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Holy sh*t, it's Episode 64 of the GFY Social Club!

In the studio today, is hilarious comedian by way of Wisconsin -  IAN JOHN! (IG - @ianjohncomic).

NEWS for the day - Nike gets a restraining order against Lil Was X's "Satan Shoes", blocking all sales; a "Hot mic" situation on a Southwest Airlines flight catches the pilot saying some 'not-so-nice' things about San Francisco and the bay area; and Russia's favorite president of all time - Vladimir Putin - is named Russia's "Hottest Man"??!

This Episode was split in two for today and Thursday's episode, so be sure to tune in on Thursday to catch the remainder of the show!

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It's Thirsty Thursday, and it's part 2 of Creek and The Cave!

In the studio today are returning guests, comedians, and the new entrepreneurs of comedy in Austin, TX. -  MARTY CLARKE (IG - @comedianmarty) & COLTON DOWLING (IG - @coltondowling). They are in studio all week to talk about the NYC comedy club that has moved to Austin, TX. - CREEK AND THE CAVE (IG - @creekandcave), and how much they are involved in bringing the famous club to downtown Austin that is opening THIS WEEKEND!

NEWS for the day - a Catholic group opposes a Colorado bill that would give child sex abuse survivors the inability to sue their abuser at any time; a Half-eaten sausage solves a 9-year old German burglary; and the famous "Gorilla Glue girl" Tessica Brown returns homes and now has MERCHANDISE?!  

Another Thirsty Thursday GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! Or should we say - winners?! This is pretty explosive, actually.

And COLTON is STILL drinking Jagermeister.

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:: Season 2, Episode 4 (Episode 61) ::

Hangover Monday, and it's Episode 60 of the GFY Social Club!

In the studio today are returning guests, comedians, and the new entrepreneurs of comedy in Austin, TX. -  MARTY CLARKE (IG - @comedianmarty) & COLTON DOWLING (IG - @coltondowling). They are in studio all week to talk about the NYC comedy club that has moved to Austin, TX. - CREEK AND THE CAVE (IG - @creekandcave), and how much they are involved in bringing the famous club to downtown Austin that is opening this coming weekend.

NEWS for the day - Spanish drug smugglers build a submarine out of plywood; GP's shock after two trainee doctors refuse COVID vaccine and patients claim it will "make men gay"; and a driver in Marty's home state of Wisconsin is pulled over and cited for driving a vehicle that had a camping chair for a front seat.

And after the last 2 episodes with Bob Keen and Ariel Julie, we got HATE MAIL!! And what better way to celebrate than to read them ON THE SHOW?!!!? So MESSAGES FROM DOUCHE-CITY is born. And it's glorious!

Question for the day - should COLTON consume more Jagermeister?!

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:: Season 2, Episode 3 (Episode 60) ::

It's Thirsty Thursday, and it's part 2 of Monday's Episode 1 of Season 2!

In the studio again today are comedians from Chicago, BOB KEEN (IG - @theBobKeen) & ARIEL JULIE (IG - @Ariel_Julie_Comedy). 

NEWS for the day - a landlord in Albany, NY "evicts" tenants by tying them up in the middle of the night and dropping them off in a cemetary; and a woman who is part of an Alien Reptilian cult to stay in jail after shooting her boyfriend.  

The GOLDEN BONER AWARD continues! Today's winner attempts to rob a bank, but ended up getting himself caught in possibly the dumbest way.  

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:: Season 2, Episode 2 (Episode 59) ::

It's Episode 57 of the GFY Social Club!

Today's guest in the studio is up-coming comedian MYLES JOHNSON (IG - @MylesTheBlackOne). He hangs out in the studio to talk about a whole bunch of topics!

Some crazy NEWS?! YES! Online scammers are now selling a '5G Repellent cream' and people are actually buying it; a Man lived inside Chicago's O'Hare Airport for 3 months because he was afraid to fly due to COVID-19; a group of busted partiers claim they haven't heard of the COVID pandemic; a Michigan marijuana dispensary is offering free weed to anyone who can prove they got the COVID vaccine; and Pablo Escobar's "Cocaine Hippos" are now threatening to take over the Columbian ecosystem.

GOLDEN BONER AWARD! YES! And of course, its the return of everyone's favorite...#FLORIDAMAN! This one is a 'barn burner', for sure!

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Hangover Monday?! No. METAL MONDAY?!!? YES! Time for Episode 53 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining Mike & Craig on the show today is musician from the Hardcore/Heavy Metal band CRUEL HAND - the talented JEREMY BREAU! He joins the show to talk about the origin of CRUEL HAND, side projects, touring all over the country as well as Japan, Australia, Europe, the albums released and the work being put into the new album, and of course - one crazy ass road story from being on tour. This is a wild story, for sure!

NEWS! An Auxiliary cop is jailed for beating up his ex-girlfriend after a horoscope reading found them to be 'incompatible'; a bodybuilder cheats on his Sex Doll "wife" with an indescribable...object?!; US Customs agents seize mystery "Bush Meat" at a New Jersey airport; a man who injected himself with 'Magic Mushrooms' had the fungi begin growing in his blood and causing organ failure; and a Silicon Valley man who forgot his BitCoin password has accepted his fate and his losses. BIG Losses. This week's runner up for the Golden Boner Award, perhaps?!

CAP METRO CONFESSIONALS with Craig! And with a talented musician on the show today, this one goes the other way!

Crank up the volume, prepare to enter the moshpit and #JoinTheClub

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It's almost time for the weekend. It IS time for Episode 55 of the GFY Social Club!

Today's guest in the studio is comedian LANDO SHEPARD (FB- @ Lando Calrissian Shepard; IG- @funnymanshep). Lando has been featured at the Moontower Comedy Festival, a club regular at Cap City Comedy Club, all while running a full time business and being a single dad extraordinaire. Oh...and he's been voted as one of the BEST comics in Central Texas! He hangs out to talk about life as a single parent raising 2 kids while running a full time business AND grinding out a lot if work in comedy, writing style, being clean and sober for almost 3 years and so much more! This was a really great interview!

We've got the NEWS! Axe condemns the US Capitol riots after a can of body spray was left behind in the Capitol building; the "Viking Helmet Guy", Jake Angeli, REFUSES to eat in jail as the guards won't give him organic food; the London Zoo has refused Ricky Gervais' dying wish to be "eaten by the Lions at London Zoo"; an African man creates a new messaging app that's faster than WhatsApp; and a hacker has taken over several internet-connected "Chastity Cages" and demands ransom! Talk about getting your balls in a vise!

