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The future is W💥W!

H.L.P.R. is the foremost super-science think tank on the bleeding edge of supplemental aural enhancements for specified television augmentation.

We make podcasts! We produce Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters!, and United Fan Theory

Join us and a bevy of other colorful personalities and bad impersonations from our various super-top-secret podcast research laboratory bunkers as we dig through the dumpster fires of pop culture, like flame-proof trash pandas.
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Jon Roscetti Double Header - rerun w/ a sneak preview of what’s coming soon to the HLPR network
Yup, it’s another rerun! This time it’s a double dose of Mr.Roscetti! Starting off with our original dragon con interview we did with him last summer, and then it rolls right into the one from the spring a few months back…but what’s that first? Oh, just a little update from 3 of your 5 usual suspects! Some changes are coming to HLPR that we will fill you in on and possibly an update on (spoiler) that you won’t wanna miss!
November 20, 2021
Conjectural Technologies Presents: An Interview with Lisa Hammer -Rerun
Hey there everyone! We’re on a touch of a hiatus right now, just about to be swinging back into gear, but here’s our interview with Lisa Hammer as a rerun while you wait! So if you missed it the first time, enjoy! If you heard the first time but wanted to pull it back up for her quote on wether or not she will be back for the upcoming VB movie, or you’ve just missed our voices the last 3 or so months, well, you enjoy it too! From everyone here at HLPR, we just want to thank the lovely Mrs.Lisa one more time, and hope y’all enjoy it.
October 05, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 5 : "That's alligator for growling and saying 'liar' at the same time."
Join the Theorists as they attempt to go Easter egg hunting at the end of time in Loki ep. 5 "Journey Into Mystery". Thanos-copter?! He didn't even know her! Gamora Jokes! (*ba*da*tsss*) Too soon?
July 09, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 4 : "Maybe I even had a jet ski." (SPOILERS! BATTLEWORLD?!)
Spocktor Beast McKoy and Dr. Savage Poppenheimer talk about the possible implications of Loki episode 4 (BATTLEWORLD?!) and DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT BUDDHISM.
July 03, 2021
United Fan Theory - Loki ep. 3 : "Love is a dagger?"
Greeting Theorists! We're at the midway point through Loki and getting more twists than a braided Norse beard. 
June 28, 2021
Learning Bed: Comics 102!
Greetings Venturions-in-waiting! In this episode, we finally swing back around to try and cover all of the comic-book references we missed in the first go 'round! Also, we celebrate The VaudeVillain's one-year anniversary with HLPR!
June 19, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 2 : "We need a hero..."
Greetings pop-culture theorists! Join us as we cover Loki ep.2 "The Variant". Also, we talk about Batman, how to scale devastation, and what makes someone a villain and a real hero at the same time. (Hint: its cunnilingus)
June 16, 2021
Conjectural Technologies Presents: You ask for the LISA, you get the HAMMER!
Greetings Venturoos! The HLPR crew had a chance to interview the incredibly creative Lisa Hammer about her career, voicing Triana Orpheus, and growing up in Salem. There's also a quick drop in from avant-garde Shaolin monk Levi Wilson! And they let us pitch a new startup: Theatrical Butthole Solutions. Yes, it's exactly what you think it isn't. 
June 14, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 1 : "Behave, or You'll Get Your Clock Cleaned"
Greetings pop culture theorists! Join Dr. Savage Poppenheimer, Spocktor Beast McKoy, and Resident Thiccc Greyson as they sift through the first episode of Loki on Disney+!
June 09, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Preliminary Analysis: Loki, s1e1
Join Spocktor Beast Mckoy for a spoiler-free hot-take on the first episode of Loki!
June 09, 2021
Unified Fan Theory - Loki Preview
Hey there. Come me meet the gang as we start off with bang! Loki’s starting this week, and we can’t wait! So we kinda just pre-gushed in anticipation. Hope you enjoy it as much as we did and don’t forget to check back in just after the episode drops each week as we dish out more of what you came here for...theories.
June 09, 2021
Venture Sisters! Gone Hollywood Part 2: Where did the movie touch you?
Hey there Venturoos! Audrey and Dolly are sitting down to talk about the latest big news in the Ventureverse. We're more excited than Colonel Gentleman during a Sabrina the Teenage Witch marathon! Let's talk about the VB movie! 
June 07, 2021
Conjectural Technologies Presents: Jon Roscetti, Again!
