HaHa Kill Me

For some reason the MP3 Uploaded was a series of jungle cats in heat, the correct audio for episode 40 should be up now!

Happy New Year everybody! Thank you for listening.

All the show notes were reset, and I'm too tired to rewrite it all, but enjoy anywhere, youtube version should be up in 24h.


We recorded this episode a couple weeks back, and don't mention it this episode at all. Love you.

In Today's Episode (Video available on youtube.com/@HAHAKILLMEPODCAST):

-Justin's news gets even gooder

-Epstein talk naturally leads into Sam Bankman-Fried NOT making an appearance on today's episode, but Sal does try to participate in the FTX/Crypto Convo like the big boy he is. We then go into who has been affected by the recent crypto crash.

-Uncomfortable Jobs

-Sal realizes live he's wasted his time using bing.

-Succession isn't Billions, San Diego may have a new secret billionaire.

-We've all noticed "smart talk" face in people, and we need to call it out on site from now on.

-And this wouldn't be an HHKM episode if there weren't videogame talk at some point throughout the episode. 

-Justin claims to finally want to spend money on games, supporting Dwarf Fortress, Binding of Isaac, and a few other game's he's once pirated, and enjoyed.

-It is recommended by Justin, and his friends to not get arrested in North Korea, or Saudi Arabia, because not even the "A-embassy" can help you.

-Vintage Pro-tips on how to ship drugs 20 years ago.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO OUR RAMBLES!

*apologies for late start to video*

*APOLOGIES FOR BUTT HAPPENINGS*

*EXPLICIT*

The Universe conspires to give Justin a break.

Sal goes to 6 Flags for the first time, and goes through a haunting.

Sal dreamsa  sci-fi premise he will only remember at a later time when editing this episode.

Justin gets "admonished" in court, and Sal will explain a thing for the title will make sense later

Hints at Sal's comedic origins as we discover the improv group that started him on this dark path. And why it's his only hope for getting (90s era) "it."

The guys reminisce about their first blowjays (feel free to not write in about your story).

Birthday fucks, are they guaranteed, and do they count as a gift?

Steamdeck-emulator talk, and a bit more knife-twisting on Battlefail 2042.

We realize this may accidentally be an all tech ep, we learn to love it. Resident Evil 8 introduced a VR mode where a vampire MILF chases you down for tickles, right?

Someone made Salvador watch Dahmer, and find out if it changed him (spoiler: no.)

Which trophies are worth keeping?

Scorn finally came out, and turned out to be...

Justin molds Sal into a better pirate.

Yup, definitely a techy episode.

Kicking off with nVidia gaming talk, this episode was recorded shortly after the 4000 series GPU reveal, and as always we gawk at the numbers, and the potential. Does double the power draw = double the fun? Do they got DLSSing lips?

We find out more about Don's origin, and how he got a glass eye. Spoiler, he had it coming. Also, does one only bully the father's half of the kids?

Sal's old work pals reconnect for a bit: "Weed like to grow up"+ Vax Facting.

"how any fact can be made scary"

Sal met a child killer, and how his dad competed in the Dad-league hide and seek championships.

My notes say "baby gifts," so I'm writing "baby gifts."

Apologies for the munching in the beginning that was the result of me trying to cram too many things in at once. Shouldn't last too long. We also had a few audio hiccups, and I had to censor a thing or two because it was probably the honorable thing to do... uuuggghhh!

Justin's Saga continues, and leaves us all a bit bewildered just a short time after a fleeting victory. Yet we persist! Tip: "Lawyer up. Just do it." - Nike

Peppered in with a little bit of video game talk, and some more venting from Sal. And of course, the ever annoying/welcome runthrough of a few premises.

Sal left a place because he's sensitive, or his friend is rude, maybe both!

In this episode: Nervous shidding, or something better?

Sal meets Don.

The long-sight preceding parenting.

Inviting friends to work.

Not every uncle is family!

