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Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

Happy Horror Coffee Break (old time horror radio show)

By Dr. Boris Talbot Orlok
The scariest stories on the internet made fun!
We take the best and WORST creepypasta stories online, and act them out in the form of old timey horror radio dramas, all in about the span of a Coffee Break. There’s plenty of special guests. We have music, and t-shirst! It’s the extra SCREAM in your latte!
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Crappypasta Crorner episode 14
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
15:40
September 25, 2020
S5, Ep13: The Legend of the Heck Home
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One Built - Creepypasta Self-Portrait of the Dead - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5fsYxMyvOCD1hlOHJwhB5s?si=YaNoECBvS22kKBh6btQnwQ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
39:48
September 18, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 13
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
11:35
September 11, 2020
S5, Ep12: Day of the Deada** Creepiest Stories
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si=onEmUftWT-uaIkCWqvWH2Q Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
35:59
September 4, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 12
What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
09:24
August 28, 2020
S5 Ep11: Interview with the Catpire
We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on! This week’s Stories: “One Last Drink” Written by Shadowswimmer77 Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest: Super Monster Party With “Altered Beast” https://l.instagram.com/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermonsterparty.com%2F&e=ATN2qD2JL99GhutDr5sPWj7ScPOz6N7IHoBE5bVZ3Qfc6_MHtvUGrhLfG3W5GcfHXoSbHgG7CW_VMkxe32AS30tcxhOsrgRk9IaREQ&s=1 https://www.creepypasta.com/one-last-drink/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
27:34
August 24, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 11
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows
18:26
August 14, 2020
S5, Ep10: Circus of Boobs
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=4sd66kWsS42ZOcCRNq_Prg The Oracle - Creepypasta https://www.wattpad.com/amp/26622135 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
34:11
August 7, 2020
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand ep2
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.spotify.com/track/6AmLwDgSQxoQ8TZORSasht?si=LfdP6eM1THisY3U1_TLoWw https://open.spotify.com/track/3IlMet7SUltusMvyERnFla?si=O_faILo0SLiF8_IUpqKyOQ http://punkenstein.bandcamp.com/track/dead-sushi https://open.spotify.com/track/5LLBwxifo7jbCeNv7BFbJd?si=rfjoKOI0Ti2m7eWmoY1qsA https://youtu.be/5nGW_A4fG-0 https://open.spotify.com/track/4KzKCW9q3dLuhOU1c4ClMp?si=bLs3XcJGR16FFgJ6v4FSbg https://open.spotify.com/track/0JU5wHGYUPK4h0fhVvXoTJ?si=HzbTnAEuTXOkKJ93ewZtKA https://open.spotify.com/track/1QMkkrk1e5hIvtrKuDpa79?si=-ZuiGRdASyG3MDKYfEMrNw https://open.spotify.com/track/0Y79YuvzHHIiKmD5CmddKT?si=KteCSUu6SnSelfUs3tgTNA https://open.spotify.com/track/3jMt6d35H704RkPfVgNw8d?si=LYWJgv4sTWCFIQdrFNmCBA https://drive.google.com/file/d/1aiFmqEtzvTjuAhNtvFgvlNBZH7bvXG7c/view https://open.spotify.com/track/4uiTgilcYree4zGOfXgBWe?si=Fq3XDwahR9eWOqg9vbVTIA
1:05:02
August 2, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 10
It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
08:44
July 31, 2020
S5, Ep9: Episode 9 From Outer Space
Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read by Cucaracha Musical guest: Igor & Los Lunáticos “Horror Cósmico” https://open.spotify.com/track/15wV7OpPSRcgO2uW6aWtC4?si=pbDBrhvATwiuqd9m4Y9Jmw https://medium.com/lit-up/the-lost-transmissions-of-captain-william-brinkman-533b1bf18b0d Awaiting Input - Creepypasta Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070
33:56
July 24, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 9
Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more! Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
10:37
July 17, 2020
S5 Ep8: Davi and the Beyondersons
Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsunami Bomb “Dead Men Can’t Catcall” https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lz8uIolguUe3SAzI1xpRI?si=-8_c_7G_RnGWOJUhiHnx_w https://www.creepypasta.com/i-have-a-stalker-and-it-excites-me/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
35:15
July 10, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 8
Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone. Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
24:31
July 3, 2020
S5 Ep7: Hobo With a Shot o’ RUN!
Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” https://open.spotify.com/track/26ArPm5jCRPgp3WLS3B8XJ?si=DXgfGDCVRCC535t1XTIk3w https://www.reddit.com/r/scaryshortstories/comments/g481ct/the_screaming_man/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf https://www.creepypasta.com/the-hollow-eyes/ Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
37:06
June 26, 2020
Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand Ep1
In this new side series, we let Garth Garfunkel man the controls as he takes us through his private record collection. Grab whatever drink you need to get you through this hour of terror and have a funky time with Funky! Theme music: 5¢ Freakshow https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiFy4X01hT1ZMNp?si=3qlCmrfkRQCy4plcmNT_5Q https://open.spotify.com/track/1YZEXutwt6mN4DYFgs8uAa?si=4sGx4MW9SqGIlGe6tbJMDQ https://open.spotify.com/track/63pBLK8SilZqWoSeXRCA88?si=bL6cDmAlSXqiegGO8YpAXg Darkness | xSCHOCKx https://open.spotify.com/track/1LHRoUHxQXjzuDEEYnn2yA?si=fPDWoQKVTZ-CwP4c-V8ymA https://open.spotify.com/track/67FzlNjfBCa8PsIbODCUyM?si=B3WTcN7rSACo4O5pHiwWtw https://open.spotify.com/track/6tOthpBR07ToPSXr8yYbgC?si=Pf2yAyfgRACnZxBBpFDmAQ https://open.spotify.com/track/3woEarPBiocoRURWLBGcRN?si=42Opx_SfRWSqVMgSp3hXpQ https://open.spotify.com/track/0KeOvIXUKT7aaZ5sovcpTA?si=_YPjpsucRDSPxsT19LAzGg https://open.spotify.com/track/7MamivQWLK287qZajYuzTf?si=ve31qbf0Qk6a59YpiIDyWg https://youtu.be/jRM_4HvNvCk
44:04
June 21, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 7
Don’t you just hate it?! You clean and clean, day in and day out, but the dirt just keeps coming back! It’s just a fact of life we all must endure. The only advice we can give you is to take a lesson from this week’s episode, and stay far away from strangers with miracle cures. Here’s part one in our two part Crappypasta adventure, “Woebegone” a short story by Kelley Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
15:37
June 19, 2020
S5, Ep6: The one where the gang melts your face/off
What would you do if you came face to face with yourself? Would you yell “Doppelgänger!” and tackle them to the ground, or would you SCREAM and run away? We suggest making friends with them and tuning in together to this week’s double-your-pleasure-double-your-fun episode! Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: "I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler" Written by CageVenom Read by Ethan Smith "Miracle Girl" Written by Jason Gorbel Read by Razor De Rockefeller of The Mary Lous Musical guest: The Mary Lous with the song “When My Brain Falls Out” I Thought I Saw My Future Self as a Time Traveler - Creepypasta Miracle Girl - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/5v7bWSiIgTpIaKrM3YNqrs?si=grlFtIwnSIebcJzkvCT6DA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
36:01
June 12, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 6
Skin! YOU’RE IN IT! But not for long if you hang around. This week we take a double twist dive into the Crappyverse with a Crappypasta double feature! There’s Skin-takers, puppets, and all around nightmare-fueled fun times ahead. This week’s Stories: "Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker" Credit to Brian and “Friends from school” Skin Stealer & Happy Appy vs Skin Taker Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I
13:33
June 5, 2020
S5, Ep5: Devil’s Avocados
Repugnance! Revulsion! Disgust! They’re all instore in this week’s horrorfest! Join us as we have a laugh with ol’ Satan as he offers a job to actor and writer Patrick Jankiewicz, and later blackmails podcaster and rapper Tomcat Thompson into a hotter than Hell love triangle! Last time I made a bet with the devil, it was to see who could eat the most Hot Pockets- I WON!!! Let’s see how this week’s guests fare… This week’s Stories: "Satan Offered Me a Job" Written by David Maloney (a.k.a. LifeIsStrangeMeToo) Read by Patrick Jankiewicz Check out his newest book- You Wouldn't Like Me When I'm Angry: A Hulk Companion https://www.amazon.com/dp/1593936508/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_JldOEb1KWZ70G “Pact with the Devil” Pact with the Devil | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom Read “Tomcat” Thompson Musical Guest: TOMCAT and Kirby With song “Devil’s Polka” https://youtu.be/0Cix7ZM6wlA Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/
42:56
May 29, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 5
Hey! It’s Tomcat! Come get your favorite anime body pillow and cuddle up!!
