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G.I. Joe and Barbie in Love

G.I. Joe and Barbie in Love

By Cyndi and Andrew

Brutally honest dating and relationship advice from an opposites-attract kind of couple who see life and love very differently: against her better judgement, she still believes in fairy tales; and he sees the simple truths through relationship BS-penetrating x-ray vision. Together, they give advice from opposing perspectives and try to guide you through the uncomplicated complicated journey to love.
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Episode #4: How to Make a Long-Distance Relationship Successful

G.I. Joe and Barbie in LoveMay 11, 2020

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Episode #12: Love Languages for Dating Dummies

Episode #12: Love Languages for Dating Dummies

Most people have heard of the five love languages as they pertain to relationships, but are they really a catch-all/solve-all for ensuring the perfect relationship? Will reading the book make you an overnight love guru. We think not. Listen in to hear are two cents (well, 4 cents - there are 2 of us) on the theory of the five love languages, and stay tuned for the end where Andrew will blow your mind with the keys to a successful relationship.
Feb 01, 202101:24:19
Episode #11: Stop Being a SH$*%Y Gift Giver!

Episode #11: Stop Being a SH$*%Y Gift Giver!

Holy crap, Valentine's Day is coming... what do I get her that won't land me in the dog house or on the couch?! Navigating the challenges of gift giving in relationship is a minefield of epic proportions. Trying to match up a gift with what she's expecting can be an unwinnable task, especially if you're not overly experienced in dating and relationships. When do I buy her flowers? What is too much? What is not enough? Are there just general gifts that all women like? Take a listen as Andrew takes the lead and interviews Cyndi about how not to screw up gift giving in a relationship, and save yourself the gift-giving stink eye.
Jan 15, 202101:07:11
Episode #10: What Being a Male Stripper Taught Me About Women and Relationships

Episode #10: What Being a Male Stripper Taught Me About Women and Relationships

"I was just stripping to get myself through college"... that's legit why my co-host was a stripper for a few years in college. Stripping is still something of a taboo job or job history, but being engaged to this former stripper, I wondered what kinds of insight that the job provided him into women, dating, and relationships. I know you're curious if not just to hear about some of the funny situations he got himself into and other things you won't likely have the chance to ask another male exotic dancer; from which outfit was most popular to stripper mix tapes to extremely uncomfortable three-way invitations. Take a listen to this bizarre episode. We promise that you'll be entertained!
Jan 04, 202101:27:56
Episode #9: How to Date an Alpha or Date Like an Alpha Male

Episode #9: How to Date an Alpha or Date Like an Alpha Male

Alpha males are rare and the most desired men... they're the 10's of the dating world, and they date the 10's of the opposite sex. What can women do to attract and date an alpha male, the James Bond of men, and what can men do to be like those alphas to attract the total package woman? Take it from this "power couple" - being an alpha or trying to date an alpha isn't for the faint of heart... listen and learn!
Oct 18, 202001:22:39
Episode #8: I Kissed a Cop and I Liked It! What is it really like to date a cop?

Episode #8: I Kissed a Cop and I Liked It! What is it really like to date a cop?

What is it about cops that women find attractive... is it the uniform, is it the authority?  What is it actually like to date a law enforcement officer?  Are real handcuffs as exciting as they sound when brought into the bedroom?  What do real cops think about the uniform when in fact, that uniform is worn by exotic dancers as a tool to excite women.  Tune in as your host Cyndi discusses with her co-host, Andrew (a law enforcement officer) what it's like to be in a relationship with a cop.

Jul 21, 202001:10:41
Episode #7: The Secret to Being Successful with Women

Episode #7: The Secret to Being Successful with Women

The more you can understand how the opposite sex thinks, the more successful you'll be at the game of love. Don't miss this episode where we talk about how both sides see common issues in relationships, and learn G.I. Joe's secret to being successful with women!
Jun 21, 202001:09:59
Episode #6: Can Bad Boys Become Boyfriend Material?

Episode #6: Can Bad Boys Become Boyfriend Material?

Why are women drawn to bad boys when they are notorious for being unstable relationship material?  Can a bad boy ever be changed to become great long-term, boyfriend material?  Take a listen from a reformed bad boy's perspective!

Jun 05, 202050:32
Episode #5: The 1-10 Ratings System Explained

Episode #5: The 1-10 Ratings System Explained

Ever wondered how both genders come up with someone's number based on the 1-10 number rating scale? Do men and women rate on the same criteria, and what are those criteria? Tune in to hear both sides of the system explained!
May 25, 202001:01:37
Episode #4: How to Make a Long-Distance Relationship Successful

Episode #4: How to Make a Long-Distance Relationship Successful

Long distance relationships are HARD, but maybe they're better. What do you do when you live in a small town, and you've dated every eligible bachelor... who sacrifices more in a long distance relationship, how do you make these kinds of relationships work to make your life better? Tune in, and find out!
May 11, 202040:05
Episode #3: Understanding Female Manipulation & Why Men Can't Resist a Damsel in Distress

Episode #3: Understanding Female Manipulation & Why Men Can't Resist a Damsel in Distress

Women are stronger and more independent than ever, but classic female manipulation still works - why? Are you consciously acting a certain way to get what you want, or is it your subconscious taking over? Do men know they're being manipulated, and if they do, why do they allow it to happen? Listen and find out the honest truth from a man who is an expert at playing the game and what his love thinks about his theories.
Apr 29, 202041:34
Episode #2: (Prequel) - “Why the name G.I. Joe and Barbie in Love”?

Episode #2: (Prequel) - “Why the name G.I. Joe and Barbie in Love”?

How did we come up with the podcast name “G.I. Joe and Barbie in Love”? Who are we, and why would you want to take our advice about dating and love? Join us as we rewind the podcast clock to fill you in on how it all started.
Apr 24, 202025:50
Episode #1: How to Be Successful with Online Dating

Episode #1: How to Be Successful with Online Dating

When it comes to online dating, it's a brutal, fast-paced Colosseum of chaos. What kinds of profile photos will help you to get more responses, what should you (or shouldn't you) write in your bio, what does it mean if you bring flowers on a first date? Online dating tips and insights from a power couple who found love using online dating.
Apr 20, 202048:09
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