Gutterballs
By Bradam
GutterballsJan 15, 2018
264: For Unlawful Cardinal Directions
Consonant-only words, devoting 2 hours of your time to Dennis DeYoung, Vedic architecture, bungalow living, how Brad experiences a bagel, all phenomena are empty, getting all the way past the varnish, I Once Was A Pert.
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Gettin’ real with Thennis TheYoung
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263: Printing In The Background
Being busy but not having anything to do or not having anything to do but being super busy,
Bizzy noina frieda, tree cannot grow without roots, tomato plant, what America runs on, Brad’s choice of visuals in the art for ep 261.
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Episode music: From Across Field19 by thurmite
262: Shoogleman’s Wall Times Ten
Is junior and the second the same, non-euclidean geometry strikes again, the lady that makes a chicken sound, gobstacking, can lawn care be Barmecidal, it’s the laminar flow, an epic miss that is somehow adequate, and shoogleman’s wall times ten, that’s how we live.
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261: Brad Has A Piece Of Paper With One Thing Written On It
The tree cannot grow without roots, Brad has a piece of paper with one thing written on it, is amazon compressing with variable bit rate, Brad gets hoisted, many more sparroted lines which don’t make sense, tittynope, mannequin comparisons, and the double crackin’.
260: 10th Anniversary Pt. 3: Bird Song At The Brown River Lanes
Our birds sing, Brad’s search for absolute truth, making the case for a hum, some amateurish ATMOS talk, Revolver revisited, the unprofessionalism of commenting on a customer’s sludge river (“Stinky”), and a revisit in reverse chronology.
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2012 VW Jetta
Revolver Super Deluxe
Episode music: Seven Hole Stomp by thurmite
259: 10th Anniversary Pt. 2: Going Pear-Shaped
We are reclaiming the term pear-shaped, paddlin’ through the stew in my little potato canoe, revisiting recreating the entire earth and all of its contents by oneself, ups and downs of Seinfeld sans Larry David, reverse story structure.
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Episode Music: Aunt Janet, by Thurmite
258: 10th Anniversary Pt. 1: Day Long "Fry Long"
We discuss the first four episodes of Gutterballs, a few reminisces, a few laughs, Burton Ernie, closing several books, Carex testacea (orange sedge), The Duellists, Alien is an arthouse film, when periods are appropriate, Tina the maggot, Brad’s mind is like a Herb Alpert song, and another episode of Things Brad Typed at Me.
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257: Cockles And Mussels
Far to near recesses, wide monitors and neck workouts, Taco Bell’s delicious fiesta treat, the difference between a taco and a burrito, French McDonald’s, living your cock’s life, the ebb and flow of covid trappings, and Brad’s photo show.
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The Worst McDonald's In The World
Episode Music: Split the Oak (Black) by thurmite
256: Torb 'n' Jirb
The nutrient level of spinach, sometimes the age-appropriate humor level is two, USA Network’s iconic television program Silk Stalkings, buy the ticket get no nip, there should be no backwards lurching, the arc of the moral universe is long but it bends toward justice,
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Jerry’s tape collection (S4E17 @12:19)
Opening Music: Misfit Alley by thurmite
255: I’m Traveling By Steam Engine
Unstuck in Time, unbendable femurs and terminal uvulas, Lawrence Tierney’s horrifying antics on the set of Seinfeld, horoscopes, telling and not showing.
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Cast of Seinfeld "reminisce" about Lawrence Tierney
Episode Music, Inner Duction by thurmite
254: Master Of The House
Brad’s updated relationship with film media, induction talk, Brad plays it coy about his color photography, Rhein II, you have to heal there’s no other way, excuses and 90s Star Trek feel good like a warm blanket, Elaine’s Dad and his song, we are wildly off base about Laurel and Hardy.
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Abbott and Costello Hertz U Drive
Planet Money: Price Controls, Black Markets, And Skimpflation: The WWII Battle Against Inflation
Episode music: Centralia by thurmite
253: The Wall Of Judgment And Shame
He’ll know if you don’t mean it, why there needs to be a Hell, the gigantic video screen above the pearly gates that plays back your entire life and humiliates you, goat noises, vajaygogglin’, the grandfathers of The Dude and The Titular Big Lebowski throw down in a Midwestern set in the 1800s, we’re looking into some new merch featuring the updated podcast “logo” and we play us off with a little Let It Be mouth horn.