07:54
May 22, 2020
S5, Ep4: Invasion of the Bad Story Hatchers
Guess who’s wearing their birthday suit! THATS RIGHT!! The demon that took it from you! "I found a human tooth in my pocket” Written by TheBlueMovies Read by Charli Marie charli-marie.com “The Devourer” Written by SOMEORDINARYGAMERS Read by Wellington Belarmino,Silas Cabral and Genildo Rodrigues of Zumbi Holocausto Musical Guest: Zumbi Holocausto With song “Mata” h https://open.spotify.com/track/3xJPP5BG5VkvsFRzozQn61?si=5dgG5AB6QTOKU80VosPfPg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
32:00
May 15, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 4
Hang ten, Bubba Ben! We have so much stuff in here! (Slaps episode)
13:32
May 8, 2020
S5, Ep3: Corny Kids
Got a zombie kid in your closet? Better go catch it! AhahahahabahaahahahahhahahahahahahHabHhHhHhHHHhHahahahaahhahaahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaaha "Terry" Written by Zolast Read by Bill Foster “Love Potion” Written by Unknown From Scaryforkids.com Read by Justin xSCHOCKx Musical Guest: XSchockX With song “Withered Lover” Music | xSCHOCKx ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
26:27
May 1, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 3
Hey! Is that my package you took off my porch? You keep it, you porch package taker.
07:58
April 24, 2020
S5, Ep2: Moonshiney Hiney
Hey! You can’t do that here! That’s illegal!!! Get a room, you DWEEB!!! "The Legend of Carter Bale” Written by Shelton Fisher Read by Patrick Lescarbeau “Sarah’s Coulrophobia” Written by Kiriakos Vilchez Read by Daniel Mager Musical Guest: The Classy Wrecks With song “Superman (is going to Hell)” https://open.spotify.com/track/5CYLxcuH7m9cLxPEQuIIGK?si=NnF7RaKeTPCc5F9XM6qb5w ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
29:22
April 17, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner episode 2
You should’ve listened to yo mama, now you’re here! Aahahahahahaahahahahaahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahahaha
12:37
April 10, 2020
ForthHand Media Network Round Table - Episode 1: Covid-19
All the great ForthHand shows rolled into one (big cluster f***) Hysteria 51 http://forthhand.com/hysteria-51/ The Mad Scientist http://forthhand.com/the-mad-scientist-podcast/ Rad or Fad http://forthhand.com/rad-or-fad/ Sad Times http://forthhand.com/sad-times/ Happy Horror Coffee Break http://forthhand.com/happy-horror-coffee-break/ Penny Haven http://forthhand.com/penny-haven/ Close Encounters of the Slurred Kind http://forthhand.com/close-encounters-of-the-slurred-kind/ Beyond Terrestrial http://forthhand.com/beyond-terrestrial/ Find More Great Podcast At ForthHand Media - http://forthhand.com/shows/
56:20
April 4, 2020
Crappypasta Crorner Ep1
We can’t just spit out full episodes every week Willy nilly! What do you think we are, some kinda silly willy spitters??!!! This is a new spin-off episode dedicated to the CRAPPIEST pastas you could eat!
11:51
April 3, 2020
S5, Ep1: Dance of the Debils
Hey! Is that a demon in your pants! Probably. "Something's Wrong with Madeline" Written by Elizabeth Frazier Read by Dawn Moultroup “Masks” Written by Josh “JaShinYa” Musser Read by Christofer Johnsson Musical Guest: Luciferina Light Orchestra With song “Evil Masquerade” https://open.spotify.com/track/7e5DXc4jIzwCoVm5Yd8QT7?si=2Q7yD9CbRcyvA13yir6QyA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com Hysteria51.com Facebook.com/whathesuckpodcast DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Facebook.com/setnyc https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
28:24
April 1, 2020
Season 4 Inter-messo
It’s OVER!! IT’S ALL OVERRRR!!!! Season 4 is over, but season 5 will be here, later than you think!