And as we get back on schedule, another GOLDEN BONER AWARD will be given out! Quick tip - don't get stuck in the snow when trying to getaway from the scene of a crime!

Laugh up that drive home from work, turn up that podcast platform of choice and #JoinTheClub !

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2021 is continued craziness, AND it's time for Episode 54 of the GFY Social Club!

*** TRIGGER WARNING: This Episode has subject matter that may offend. Email the show your complaints - GFYSocialClub@gmail.com -  and you will get roasted on the next episode. Yay! ***

In the studio today is comedian from Chicago and Los Angeles - the hilarious BLAIR BOMBER! He hangs out in the studio to talk about a bunch of very controversial yet hilarious topics. 

Was there any NEWS this week?! Uhhh...YEAH. Like what?! Well, a Denmark TV network launches a new CHILDRENS TV show about a man with a giant....PENIS?!?; the yearly "No Pants" Subway ride in several cities is canceled in 2021 due to COVID-19; and a New Jersey High School is evacuated after a student brings in a RADIOACTIVE dinner plate?!? Well, 2021 is off to a good start.

The ALIENS are still here - Another MONOLITH TRACKER! Perhaps they wanted some cheese curds and beer this time.

And of course - another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner. Or should we say - WINNERS. Well, technically it's one award delivered to 1 living person, and 2 posthumously. Oh boy.

Let the shit show continue, tune in to the fun and #JoinTheClub

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2020 is over! It's 2021, it's a new year, and it's time for Episode 53 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining Mike & Craig in the studio today is comedian and musician - the hilarious CHRIS CASTLES! He hangs out to talk about starting as a musician then getting into comedy from it, working the Tribble loop in the Pacific Northwest, joke writing, and so much more.

New Year, new NEWS!!! Not really. BUT.... Excess use of antibiotics due to COVID-19 triggers a "Super Gonorrhea"; a Pastor quits Church to become a stripper and says she has never been happier; a Kentucky man goes viral for using a flamethrower to clear snow from his driveway?!?; KFC releases a Chicken-warming GAME CONSOLE to rival Playstation and Xbox?!?!; and in true fashion of continuing craziness from 2020 - Angry Squirrels are aggressively attacking residents of a Queens, NY neighborhood. 

CRAIG DOES HISTORY is back....with a "shocking" story! The elephant in the room, perhaps?!

Avoid the Super Clap, and #JoinTheClub

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It's damn near over. 2020 was rough, but...fun?! Eh...subjective. But HEY! It's the last episode of 2020...it's Episode 52 of the GFY Social Club!

Just Craig and Mike in studio today for a.....Christmas themed show?!?!? Well, kinda. Mostly, because of this week's NEWS! A Paragliding Santa Claus is rescued from getting caught up in power lines in Sacramento, California; a Tennessee Mayor who refused to sign any kind of mask order WITHOUT the approval from GOD himself....catches COVID; a recent auto insurance company study finds that RAM 2500 owners have the most DUI's; McDonald's in CHINA releases a new "members only burger" - an OREO and SPAM burger; and since it is the peak of Christmas music season, a new song releases in the UK that is climbing the charts. Let's just say that...it has hints of political messages, and it will C-U-Next-Tuesday?!

The final GOLDEN BONER AWARD of 2020! This time a Las Vegas man wants to catch a flight to the Pacific Northwest...on the WING of the plane?!

You made it! We made it! Enjoy the Holidays, have a few frosty cold ones and #JoinTheClub !

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Only 2 more Hangover Mondays in 2020! Time for Episode 51 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining Mike & Craig in the studio today is a good friend, hilarious comedian, and Co-Host of THE GRAY AREA PODCAST debuting on the Hot Pie Media Network in January 2021....CHAD FISHER! (IG - @ChadFisherComedy; YouTube - @Chad Fisher Comedy). He sits down with the Dudes to talk all about the new podcast (co-hosted by AARON CHEATHAM); working as a professional sports beat writer in Ohio (with NBA access); overdrawing several bank accounts to pack up and relocate to Austin; all things stand-up comedy; and a HELLUVA LOT more!

It wouldn't be an episode without the NEWS! A man wins a lawsuit against his mother after she threw away all his best porno magazines; an illegal winery is busted and shut down at an Alabama town's SEWAGE plant?!; a recent UK study finds that your Grandmother is more likely to die from surgery if it's the surgeon's birthday; a 126-year old message in a bottle is found inside a Boston wall; and Chick-Fil-A "Polynesian Sauce" is pretty "explosive" when you leave it sitting for a certain amount of time. Except on Sundays, though, right?!

And...it's BACK! Another MONOLITH TRACKER! This time, the Aliens decide to stop by America's "favorite state" for a couple of....cocktails?!

Go easy on that Poly-Sauce, grab a few TUMS, a delicious Hot Toddy, and #JoinTheClub

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It's the BIG FIVE-OH! No, not the police. It's Episode 50 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the dudes today via ZOOM is comedian, from New York City, GINA HYENA! (IG - @EggsNHotSauce). She hangs out to talk about plastic surgeries. how New York is always so damn busy, the shutdowns and moving from Austin to New York, and of course...how she once lost her job for having a Chaturbate page. WHEW!!!

Of course, there's NEWS! A former Marine sergeant smuggled guns to Haiti in a plot to train an army and....become PRESIDENT?!; A Welsh Santa Claus gives the gift of CORONAVIRUS to 75 people in a care home "superspreading event"; a Greek Orthodox church rules that Yoga is "INCOMPATIBLE" with Christianity?!; and....a New York Emergency worker loses her job over her side hustle of an OnlyFans page. Wait...it WASN'T just GINA?!?!

GOLDEN BONER AWARD time!! Aaaaaand it's another visit from our good friend FLORIDA MAN. Don't let this one get you all CHOKED up! (Or should we say, "STRANGLED up"?!?)

Take time away from setting up your OnlyFans page, and #JoinTheClub !

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Long weekend?! Time for Episode 49 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining Mike & Craig in the studio today are comedians and the hosts of The BOG BOYS "Bogcast" - SPENCER CAVINS & MYLES JOHNSON! They hang out in the studio to talk about their YouTube show, THE BOG BOYS; Myles ducks out early to go run a showcase in downtown Austin, so Spencer sticks around to talk about all things comedy including recently opening for Mark Normand, writing, running the Crooked Teeth Comedy shows at the best room in the Austin area - Barrels & Amps in Georgetown, and so much more!

