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Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

Oh, what a Glorious Morning!

By Radio Mylar
A night owl on his journey to becoming a freaking morning person... and sharing his royally messed up dreams along the way.

I keep hearing about the most successful people out there having these stringent 'morning routines', who wake up early, charging out their front doors, screaming some war cry as they face the day.

I’ll be talking about everything to do with sleep, sleep disorders, morning and night routines, and more, and share some of the weirdest dreams I can remember in a long time, hopefully giving you a laugh. Eventually, maybe I’ll even wake up earlier than noon!
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Learning about headaches in the night, and driving a nail into your head! Related?
Ep 53: Third last episode! Boy, what a show we have for you today. Patrick, from the podcast, 'We Live on the Planet' gives us one of his bizarre dreams of self-torture which I attempt to analyze, and then we learn all about the wonderful world of headaches in the middle of the night and what to do about them. So stick me snug in your ear-holes and come have a laugh! If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
12:15
April 10, 2020
Dream Guru Kat O'Keefe, and paragliding over the rainforest looking for my dead dog! Fun!
Ep 52: Over two months! That must be some sort of record! I wonder if I can break it. I’m just kidding, I’ll upload more frequently, I promise. This episode we have the lovely guest star Kat O’Keefe, dream guru, to analyze one of my insane dreams! I go paragliding over the Amazon rainforest while Stitch from Lilo and Stitch comes to eat me. Also, The Notorious B.I.G. comes and visits my hot yoga class. If for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
20:35
March 19, 2020
The Power of Naps! And Ryan Reynolds dangling from a hot air balloon.
Ep 51: this episode we dive into the wonderful, magical, and some might say mythical, world of naps! And we delve right into my subconscious where I desperately want to be Ryan Reynolds, the man himself, exploring his messed up childhood with his mother and an air balloon. It’s the post holiday New Year’s special! Have all of your New Year’s resolutions at hand and get ready to crumple them up and throw them in the garbage. We’re gonna make you feel great, just for you being you! Not like anyone actually gets a hold of me, but if for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
10:13
January 2, 2020
The 50th episode AND 1 Year anniversary! Holy crap! We party with TWO hyperactive guests!
Ep 50! For the one-year anniversary, and 50th episode, I have two awesome guests on the show! Patrick, from, ‘We live on a planet’, and Rhys, from ‘Podstarter’. I hang out in my hot podcasting studio, and talk about a dream where I create whipped cream at lightning speed, confusing the hell out of a nearby security guard. Super super fun!... Never not fun. It’s been a year already!! Ahhhhh! What am I doing with my life? Not like anyone actually gets a hold of me, but if for some bizarre reason you feel like it, here’s where you can stalk me: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
42:45
November 13, 2019
Kids in the Hall of the World; and having an accountability partner!
Ep 49: it appears I’m really bad at keeping up to date with this. My bad! Well this episode is a great one. You get to hear all about my drinking patterns, and a cassette player that magically makes everyone swap sexes and gender. PLUS, I found something that actually works at waking me up in the morning! Thanks for listening! You’re wonderful, and smell like rainbows. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
14:22
October 8, 2019
Britney Spears’ food truck, and the effect of heat waves on sleep! Fun! #podcast #comedy #nightmares
Ep 48: Holy crap, has it been a long time since I’ve uploaded one of these. My bad! I was busy doing a whole lot of nothing. This episode has a wacky dream about a movie theatre on top of a giant mountain with the worlds longest escalator ever, AND we learn some schist about how your sleep is affected by extreme heat! One guess: it’s a lot of fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
09:36
August 20, 2019
Will Ferrel x 3! Escape from evil’s clutches. It’s the Seinfeld episode!
Ep 47: I have two very, very weird dreams. One of which I can’t tell you about, and the other I can’t remember. Essentially nothing dramatic happens in this episode, making it the Seinfeld episode! Lucky you! Super fun! Never not fun. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
07:23
July 8, 2019
Whiskey, foot baths, whiskey, clowns, whiskey, quitting drinking.
