
Purchase NOAH CICERO'S WILD KINGDOM from House of Vlad: https://houseofvlad.bigcartel.com/product/noah-cicero-s-wild-kingdom-an-autobiographical-poetry-adventure-by-noah-cicero
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 39: Comedic Gridiron with Adam Degi
Working through their mutual exhaustion, Garret and Grand Rapids comedian Adam Degi come together to talk about the DEGI DRAFT--its creation, evolution, and notable moments--,returning to performing stand-up as the pandemic continues to rage, and Garret once again embarrasses himself with yet another pop culture reference that only he recognizes >_<
Recorded via phone on Friday, April 16th, 2021 in Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Intro Song: "Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: "By The Beard of Zues" by Natural Disasters
All songs used with permission
DEGI DRAFT official Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/DEGIDRAFT
Adam Degi's Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/AdamJDegi
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 38: One Year Later with Zach Elmblad
One year later, Garret and Zach meet up to reflect upon the COVID pandemic, and when things will go back to "normal", as well as discuss "December Man" shirts, anti-Chinese propaganda, and Zach details the up-and-downs of winter camping.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, March 21st, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “In The Woods” by Jeremy Ruggles
All songs used with permission.
Elmblad Media Group Youtube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8izatCzZz-8IEmiY77j3zA/featured
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 37: Writing Our Own Masterpieces with Dan Denton
Ohio poet, writer, podcaster, and activist Dan Denton returns to #GSP to discuss the publication of his first novel, $100-A-WEEK-MOTEL, the success of his Lunch Bucket Brigade series, and his never-ending war with United States Patent and Trademark Office over the oh-so controversial name of his show, THE BLUE COLLAR GOSPEL HOUR
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and Toledo, Ohio on Sunday, March 7th, 2021
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “Down To The Filter" by Day Jobs
All songs used with permission.
Purchase $100-A-WEEK-MOTEL at Punk Hostage Press: https://punkhostagepress.com/100-a-week-motel/
Not A Duck in Any Row Studios Official Website: http://noduckstudios.com/
Dan Denton's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/Dan-Denton-Poetry
GSP on Facebook: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 36: Hot Garbage Redux with Ben Tanzer
In what has been a long time coming, Garret finally gets Chicago writer, podcaster, and social worker Ben Tanzer on #GSP, where they discuss Ben's life in New York, his new book, UPSTATE, views on republishing past works, and what Chi-Town has been like under the shadow of COVID.
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, and Chicago on Wednesday, February 24th, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “When We Were Young" by Cold Country
All songs used with permission.
Ben Tanzer's Official Website: https://www.tanzerben.com/
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GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 35: Black Suppository with Zach Elmblad
Season four (NOT THREE) of #GSP starts out with a bang, as Garret and Zach reflect upon the demise of Family Video, purchasing pornography, what they were doing when a fascist coup attempt took place during the first full week of 2021, and they discuss why “motivational” people are hacks.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, January 10thth, 2021.
Intro Song: “Secret Mission" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “Sunday Morning Throwing Up” by Arianna Staiger
All songs used with permission.
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Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 34: The Dark Winter Rises with Zach Elmblad
With the “DARK WINTER” finally upon us, Garret and Zach discuss the latest lock downs imposed by Governor Whitmer, the results of the 2020 Election, they read a rousing column by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr., and Zach shatters Garret's entire perception of reality, as he makes Garret realize that he, in fact, LOVES imperialism!
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, November 15th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: “TORN APART” by Dead Eye Zack
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
President Trump, You Are Still President! by Llewellyn H. Rockwell, Jr.: https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/11/lew-rockwell/president-trump-you-are-still-president/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 33: A Time Capsule with Gerrit Elzinga
As the weather gets colder, and the pandemic once again heats up, Garret speaks with Grand Rapids comedian and podcaster Gerrit Elzinga—along with his dank wind chimes—over the phone about his new extended play, SLIGHT RETURN, the ethics of doing comedy show during Covid, his third podcast, SOMETHING SERIAL, and their favorite parts of the classic, influential superhero flick, Batman & Robin.
Recorded via phone in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Saturday, October 17th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "The Good Life” by Mr. October
All songs used with permission.
Purchase SLIGHT RETURN on Bandcamp: https://gerritelzinga1.bandcamp.com/album/slight-return
Gerrit Elzinga's Official Website: https://www.gerritelzinga.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 32: What a Wonderful World We Live In with Louis Rive
“Technology is our friend,” claims songwriter, editor, and traveler Louis Rive at the very beginning of this international episode of #GSP--and he is ABSOLUTELY right, as Garret talks with him over Zoom about his career as a writer and musician, the founding of Talking Soup, getting fined in Spain for accidentally breaking the COVID quarantine, and he gives his definitive 'Yay/Nay' opinions on England and the United States.