NEWS! Walt Disney World digitally adds masks to photos on rides; a Minnesota family is shamed in an anonymous letter for their Christmas lights being considered a symbol of "Systemic Bias"; China's "Iron-Crotch" Masters fight to preserve the painful looking tradition; and speaking of China - the country has recommended that all China based flights have their flight attendants wear DIAPERS to avoid using the lavatories. HUH?!?! 

Mondays can still be fun, right?! No? Screw it. Fire up your podcast device and #JoinTheClub

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Get that weekend mindset ready to go! It's Episode 48 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the dudes in the studio today is Wisconsin-Austin-all over the country touring comedian, the hilarious MARTIN HENN! (IG - @WorldsBiggestMartin, Twitter - @WorldsBiggestMH) He hangs out for a few hours to talk about serial killers from Wisconsin, that accent from the "Great North", the Altercation Comedy Festival with Kyle Kinane, having fun in.... AMARILLO?!?, Little Rock and Tulsa 'good times', performing at Timothy McVeigh's "favorite bar", live roosters in Austin, and so much more! This was a really fun conversation!

It was a great week for NEWS! Two California 'Mega-Churches' re-brand as STRIP CLUBS to defy lockdown orders; a Lithuanian Anti-LGBTQ lawmaker is CAUGHT with another naked man on a Parliamentary Zoom meeting (ANOTHER one!); an Italian man is fined for walking 280 MILES to "cool down" after a fight...with his WIFE; and Tiger King star JOE EXOTIC writes a letter to Kim Kardashian asking for help on getting a Presidential Pardon?!?

A NEW segment that is (kinda) 'OUT OF THIS WORLD'!!! Not really. But, Aliens?!??

And of course...it's the weekend. Time for another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! This dude actually has a good point about airline "food", and takes matters into his own hands. ......in the Lavatory. 

Pull those "party favors" outta that stash-compartment, fire up, and #JoinTheClub !

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Back in the studio! Time for Episode 47 of the GFY Social Club! 

Joining Mike & Craig in the studio today is headlining comedian from New York  City - BRENDAN GAY! (IG & FB - @brendangay) He hangs out to talk about moving from Chicago to New York to work on stand-up full time, Mark Normand opening up for him, and his upcoming special he will be recording in Austin on Dec. 27 & 28 at the Parker Jazz Club. (GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!)

NEWS? Of course! Adolf Hitler wins a local election in Namibia?!?; Mississippi police are looking for a man who pulled down his mask while robbing a bank; an Anti-Gay Hungarian politician resigns after getting caught breaching COVID rules by attending a 25-man orgy; San Francisco bans smoking in apartments, but smoking WEED in apartments is...OK?!; and the Ohio board of health issues statement recommending those living in Ohio to avoid traveling to....Ohio?! (Huh?! Who wants to go there, anyways?!?)

CRAIG DOES HISTORY! Our drunken professor is back...and with all the election craziness going on...this is an appropriate lesson.

 It's Monday, but who cares?! Crank up that podcast platform of your choice, and #JoinTheClub

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It's the biggest GFY Social Club Episode we have done yet - Episode 46. And it was LIVE!

ALLISON WOJTOWECZ, BEN HORN, and DEAN STANFIELD join Craig and Mike for Episode 46, held in front of a packed house at Barrels & Amps in Georgetown, TX. Along with performing stand-up sets (for the live audience only - not included with this show), they brought the funny for the entire show, including roasting DEAN on his birthday! What a trainwreck it was!

NEWS! A Canadian driver is pulled over by police for using a folding lawn chair as a car seat; The mysterious monlith that was in the middle of the Utah desert, disappears and reappears in Romania; Weaker "Penis bones" in river otters linked to oilsands contaminants according to a Canadian study (a lot of Canada on this episode); Sex Pistols frontman Johnny Rotten bitten by fleas on his penis after adopting a squirrel; speaking of squirrels - a Minnesota woman has a video go viral of a squirrel in her backyard get drunk from eating fermented pears; and apparently, having a MULLET is back and kids are winning awards for having them?! Dean was extra excited about this story!

Craig revisits CAP METRO CONFESSIONALS for the live audience with a couple of stories!

A GFY COUNTDOWN that has a "Holiday Theme", and of course, - another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! When you do something illegal, perhaps calling the police for help isn't the BEST idea, unless you really want to win this week's Golden Boner award!

It's the weekend. Have a couple of cold ones and #JoinTheClub

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It's the Holidays, time for a break! Even though we aren't in the studio recording new episodes, we are still producing content! Episode 45 is a collection of some of our most popular segments from Episodes 32 through 42. This will be the final volume in the "LEAST Worst Of" series as we will be back with new episodes starting this week, following our LIVE recording on Wednesday night at Barrels & Amps in Georgetown, TX.! Tickets are still available! 

Thank you all for listening!  Be sure to get your tickets for the LIVE show on December 2nd and come #JoinTheClub !

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It's the Holidays, time for a break! Even though we aren't in the studio recording new episodes, we are still producing content! Episode 44 is a collection of some of our most popular segments from Episodes 20 through 31 (the missing episode!). Volume 3 will follow on Monday 11/30.  

Thank you all for listening, and Happy Thanksgiving!  Be sure to get your tickets for the LIVE show on December 2nd in Georgetown, TX. and come #JoinTheClub !

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It's the Holidays, time for a break! Even though we aren't in the studio recording new episodes, we are still producing content! Episode 43 is a collection of some of our most popular segments from Episodes 1 through 19. Volumes 2 and 3 will follow on Friday 11/27, and Monday 11/30.

Thank you all for listening, and Happy Thanksgiving!

Be sure to get your tickets for the LIVE show on December 2nd in Georgetown, TX. and come #JoinTheClub !

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It's another Thirsty Thursday and Episode 42 of the GFY Social Club!  

No guest with us today, as we get set to take a few weeks off. Not to worry! "The LEAST Worst Of the GFY Social Club" Volume 1 will be available on Monday afternoon at the usual time, and two more volumes will follow until the LIVE Podcast recording at Barrels & Amps in Georgetown, TX. on Weds. night, December 2nd! Be sure to get your tickets TODAY! Craig and Mike are still hanging out in the studio slinging some jokes for you on this episode though!

NEWS! An Arkansas group is offering $10,000 and a brand new bicycle to anyone who becomes a new resident; "Dueling Dinosaurs" fossils are donated to a North Carolina museum; a California woman is caught on camera wielding a stun-gun accusing a family of "acting like Black people"; a teenager who sold his kidney to buy an iPhone is now bedridden for life; and finally - the Waffle House collaborates with a local Georgia brewery to make a bacon-scented beer. What?!?!

