Hallmarked Up!

Hallmarked Up!

By Mary & Sarah

We rewrite the Countdown to Christmas Hallmark movies for today's modern woman. Because, love them or hate them, we can all agree that the storylines defy probability the way the gingerbread houses defy physics. Enjoy weekly reviews of what they got right and what they got wrong, and see how Mary and Sarah change the plot entirely in the name of real life 2019 and beyond. Or, you know. Just fun.
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Episode 1 - WE WISH YOU A MARRIED CHRISTMAS

Hallmarked Up!Oct 26, 2022
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Season 6, Episode 10 - Happy Howlidays & Recap

Season 6, Episode 10 - Happy Howlidays & Recap

Sarah and Bettina both agree that Happy Howlidays was not worth watching. Have a listen as to why it sucked, why Finding Mr Christmas did not, (they just picked the wrong Mr Christmas) and what the best & worst movies of 2024 were, according to your ladies on Hallmarked Up!

We will be back on our #MorePolaha posts along with our new quest for #MeetPolaha2025 soon!!!

Jan 24, 202501:01:14
Season 6, Episode 9 - HallmarkedUp Goes to ChristmasCon!

Season 6, Episode 9 - HallmarkedUp Goes to ChristmasCon!

Sarah, Mary and Bettina all headed to ChristmasCon! Armed with our #MorePolaha gear, we recap our time in New Jersey. Thanks for supporting us this year. We will see if we do one last episode to review #FindingMrChristmas' movie. Happy Holidays from all of us at Hallmarked Up!

Dec 20, 202434:24
Season 6, Episode 8 - Holiday Touchdown & The Christmas Quest
Dec 08, 202401:01:24
Season 6, Episode 7 - A 90s Christmas
Dec 04, 202455:10
Season 6, Episode 6 - Three Wiser Men & A Boy
Nov 26, 202456:23
Season 6, Episode 5 - Confessions of A Christmas Letter
Nov 20, 202401:05:03
Season 6, Episode 4 - Trivia at St Nick's

Season 6, Episode 4 - Trivia at St Nick's

Mary and Sarah review the latest installment with trivia and football buff guest, Jonah.  Have a listen to how they incorporate #morepolaha and how the #redpenrewindrewrite turns out.

When students all flee an elite university in Vermont for winter break, the locals and faculty hunker down for their favorite time of year - the annual Christmas Bar Trivia Tournament! For Celeste (Sursok), a Type-A astronomy professor, this event combines the magic of Christmas with her greatest comfort in life: knowing the right answer. But when her colleague drops out of the tournament to do a month-long lecture tour in Asia, Celeste’s team must adopt Max (Daugherty), the football team’s new offensive coordinator. To Celeste, Max seems like nothing more than a grown-up class clown - though he brings an undeniable knowledge of sports trivia (a category their team has always fallen short in). Initial clashes between the two eventually turn into mutual appreciation as the team enjoys scavenger hunts on campus, decorating the international house with Christmas lights, baking Christmas cookies, and advancing toward the championship trivia game. Celeste can't help but delight in Max's infectious enthusiasm, love for all things Christmas and perhaps most importantly, his comfort with the unknown. And after a romantic wintery night at the campus observatory with Max, Celeste starts to wonder if being open to life’s surprises is more important than knowing the answer to everything. Starring Tammin Sursok and Brant Daugherty.

Nov 15, 202452:22
Season 6, Episode 3 - A Carol For Two
Nov 03, 202446:59
Season 6, Episode 2 - Operation Nutcracker
Oct 29, 202450:40
Season 6, Episode 1 - Twas the Date Before Christmas
Oct 20, 202440:35
Season 5, Episode 4 - A Merry Scottish Christmas
Dec 15, 202358:10
Season 5, Episode 6 - Round and Round
Dec 15, 202337:60
Season 5, Episode 5 - A Biltmore Christmas

Season 5, Episode 5 - A Biltmore Christmas

It's finally here! The Thanksgiving long weekend AND of course, A Biltmore Christmas. Mary and Sarah sit down to chat through the most anticipated Hallmark Christmas movie ever. Did it live up to expectations? What's the story of Biltmore anyway? How should we #redpenrewrite it? Have a listen....but as a preview #morepolaha !! Bring on the movie within a movie!!