Recorded via Zoom on Saturday, September 19th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Blue Suits" by Louis Rive
Outro Song: "Whitewashing” by Louis Rive
All songs used with permission.
Louis Rive's Official Website: http://www.louisrive.com/
Louis Rive on Bandcamp: https://louisrive.bandcamp.com/
Talking Soup: http://talkingsoup.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 31: The Places You Will Go with Jason Brown
Another summer has come and gone, so Garret gets on programmer, world traveler, and recent Kalamazoo transplant Jason Brown to talk all about his adventures— including rambling around Eastern Europe and Southeast Asia, visiting Ukraine post-revolution, and living and teaching in China. Plus, Zach Elmblad pops in to tell us a delightful tale of the worst end of summer trip ever.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, September 6th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "Tallahasse” by Nascar Noir
All songs used with permission.
Jason Brown's Official Website: https://www.jasonbrowncodes.com/
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 30: *shakes fist* CAPITALISM! with Dan Denton
SWAPCAST TIME! Garret travels to Toledo to visit poet, activist, and union autoworker Dan Denton to talk about the birth of his podcast, THE BLUE COLLAR GOSPEL HOUR, the publication of his latest book of poems, the founding of Not A Duck in Any Row Studios, and discuss whether police “unions” are legit unions.
Recorded at Not A Duck In Any Row Studios, in Toledo, Ohio, on Saturday, September 5th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "Black Mop Water” by Emceein' Eye
All songs used with permission.
Not A Duck in Any Row Studios Official Website: http://noduckstudios.com/
Dan Denton's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/Dan-Denton-Poetry
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 29: What is even going on here? with Zach Elmblad
It's a very “Free Jazz”, “Postmodern” episode of #GSP this time around, as Garret and Zach Elmblad discuss Garret's failed writing retreat, Kalamazoo cops gassing peaceful protesters, the wonders of nature, and the question that has been on Garret's mind since the beginning of this terrible year: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON HERE?!?
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, June 28th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "Faces of Grey” by American Zombie Inquisition
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 28: He Did Not Deserve to Die with Zach Elmblad
From the EMG bunker, Garret and Zach discuss their respective experiences with the protests in Grand Rapids and Kalamazoo following the murder of George Floyd, how COVID-19 has affected their lives since the last time they spoke, and they attempt to talk about some lighter subjects that make them neither want to punch a wall nor curl up into a ball on the floor.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, May 31st, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "Burn it All!" by RENT STRIKE
All songs used with permission.
Rest in Peace, George Floyd
Black Lives Matter
Fuck Cops
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 27: The COVID Life, part 2
The fun continues as Garret talks with more previous guests—writer Robert Dean, comedian Scott Ryan, and Legion of Nothing author Jim Zoetewey— on how they're enduring the virus that has not only shaped 2020, but will undoubtedly make this decade more awful than it already will be.
Recorded throughout April and May 2020 via telephone.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Middle Songs: “The Rich Will Still Be Rich” by Brother Adams
“Letters from Corporate” by Terror at Midnight
“Corona Survival Guide” by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: “Business as Usual” by Louis Rive
All songs used with permission.
Robert Dean's Official Website: https://www.outofstepwithrobertdean.com/
Scott Ryan Author Page: https://www.facebook.com/Author-Scott-Ryan-324334381751690/
Jim Zoetwey's Official Website: http://inmydaydreams.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 26: The COVID Life, part 1
As the apocalyptic Coronavirus plague continues to ravage the planet, Garret talks with previous guests—artist John Withee, and comedians Stu McCallister and Gerrit Elzinga—via phone about their lives during this pandemic, including their first realization of its seriousness, how it has affected their lives directly, and how they imagine a “Post-COVID” world will look like, in the first ever #GSP limited series!
Recorded throughout April and May 2020 via telephone.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Middle Songs: “Borona Virus” by Rushad Eggleston
“Quarantine Blues” by GhostTeeth
“World's Ablaze” by Swamp Rats
Outro Song: “The Pandemic Blues” by Jody Valiant
All songs used with permission.
John Withee on Picuki: https://www.picuki.com/profile/thecucumberboat
Stu McCallister's Official Website: http://www.stumccallister.com/
Gerrit Elzinga's Official Website: https://www.gerritelzinga.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 25: Contagion with Zach Elmblad
Risking it all for the glory that comes with podcasting, Garret visits multimedia artist Zach Elmblad in his bunker to discuss how the world has been changed by COVID-19, how the pandemic has affected their respective day jobs, Garret talks about his trip to Toronto right before the U.S-Canadian border was shut down, and they lighten the mood a bit by digging into their favorite mutual topic, CONSPIRACY THEORIES (this time, specifically regarding the Coronavirus).