In this episode:

Therapy boners, and religious upbringings: How friends taught us about sex before our parents even had a chance to. The rush of a sneaky Metal Gear Jerkoff, and anyone else remember AIM?

Dog Vets, and Cat AIDS

Justin goes to (night?) court, and it gives him and his kids just a lil baby anxiety. And Sal learns the enemy of his enemy, is his aunt.

Squand was a thing, and GAK has an easy recipe to replicate (elmers, water, borax, food coloring), and Nickelodeon's resident weirdo...

Peppered in some Don't Worry Darling Gossip, and dished on King Charles' gross sausage fingers. Also, what in the Last of Us, are mushroom nails?

Sal drops his local greasy spoon of choice, and Justin absolutely fucks up a ghost. 

Googling around idiots, and the court supports my cohort!

Heya friends, and long time listeners, if you've been following Justin's post-family saga, you may appreciate where Justin's head is at by the end of the episode. Felt good listening to the edit, because I was worried for the kids, and also that I was pushing my buddy too hard.

...but don't worry about a too-heavy episode, because we of course go tangential, and end up talking about nerdy stuff.

Thank you for listening, and be well!

Congratulations to Christian and Abby Juan on their nuptuals!

Medical books, & high arched feet, Biden Back to School Bucks, and Louis See. Cock.

Restaurant Spanish

It's fore sure weekly still :D


New episodes drop every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, OR Sunday, unless otherwise stated. Justin, and Sal are super insecure, and will read any, and all constructive criticism. Hateful comments will be read aloud once, and then ritualistically set a blaze.

Good New! We're just a dude sometimes, you know? Also, Sal had some covid, so we ate through our pre-recorded episodes, pretend this one came out Monday, and we're koshe. We go into why some free-thinkers are loud dummies, and how to act normal! Then, why not take some time to appreciate friends who are willing to look us in the eye, and be honest even when we may not be ready, or willing, for that information. Be well, and thank you for listening. Tell your friends about us, and your enemies!

Justin and Salvador discuss filling voids caused by general malaise, and bombing to an empty room. Then, there are always the topic of *checks notes* withholding love from your children because you are... mad at them? Justin realizes he is in a substantially more functional relationship than in the past, and has a bit of a challenge adjusting accordingly...

Sandwiched (or breaded) by a few discussions on stand-up, and the ethics therein, the fellas get into what it means to hack a bit because our baby boy Justin wasn't too clear. 

Shout out to Coffee Meets Bagel!

#StandUP #Comedy #Health #TalkTherapy

I have to run out the door, but want to release the episode on time for once, so just listen, okay?

-love, Sal.

Lock your doors when you do your chores!

Steam Decks, childhood Black Face, a former roommate's butt-pussy scar, and how to train your children, all in this week's thrilling episode of HaHa Kill Me!

This one was a tough one for the boys. Tell your loved they are loved, be well.

See you monday next week!

RIP Eric Alquero, love you brother.

Thank you for continual support, Episodes are dropping every week, to every other week, as long as our schedules permit. Thank you for spreading the word, and giving us a listen.

In today's episode, Justin goes into a story where good intentions took an oddly principled, but wrong, turn, and Salvador does his best not to fall apart after a break up.

Music from Chris Hopkins, and Salvador Viesca jamming one day 10 years ago....

Meeting shortly after celebrating their dual birthdays, Justin, and Salvador collect their thoughts about the sights taken in at a San Diego Dave & Busters.

Salvador explains why he changed his pro-choice stance, and Justin sees its virtues while reconsidering some of his life choices.

Music by Salvador Viesca, and Christopher Hopkins.

They boys get to the bottom of why Seagulls are called that, how men need a big donk anthem, who has a fascination with the blood in YOUR body. All in this week's thrilling episode of HaHa Kill Me!

Fortnite is rigged, spread the word!

Sucking thumbs, and joke checking chums. Justin finds out one of his girlfriend's triggers, she mentions Sancho, and Sal makes it worse by getting into Justin's head.