Ep 46: Terribly sorry for not putting out an episode in a while! I’ve been busy with a job! Yep, you heard me right, I got an actual job. I’m editing a TV show and it’s kind of fun, and I’m even getting up in the morning. We’ll talk about that! As well as whiskey. And whiskey. Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
11:17
June 26, 2019
The effects of sugar on your sleep! And I angrily direct a commercial in the desert.
Ep 45: Holy crap I had a weird dream tonight. Like, sweet Jesus. I also talk about the effects of sugar on your sleep because I’ve… maybe… gotten back into the chocolate covered raisins and Gingerale. Shut up. Don’t look at me like that. Link at the very bottom to send me a voicemail! Want to send me your dreams or just say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
12:33
June 9, 2019
We learn how alcohol affects your sleep... I’m hungover, shut up.
OK, there may have been whiskey involved last night. That’s why this episode, we’re going to learn allllll about how alcohol, that lovely delightful, delicious, almost near perfect elixir of the Gods, mayyyy mess with your sleep a bit. Just a wee bit. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
08:47
May 26, 2019
Coffee naps? And I should have grabbed that shotgun...
Episode 43: I'm forced to eat raw turkey meat at gunpoint in a war-zone. WTF. And we learn how guns represent sexual pain? And then talk about how coffee naps are suuuuuper not effective at all, but still really neat. Also, I'm now on podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
15:51
May 21, 2019
A tribute to my friend’s pet, and my love of hide and seek.
Episode 42: this is a weird episode, sobering, educational, a little funny maybe? I don’t know, I’m tired and I haven’t eaten yet. Enough about me! What are you up to? Tell me about your day! Why am I always the one doing the talking?… Now on Podcoin! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
10:52
May 13, 2019
Telekinesis! Teleportation! Making out with strange Hawaiians!
Episode 41: I have a dream where I develop telekinesis and teleportation, while zipping around beautiful Hawaiian islands, and I’m disappointed that my powers aren’t good enough… What the heck is wrong with me? Oh, and there’s also a weird elevator that apologizes for stopping somewhere it shouldn’t. I interpret the hell out of this dream!... I probably shouldn’t have... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
15:01
May 7, 2019
Millions of dollars in damage, near the velvet pit of despair. Fun times!
Ep 40: What a joy ride! The police chief will never catch me, ha ha Ha ha ha! Mainly because the police chief is an idiot. Also, in reality, my sleep schedule’s getting much better! And my weekends are getting a little crazier… It hasn’t been a good mix. I’ll talk about that too. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
11:48
April 28, 2019
The history of LUBE, and a blind bounty hunter who has to pee.
Ep 39: I actually managed to stay awake for 24 hours, sleep for eight, then stay awake for another 24 hours, just to reset my sleep schedule! And it worked!… Kind of. Then I partied. I can’t help myself. Oh and I dive into the world of lubrication. You’re welcome! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
14:50
April 22, 2019
I attempt to do something really stupid this coming Sunday!…
Ep 38: This week on my ridiculous weekly update, I’ve continued to fail as a human being! Why has this winter been so hard for me? Why can’t I function like a regular person? Why do I want to punch myself in the face? These are all excellent questions to be asking yourself in the wee hours of the morning, while drenched in self-loathing! Yay! Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
07:51
April 12, 2019
The joys of sleep apnea!...and making out in a trash heap.
Ep 37: I have a dream about my ex girlfriend drawing really dirty drawings in a wheatfield by stomping down wheat! Super fun. Super, super fun. Then we learned some… stuff… about sleep apnea! And the joys of that. Again... super fun. Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
16:25
April 4, 2019
My night owl chronicles continue! My ridiculous weekly update.
Ep 36: I’m not sure my night owl routine is helping me to de-stress, but at least I go see a horror movie... Want to send me your dreams or say hi? Find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
10:56
April 3, 2019
The night owl chronicles! My ridiculous weekly update.
Ep 35: An update as I go through my routine of struggling with my natural state of being a night owl. Super fun. Suuuuuper fun. Want to send me your dreams, or just say hi? You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
08:57
March 21, 2019
Do you have ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’? Here’s what to do about it...and a tap dancing bear.