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, March 22nd, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Middle Song: "My bike takes me places school never could" by Jonas Selander
Outro Song: "Bane of Blackness" by DRINK THEIR BLOOD
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 24: Bullet Time with Gerrit Elzinga
Two guys with similar--yet, at the same time, vastly different--first names unite, as Garret sits down with Grand Rapids comedian Gerrit Elzinga to talk about career beginnings, his latest album, BULLET-BITER: THE EMCEE SESSIONS, meeting comedy icons like Chris Rock and Dave Attell in New York, and Garret gives an enthusiastic, rambling review of the SONIC THE HEDGEHOG movie, as well as predicts the plot for the inevitable sequel.
Recorded at Dr. Grins Comedy Club , based within the The BOB, in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Saturday, February 22nd, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Outro Song: "terrible things" by Brown Cow
All songs used with permission.
Gerrit Elzinga's Official Website: https://www.gerritelzinga.com/
Gerrit Elzinga on Twitter: @GerritElzinga
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 23: As the War Machine Keeps Turning with Zach Elmblad
At the beginning of the new decade, Garret once again meets up with the ever-lovable Zach Elmblad to reflect on 2019, lament on their personal high's and low's during the 2010's, discuss the wildfires in Australia and the threats to the Great Lakes, and Zach endures Garret's angry rants regarding the possibility of the U.S. invading Iran/World War III.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, January 5th, 2020.
Intro Song: "Nukes and Freighters" by Nick DeMott
Middle Song: "Slipping on the Ice" by Sam Kenny
Outro Song: "JD Salinger Rap" by DJ Matt Werner
All songs used with permission.
Nick DeMott on Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/nickdemott
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: https://garretschuelke.tumblr.com/
Purchase GODAN: BLOOD HARMONY on Lulu, Amazon, and many other places: http://www.lulu.com/shop/garret-schuelke/godan-blood-harmony/paperback/product-24351806.html
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 22: Revolution All Around Me with Kjartan Code
A true O.G. guest returns to #GSP, as Kjartan Code takes the time to talk to Garret about his work with the Het Hat Club, the influence of Romani people on European culture, and the up's and down's of witnessing the ongoing revolution in Chile.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, December 8th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Middle Songs: “Schengen Shuffle” by Het Hat Club
“Chile is Awake” by Kjartan Code
Outro Song: “Melon Boy” by Het Hat Club
All songs used with permission.
Het Hat Club's Official Website: https://hethatclub.com/
Kjartan Code's Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/szkojani
Szkojani Charlatans on Bandcamp: szkojani.bandcamp.com
GSP Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 21: Give Life Back to Memes with Joel Oliver
In this particularly funky episode of #GSP, Garret chats with Kalamazoo DJ Joel Oliver about the joys of dance music, the rise of Dance Music Needs You, and the success story that is the "Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo meme page".
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, November 17th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "IDFWN" by Nigel One and Joel Oliver
All songs used with permission.
Joel Oliver on Facebook: www.facebook.com/JoeIOliver1
Dance Music Needs You: www.facebook.com/pg/DanceMusicNeedsYou
Yes, there really is a Kalamazoo meme page: www.facebook.com/KalamazooMemes
GSP Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
Godan--The Gray Wolf of Chicago: www.facebook.com/godangraywolf
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 20: Facialbook Blues with Stu McCallister
In this non-spooky October episode of #GSP --not at all a missed opportunity--, Garret meets up with Grand Rapids comedian and podcaster Stu McCallister to discuss career beginnings, reminisce over seeing comedians they like and dislike perform, LaughFest, and connect with the one thing that truly bonds them together: their respective 30 day bans from posting on Facebook.
Recorded at Harmony Brewing Company in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Sunday, October 20th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "Stealing Apples from the Man" by The Taxpayers
All songs used with permission.
Stu McCallisters official website: http://www.stumccallister.com/
LMNOPodcast: https://www.facebook.com/LMNOPodcast/
Stu Mccallister on Twitter: @StuMcCallister
GSP Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast/
GSP on Twitter: @schuelkepodcast
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 19: The Summer Ends with Zach Elmblad
Meeting up one day before Autumn officially begins, Garret and Zach discuss their respective European adventures that took place this summer, the "death" of Jeffrey Epstein, the Area 51 "raid", and Garret makes fun of the pastor that is facing off against the incumbent mayor of Grand Rapids this November.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, September 22nd, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Middle Song: "Everything But Nothing" by Invisible Mansion
Outro Song: "Sweater Weather" by George Constanza
All songs used with permission.
