The Gunkhole State Park Podcast
By Gunkhole Productions
STARRING:
Alex Nichols
Bonnie Gager
Chris Gropp
PRODUCED AND EDITED BY:
Alex Nichols
MUSIC BY:
audionautix.com
The Gunkhole State Park PodcastMay 25, 2020
Destination: Passport - Episode 1: Doneymoon (with Rach Angard)
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P.S. The rangers fell into the gunkhole and died but hopefully they'll be able to do an episode from the afterlife soon!
Episode 35: The Function is Hots (with Spencer Lott)
The rangers talk about how Gunkhole State Park might actually be weird and bad. Then, Dippin' Dots vending machine technician Smits Bensen (Spencer Lott) stops by to service the park's Dippin' Dots machine and probably nothing else.
Episode 34: Likely Unlikely Story (with Bryan Duff)
The rangers discuss the potluck, which was disastrous for The Beef Man but very positive for the punctuation cult. Then, local investigative reporter Rece Roberts (Bryan Duff) takes the rangers to task for their most recent bad deeds.
Episode 33: Nature's Sock (with Amar Risbud)
The rangers provide updates on their cult (Chris), campaign (Bonnie), and cool family life (Alex) before sitting down with cryptid hunter Coleman Riteaid (Amar Risbud), who is searching for the Gunkhole Gapsquatch... and maybe more!
Episode 32: A Wet Kid's Always a Laugh (with Sarah Shockey)
The rangers discuss cults, tattoo-related health, and Ranger Alex's thing. Then, safety infector Sconce Bentley (Sarah Shockey) stops by to give the rangers some safety tips and also fall in love.
Episode 31: Almost a Trip Down Memory Lane (with Alana Johnston)
Back in the park at last, the rangers discuss Ranger Alex's avoidant tendencies, Ranger Bonnie's political campaign, and Ranger Chris's newfound passion for punctuation. Then, Hollywood actress Just Sheila (Alana Johnston) stops by to tell the rangers about the forest-based movie she's making with the little boy from The Sixth Sense.
Episode 30: A Goodwill Dinner (with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
The rangers are coming to you LIVE from The Rose Hole in beautiful Pasadena, California, where they will finally meet The Rock (Dwayne Johnson), the extremely rich and famous wrestler-turned-movie star who has built a fracking themed amusement park on Gunkhole State Park land!
Episode 29: A Fully Human Ass (with Jonah Cooper)
After last week's fiasco at the La Brea Tar Pits, the rangers are still in LA, waiting for their chance to finally meet Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Their guest is Stoney (Jonah Cooper), an actual rock with a unique perspective.
A Message from Ranger Alex
See ya next week!
Episode 28: Under Every Park is a Dungeon (with Nico Carter)
The rangers are in Death Valley, where they've been having fun despite drinking very little water. Their guest is desert enthusiast Bingo Williams (Nico Carter), who talks about his crypto business and shares some family secrets.
Episode 27: Stupid as a Pack of Salami (with Claire Favret)
En route to Hollywood, the rangers stop in Las Vegas to sample everything it has to offer: entertainment, gambling, and getting robbed at gunpoint multiple times. Then, they welcome casino manager Gina Tortellini (Claire Favret), who's been dealing with a celebrity-related problem of her own.
Episode 26: Everybody's Drinkin' Their Piss (with Yasmine Baharloo)
The road trip continues to Nevada, where the rangers are staying in beautiful Hoover Damp State Park. They discuss Manti Te'o, the beauty of disgusting things in nature, and the giant muscular beaver that Ranger Bonnie has failed to seduce. Then, they welcome friendly drifter Tina (Yasmine Baharloo), who lists her top five tips for going off the grid, talks about how the band Queen inspired her, and dishes on her peculiar relationship history.
Episode 25: Cuddle Up Like Little Ticks (with Will Hines)
The rangers are on the road to Hollywood where they hope to confront Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and take Gunkhole State Park back from the fracking themed amusement park. While staying at a park in Utah, they meet Bobby Casey (Will Hines), a very chill mole person who loves a capella and ice cream sandwiches.
Episode 24: Riiiiiip (with Erin Keif)
Ranger Chris provides an update on his attempt to Erin Brockovich the frackers, Ranger Bonnie reports her findings re: The Rock Connection, and Ranger Alex reads a powerful poem. Then, aggressive lawyer Lily Outrageous (Erin Keif) gives the rangers yet another problem to deal with.
Episode 23: Being a Human is Hard (with Jon Matteson)
Episode 22: A Virgin at the Time (with Chris McGillivray)
The rangers take us behind the scenes of the reality show they're making to promote the park and discuss the addictions they've developed in the process. Then, college film student and reality show crew member Preston Oxman (Chris McGillivray) joins to share what drew him to reality television.
Episode 21: Round Up, Dude (with Carly Garber)
The rangers talk about how time and space have been warped since they ate human flesh. Then, they welcome Lorraine Jeffries (Carly Garber), a controversial Bachelor contestant who is just at the park to reconnect with nature and not for any other reason.