Speaking of beer... BOOZE REVIEWS is BACK! Today we have one of those seltzer beers from a local Austin brewery. Check it out to see if it's worth it!

And of course, it wouldn't be Thirsty Thursday without another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! Today...he returns. Yes - Florida Man. And this time, he is really trying to HAUL it in for the award.

Be sure to get your tickets for the LIVE show on December 2nd in Georgetown, TX. and come #JoinTheClub !

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Hey, its Monday! Yeah, that sucks. BUT it's also time for Episode 41 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the show today is comedian CARTER ANDERSON! Along with getting on stage regularly around Texas doing Stand-Up, he also hosts 2 shows on the Big Laughs Comedy Network, "In The Meme Time" and "Geek'd Out!". He sits down with the guys to talk about his start in Texas, his credit in the hit show Portlandia, comedic influences, adapting material to different rooms in different cities, writing material about family, and speaking of family - he puts on a therapist hat and talks to Craig about his family issues. And by talk, we mean 'makes fun of'!

NEWS! A woman in only her T-Shirt and underwear forces her flight to divert from Texas to Alabama; a botched carving restoration on a Spanish statue is ridiculed heavily on the internet; the New Jersey governor pleads with citizens in NJ to choose "inconvenience over death"; Howling "Monster Wolf" robots are deployed in Japan to scare away wild bears; and a French school asks parents to STOP throwing their kids over the fence when they are late! YEET!

CRAIG DOES HISTORY! Not today. We have a NEW segment for this episode! CAP METRO CONFESSIONALS with the king of the bus route, Craig Fergola! This debut segment is a good one!

YEET that Monday stress, have a frosty cold beverage and #JoinTheClub

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It's the BIG 4-OH! Mike is a little surly to start out the show, BUT thats ok, it's another Thirsty Thursday and Episode 40 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the guys in studio today is Austin comedian, the hilarious EMILIO BABOT! (FB- @EmilioBabot ; IG- @ba.b.ot) He hangs out and talks about California to Texas, going to a 'fake' high school with Alex Jones' son, some first time up on stage stories, comparing the Bay Area of Cali to Austin (including the homeless, the Bat Shit Crazy Comedy Festival that never happened, and how he has managed to get pulled over by police MULTIPLE TIMES with 2 outstanding warrants, a suspended license, and driving drunk...but has not yet gotten arrested. Insane stories!!

Because there was some sort of election going on recently, today's stories are political themed in the NEWS! (Oh no....not more politics!) A French Bulldog is elected MAYOR of a Kentucky town; a Kansas candidate behind a revenge porn scheme WINS a seat in the state house; a nice Fact Check about whether or not Lady Gaga is a witch; a Florida woman in labor makes her husband stop at the elections office first so she can vote; and in a nice, non-political, feel good story...a Taiwan teen awakens from a 62-day coma from the words "Chicken Fillet".

GOLDEN BONER AWARD time!! A man in the Pacific northwest robs a hardware store, but the getaway story is one for the GBA record books!

Don't get upset with that traffic! Stop, Pull that sofa off the roof, crack a weekend beverage and #JoinTheClub !

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Thirsty Thursday! Time for Episode 39 of the GFY Social Club!

Back in the studio for this one is show favorite, the hilarious COLTON DOWLING! Recording the show right before a live comedy show for all three of the guys, he has some funny anecdotes and random thoughts to share with everyone today. Maybe even a few conspiracy theories?! Nope. Just FACTS here at the Club!

We've got the NEWS! GameStop is having a TikTok competition for it's employees where one of the prizes is....more WORK?!; An elected official apologizes for using Cardi B's "WAP" to promote 'Weatherization Assistance Program'; A "Skeleton Strip Club" Halloween display in Texas causes arguments with neighbors; and finally, the CDC says that Cruises can set sail again, but passengers will not be allowed on board?!

GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! Even though last week was Halloween, for a Tennessee man, that didn't seem to matter. He still wanted to summon the dead.

Get ready for the weekend, have a few yuk yuks and #JoinTheClub

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It's almost Halloween, it's Thirsty Thursday and it's a very SPOOKY Episode 38 of the GFY Social Club!

The guys sit down and talk about Halloween and how it's ridiculous. Also! Joining the show for an interview today is Pittsburgh comedian, World Series of Comedy finalist, the scary funny PAIGE POLESNAK! (Twitter- @WhiteGirlNoLips, IG- @PaigePolesnak). She joins the show to talk about the several comedy festivals she has been featured at (Burning Bridges CF, Whiskey Bear CF, Charm City CF, Lookout Comedy Fest, etc.); how she enjoys the variety show style comedy festivals, her first time going up on stage over 5 years ago, getting some good club work including getting kicked out of a club in Indiana for her "Dirty But Flirty" set, and so much more! Oh, and her merchandise, which she sells a lot of! (Go buy some!)

Spooky NEWS?! A pastor dispels the rumor that he urinated on a passenger on a Delta flight (yellow baptism?); Kazakhstan embraces the Borat catchphrase into it's new tourism slogan; a "Fossilized Butthole" answers long-standing questions about Dinosaur sex life (who is asking about this?!; a California woman is accused of kidnapping her grandmother for an exorcism attempt; Swiss parents name their newborn after an internet provider for free WiFi; and yes, he's back....FLORIDA MAN steals a bulldozer and runs over political signs!

It's the last few days of #SortaSoberOctober, so Booze Reviews will be back next week.

We have another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! For the 2nd week in a row...it's a WOMAN! As dumb as she might seem, this New Hampshire woman actually had a great idea!

The weekend is here! Turn off that slasher film, slash up some cold brews and  #JoinTheClub

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Monday is over with. Almost. That hangover is gone. Almost. It's Episode 37 of the GFY Social Club. DEFINITELY!

Joining the show today, all the way from Chicago by way of IOWA, is comedian MATT BANWART! He joins Mike and Craig to talk about comedy in Chicago, starting in Iowa at college, bombing and how being confident can overcome it, some road stories including traveling around in a van following a friend who was cycling around the country, going to Billings, Montana to perform, opening for several national acts including Owen Benjamin, and much more!

NEWS! The new CAREN Act is approved in San Francisco to ban racist calls to 911; A Brazilian senator is caught hiding cash in his butt cheeks; A UK man arrives at his birthday party to find that his boyfriend has thrown him a "Surprise Funeral"; and a giant inflatable BORAT has taken over a Toronto waterfront. Very niiice!