Lucy Hardgrove (Joy Lenz) is a screenwriter who lands the job of a lifetime when she’s hired to pen the script for a remake of the beloved holiday movie, His Merry Wife! First filmed in 1947 at beautiful, historic Biltmore House, it has long been considered a Christmas classic. When the head of the studio isn’t satisfied with the ending Lucy wrote because it deviates from the original’s feel-good conclusion, he sends Lucy to Biltmore Estate for research and inspiration. While there, she unwittingly discovers the ability to travel to the 1947 set of His Merry Wife! through the help of an hourglass. After shaking off the initial shock of this turn of events, Lucy embraces this as her chance to uncover the truth about the movie’s original ending. While on set, she and Jack Huston (Kristoffer Polaha), one of the film’s stars, spend time together and become close. But her sudden appearance has set off a chain of events that put the production in jeopardy. Before she can return to the present, Lucy must make things right or threaten to alter the future forever. Starring Bethany Joy Lenz and Kristoffer Polaha.

Dec 03, 202355:36
Season 5, Episode 3 Christmas Island
Nov 16, 202339:28
Season 5, Ep 2 - Flipping For Christmas
Nov 06, 202301:01:44
Season 5, Ep 1 - Where Are You Christmas?
Oct 29, 202340:24
Episode 11, The Wedding Veil Revisited: A New Hope
Feb 19, 202355:13
Episode 10 - Season 4 Christmas Recap
Jan 02, 202345:11
Episode 9 - HANUKKAH ON RYE
Dec 27, 202241:05
Episode 8 - THE HOLIDAY SITTER
Dec 14, 202201:06:46
Episode 7 - UNDERCOVER HOLIDAY
Dec 10, 202252:58
Episode 6 - A CHRISTMAS COOKIE CATASTROPHE
Dec 01, 202236:52
Episode 5 - THREE WISE MEN & A BABY
Nov 21, 202256:45
Episode 4 - OUR ITALIAN CHRISTMAS MEMORIES
Nov 19, 202253:52
Episode 3 - LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHRISTMAS
Nov 08, 202257:23
Episode 2 - A COZY CHRISTMAS INN

Episode 2 - A COZY CHRISTMAS INN

Mary and Sarah have invited guest host Aaron to watch this week's installment, A COZY CHRISTMAS INN.  Sadly, it does not feature Kristoffer Polaha, (please come on our Podcast!!!) but we watched it anyway.  Have a listen to see how we chose to rewrite this new 2022 Christmaween feature.  

Real estate exec, Erika, travels to Alaska during the holidays to acquire a B&B, only to discover it's owned by her ex. Soon she is falling in love with the town and quite possibly him. Starring Jodie Sweetin and David O'Donnell.

Oct 30, 202249:39
Episode 1 - WE WISH YOU A MARRIED CHRISTMAS
Oct 26, 202236:47
Season 3, Episode 7 - A Dickens of a Holiday!
Dec 14, 202101:07:43
Season 3, Episode 6 - Sister Swap: A Hometown Holiday
Dec 12, 202101:10:11
Season 3, Episode 5 - The Nine Kittens of Christmas
Dec 06, 202157:26
Season 3, Episode 4 - Love Hard (Netflixed Up!)
Nov 21, 202101:28:25
Season 3, Episode 3 - Next Stop, Christmas
Nov 14, 202101:10:29
Season 3, Episode 2 - Christmas in Harmony
Nov 02, 202145:58
Season 3, Episode 1 - Boyfriends of Christmas Past

Season 3, Episode 1 - Boyfriends of Christmas Past

First episode of the year, Mary and Sarah watch BOYFRIENDS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, a full week before halloween.  Leading up to Christmas, marketing executive, Lauren, is visited by the ghosts of four ex boyfriends. She must learn to open her heart or risk losing her best friend, Nate. Starring Catherine Haena Kim, Raymond Ablack and Paul Sun-Hyung Lee.