Konrad Twitty Band on Bandcamp: konradtwittyband.bandcamp.com
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
Garret's appearance on You're Welcome, Future Self! podcast: https://ywfs.podbean.com/e/ywfs-the-road-stanhope-swapcast/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 18: On The Campaign Trail with Andy Argo
Returning guest Andy Argo takes the time out of his busy schedule to talk with Garret about his campaign for Kalamazoo City Commission--including its beginnings, the platform itself, and local reaction--, protesting with Movimiento Cosecha in Detroit, his views on the June and July Democratic debates, and, in light of Garret's week-long vacation in London, discusses the grand European adventure he took back in the summer of 2014!
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, August 11th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "Everything's Fucked Up (What The Fuck)" by Maggie May
All songs used with permission.
Andy Argo for City Commission Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/Andy-Argo-for-City-Commission-1585938018204649/?ref=br_rs
Kalamazoo Socialist Party City Commission Campaign Page: https://www.kspcampaign.com
The Hoodrat Strategist Radio Program Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/hoodratstrategist
The Hoodrat Strategist Radio Program Youtube Channel: www.youtube.com/channel/UCOYCAjIhpx1KYH_ZF307OeA
Sista Mista on Bandcamp: sistamista.bandcamp.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's official website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 17: Deliciously So with Scott Ryan
Before heading off to the wild frontier that is Colorado, comedian Scott Ryan sits down with Garret to discuss his beginnings in comedy, Bill Hicks, the moral outlooks of the Right and the Left, the various nutjobs that inhabit the Ancap vs Ancom Debate group, and his eternal, burning hatred of Bill Maher.
Recorded at Mulligans Pub, located in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Sunday, July 21st, 2019
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Middle Songs: "Steal from Wal-Mart" by Fire Ant Season
"Dine and Dash" by Summer Teeth
Outro Song: "Here and Now" by Willem Van Spronsen
All songs used with permission except for "Here and Now".
Rest in Power, Willem Van Spronsen (1950-2019)
Fuck ICE
Scott Ryan's Facebook Profile: www.facebook.com/scott.ryan.3386585
Scott Ryan's Author Page: www.facebook.com/Author-Scott-Ryan-324334381751690
Purchase ADRENOCHROME on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Adrenochrome-Scott-Ryan-ebook/dp/B07KYTDDP3/ref=redir_mobile_desktop?_encoding=UTF8&fbclid=IwAR2E3pSMGtFlmPmyyb3pfBhZ4E5ucwK8KnGP_g49lxXt7tgo1Dfb-HmTTAk&qid=1544731147&ref_=dbs_s_def_awm_dirs_l_12&sr=ssearch-acs&storeType=ebooks
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 16: Podcasts of Questionable Taste with John Bruni
On the eve of Printers Row Fest 2019, Garret sits down with Horror and Bizarro author John Bruni to discuss his early beginnings writing detective stories and gay erotica, his experiences in the world of indie horror and Bizzaro publishing, gore and death videos, comics, and the current state of his physical health--all while dreading the person doing lawn care next door.
Recorded in Elmhurst, Illinois, on Friday, June 7th, 2019
Intro Music: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Middle Songs: "Dumpster Diving" by Totally Rad
"Dressed to Kill" by Murder Party
Outro Song: "Hattori Hanzo Club" by Japanese Grind
All songs used with permission.
Purchase GODAN: QUEEN OF THE THIRD COAST on Lulu: http://www.lulu.com/shop/garret-schuelke/godan-queen-of-the-third-coast/paperback/product-24107463.html
John Bruni's Official Website: talesofquestionabletaste.com
John Bruni on Twitter: @tusitalabruni
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 15: Just One Pepsi with Zach Elmblad
In celebration of GODAN: QUEEN OF THE THIRD COAST finally being published on Lulu, Garret and Zach discuss the horrendous process it took for this to finally happen, then they get into terrible dating and relationship experiences, bouncer etiquette, and the ramifications of former Grand Rapids punk/metal bar Local 741 transforming into the country/ "rock and roll" bar The Iron Well.
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, March 19th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "Kamikaze" by Three Mile Island
All songs used with permission.