252: The Stuff Mirrors Are Made Of
Bepis, Benis, and Conke, a new invitation to support our show, liminal spaces, Video Center’s special corner, peckers vs peppers, and how long it takes to give up on harvesting the platinum, iridium, and palladium from catalytic converters.
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Please give us money (click “Support”)
Catalytic Converter Platinum Removal
Episode music: The Last Moment of the First Day
251: The Strength Of Slick Teeth And Other Mental Exercises
Recreating the entire world by yourself, how do Jedis defecate, long hundreds, arrogance calculus, sparky explosions, some sort of strange man dog, and colander helmets.
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Episode Music: Escaping by thurmite
250: Had To Get Up For A Mattress Delivery
Another episode of things Brad typed at me, beige food specializations, chicken fingers are effing goooood, liquified jalapeno peppers and capsaicin distillates, even plants want to take over the world.
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Episode music: Down River by thurmite
249: A Funky Bunch Of One's Own
We are going to leave the non-cosmos people out of it, show AND tell, good sensations and sweet vibrations, a new segment called “Things Brad Typed At Me,” different conceptual levels of experiencing music, you’ve forgotten that the box exists, we don’t want to get sidetracked on Encino Man, I Dig a Pygmy, opera singer violence, a discussion of Romulan culture, star-faring, make a big world by focusing on the small things, Brad’s workout regimen.
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248: The Simplicity Complex
Sloughing the slough, with-it outcomes, VCR editing tips and tricks, Bob Seger and Pee Stain, Fool in the Rain and Houses of the Holy mixups, Vacation Bible School, Moondog v Ennio Morricone, James Horner or it didn’t happen.
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Theme - Instrumental by Moondog
On the Rooftops by Ennio Morricone
The Strength of the Righteous (Main Title) by Ennio Morricone
247: The Infamous Chewtar Incident
Playing the thing in the box game, most infamous transporter accidents in Star Trek history, hypo, emotionally resonant violence, the Chew or the Tar, the vessel that contains the business papers must be moved, Miles of sexual tension, much like resistance eternal youth is futile, pill-taking technology.
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Transporter Incident #1 from Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Transporter Incident #2: Janeway Murders Tuvix
Transporter Incident #3: Rascals
Episode music: Outer Duction by thurmite
246: Opposites Attract
Dubbed, you gotta spend your time somehow, looking for the weirdness, a little Gutterballs mug ASMR, the Emperor was a flipper, t-shirts, water bags, Knight Rider and SI-14, the school of these flippers, the romantic math of Paula Abdul’s hit single 'opposites attract.'
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See if you can find Knight Rider episode that included the SI-14 club
245: Pie Gaps
Buddhist rock, Winterhawk, northern routes and southern routes, different kind of shot different kind of cake, learning how to cachet right, green bean chocolate meat, the most appropriate things to eat after a days-long illness, the many uses for ranch and taco seasoning, where are the orange pies.
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Episode Music: Doo-Doo-Doo, Doo-Doo (Hey, Fella) by thurmite
244: Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The Hearts Of Predictive Text?
An unpaid Breville advertisement, the continuing adventures of Dr. Keyboard, a tech tips followup, how predictive text is intertwining in our modern lives to prop up capitalism, you can’t get to where you’re going if you don’t know where you’re going.
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Breville countertop convection and toaster ovens
Episode music: The First Moment of the First Day by thurmite
243: But The Churn Is Real
Adam’s Mayan ancestry, long timelines, once language and context are removed what’s left, don’t annoy roy the toyboy he’s coy, not wasting letters, going back to 0th principles, iphone tech tips, how to catch a fly.
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How to install a widget on an iPhone
Episode music: Superluminal by thurmite
242: Bottling The Jar
The shared connection between human and animals, cat talk and airfish, categorization of musicals, Uncle Rico, whistling to crows, Annette is another triumph of the arts, getting to the edge and looking down.
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Episode music: Edge of the Abyss by thurmite
241: Multiple Cycles
Office talk, where we do our things, biking takes balance, on a long enough timeline everything comes back to time travel, lost in Lost, and the supereff cycle.