Episode 20: My Salty Little Dip (with Waleed Mansour)
The rangers discuss enablers, different types of straws, and art. Then, park resident Fan C. Jackson (Waleed Mansour) stops by to chat about his cooking and read from the TV pilot he wrote.
Episode 19: Ziiiiiip (with Adal Rifai)
The rangers do some catching up before welcoming local child Li'l Pete Stachio (Adal Rifai), who just has a lot going on.
Episode 18: A Loser Since the Day I Was Born (with Jen Jackson)
The rangers prepare for opening night of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds: The Musical: The Birds are in the Right This Time despite Ranger Bonnie's swollen tonsils. Then, contest winner Edith Barrels (Jen Jackson) joins to talk about her long history of losing contests and her relationship with her twin brother, Governor Gus Barrels.
Episode 17: The Five Parts of Brilliant (with Nate Dicken)
The rangers discuss their cover story in Bad Publicity magazine, Ranger Bonnie's funeral reviews, and Ranger Chris's unfortunate casting decision for Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds: The Musical: The Birds are in the Right This Time. Then, Australian fashion designer Sebastian Lockheed-Martin stops by to share his fashion principles and some information on how people who fake Australian accents are perverts.
Episode 16: Les Mis Rules (with Becca Slack)
The rangers talk about the hard work they've done on Birds: The Musical and their goal of winning a RockyTony award. Then, RockyTony committee member Caroline Kettlebell joins to share how she met her husband, discuss draconian musical-themed laws, and run down the five main things she looks for in a "theater in the park" production.
Episode 15: A Series of Grunts and Snorts (with Zack Mast)
The rangers discuss the various things you could squeeze out of clusters of tiny holes before welcoming Jimmy Jackwell (Zack Mast), a former actor turned bear enthusiast. Jimmy counts down the top five problems facing bears, tells the story of his attempts to cure polar bears of their chapped noses in the Arctic, and delivers his stirring Two and a Half Men audition monologue.
Episode 14: Digging For Yourself (with Shanel Hughes)
Episode 13: The Spirit of the Wolfe (with Jon Mackey)
Ranger Alex and Ranger Chris discuss the disturbing possibility that Ranger Bonnie was kidnapped by the Moose Mafia. Then, German survival expert Wolfe Barbeques (Jon Mackey) stops by to give some tips on surviving in Gunkhole, but not before telling the rangers about the German version of Home Improvement, his various parking disputes, and the real story of Julius Caesar's death.
Episode 12: The Woman's Body is Nature (with Ryan Asher)
The rangers get inspiring news about Fred Jones, listen to a voicemail from Brian Urlacher, and argue about color-coded sex wristbands. Then, Women of the Woods leader Labiana Wilkerson (Ryan Asher) joins to discuss Tom Hanks, Barry Bonds, and other feminism-related topics.
Episode 11: A Nature Kind of Guy (with Corey Martin)
The rangers get bad news about Liam Jordache, learn about Ranger Alex's latest video game, and find a disturbing clue about the Country Bear Jamboree. Then, bayou-born park visitor Fred Jones (Corey Martin) takes a seat in the burnt out school bus to chat about fishing, faith, and his intimate relationship with water.
Episode 10: Take the Path. Why? It's Simple (with Jamison Webb)
The rangers get bad news about Madison Flip, discuss the bats' state funeral, and find a new place to relieve themselves. Then, extreme rock climber Liam Jordache (Jamison Webb) stops by to talk about his various sponsors, his climbing style, and his history with the Wahlberg family.
Episode 9: I Have to Drink One of Your Bloods (with Maggie Winters)
The rangers get bad news about Rick Plates, discuss Robert DeNiro's most intimidating role, and try to learn more about the insidious Country Bear Jamboree. Then, aspiring teen vampire Madison Flip (Maggie Winters) tells the rangers about her parents' divorce, the unique services offered at Hot Topic, and how she managed to make her skin so translucent.
Episode 8: Fool Me Once, Shame on Bears (with John Patrick Coan)
Episode 7: That's What Friendship Is (with Garrett Kelly)
Banished to a tent just outside the park boundaries, the rangers discuss Ranger Chris's new reading habit, Ranger Bonnie's adopted flamingo children, and Ranger Alex's plan to win back the love of his son. Then, newly-hired park ranger Ranger Reggie (Garrett Kelly) stops by to talk about his custom car and possibly help the rangers get back into the park without getting tommy-gunned by bats.
Episode 6: Live, Laugh, Love, Die (with Lily Sullivan)
The rangers worry about potentially experiencing consquences for their actions. Once they're done with all that, they chat with traveling toplessness activist Megan Megan (Lily Sullivan) about how she's inspiring women everywhere.
Episode 5: Feel Free to Bow to Me (with Luke Null)
Episode 4: I Would Like to Relate to You (with Mylene van Zijl)
Episode 3: Spirit Closure (with Nicholle Harris)
Episode 2: The Eightfold Path to Enlightenment (with Rose Buchbinder)