CRAIG DOES HISTORY! Celebrity birthdays, and Harry Truman denounces...white sheets.

Start prepping up that "potentially offensive" Halloween costume and #JoinTheClub

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It's Thirsty Thursday and it's another good time on your drive home with Episode 36 of the GFY Social Club!

In studio today is stand up comedian, multi-time performer on the Moontower Comedy Festival, and recent feature on Comedy Central, the hilarious HUNTER DUNCAN! (IG: @HunterDuncanComedy) Another really fun interview as he talks his recent Comedy Central feature set and how that came about, the EMail issues that almost cost him the opportunity, the pandemic cutting out the momentum from it, submitting to Saturday Night Live, living in NY. and quitting a Finance career to pursue stand-up, bombing in improv vs. bombing in stand-up, and of course....his bid in running for Congress in California against imcumbent Duncan Hunter. What a story!

Oh boy, we also have NEWS! BYU students may be getting COVID-19 intentionally to sell their 'Antibody Plasma'; The largest US Chinese restaurant chain is making it's way to....CHINA?!; an Indian man who was trapped in a FREEZER for 20 hours after being mistakingly declared dead....has finally died; and a California mother says her "Halloween Hangman" display is being 'misinterpreted' by her neighbors. Wow. Read the room!

#SortaSoberOctober continues, so there is no Booze Reviews this week. That's ok, we still have another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! This time, it's.....*wait for it*.....a Florida WOMAN! They exist?! They do. And this week's winner gives a whole new meaning to the Golden BONER Award!

Stop picking your nose at the stop light, crank up that favorite podcast platform of yours, and #JoinTheClub

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It's Hangover Monday! It's the start of that dreadful work week! and... It's time for Episode 34 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the show today in-studio is comedian JAKE ROWE! He sits down with the guys and talks admiration of Artie Lange, having the parents out to see him do stand-up and his father getting very drunk, pulling from family to get material, an old high school rival that 'pushed him' to get into stand up, going on the road with Pat Sirois and getting stranded in Laredo, bombing and how it can be fun, starting a construction business, and more!

We've got the NEWS! A Priest calls the police on a "homeless person", but it turns out to be just a statue of JESUS laying on a park bench; a UK woman calls off her wedding to a GHOST after he "kept disappearing" (??!?); the Land of the Rising Sun opens up an 'Adults Only' theme park, complete WITH porn stars; and a Missouri man aims to make a nostalgic profit by selling discontinued TACO BELL tacos that he kept frozen, for $70 each!! 

CRAIG DOES HISTORY! What happens when an Irishman and an Englishman get together for nearly half a day?

And, because we didn't have a show this past Thursday afternoon, we will give out last week's GOLDEN BONER AWARD! A Connecticut robbery suspect has one of the best (and worst) explanations for his DNA left at a crime scene!

Sure, its Monday... But it's always a good time to #JoinTheClub

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It's yet another Hangover Monday and time for more shenanigans on Episode 34 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining the show in-studio is 2019 'Funniest Person in Austin' FINALIST, and touring comedian, the hilarious GABE DAVIS! From starting Stand Up comedy in Columbus, GA. and Atlanta, he talks about starting out, writing jokes and going through the "offensive for the sake of getting a reaction" phase; walking in to 2019 F.P.I.A. after just moving to Austin and making it all the way to the finals; getting club work off of that, including opening up for Ms. Pat; going up for the 'Don't Tell' comedy shows and how different it is going up on a secret show; traveling to NY and the differences between comedy in the northeast and the southeast; drinking "girly" shots and how drinks get 'gendered'; and so much more! This was a fun and hilarious interview!

What's in the NEWS today?! YELP has added alerts for businesses that are accused of...racism?!; A man shoots at a stripper in Miami Beach after being refused sex; speaking of Florida...Court documents released have asked parents of Parkland shooting victims to PROVE 'mental anguish' in a recent lawsuit; a boy who wouldn't eat anything but SAUSAGE is cured with hypnosis; and an Altar is BURNED in a Louisiana catholic church after an alleged threesome involving a Priest on the altar, and the archbishop calls the act "Demonic".... what the f@cK?!?

CRAIG DOES HISTORY! Well, kinda. Recent history. Population control?!?! Perhaps.

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NEW RELEASE TIME! Get some yuk-yuks while on your afternoon drive home with Episode 33 of the GFY Social Club!

In studio today is nationally touring headliner comedian, the hilarious PAT SIROIS! Pat is a high energy dude, and this was a great interview. He talks about touring the country, getting booked on South By Southwest before it got COVID canceled, joke writing and material, why comedy is a "necessary stupid", getting his start in Connecticut by way of Killeen, TX., and of course - his podcast "Lie, Cheat and Steal" on iTunes and Patreon!

We've got the NEWS! The #ProudBoys Twitter hashtag is taken over by gay men; 'THE HULK' is charged with smashing President Donald Trump's Hollywood 'Walk of Fame' star; A man gets choked out on an Allegiant Airlines flight for not wearing a mask; 3 men blow up a Chinese Restaurant ATM in Philadelphia and don't recover any of the money; and Oklahoma City detention officers are charged with Cruelty for playing "Baby Shark" on loop!

Since it is still #SortaSoberOctober, there is no Booze Reviews this week...however, there IS another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! Florida man returns yet again...get out those bibles and thank Jesus.

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Hangover Monday...for real. It's GFY Social Club EPISODE 32!

Joining the show once again, this time in studio, is writer and comedian, SARA CLINE. They talk music, including what music genre to play during sex; Comedy talk and having a strong opener vs. a weak opener; St. Rogies saving Austin?; and failing Sober October after 48 hours. #SuckItOctober

Yep. NEWS! A Romanian town re-elects their mayor 2 weeks AFTER he died; a Canadian girl is known as "Horse Girl"; a NY man erects a large wooden penis on his front lawn and fights to keep it up; Virginia passes a bill that *finally* prohibits pre-arrest sex of detainees; and the man who pushed for heavy regulation on Black Lung benefits for years...applies for Black Lung benefits. Oh the irony.

CRAIG DOES HISTORY. Are you ready to learn about today in history?! #MeToo!

SPORTS! The 'Rona postpones yet another NFL game, and MLB finally has a breakthrough moment of no gay slurs being said on the field for the first time since 2016! **applause**

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It's another Hangover Monday - time to fire up Episode 30 of the GFY Social Club!

In the studio today is stand-up comedian, marketing whiz, and the super thirsty GABI MONTEMAYOR! She joins the dudes and talks about her "Words With Friends" cheating scandal; starting stand-up comedy in Chicago and moving back to her home in Austin; comedy starting back up and the battle between it being 'too-soon' or not; roasting Mike; and so much more!