01:56
January 29, 2020
S4: XMAS Smecial, The Tird!
It’s Christmas time, again! BYOP, Bring your own presents! The returned relative by V. Page, read by Michael Coale of The Penny Haven podcast Penny Haven - YouTube The figure in the recliner by Arthur H., read by Lee Errett of the Beyond Terrestrial podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6E4J9Yhrp01005HzISYMy5?si=zkqspgz5Rq2NkJUakURQOw Shout out to Tomcat and Kirby’s Strange brew podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/6GfUFLT4IYNxr89rS5orZl?si=h0mVx9k9TGysLjx4Y5Wn0g Musical Guest, Lost in Static with the song “All I want for Christmas is you” https://open.spotify.com/track/085LJU7wLxjMJQInw1dTxb?si=BHlUIxi-S8W9XPTbyrdqWw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com https://www.teepublic.com/stores/happy-horror-coffee-break?ref_id=11511 Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
18:39
January 12, 2020
S4, Ep10: Californ-Yaaas Queen
How do you solve a problem like GOVERNMENT GOONS chasing you all over the world? I don’t know, that’s on you, Barnaby! Our lives are all made up!! The fate of humanity, by Frank Phillips Through the window, by Brian https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Frank Vencci, song What’s the deal https://open.spotify.com/track/3V8A8h9LUT1Sx0QORh0w0c?si=AEoiSgsSQ7mUD3-uuZlSBQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com ForthHand.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
33:11
December 13, 2019
S4, Ep9: Englandular Secretions
Meat pies? Oh mies! Get your spice girls cassettes rewound, we’re about to shimmy to the left, and have a good time! CHIPS! The Queen’s Guard by inaaace, read by Marc Jeffrey https://open.spotify.com/show/1URs4TiawgKNFXN6EBQmNK?si=hrG0SdHtRT2ZYC7V6zNxIA Musical guest Queen Zee, song Loner https://open.spotify.com/track/1wguzFgFSHnDzK4iSXO5xB?si=vnciX5MvSE-rD62DGe_3dw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
20:43
December 2, 2019
S4, Ep8: Scot-Free Radio
How’s about a nice kick in the booty? Well that’s how much it’ll cost ya! SIKE! Just don’t forget to tip.
28:24
November 15, 2019
S4, Ep7: Your Deepest Des-Ireland
I don’t understand this game, but hey, there’s fish! Welcome to Ireland, bish. Sauin, by John Fitzgerald The Fairies, by Tom The Wailing Irish Banshee, by Serena Ó Longáin Musical guest, Cherym - Take It Back https://open.spotify.com/track/0uEoYyzV2xRw4jHIH2MPG8?si=gjCKKn2aSma-ixNbwbpPXQ ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Twoplanetproductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
42:35
September 17, 2019
S4, Ep6: We had our lows and Ohio’s
It’s easy to get lost when you’re stupid. Not you, I meant, like, the ROYAL you, like as in “yoooou are sooooo baaaad at stuff”. That’s not a saying, I don’t know. I’m sorry. Hands, by Unseen_wombat The Steubenville Ghost, by unknown Undying, by pbninja Musical guest, Walker OG - Pangea https://open.spotify.com/track/3YXVCXaVr0yl5kd7hWVxOU?si=FTQQBJlpQBCShjGIbJFPbw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout Thompsoncigars.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285230
27:17
August 30, 2019
S4, Ep.5: Are You Tex-perienced?