Sal get's his adhd test results, and gets downgraded from major depressive to persistent anxiety, so yay to therapy for doing it's thing.

Please excuse the echo while we iron out a better recording space than just my room!

In this episode, Justin and Salvador basically talk Elden Ring, Elden Ring, and Elden Ring. Justin teaches his kids, Salvador included, how to not be so hard on themselves. ...and Sal is getting back into comedy... again...

HaHa Kill Me is hosted by Justin Fitzgerald, and Salvador Viesca in front of a living studio audience (pets)

Intro, and outro recorded by Christopher Hopkins on drums, and Salvador Viesca on bass.

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Salvador updates us on to the process of his ADHD testing, and why you shouldn't use thermal paper to print out your photo ID. While Justin finds out why he didn't find out about a possible promotion.

And of course, the boys talk a bit about Dying Light 2, gaming in general, and the fantastic technology that is Raytracing!

Apologies for any audio bugs, partway through the recording the audio bugged, and began picking up extraneous audio. I hope to have fixed as much as possible, but you may hear some echoing where both speak at the same time. I hope it is tolerable, and thank you for giving it a listen.

Edited by Salvador Viesca, and Music performed by Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca

We're back! this episode was recorded over discord using two different tracks that kept falling out of sync. Since I am teaching myself as I go, it may be a little rough, but it should all make sense!

We had to take some time off for reasons explained-ish. Recorded a few weeks back, and we have a few more to come. Thank you for the listens, be well!

We dish on Don, and talk Pokemon.

If you see this please remind Salvador to write something here.

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

Thank you.

In episode 10 Justin and Salvador attempt to get to the bottom of a missing button-latch on a pair of paints, then talk haberdashery for funsies. That of course drifts onto the subject of Twitch boob streamers, and childhood ADHD. Featuring subtle tips of things to do - and not do - when dealing with an ADHD child, who just won't shut the fuck up, and where to go for some back alley vaccinations.

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

Thank you.

Salvador’s dog is the bell of the ball, and the boys talk gamepass and it's benefits a bit. Salvador struggles to remember a gamepass game he’s bought after a taster, and Justin stocks up on VR titles thanks to Sales, sales, sales.

Justin explains why playing game co-op with his kids can suck, and Salvador explains that kids just suck.

 
There's also a new scam alert, or possibly just a just new landlord to pay tithings to.

The boys also get into some Resident Evil chats as a celebration for Salvador beating 7 "all by himself!" Then they discuss getting swept in the current of a meme with regards to a certain lady in RE 8...

Good-bad breakups, and self-worth are also in today's discussion!

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

Thank you.

Rest in Peace Bob Saget

In Today's debriefing, Justin and Salvador ping-pong tales of justice being dealt, and injustice being smelt. A reminder that looking both ways, is only part of crossing safely, and quick lesson about how you can get yourself fired the day after a raise!


Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

Thank you.

Today's episode starts off informative, as long as you find Chex Quest facts fun, and the boys go into how some games helped them perceive the world, not just gaming, a bit differently.

Justin points out to Salvador that we are just animals, and Salvador realizes two people can be named Mike. It's a doozy of an episode, and there are even a few tips (one) on how to interact with conspiracy pals (just don't!). Please enjoy today's episode, and let's all agree to suffer no sales, and pay no heed to fake energy.

Questions, comments, and concerns can be sent to HaHaKillMePodcast@Gmail.com

Or at @HaHAKillMePod on both Twitter, and Instagram.  

Be well, and thank you for your time.  

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)  

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.  

Thank you.

Quick note: There must have been a disconnect at some point, or a kinked cable, I tried to fix it with a noise gate, and hope it's not too annoying for the last third of the episode.

On Today's Salvador gives an update as to the status of his crackhead woes, and Justin reels him in excellently to help prevent a one-note episode. The Fellas reflect a bit on how much improved their lives are now versus just one year ago, and then go on to ruin their futures by continuing to speak into the microphone.