Ep 34: this episode we talk about ‘Delayed sleep phase syndrome’, and what to do about it if you have it! I talk about the crazy job I had where I got paid to play video games for 12 hours straight when I was a night owl, and I interpret my dream about a tap dancing bear which was trying to warn me to… not tap dance in the future? If you’d like to submit your dreams for interpretation, or just wanna say hi, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
22:00
March 17, 2019
It’s time to retool this damn thing. Plus, Simba gets the snot kicked out of him.
Ep 33: I’m sick. I’m cranky. It’s cold out and there are wolves after me. I don’t wanna DO this... but I’m gonna. I’m still at these places for some godforsaken reason: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
08:31
March 4, 2019
Eating cat food; Jim Carey sends himself to hell; interpreting other’s dreams!
Ep 32: I eat out of a can of cat food! Yep. That’s a thing. Jim Carrey fights with his double, and then I interpret a friend’s dream where he’s surrounded by king cobras while fishing with his family… Let me know how good of a job of interpreting that dream I did! I think I deserve a gold star. If you want to send me your dream for me to interpret, or just to say hi and tell me how pretty I am, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
12:07
February 25, 2019
It’s mah BIRTHDAY! YAYYYYYY!!!
Ep 31: It’s my 40th birthday, and I ain’t doin nuttin’! ...Ok ok, I’ll give ONE Dream, but THAT’S IT. If you want to get ahold of me to remind me just how old I really am (In case you think it’s slipped my failing memory), you can get ahold of me at any of these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
03:11
February 21, 2019
Ep 30: A Quiet Place with idiots; New York underwater; and a yogi punk instructor!
Ep 30: My yoga instructor is in a punk band, I find myself in the movie , “A Quiet Place” but with stupid people, I DON’T go out and drink with a woman after midnight, and I put some real hard thought into possibly interpreting my dreams for the first time! OH! And it’s my birthday soon! Yay birthday! If you would like to get ahold of me and aren’t from the tax collection department, you can find me at these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
14:43
February 18, 2019
I’M ON ALL THE PODCASTS! Plus, my aluminum mutant power!
Ep 29: I am on four different podcasts today! Four! I’ll tell you all about them, come on in, take a seat, have a tea, put your feet up. I also have a dream about my new mutant power! Where I’m able to shoot metal poles straight out of the ground to stop would be attackers from chasing me... I’m sure the X-Men will be calling me any day now. If you’d like to get a hold of me for any reason at all, you can find me these fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Instagram: OhWhatAGloriousMorning Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
13:18
February 14, 2019
Iceland murder conference... & 100 year old florist improv!
Ep 28: Quite possibly one of my favourite dreams ever... I’ll never look at Iceland conferences the same way again?... Plus, I’m asked to play a 100 year old florist! And that wasn’t a dream! I’ve been toying with the idea of starting a new segment called “Adventures in dream interpretation!” You lucky bastards with enough cojones to actually send in your dreams- now is the time! You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
11:02
February 10, 2019
My morning snack/pet; a killer microwave; and a murderous dojo showdown.
Ep 27: My mother sure does know how to make the weirdest cup of coffee in the world, with a microwave that wants to kill us?… Plus, I discover a morning routine that seems to actually work for me!… If I could ever, actually, DO the thing. We get some wonderful call ins this episode as well. So check us out, and come and send me your goddamn dreams! You can find me at all of these fine establishments: Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
11:10
February 7, 2019
Patrick from, “We Live on a Planet” joins me today! We chat about SO MANY THINGS. It’s a good time!
Ep 26: Today, I have my very first guest! The very special Patrick, from the podcast, “We live on a planet”. We talk about just about everything under the sun, including the time that I was attacked by a sleep paralysis demon… as well as when he interviewed random Walmart shoppers when he was first starting out. It’s a good time, so come check us out! Come find me make a fool of myself on these other fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
42:08
February 3, 2019
Walter White’s famous porn scene; and infecting my gym again!