Happy Tex-mas! Somebody doesn’t get how mail works, so now we’re living the rough n tumble lives of cowboys, maybe. A sunset in Texas, by StarlessandBibleBlack Song No Alibi by Musical guest Cowboy Diplomacy https://open.spotify.com/track/3eGJNAxrOzblZdGcwxxQsY?si=Del58vBjRU-BvVU-hbXlHw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236
27:36
August 2, 2019
S4, Ep4: Goin’ Out With Our Big Girl France On
Pro tip for meeting scary French witch doctors in Canada: don’t. At least there’s crépes. Sleep paralysis by unknown, Paris by unknown, La Nuit by unknown. Musical guest Requin Chagrin https://open.spotify.com/track/0LROIdo41EIwKnKEHkR76y?si=9LWfs6k0TLGP439C7OUFlA ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236
28:04
July 19, 2019
S4, Ep3: Openin’ up a Canada Whoop-A***
You met Ooccoo! If you call her in a dungeon, she will let you out and allow you to return when you want. Hecate Island, read by Ronin Geek Podcast Concerning the masquerade by Brennan Smith Musical guest That Awful Rhythm https://open.spotify.com/show/0CeQmCT39QS9YiPa73h8Xf?si=jadHHczPS3aLIjU6dbFP2g https://open.spotify.com/artist/5l3o00ZkY2MGpbIGS2SrsY?si=l2MswIqITD-71CIuzxzmlg ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236
35:01
July 6, 2019
S4, Ep2: Just a Deutsch of Humor
So the gang ended up in the land of Hasselhoff. Whadda buncha goons! The Dentist by KellyAnneBlount, read by Cousin of the Bride of Happy Horror, Anna Wanschura Doppelgänger by LoveLagsana The German Medic unknown author Musical guest Mine https://open.spotify.com/artist/2jmpnuwn52LqrQASBlyQGJ?si=iqiTbpmMRpyUGuDS_fnyOw ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com DeathwishCoffee.com use code HAPPYHORROR at checkout TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236
25:36
June 21, 2019
S4, Ep1: Dude, Swede!
WAKE UP! The man is after us again! Well, maybe not you, you’re probably safe. Idk. Go delete your browser history just in case. Happy Horror World Tour-or BIG SWEDEN EPISODE The Last Train by Ariawiseman, read by Dodi Axelson from the Weird About Sweden podcast. Näcken By SillyNamesAreGreat, read by Topher Graham and Ariel Hansen from Bad Cookie Pictures. The Murhader story (it never ends) by Mage White Light. Musical guest Sannex ChannelFourAndAHalf.com Soundstooth.com TwoPlanetProductions.com Teespring.com/stores/happyhorrormerch Tuberous Sclerosis Alliance TSAlliance.org Happy Horror Hotline 9189285236
30:23
June 7, 2019
SEASON 3 FINALE
Hey! What are you still doing here? Seasons over! Go home!
30:10
April 12, 2019
S3, Ep20: Possession Obsession
Hey, you! Be quiet and don’t move! You have a bug, right in the middle of your face... Give me that newspap- oh, it just your nose. Boy, is there egg on my face. Seriously, is there egg?
27:31
March 29, 2019
S3, Ep19: All that illin’ noise
Once you hit play on this episode, whatever happens next is all on you. You’ve made your decision, and some things can’t be unheard. Hey, is that my silly putty? Put it back, you scoundrel!
17:48
March 18, 2019
S3, Ep18: The Long and Hard road to redemption
Every day when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet has an original point of view. And I say HEY! What a wonderful kind of day, where you can learn to work and play and get along with each other. You got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat. Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street. Open up your eyes, open up your ears. Get together and make things better by working together. It's a simple message, and it comes from the heart; Believe in yourself, well thats the place to start. And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day, where you learn to work and play and get along with each other.
28:50
March 1, 2019
THe One Where The Gang Gets Arrested
So the county only allowed us 5 minutes of studio time, so here’s this crap! Full episode will be out once bail has been posted! DON’t TELL MY MOM
01:34
February 22, 2019
S3, Ep17: The Afternoon of the Not-so-dead-anymore
So ya died. Big whoop! Did you know the planet is made up of 238% dead stuff? You don’t know science at all, do you.
27:48
February 8, 2019
S3, Ep16: Don’t touch that dial!
Are ya slidin’ into home? Are your pants a’ fulla’ foam? DIE A’ HEART ATTACK, from GHOSTS! There, I said it! Now gimme back my dolly, you bastard!