Oct 29, 202150:53
Season 3, Preview Episode

Season 3, Preview Episode

Mary and Sarah are back taking a look at what's in store for this season of #CountdownToChristmas & #MiraclesOfChristmas on our favorite (insert irony here) keeper of Christmas Channels, Hallmark.  See what they predict for the upcoming season and what they will choose to watch in the first 3 weeks of brand new movies.  Is the Hot Chocolate time or just Halloween Chocolate time?  Nothing matters more than Counting Down to Christmas with Mary and Sarah as they Hallmark it Up!

Oct 20, 202140:08
Episode 12 - Beverly Hills Wedding
Mar 01, 202101:14:24
Episode 11 - Taking a Shot at Love
Jan 17, 202141:08
Episode 10 - Love, Lights, Hanukkah!
Jan 08, 202147:57
Episode 9 - A Christmas Carousel
Dec 28, 202045:28
Episode 8 - Christmas Comes Twice

Episode 8 - Christmas Comes Twice

Sarah is joined by her brother, Jonny, and his lovely wife Chris to work out what happens when CHRISTMAS COMES TWICE.

Cheryl Jenkins (Mowry-Housley) is an astrophysicist who works for the National Science Foundation reviewing grant applications for projects, although she’d prefer to be working on a project of her own. Cheryl heads home to spend the holidays with her family and first on the agenda is a visit to the annual Christmas carnival with her sister Trish (Zarrin Darnell-Martin, “Burden of Truth”). While there, Cheryl sees a carousel in the distance and ventures over to take a ride. But when the revolutions wind down and she returns to the carnival to find her sister, Cheryl discovers that — somehow — it’s five years earlier. Dissatisfied with where she is in life, Cheryl sees this as a chance to change her path by making different choices. As Cheryl navigates her way through her visit back in time, she’s able to connect with her beloved science teacher Ms. Nelson (Ralph), who was an inspiration to her both in and out of the classroom and had passed away several years previously. The time Cheryl spends with Ms. Nelson as well as with her “frenemy” George (Xavier) helps her find a new appreciation for what she’s doing in life and starts to see George in a new light. But when the carousel returns Cheryl to present-day Christmas with lessons learned, will the love she found be waiting for her? Stars Tamera Mowry-Housley, Michael Xavier and Sheryl Lee Ralph.

Dec 22, 202001:02:05
Episode 7 - Time For Us To Come Home For Christmas
Dec 12, 202039:20
Episode 6 - If I Only Had Christmas
Dec 09, 202042:47
Episode 5 - A Nashville Christmas Carol
Dec 04, 202056:39
Episode 4 - A Timeless Christmas
Nov 26, 202056:21
Episode 3 - One Royal Holiday
Nov 14, 202037:36
Episode 2 - Christmas Chateau
Nov 08, 202054:19
Episode 1 - Jingle Bell Bride
Oct 29, 202036:43
Season 2 - 2020 Preview Night with CCB

Season 2 - 2020 Preview Night with CCB

Mary and Sarah are back for Season 2 to watch Hallmark Channel's Countdown to Christmas and Hallmark Movies & Mysteries' Miracles of Christmas movies.  Listen in as Mary and Sarah get excited about what Candace Cameron Bure says this season will bring.  Will this be a year of big changes for Hallmark?!?  Welcome to Season 2 of Hallmarked Up!

Oct 25, 202043:05
Episode 13 - Matchmaker Mysteries A Fatal Romance

Episode 13 - Matchmaker Mysteries A Fatal Romance

Mary and Sarah return to form to discuss Matchmaker Mysteries latest release A FATAL ROMANCE.  Will their traditional Hallmarked Up format work on a Hallmark Mystery?  Have a read of this plot: When a romance writer is murdered, matchmaker Angie Dove gets entangled in another case…and with Detective Kyle Carter. Can they read between the lines to find the murderer? Stars Danica McKellar & Victor Webster.  

May 26, 202036:41
Episode 12 - March Merry Madness

Episode 12 - March Merry Madness

So Mary and Sarah have decided to talk you through their bracket for March Merry Madness while they #stayhome.

Mar 29, 202037:48