Ep 25: Being sick at the gym is suuuuuper fun. Actually, they did a study on just that, which I talk about. Also, Walter White does a porn (you heard me). They did NOT do a study on that. Come find me make a fool of myself on these other fine establishments! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn Https://OhWhatAGloriousMorning.carrd.co
09:51
January 31, 2019
Hippie Mountain; and Fight club for seniors!
Ep 24: Stealing glasses from Hippies on Hippie mountain, and beating the crap out of old ladies. Oh, and I’m still sick (yay!). Can it get any better than this? Come tell me your dreams and maybe I’ll put them on the show! Anchor.fm/GloriousMorning Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
09:35
January 28, 2019
Childhood fight club; orphanage loan shark; & crows still hate me.
Ep23: A new Intro! Orphan Annie is broke and a fight club breaks out in my childhood home. OH, and I’m going to be suuuuuper sleep deprived this weekend, so THAT’ll be fun. So much fun.... Fun. Come tell me your dreams and maybe I’ll put them on the show! Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
15:51
January 24, 2019
Star Wars birthday war; sock thief; learnin’ the social media’s. #podcast #comedy #mornings
Ep 22: Anything Star Wars is always fun, especially when it involves ten year old Mexican guides. Oh, and someone stole my freaking sock from the gym! GRRRRRR. Let me know your dreams! Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
12:25
January 21, 2019
Avengers vs a bunch of plants; tarantula of doom; and being super Mario.
Ep 21: The Avengers fight a PLANT (to be fair, it’s a scary plant). Plus, two dream submissions from some fellow fans (one of them is too closely related to porcupine porn for my comfort...) Heading to the folks for the weekend to enjoy some digital fishing. Let me know your dreams! Facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
12:59
January 17, 2019
Ep 20! Cat-Island; laser tag where the mob keeps dead bodies; & a FB page!
Ep 20: So Cat-island was a fun place to visit. Can I dream about THAT again? It’s episode twenty! Huzzah! I sweat it out at the gym again and finally finish the Facebook page which was a lot easier than I thought it would be. Like, way easier. This should have been done days ago. I chastise myself thusly. www.facebook.com/OhWhatAGloriousMorning And I’m on the twit too! @OhGloriousMorn
13:28
January 14, 2019
Sherlock, the perfume master; and games for baby in the pitch dark.
Ep 19: I discover just how easy it is to make perfume when you’re the world’s greatest detective... and how difficult it is to fall asleep on time when you want to have anything of a social life involving zombies. Come send me a voice message and say hi using the Anchor app! Or say hi using twitter too, that’s also ok I GUESS.
11:46
January 10, 2019
The side effects of Vegetarianism; my ex fails the Ultimate Beastmaster.
Ep 18: New year, New You! This episode my ex girlfriend comes to haunt me in my dreams AGAIN, and my friend lies about how he’s going to convert to *snicker*... vegetarianism. Oooh, and Facebook and Instagram coming this week! Find me on either the anchor app, or on Twitter @ohgloriousmorn
08:11
January 6, 2019
A French Maniac and my mother; plus a spiteful horse. It’s NYE!
Ep 16: New Year’s Eve, 2018! We talk about a French Maniac and my mother. What a show, ladies and gentlemen, what a show. Find me on the anchor app and send me a message with your New Years resolutions and how you plan to break them almost immediately! Also, you can find me twitting here: @OhGloriousMorn Happy 2019 everyone!
05:40
December 31, 2018
Feast of Mithras! And cookie giveaway...
It’s Christmas! Time to get my folks on the net and send out cookies to strangers. Do YOU have any weird dreams? Now’s the time to send them to me, as it’s Christmas and I’m in the spirit of giving. This won’t last long. I’m usually cantankerous
07:57
December 25, 2018
Wet Soggy Sand World, and Mylar gets real for a moment.
Confessions of a sleep deprived morning person. This episode I get a little real and talk about what’s going on in my life. Fun! And a weird dream involving a lot of soggy sand. Find me on twitter or anchor and tell me about a dream YOU had recently! Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
11:53
December 18, 2018
#14: Self esteem jab, and ‘when crows attack’.