It wouldn't be a show without NEWS! A Louisiana police officer who claimed that someone shot him...actually shot himself!; A man in Ozark, MO. is charged with ASSAULT after breaking a cop's hand with...his FACE; Used condoms are being washed, repackaged and resold in Vietnam; and the south's favorite restaurant, CRACKER BARREL, is adding ALCOHOL to it's menu for the first time in it's history!

CRAIG DOES HISTORY, with a lesson on an infamous gambling scandal.

SPORTS! Yep. And the 'fans' in Philadelphia are back at their usual horrible actions.

And a HUGE announcement for Episode 31 which will air on Thursday Oct. 1st! You don't want to miss this one!!

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It's another Hangover Monday. This time, we need some Ibuprofen. It's Episode 29 of the GFY Social Club.

Back in the studio today is the Original Offensive Orator, the Degenerate Discourser, the Abhorrent Asshole himself...MARTY CLARKE! He starts up the "Marty Party" with a fun little game of "Celebrity Shared Birthdays", he updates us all on his current biblical relationship with an actual NAZI, he attempts to 'booty call' COLTON DOWLING during his segment, some thoughts on stand-up comedy making its comeback after COVID, and so much more!

NEWS! Televangelist and convicted criminal Jim Bakker says that COVID masks are satanic because they block prayers; a London man is spotted wearing a LIVE SNAKE as a mask on a public transit bus; THE ROCK rips off an electric gate with his bare hands to avoid being late to a movie set; Oregon hires....GOATS??!...to help combat wild fires?!; and 4th stage dementia Presidential candidate Joe Biden attempts to appeal to Hispanic voters in Florida by playing (and dancing?) to "Despacito"?!?!

CRAIG DOES HISTORY? Kinda. We stick with the Celebrity birthdays and he tells us all about a true Horror legend.

SPORTS! Dallas Cowboys battling major injuries, and UFC President Dana White issues a warning to the NFL!

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Ready for the weekend?! So are we! Time to listen to Episode 28 of the GFY Social Club!

Joining Mike and Craig on this Thirsty Thursday is up and coming comedienne in Austin, TX. - the lovely SARA CLINE! Her dry humor and delivery will have you laughing as she talks about getting her published poetry works (yes, she is a published author), graduating from the University of Texas, her POLE DANCING skills (for real, she is also a pole dancer), her crush on stand-up comedian Sean Patton and how that STARTED her getting into stand-up herself, and so much more!

NEWS! Samuel L. Jackson will teach YOU to swear in 15 languages IF you vote!; the Oscar Meyer WEINERMOBILE is now taking bookings for WEDDING PROPOSALS?! Talk about getting the sausage!; Dr. Phil posts a TikTok video begging people to stop calling him "Daddy", so naturally...Social Media responds pretty heavily; a condo in Florida (shocker) goes on the market with a selling point that it's ENTIRE walls and ceilings are covered in BUDWEISER cans (no, Craig is not selling); and KFC shares new slogan ideas after temporarily scrapping 'Finger Lickin' Good', and just to help them out...we have another COUNTDOWN of new slogan ideas for KFC!

BOOZE REVIEWS?! Yep! It's time for an IPA. No beer-snobs allowed. Or hipster mustaches.

And yes, it wouldn't be Thirsty Thursday without another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! This week's dumbass comes from the wasteland of South Dakota, and he takes a new approach on....DEER....hunting?!

Try not to run anyone over while listening to this episode, pull over, have a drink, and #JoinTheClub

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What better way to start your week than with Episode 27 of the GFY Social Club?!?

In the studio today is stand-up comedian and military veteran BEN HORN! We talk going up for his first stand-up set at the age of 14 at the famous Velvet Room in Austin, working with some of his comedy influences, spending 10 years in the military and the humor that comes out of it, his recent bad date with another female comic in Austin then hosting her "Going Away show", and so much more!

Of course, there's NEWS! Amazon picks up a new television show starring Nicolas Cage as JOE EXOTIC from Tiger King?!; A Gambling website seeks to employ 'Cheeseburger tasters' to find America's best burger; Land owners decide segregation is cool again after purchasing 97 acres in Georgia to develop a 'Black Safe Community'; and former President Jimmy Carter's son used to smoke up on the White House roof with WILLIE NELSON??!

CRAIG DOES HISTORY again! This time it's all about the LOBOTOMY!

SPORTS!! Of course! FOOTBALL IS BACK (although the ratings might not say so)

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From Episode 25 of the GFY Social Club - this was the world premiere of The Jew Mafia's hit new single... "W.A.P."

The Jew Mafia - Gilbert Gottfried feat. Ben Shapiro

This is a GFY Social Club ORIGINAL!

Miss this episode?! Go back and listen on demand! Want new episodes?! Listen every Monday and Thursday night at 7 pm Eastern/6 pm Central! Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Anchor.FM, Pocketcasts, RadioPublic and many more!

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A day late yet again (thanks Labor Day!) It's F*cked Up Friday! It's Episode 26 of the GFY Social Club!

It's September 11, so as much as we all enjoy the jokes and ridiculous banter...we start the show with a tribute to those who lost their lives on that infamous day on September 11, 2001 with Lee Greenwood's rendition of "America The Beautiful".

THEN it's time for the bullsh*t to continue! Craig joins the show remotely after an ACTUAL LIVE-IN-PERSON comedy show! In Austin! Holy sh*t! Mike is joined in studio by JOSH CASTRO! And the special guest today?!?! A hilarious comic from New York City - ESPI RIVADENEIRA! She talks all about the current state of comedy in the Big Apple, as well as running multiple shows per week, leaving Austin in the middle of the night with no notice, dealing with a serious case of COVID, and much more!

Yep, there's NEWS! California wild fires started by yet another stupid 'Gender Reveal' party; a German man drinks 7 pints of his own PISS per day to "stay healthy"; a GOAT hops into a police cruiser, eats documents, headbutts the officer and DOESN'T get hurt; a Ukraine woman decides to chill out on the WING of an airplane after landing; and we check in on the latest between the CITY of DANBURY, CT.'s mayor and comedian JOHN OLIVER with their on-going feud. Spoiler alert - it's still 'pretty shitty'.

BOOZE REVIEWS is BACK!! It's been a hot minute since we have had our staple segment, but it returns just in time for the weekend. And it's a tasty BOURBON! Mike doesn't drink whiskey, so this should be good.

