Haunts R Us

The time is coming... for podcast running! Cheeb invites our special guest Cross of the rock group Placate to talk about the history of old men yelling kids with their rocking and rolling guitars. The same kids who would grow up to yell at other kids and their rocking rolling guitars. 

Check out the band Placate here:
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Bem-vindo ao próximo episódio de Haunts R Us! How much does a soul run these days? In this economy?  @DrewJFahey of Morning Drew joins us as we talk about our thriving audience in Brazil, Fofao the Clown, notable Christianity fanfiction Doctor Faustus and the horrors of Hollywood. Cheeb rewrites Smash Mouth. Thotty defends Jackie Chan, Gato yearns for GTA6 and Nikkita hasn't seen Bad Boys II

BREAKING NEWS: Charles Lee Ray, the doll from the TV show, is a nasty little thottie, and he just died from making it clap on instagram

How many people are on this episode? As many as you can count, if the highest number you can count is 5. We welcome back Squishy and introduce Sleepy Evee to the show as they tell us a little something about the many saints of Catholicism.

Broke: RIP Sarah Winchester, you would have loved Minecraft
Woke: RIP Sarah Winchester, you would have loved The Sims
Bespoke: RIP Sarah Winchester, you would have loved Kagero: Deception 2 for the Playstation 1

In this episode: Cheeb goes to Taco Bell, Gato won't do what you tell her and Thottie gets pegged in her dongle.

Remember that episode where all the girls were dissing on SARS Covid-19: The Novel Coronavirus? Remember when almost immediately afterward, episodes stopping coming out? Well we don't! 

Hey guys, it's me Sock Monkey. I'm in this one along with HRU Friend of the show, Squishy. Everyone has seen a shadow demon except for me. That clearly means they don't exist.

Why does Slenderman wearing that suit for? His ass ain't got no job. Not terrorizing kids like that, he doesn't. Put his ass on a damn watchlist.

Learn the story of the woman with vibes so rancid, it endangered the lives of those around her. Thottie explains the historical failings of Los Angeles medicine, Gato gets down with the sickness and Cheeb describes living with terminal shit idiot brain fungus.

Did you ever wonder why it came to be that people in the modern era celebrate Christmas? Well I hope you're not listening to this expecting to find out! In this episode, Cheeb forgets the intro, Thottie eats at Popeye's and Nikkita gets us copyright struck.

Hey, remember that really bad virus that's going around? Well half of the hosts sure do, but that's a story for another time. Today, we're here to talk about the magic men of Mexico. Nikita shares some stories about meeting a forest witch, Thottie shares some stories about edibles, Gato fights the Joker and Cheeb is above the influence.

Introducing our new Cohost Nikkita! The girls talk about the Mexican myth of childhood fears. In this episode Cheeb takes a stand against the shadowmen, Thotty lives in the lap of luxury and Nikkita gets got.

Who needs journals or therapy when you have a cute doll to tell all your problems to? That's form AND function, baby! In this episode, Thotty lets us know her thoughts on capitalism and it's relation to indigenous cultures and Cheeb chisels a football out of stone.

Can you believe Mexico created an urban legend after that movie that came out a couple years ago? 

You guys like our new intro? In this episode, Cheeb and Thotty find out that Doll houses are the only thing even the police can't screw up and Gato drops by half way through to talk about a King and their cringe nae nae council.

Are you tired of going to NON haunted stores and buying NON haunted dolls? Well good news friend, the internet has got you covered. In this episode, Cheeb spreads the Barbie: Life in the Dreamhouse gospel and  Thotty falls for the wooden pose doll meme.

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It turns out the real homicidal maniacs are the friends we make along the way! In this episode, Cheeb relives her edgy teenage phase and Thotty talks about how much she really likes this comic. This episode runs a bit long and you get to take a peek behind the curtain on how we make the show for you guys. Hope you enjoy!

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What do you get when you cross a salmon with an orangutan? My ass... Ha, ha ha, ha ha, but enough about that. In this episode Cheeb talks about what you can get for the price of a small house, Thotty hates The Greatest Show musical and Gato plays Castlevania. Also a very special thanks to everyone who sent us emails and talk to us through social media! We really appreciate you all!

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More than a few technical difficulties came about due to this episode so we all hope you enjoy it.

Hey everyone, The Editor™ here. The girls open the episode with some jokes about the big sick happening right now. Just ignore all that stuff, ok?  In this episode Gato takes us through one of her old jobs at a beachside amusement park, Cheeb reads a fan letter and Thotty says a bad word.

Angelina Jolie buys The Gals chinkum nuggies at 3 AM! MUST WATCH!!!

Welcome to what is ostensibly an episode about a spooky doll. What this episode is actually about is anything but Okiku.

Welcome back to Season 2 of Haunts R Us! We took our time off to rake in those sweet youtube and patreon bucks to move up in the world. Or at least, move out of our old places. Thottie leads us in to the world of spectral sexin'. Bustin' makes us feel good.

This episode marks the end of Haunts R Us Season 1. Join the ladies for one last ride into the history of Ole Saint Nick and how Catholicism couldn't stop chopping up it's figureheads if it tried.

You'll never believe who falls asleep during this episode.

His skin? Wack. His toes? Wack. His ability to confuse children into believing it's alive? Wack. Me? I'm tight as fuck!

Toy Stores are scary but are they as scary as Das Kapital? Don't fall for Ponzi schemes, MLMs, Pyramid Schemes or even normal wage jobs. Comrade Dolly Parton didn't make 9-5 as a joke. Wake up, sheeple.

What is the obsession with Robert the Doll on youtube?? and who is Robert the doll? where did he come from, who manufactured him and why is he such a staple of Tampa Florida culture. We talk about this and more here on Haunts R Us.

Cheeb talks about Chucky. Thotty really enjoys Shape of Water. Gato takes a nap.

On a very special episode of Haunts R Us we go OUTSIDE and look for ghost and scary things. Thottie and Cheeb visit the famous Queen Mary and get real drunk praying for ghost to appear to them (they don't). Then Cheeb visits the infamous Death Museum in Hollywood and is only mildly impressed. It could be better ok.   Editors note - I know how to tell analogue time, ok?

Don't you hate it when you straight up die and then some old timer exhumes your body because a dream he had? I know 3 people who do! Topics this week include awakenings, role playing and Laughing Sally. *Editors Note - approximately 15 vomit sounds have been removed for your listening pleasure but I didn't have time to double back and make sure I didn't miss any*

In this second episode of Haunts R Us, these spooky gals answer the hard hitting questions. Why are all these dolls on this creepy island? How much do you have to donate to the patreon to get pics of feet? Did Gato fall asleep half way through? Have yourselves a tropical vacation on La Isla de las Munecas today!

The first episode and we go IN on the true horror of Annabelle, premarital sex and the gross monetization of one spooki doll. We tell you the real story of whats behind Annabelle and why shes probably the least threatening looking haunted doll you'll ever come across.