Purchase GODAN: QUEEN OF THE THIRD COAST on Lulu: http://www.lulu.com/shop/garret-schuelke/godan-queen-of-the-third-coast/paperback/product-24107463.html
Konrad Twitty Band on Bandcamp: konradtwittyband.bandcamp.com
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 14: Windy City Heat With Robert Dean
Chicago fanboy meets Chicago native as Garret talks with Chicago-born writer, journalist, and cynic Robert Dean to discuss his experiences and opinions of the Windy City, including the various neighborhoods he grew up in, comparing Chicago to New Orleans and Austin, the music scenes he was involved in, his love of the White Sox and hatred of the Cubs, and encountering legendary Outsider artist and musician Wesley Willis!
Recorded at Bill's Bar and Burger in downtown Chicago on Sunday, April 28th, 2019.
Intro Music: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "El Dorado" by Slow Thrills
All songs used with permission.
Robert Dean on Facebook: www.facebook.com/robertdeansworld
Robert Dean on Twitter: @Robert_Dean
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Official Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 13: A Hero Can Save Us with Jim Zoetewey
In this very special episode of #PowerfulGSP, Garret gets a chance to talk with one of his favorite authors--and fellow Superhero Fiction writer--Jim Zoeteway, about how he got into the genre, serialize web fiction, the Pen and Cape Society, the current state of the comics industry (comics and movies), and Jim's longstanding serialized Superhero Fiction series, THE LEGION OF NOTHING.
Recorded at Hall Street Bakery in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on Saturday, April 13th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "Creature Comforts" by The Winter Contingency
All songs used with permission.
Jim Zoetewey's Official Website: http://inmydaydreams.com/
The Pen and Cape Society: http://penandcapesociety.com/
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Official Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke on Twitter: @garretschuelke
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 12: Release Me God with John Withee and Zach Elmblad
Joyful times ensue as John Withee returns to the podcast to talk about sailing in Maine, Rick and Morty, our respective views on #RussiaGate, the vast literary and art project that has consumed him for the past couple of months, as well as his recently published collected poems!
Recorded at Elmblad Media Group studios, based within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, March 24th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "The Politics of Holy Shit I Just Cut My Hand On A Broken Bottle" by Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains
All songs used with permission except for "The Politics of Holy Shit I Just Cut My Hand On A Broken Bottle". Please don't sue me, Pat--I love you.
Purchase The Scallywags of Nobody's Island at Combustion Books: http://www.combustionbooks.org/products-page/fiction/the-scallywags-of-nobodys-island/
Trip to Herald's Youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFMnzsPnwwJSqY71H4sDrqA
Zach Elmblad's Official Website: http://zachelmblad.com/zachary-elmblad
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 11: Don't Sniff The Popcorn with Zach Elmblad and King Charles The Rapper
2019, as well as the second season of #PowerfulGSP, starts off with a spectacular BANG as your humble host is not only joined by friend and editor Zach Elmbald, but is finally joined--for the first half of the show, anyway--by KC Horstman, better known as KING CHARLES THE RAPPER, to discuss the pros and cons of 2018, growing up Catholic, the joys of nudism, and Zach reacts to a shocking article by WoodTV regarding the dangers West Michigan teens face when it comes to vaping!
Recorded at the Elmbald Media Group studios, located within the Park Trades Center, in Kalamazoo, Michigan, on Sunday, January 27th, 2019.
Intro Song: "Dirty Piggy" by Riley Coyote
Outro Song: "Blood" by User-Friendly Killer Robots
All songs used with permission.
Zach Elmbald's Official Website: www.zachelmblad.com
King Charles the Rapper on Bandcamp: kingcharlestherapper.bandcamp.com
"W MI teens vaping 'deadly cocktail,' presenter say": https://www.woodtv.com/news/kent-county/w-mi-teens-vaping-deadly-cocktail-presenter-says/1724556610?fbclid=IwAR2ve79bjxc5SI0axdOHzjVHS8NtU-u5haWhMF9_ZHIMYRmf19oq1KacdCk
Conway Twitty--I See The Want To In Your Eyes: https://youtu.be/d2aeRg_yMSE
The Garret Schuelke Podcast's Official Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/garretschuelkepodcast
Garret Schuelke's Official Website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
The Garret Schuelke Podcast Episode 10: Christmas In Alpenis 2.5: Evolution with Victor Kahn
The Christmas festivities continues! Local musician Victor Kahn returns to discuss the holiday season, get political, talk about Alpena's latest music venue, and performs some songs for Garret's pleasure.
Recorded at the Alpena Public Library on Saturday, December 22nd, 2018, in Alpena, Michigan.
Intro Song: "It's Just Not Christmas" by Phil Awful and the Experiments
Outro Song: "Merry Christmas?” by Phil Awful and the Experiments
All songs used with permission
Victor Kahn's Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/victor_kahn
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