Questions, comments, and concerns can be sent to HaHaKillMePodcast@Gmail.com

Or at @HaHAKillMePod on both Twitter, and Instagram.

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

PLEASE CONSIDER:
last week we received terrible news about a friend Sara, if you could please share the link, or donate if you can, it would be greatly appreciated: https://gofund.me/4a20c6a0

Thank you.

Today Justin gives a little insight into being a single father of two boys, and how he tactfully explains to them a bit about the birds, and the bees. Salvador doesn't recommend moving into his own neighborhood, and they speculate as to the design of Blue (ball) Origin's upcoming space-hotel. Tune in for celery facts, and Salvador's attempt to solve a mystery about his past.


Questions, comments, and concerns can be sent to HaHaKillMePodcast@Gmail.com

Or at @HaHAKillMePod on both Twitter, and Instagram.

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

PLEASE CONSIDER:
last week we received terrible news about a friend Sara, if you could please share the link, or donate if you can, it would be greatly appreciated: https://gofund.me/4a20c6a0

Thank you.

This week, Salvador, and Justin discuss a few firsts, punching down, spotting clickbait, text break-ups, a best friend's betrayal, and the healing power of Doom Eternal. By sheer coincidence we briefly discuss Deathloop, a recent winner of two 2021 Video Game Awards, and wrap up a conversation of Justin's kid's first time getting robbed, with his Justin's time getting robbed ...in Ultima Online.

Questions, comments, and concerns can be sent to HaHaKillMePodcast@Gmail.com

Or at @HaHAKillMePod on both Twitter, and Instagram.

Be well, and thank you for your time.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

PLEASE CONSIDER:
last week we received terrible news about a friend Sara, if you could please share the link, or donate if you can, it would be greatly appreciated: https://gofund.me/4a20c6a0

Thank you.

As we sat down to edit the episode, we received terrible news about a friend Sara, if you could please share the link, or donate if you can, it would be greatly appreciated: https://gofund.me/4a20c6a0

Thank you.



Justin and Salvador continue their tangential discussions, covering fears, first times, father/son fight clubs, funny uncles, and coincidentally enough, Charity. Be well, and thank you for your time.

The podcast Salvador cited within the episode was: Middle of Somewhere w/Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson, but not sure about the episode, so you'll just have to listen to them all!

Questions, comments, and concerns can be sent to HaHaKillMePodcast@Gmail.com

Or at @HaHAKillMePod on both Twitter, and Instagram.

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

Be well, and thank you for your time. 

Episode 2 "How You Feeling?" - Justin and Salvador continue their new tradition of jumping subject to subject until completion. In this episode, they gloss over footy cheeses, butcher the definition of the McGurk Effect, say hi to a pigeon, discuss depression drinking, and the unbearable wait for a life-changing surgery, and that's just in the first 30 minutes!

Other topics nun-covered: Mandela-ing yourself, narcissist parents, positive twitter, how not to break-up, hugs, and more!

Play HaHa Kill Me during a long drive, and enjoy.

Email questions, comments, and concerns to HaHaKillMe@Gmail.com, and thank you for taking the time to give the show a listen!

Audio edited by Christopher Hopkins of Earthbound Recordings (@Earthbound_recordings on Instagram)

Intro and outro music is from an old found jam session between Christopher Hopkins on Drums, and Salvador Viesca on Bass Guitar.

In this episode they cover, a co-worker's love life, pets, a crackhead roommate, health, The Matrix, and possibly a recipe (I forget). Standard Stuff.

Justin, a sweetheart, and charmer who works in, on, and around computers, and is accompanied by Salvador Viesca, a dude who says "like" a lot (Note from Salvador: "I am so sorry, I'm working on it!), and used to do comedy but gave up do to the big sad.

New episodes drop every Monday, unless otherwise stated. Justin, and Sal are super insecure, and will read any, and all constructive criticism. Hateful comments will be read aloud once, and then ritualistically set a blaze.