And of course, another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner! This one goes to a bigoted idiot running for school board in North Carolina. Then the CHALLENGE is put forth!

Help us honor those who lost their lives on 9/11/01, grab a cold beverage, have a few laughs with us and #JoinTheClub

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Labor Day is over so it's Torn-Up Tuesday! Time for, quite possibly, the most censored episode of the GFY Social Club - EPISODE 25!

Hanging out with Craig and Mike in the studio today is Los Angeles comedian, MIKE EATON! He sits down and talks starting comedy in Texas, moving to LA on a whim, dying his hair RAINBOW colors?!, his female doppelgänger from Dallas, being the house MC at Sal's Comedy Hole on Melrose, getting a regular hosting gig at the famous Icehouse in LA, going on the KILLTONY Podcast in the Original Room of the World Famous Comedy Store, and much more! This was a great interview! 

NEWS! A Nebraska man goes viral for speaking at a City Council meeting about renaming Bonless Chicken Wings; Italian Flat Earthers attempt to sail to the "edge" of the planet?!; Beer made from WHALE testicles and SHEEP dung?!?!

OH!! and Gilbert Gottfriend teams up with Ben Shapiro to debut a new song - the cover of Cardi B's "WAP"!! It's an exclusive heard ONLY HERE on the GFY Social Club Episode 25!!!! (We have connections!)

CRAIG Does History?! Nope. Craig WAS history on this Episode! (Not quite Ozzy Moon "Vomit in the studio" hammered, but pretty blasted) ... so we have a return of SPORTS!!! Deshaun Watson signs a huge contract extension, and College Football is back for real! And the only HISTORY Craig remembers for today is New York Giants losses. Then Craig drops his social security number on air?!?! WOW.

A really fun episode! Safeguard that social security number and #JoinTheClub

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We here at the GFY Social Club like to laugh and tell jokes. But we also have a soft side that wants to do good in the world. And Episode 24 does just that.

In the studio today is comedian, and a lifelong sufferer of JIBS, AARON SEROUSSI. He talks about how he got his start in comedy, moving around the country in his childhood, working in different places from Austin to Connecticut to San Francisco, living on a sailboat in the San Francisco bay area, and of course, his affliction of JIBS.

BEN SMITH also joins the show via satellite from the Barbara Bush Childrens Hospital, talking about his recent charity work there visiting the children in the JIBS ward and the daily struggle they are encountering. 

We have NEWS. A commercial pilot reports seeing a man on a jet-pack near LAX; a UC Berkeley study finds that Being an Asshole doesn't get you ahead in life; a star from the hit show TIGER KING is cast to be on the upcoming Dancing With The Stars; and a man goes through a "Poop Transplant" to cure his 'Drunkenness'?!?

A GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner that will chill you to the bone.

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Another Hangover Monday, get that Podcast Pedialyte with Episode 23 of the GFY Social Club!

In the studio today is comedian and professional shit disturber, ERICH SCHOLL! We get into the world of Stand-Up Comedy in Austin, doing acid at Texas State University, causing an online Austin virtue-signal RIOT over "running" an open mic during the early months of COVID, and Funniest Person in Austin.

NEWS! A tow truck that needs another tow truck to get towed; Bud Light keeps a California wild fire away from burning down a home; an Australian judge refuses to send a fat pedophile to jail; Hurricane Laura is the WOKE-est natural disaster of all time...and VERMIN SUPREME returns to run for SENATE?!?!

CRAIG gives everyone another history ... the MONA LISA gets LOOTED?! It's 2020. Or, is it 1911?!

SPORTS? NBA? Stupid. MLB?! Stupid. NHL?!? Stupid. NFL?!?!? STUPID!!! College Football?!? Go Central Arkansas BEARS!

This was a hilarious episode. So grab a beer, say "F*ck Trace" ...and #JoinTheClub

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It's Episode 22 of the GFY Social Club - the first ever LIVE episode from the clubhouse! This is an edited replay of the Facebook LIVE show from Thursday 8/27, and it was a fun show! The BS is still getting thrown around as the political season continues, and the "classic unwritten rule"  gets BENT yet again in this one!

After covering the 2020 DNC last week, the 2020 Republican National Convention is underway, and the Dudes are gonna make fun of this one too! Craig and Mike are joined in studio by the hilarious ARIELLE ISAAC NORMAN!

NotJamie has fired up the RNC's final night, with President Donald Trump as the keynote speaker in his acceptance speech, on the studio big screen in live time. And yes...it's time for the RNC DRINKING GAME! No one vomits today, so it's a win!

Don't worry, there's still NEWS... a 20 year old Woman who "died" is found still breathing in a Detroit funeral home; People STILL drinking Bleach, in North Texas??! (of course); and a really SHITTY Memorial facility naming in Danbury, CT. for comedian and political commentator John Oliver!

There's a really GREASY GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner today...

Politics are stupid, just like this show. But at least we are fun! #JoinTheClub

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Oh boy...It's Monday. It's Episode 21 of the GFY Social Club!

For the past 3 months, pretty much since Episode 2 ... Mike and Craig have been 'throwing shade' at their buddy, comedian COLTON DOWLING, just about every episode. Well, it's time for Colton to return the favor. Colton is IN-STUDIO....and it is Mike and Craig's "GAY OF RECKONING!!"

It is a very special episode! When final soundcheck was being completed, GOD (close personal friend of MyPillow's Mike Lindell) decided to interrupt to inform the Dudes of the 'Pod-pocalypse' that was about to happen! ....Nice!!! Celebrity appearances are the best!!!

NEWS! The DUTCH are combating "Wild Pissing" with...hemp urinals?! A German University is offering money to "Do Nothing" (calling all unemployed comics!), a Brazilian supermarket hides a dead body in the middle of the store under umbrellas, and...yes...FLORIDA MAN is back. :::Shocker::::

COLTON opens up about several things in the interview segment, including his web series project, "Van Damme Jean Claude" that was scheduled for feature at SXSW 2020 (until the 'Wu-Flu' canceled the iconic festival).

Oh...and of course, Craig helps to celebrate Austin's 'Pride Week' with a special CRAIG DOES HISTORY lesson for today!

Thank GOD it's Monday. Grab a sacramental White Claw and #JoinTheClub

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It's Episode 20 of the GFY Social Club - and it's a SPECIAL one! Yes, another special episode. A PRESIDENTIAL special episode!