It’s 5am! Surprise! Sleep is for the weak, apparently. Today we listen to some messages from some awesome listeners, and hear me talk about my ongoing video project from hell again. Fun! Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Mayyyybe I’ll put it up for the world to hear. Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
07:14
December 14, 2018
#13: Spider-man does NOT save the city, and the walk of shame at the gym.
Work, work, work, is that all I do these days? It seems I’m still able to squeeze in a freakin weird dream now and then though. Another apocalyptic dream for you (why do THOSE keep happening?). Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Unless it’s just too weird, then keep that sh!t to yourself... Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
07:10
December 11, 2018
Helpful shower advice; back-alley cartoon circles, short film madness.
Episode 12 is finally here! Are you excited?... No? Who asked you anyway? This episode features a dream of me being a back-alley artist, the fact that I’ve screwed my entire sleep schedule due to a short film a handful of people on Facebook will see, and some lovely advice from my friend Rhys at The Commuter Chronicles podcast. Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! Unless it’s just too weird, then keep that sh!t to yourself... Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
08:53
December 9, 2018
Hell week: Makeout with Leo DiCaprio, & surprise massage.
oin me as this night owl attempts to become a morning person! This episode features , a man who clearly does not understand elevators, a weird dream with Leonardo DiCaprio, and a very, VERY surprise massage. Find me on twitter or Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had recently! I can’t be the only one having these things... Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
15:42
December 4, 2018
Howie, Jake the Snake Roberts, and How to get an adult job.
Episode ten is upon us! I’m wrestling with keeping a routine going as I work late into the night, recreating A Christmas Carol with my buddy Tony. Meanwhile, my friend Howie comes for a visit from Toronto and tells me about a dream he had with Jake the Snake Roberts and an angry ginger Mayor. Find me on twitter or on Anchor and tell me about any weird dream you had last night! Maybe I’ll start using other people’s dreams on this thing. As if mine aren’t weird enough... Twitter: @OhGloriousMorn
07:37
December 2, 2018
Tim Ferriss’ morning, Frodo gets sick, Liam Neeson’s Waterworld.
Skip to 6:30 if you don’t wanna hear two batsh*t crazy dreams I had. This time we try Tim Ferriss’ morning routine, complete with 30 whole seconds of exercise! And I actually meditated. For reals (I love you, heart...) If you liked this, feel free to check out the others. And if you REALLY liked it, leave a rating on iTunes as a way to thank me. If you hated it, just... put the phone down and walk away slowly...
13:21
November 29, 2018
Super barista Forest makes me bulletproof and talks about muse meditation!
WOW I got caffeine practically rammed up me arse in this one! We (of course) start off with a SUPER weird dream, then dive into meditation and finally get a barista to loudly swear in her place of work. Oh, I’m also awake earlier!
18:32
November 27, 2018
Ex-gf dreams, harps, rent-a-cops, and my buddy Howie falls asleep.
This time you get TWO weird dreams, straight from my deranged brain! I get chased down an escalator by rent-cops for filming a harp, I get invited to a free yoga class (which I should have paid for), and I hear from my buddy Howie in Toronto who was going to tell me about his morning routine...
08:35
November 25, 2018
Quick update on how my life is falling apart.
My sleep schedule is now REVERSED thanks to work. I’m waking up when the sun goes down. I WILL FIX THIS. Also, it’s really damn cold out.
02:35
November 22, 2018
Failing at life; Failing at laundry; Rhys and the Polar bear.
WELL- you might as well just SKIP this episode about how to wake up early, as I managed to get to sleep by around 7am. GAHHHHH. I will fix this. I will! Don’t look at me like that. Just kidding, please don’t skip this...
09:03
November 20, 2018
Ninja turtles and cocaine, a very cold Welshman, & infecting my gym
My ongoing quest to wake up early and be... productive?
08:40
November 18, 2018
Dan Brown’s morning, a nutty smoothie, and police brutality
Today I try Dan Brown’s morning routine, in my ongoing quest in becoming a morning person and thus, highly successful person...
07:41
November 16, 2018
I f*cked up.
An update into the marvels of my stupidity
01:22
November 15, 2018
Patton Oswalt, zombies, & the gym
My weird dreams and bedtime snacks
08:44
November 13, 2018