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Episode music: Lost Interstate by thurmite
Ad music: Interlude by thurmite
240: Alone Among The Plastic Sheets
Dorm life, capsule hotels, the violence that has been done to our minds, Brad runs a simulation of himself, shower logistics, and an escape from New York.
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Episode music: The Last Moment of the Last Day by thurmite
239: The Rebel
We can still hear Brad’s friend, the collective shit-losing when the wife comes home, when society abandons you, nonstandard business meeting times, circumstantial evidence, the difference between a middle-aged man’s sprint and stupid-looking fast walk, and a little about our sponsorship strategy.
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238: The Bird Skeleton
A final answer about the anecdote about the bird skeleton, Hart talk, Brad is alright with not having toilet paper, rubbin’ stumps, and one dimensional livin.’
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Episode music: Maw by thurmite
237: The Song That We Won't Be Around To Hear
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Laphroig
Thích Nhất Hạnh
The Sandhills Curiosity Shop
Intro music: Te fuiste by Ballet Cosmico
Outro music: Harley by thurmite
236: On The Consistency of Oil
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Take Shelter ending scene
Brad in 1996/7 holding a tiny can of Budweiser
Pop's Soda Ranch
Intro music: Sometimes by Mr. Metaphor
Outro music: The Future Is In Your Hands by Glen Tomasetti
235: That Wookiee Glint
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Star Wars medal scene
Ansel Adams ice skaters
Take Shelter trailer
Intro music: Got Glint? by The Chemical Brothers
Outro music: Gimme Shelter by The Rolling Stones
234: Flesh Fries
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Intro music: Spaces by Tesk
Outro music: One of my Turns by Pink Floyd
233: Adventures In Yard Stuff
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Photo of the upended table
Intro music: Stuck in the Middle with You by Steeler's Wheel
Outro music: For Your Love, by The Yardbirds
232: What Is Keeping You From The Things You Want To Do?
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Music: Gaskets by SKUDD
231: The Striving
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Supaman: Prayer Loop Song
How to make pottery:
Music: Unchained Melody by The Righteous Brothers
230: The Filthy Barrier That Is Somehow Adequate
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Music: Ballskin by MF Doom
229: Big Effing Town Dot Com
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What the heck does Bellefonte really mean??
BFT
DOT
COM
Episode music: I-95 by Fountains of Wayne
228: Get On The Bussss
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Episode music: Time by Pink Floyd
227: The Relationship Between Absolute Trust And Achievement
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Brian Wilson on his love of Norbit
Intro music: Young Norbit by David Newman
Outro music: Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies
226: The Correct Amount Of Footsteps
225: Regarding Tuvok
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Episode music: Fukuoka Jam #1 by Phish
224: Our Magnetic Selves
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Backyard scientist molten magnet
Sammy Davis Jr Mr Bojangles
223: The Versatility Of The Flat, Thin, and Round
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Plugging in things that shouldn't be plugged in
Intro music :All Out of Love by Air Supply
Outro music: Make Love by Daft Punk
222: Diane, I am holding in my hand a small box of external hard drives
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Episode music:Back That Azz Up by Juvenile
221: Groats Making Sense
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Swiss oatmeal
Talking Heads, Stop Making Sense
Boalsburg, PA, birthplace of Memorial Day
Episode music: Genius of Love by Tom Tom Club
220: What Do You Do When You Are Missing A Nub?
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Nubs
Rolled oats vs steel cut oats
Intro music: Scooby Doo Papa by La Tropa Estrella
Outro music: Scooby Snacks by Fun Lovin' Criminals
219: Multiple Invisible Tools
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Power Duo
Intro music: Walk Away by James Gang
Outro music: Walk Away by Phish
218: Mouth Horns For The Masses
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Some mouth horn competition for Brad
Episode music: The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly by Ennio Morricone
217: Brad's Fryed Travelogue
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Boom Clap, Elk Road Remix
216: Three Spots Away, Maybe
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Is It You by Lee Ritenour
Top of the World by Van Halen
215: Man Does Not Live On Cold Soda Alone
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Odo Shapeshifting
Homer in the Real World
Van Halen, Hot for Teacher
Frank Zappa, Joe's Garage cover
Frank Zappa, Watermelon in Easter Hay