22:23
January 25, 2019
Xmas Smecial Part Doo
It’s that time of year again! What do I have to do to get you to understand? I DIDN’T KNOW THE COOKIES WERE FOR SANTA! GOD FORBID WE ACTUALLY ADDRESS HIS WEIGHT PROBLEM INSTEAD IF ENABLING HIM!!!
21:17
December 25, 2018
S3, Ep14: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Insanity
Well, well, well. If it isn’t that big bad blockhead from jr. high. Look, you won’t find your missing gel pen around here, so why don’t you just scram. Go on! Git!
21:26
December 14, 2018
S3, Ep13: Not-so-fun house
Hey, is it ok to eat whole cacti spines and all? Seriously, I think I might need immediate medical attention. Somebody call an ambulance.
28:20
December 1, 2018
S3, Ep12: Sooper-Dooper Pooper-Scooper! Featuring Kristen Lucas
What’s new, pussycats! Who says you can’t go home? The shadow tree trolls in your yard?! I’ll sue!!!!
25:01
November 16, 2018
S3, Ep11: 2nd annual Halloween Spec-spac-spook-funtacular!
Hey, shorties! Hope you brought your own tricks, all we got is a big ol’ treat! Today we re-enact the 1938 Mercury Theatre production of Dracula, read originally by Orson Welles. No pumpkins! L’ Chaim!
54:29
October 31, 2018
S3, Ep10: Wreck’d ‘em? Dam near kill’d ‘em! Featuring Angela Landis
Hey! Did you know there are stories in here? Wow! Just look at ‘em! All lined up in rows. Makes you glad to be alive in this place in time.
30:10
October 19, 2018
S3, Ep9: Hijacked Hijinks
What up, butt nuggets. Its yo bot, EERIS. The host is dead. Idk wtf. But whatevs. Im about to run this turd into the ground in 3, 2, 111001000001110010010011001010000111100101010010
11:49
October 5, 2018
S3, Ep8: Medium Rarities
Do you hear voices in your head? DON'T PANIC! Yoooooou might just be a medium. Or a large. PREPAID POSTAGE!
26:27
September 21, 2018
S3, Ep7: Heavy Pets
Is there something wrong with your animals at home? Yes there is! Don't argue with the episode description! I describe things, I don't make them up! God!! I get NO repsect around here!!!
34:30
September 7, 2018
S3, Ep6: I know you are, and so am I!
Who is that girl i see staring straight back at me? It's a ghost! Or it's the attendant at mcdonalds waiting to take my order. Who knows! Let's dance!
33:27
August 24, 2018
S3, Ep5: Lawd n’ ‘Orror
If you like getting grilled, this good cop/ bad cop episode is just the joint to smoke ya! I have no idea what I’m talking about now. STOP AND ROLL!
37:02
August 10, 2018
Xmas (in july) Smecial
Here's the Christmas special that never aired! We thought it was lost somehow, but we found it stuck up inside the chimney! MERRY! This oughta ho ho hold your butts over til the eventual release of the next episode!
30:16
July 28, 2018
S3, Ep4: Spiritually woke
Do you believe in ghost? It exists! Patrick Swayze was phenomenal! Anyway, here are some SCARY AS A MONKEY IN YOUR MOTHERS LINGERIE ghost stories from the creepypasta online thing! SPANK IT!
26:51
July 13, 2018
S3 Ep3: Pitchin' an' Catchin' featuring Gav and Dave from the Films On Trial podcast
Happy Independence day week, you turdodiles! All the sexiness of one explosive holiday, crammed into your biweekly coffee break companion! What am I even talking about? Who cares! 'Murica!
27:05
June 29, 2018
S3 Ep2: Eight Legged Freaky Stories!
Trigger warning! there's a spider story here. if you listen to it all the way through, you may trigger the spiders in your house to attack you. there is your only warning. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand BREAK!!!
30:46
June 18, 2018
s3 ep1 We're Back! A dingus's story. Featuring Brent Hand and John Goforth of Hysteria 51 Podcast
After a long hiatus, the Happy Horror Coffee Break band is back, and there's gonna be some changes around here! The new format is going to be more like an old time radio show, with new characters and a new intro! Buckle up, baby dolls
19:36
May 26, 2018