The political season has officially kicked off, and the "classic unwritten rule" (no politics or religion when there is a drink in hand) gets BENT pretty heavily in this one! The 2020 Democratic National Convention is underway, and what better time to make fun of the whole institution than NOW?! Mike is joined in studio by comedians DEAN STANFIELD and OZZY MOON, both making their repeat appearances on the show.

NotJamie has fired up the DNC on CNN on the studio big screen in live time - and the Dudes partake in the DNC DRINKING GAME! (***Spoiler alert - Ozzy vomits before the end of the show!***)

Not only that, but there is still NEWS (with a political flavor)! A Virginia mayor urged to resign over a comment relating Kamala Harris to SYRUP?! Mississippi has a potential new state flag that "sucks", a restaurant screens patrons with scales, Kim-Jong Un introduces his country's new "delicacy", and....TRANSPARENT TOILET STALLS?!

Since it's the unofficial start of the weekend, it's BOOZE REVIEWS time, with a beer from 'Murica!

And despite the pomposity in the air from the gathering of phony politicians, we also have another GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner!

You know who doesn't lie to you?! Your beverage of choice and the GFY Social Club! #JoinTheClub

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It's THIRSTY THURSDAY at the GFY Social Club, and we have a very special Episode 19 for ya!

It is the "MAINE APPROPRIATION in EARNEST" (MAinE) episode! And it's a good one, Chumley!

Craig and Mike are joined in studio by fellow MAINAH, Stand Up Comedian and YouTube personality, ERIC PATNO! He dives into his stand up act, talks all things Maine, and also the 500 million comedy and music projects he has going on! This was an interview that was WICKED PISSAH!

NEWS, of course! US Park Services tells us that 'Friends don't let friends get eaten by Bears', Mia Khalifa is auctioning her signature jizz-soaked glasses for charity, the WORLD'S LAST BLOCKBUSTER is now an AIRBNB?! And of course, in perfect MAINE fashion, a 'MASKED MOOSE' is on the way to help with public health projects in the "South Of The North".

It wouldn't be a MAINE APPROPRIATION in EARNEST episode if CRAIG didn't give us a good 'ole Cunnin' Maine History lesson!

And BOOZE REVIEWS?!? Kinda. How about MOXIE SODA?!?!?! It's a MAINE STAPLE! A blind taste test, and a little mixology session with the FAMOUS Maine soda!

Big Episode! Way to go, Bub. AYUH! #JoinTheClub #Maine

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It's another Hangover Monday, so it's time for Episode 18 of the GFY Social Club!

In the studio today is Feature comedian, all the way from Rhode Island - BEN SMITH! He talks hosting and featuring at Clubs in several parts of the country as well as Japan, all things Rhode Island, and he has a very important cause to bring awareness to.  It's important. Like...super important.

NEWS! People are dying from drinking hand sanitizer, Kindergarten Cop gets canceled for being "too offensive", and the Twitter-Hacker teen has a court hearing that gets "Zoom-bombed"?!?

Speaking of Bombs, CRAIG gives everyone another history lesson for today.

SPORTS? Yup. You know it. Washington Football Team again?! Yup. You know it.

Oh...and the GFY Social Band debuts another new SONG to open the show?! Are you f*@kin' kidding me?!

So much fun to start the week. Crack open some cold hand-sani....errr..... adult beverages, and #JoinTheClub

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If you're goin'.....to San....Fran....Cisco.....

....be sure to .... BRING SOME BEVERAGES, ya pricks! It's Thirsty Thursday! It's Episode 17 of the GFY Social Club, ya bahhstids!

It's a another big show today! Craig and Mike are joined in the clubhouse today (via SATELLITE) with the hilarious QUEEN of Mutiny Radio in San Francisco...PAM BENJAMIN! It gets raunchy as she joins the Dudes to talk about MUTINY RADIO.FM, the Mutiny Radio Comedy Festival, her sexual desires for fat bald guys, and then a Masterclass on Stand-up comedy for young comics! Holy shit, What an interview!!

Of course, there is NEWS! Colorado Springs declares WAR on the word "F*@K"?!, South Korea issues a PSA to NOT Launder money...or microwave it, and Thousands of Sex-Crazed monkeys take over a town??!? Must be 2020.

And since it's Thirsty Thursday, there is BOOZE REVIEWS. Since it's San Francisco night, Anchor Brewing Company's "Anchor Steam Beer" is reviewed.

And a morbid GOLDEN BONER AWARD winner?!? We thought Casey Anthony was out of the news for good....?

It's almost the weekend. Crack a cold one and #JoinTheClub

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It's Torn-up Tuesday. Yeah, it's a day late, but better late than never! (GFY, Apple). It's EPISODE 16! It's a good one, too. Don't believe me? Just give it a listen!

The Dudes are in the #Clubhouse with a good buddy, fellow comedian DAVE JAY, and it's a silent "cancel style" show!

Dunkin' Donuts causes rage, FYRE Festival merch is BACK ON SALE by the US Marshalls, another #FloridaMan story, and a New Zealand chain of Dominoes Pizza restaurants pull a KAREN promotion. This leads to some good food talk...including, the best type of TOAST! You know...white, wheat, pumpernickel, sourdough, Bl.....nevermind. You get it! Breakfast toast is all that matters in this conversation!

And with the format change in full effect....the Monday show now has SPORTS! The Power 5 College football conferences looking to SECEDE from NCAA?!? Trevor Bauer for MLB COMMISSIONER?!?

And yes...we have another CRAIG does HISTORY today! We learn about one of the most vile human beings of all time...and throw some jokes in there!

Why get upset, when you can just laugh?!? #JoinTheClub

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Thirsty Thursday and Episode 15?! Let's f*@king do this!!

Mike is ornery, Craig is jolly, and for some reason...they invited one of the LOUDEST, most BRASH guests possible to hang out in the #Clubhouse so far... Chicago stand-up comedian BOB KEEN!! It pretty much goes downhill from there.

Vodka is a cure for CoronaVirus? OK...listening. Obesity is a sign of corruption in politics?!? OK, no shit...still listening. The SPACE FORCE spends huge on a HORSE?! What the...?!? And ... a WalMart couple wears NAZI masks while claiming to NOT be Nazis. OK, seriously, what the f*@k?!?!

Who doesn't love SPORTS?! Perhaps the 30+ NFL stars that are opting out this 2020 season. And maybe Dr. Fauci...who seems to have flattened his CURVE, yet still having a huge payoff with his ROOKIE CARD!

Did you know that today is a huge day in FREEMASON (*Illuminati*) history?! CRAIG does HISTORY today!

Learn some interesting shit to tell all your cool friends this weekend. #JoinTheClub

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