The Guinea Pig Girls

The Guinea Pig Girls Try Preparedness. If this past year has taught us anything it's that anything can happen! Susannah and Kristen expand their knowledge of safety and emergency preparedness, as well as discover there is an art to building the perfect, essential "go-bag" (AKA "bug-out bag").  If some otherworldly or unexpected disaster struck today, would they survive? 

The Guinea Pig Girls Try Thanksgiving with Cozy Cocktails. Learn new whiskey cocktail recipes from Epicurious touting winter survival. With additional CDC tips on how to safely distance over Thanksgiving, as well as additional ideas to spice up your holiday traditions! 

The Guinea Pig Girls Try to Save The Post Office. Learn about the history of the United States Postal Service (USPS) and how you can continue to support USPS. Especially with this upcoming election, we need a functional, sustainable USPS now more than ever. 

The Guinea Pig Girls Try to Survive a Pandemic. How are they maintaining sanity? How are they faring under these new guidelines? How are they even receiving their groceries? What's the vibe in their respective cities (New York City and Key West)?  And, how are they planning stay engaged in the future? Any new "Guinea Goals" on the horizon for you?  Let us know how you're doing!

The Guinea Pig Girls Try to Get Lost. Adventure walks, notes of good cheer, super hero babies and frosé. Can they get lost on a 2 by 4 island? 

The Guinea Pig Girls try to learn about and be successful on New Years Eve. Why do we drop a ball in Times Square every year? Why did we start making resolutions? 

The Guinea Pig Girls get crafty with Yarn Llamas! With help from bourbon, leftover bread, and friendship, the Guinea Pig Girls see how their skills stack up compared to 8 year olds. Want your own Yarn Llama? It’s Craft-tastic! Yarn Llama: https://amzn.to/2LshSEQ

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The Guinea Pig Girls, Susannah and Kristen, throw flour into the wind and very, very scientifically try to make bread, or something like that. Inspired by the recipe of NYTimes columnist Mark Bittman, and the bakery goodness of Kristen’s show roommate, actress and bread maker Jacqueline Madejski, the Guinea Pig Girls try to make something that won’t kill them and might even be edible! We want to hear from you! 

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Susannah, Kristen and their friend Jackie take a stage combat workshop from actor and stage combat coach Mathias Maloff. Mathias is the founder of Piraseas inc. www.piraseasinc.com. Thank you to Penny Leto and the Coffeemill Dance Studio for the space.

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The Guinea Pig Girls try to money! In this episode, we talk about things we’ve tried or want to try to be better at money. Financial Gym, Mint.com, vanguard Roth IRA, QRSTUV. We talk to actresses and financial scrappy scruffy Gurus Traci Bear and Katie Mitchell. (Alert, so much hilarity needed to be cut from our interview because as you do when you’re New Yorkers, we all talked at the same time... which means, we understand everything we say, but no one else can. Just know whatever was cut was hilarious and brilliant.) And, as always, hosted by Susannah, Kristen and Paddington. https://www.tracibair.com/

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In this weeks episode of The Guinea Pig Girls, they review previous goals, successes and failures. Susannah's legs are less itchy, Kristen’s armpits turned black, and other tedious tales of woe. Did the plants live? Find us, like us, rate us, but only if it’s good 😂 Link to Kristen’s vote them out parody song with Carly Kincanon as harmonizer and supportive friend extraordinaire! https://youtu.be/gShwRbqvDP0 https://www.carlykincannon.com/

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The Guinea Pig Girls Try DIY! From homemade deodorant to shaving concoctions, listen to their successes and pitfalls and learn about their chosen recipes. Resources provided below.
Skin deep cosmetics database: https://www.ewg.org/skindeep/
Wellness Mama: https://wellnessmama.com/
Dr. Axe: https://draxe.com/
Gorgeously Green 

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Hosts: Kristen Michelle & Susannah Wells
Weight watchers free month! https://www.weightwatchers.com/us/checkout/iaf/?iaftoken=3E807D3E00

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The Guinea Pig Girls Try To Be Psychic! Kristen and Susannah dust off their witchy wiles, trying their hand at tasseography and scrying, as well as sharing personal psychic reading experiences. Do they spill hot tea on themselves? Are their futures bright? Listen to find out!
Books: The Fortune-telling book by Gillian Kemp. The Thought Exchange by David Friedman.
Podcast suggestions: Happier with Gretchen Rubin & Happier in Hollywood

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Our first Episode! Susannah Wells and Kristen Michelle try to do a podcast. They describe themselves using the ever reliable and fully accurate BuzzFeed quizzes, and Pottermore. Like us! Subscribe! Or just don’t hate us. 

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