Greetings Team Venture! As we gear up for our Operation PROM coverage, storyboard artist Jon Roscetti drops in again to give us insight into some complicated questions about Venture Bros! We also talk discuss the subtle art of nantaimori and wasabi butt-plugs, Venture Bros comic book dream teams, and the decline of the Playboy empire.
May 31, 2021
My Brother's Keeper Pt.3 - Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman
In this episode, The Conjectural Technicians discuss the episode in which we begin to see the boys began growing apart. And vaginas. it goes better than you might think. Maybe not. Either way, we're sorry.
May 30, 2021
HLPR Promo-palooza!
A delicious sizzle reel of all of our promos and fake ads in one tasty serving of audio bacon! Why? Because why not?! This is art, clone slugs!
May 23, 2021
My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Victor Echo November pt.2
The riveting conclusion of our run-through of Venture Echo November! Did you remember to dab?
May 19, 2021
BONUS! My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Uncut cold open
Believe it or not, we really do try to trim it down a bit.
May 16, 2021
Venture Sisters! - We're all mad here!
Hey there Venturoos! We've got a Very Venture Sister Special all about mental health. Just in time for the last hour of the last day of Mental Health Awareness month. Join hosts Audrey Heartburn and Dolly Pardon, along with special guests Baron Beast LaMode and eLON BENzos, for a round table discussion about the mental health of some of your favorite Venture Bros. characters. The gang is sharing some of their best tips for self-care and stress management.  We also want you guys to check out these resources if you ever need someone to reach out to.  Suicide Hotline (800) 273-8255 Veteran's Crisis Network Trans hotline (877) 565-8860 Trevor lifeline (866) 488-7386 Office on Women's Health (OASH) (800) 994-9662 Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) (800) 622-HELP(4357)
May 01, 2021
H.L.P.R Presents: 2021: Year of the Sealab - I,Robot (s01e02)
Two episodes in and it's still like herding robot cats! Beast tries to find someone who actually watched Sealab, Doll gets left to her own de(vices),  and a pantless VaudeVillain begrudgingly saves the day with the strength of five go-rillas. This episode has everything you never wanted and more!
April 18, 2021
My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Victor Echo November pt.1
This week we're putting on our finest Batman costume and hitting the town! The Conjectural Technicians cover fan-favorite episode Venture Echo November! There's so much amazing stuff to cover we had to break it up into two parts! (Also, we just talk a metric fuckton.)
April 04, 2021
Venture Sisters! - Babysitters' Club
Time to grab some popcorn and put in your dental retainer because we're staying up past our bedtime, nerds! We're talking very Venture babysitters! Dolly and Audrey take a look at some of the best (and worst) caretakers of the Venture Bros. And on this week's "Venture Virgins" eLON benZOS sits down with Dolly Pardon and special guest host, Baron Beast LaMode, to recount his adventures on "Ice Station Impossible".  Go Team Venture! 
March 27, 2021
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1: Brisby+ 2: Electric Boogaloo
For the start of Season 2, we're going to Brisby Land! We kick off this season with our Hank and Dean block
March 19, 2021
Venture Sisters! - Eat a Bacon, Dean!
Audrey and Dolly are bringing you a big ol' helpin' of Venture food references this week. And we brought back eLON benZSOS to talk about losing his Venture virginity. Hope you're hungry! 
March 14, 2021
H.L.P.R Presents: 2021: Year of the Sealab - Radio Free Sealab (s01e01)
If you're looking for me, you'd better look under the sea! Because with 2020 in the rearview mirror, we find ourselves well into 2021! Come on a short detour into the murky, uncharted, and sometimes blood-chummed waters in the very first episode of 2021: Year of the Sealab! in this episode, the gang forgets the episode you're listening to right now and Audrey gets shithoused for the sake of podcasting art.
March 13, 2021
Venture Sisters! - Cherry Poppin'
The Venture Sisters have caught themselves a Venture Bros virgin and they're popping his cherry this week. "One of us! One of us!"
February 20, 2021
Venture Sisters! - Relationship Goals
Audrey and Dolly get together with Baron Beast La Mode, from Conjectural Technologies, for a special Valentine's Day threesome. We're talking relationships, surprise butt sex, and snail trails. Come get sticky with us! 
February 06, 2021
Venture Sisters! - Submit to my toast
This week, the ladies are talking about some of the most awkward and cringe-worthy moments in the Ventureverse. It's gonna get weird. Like, pleasure toast weird. 
January 23, 2021
Venture Sisters - Resolutions, Transformations, and Ch-ch-changes!
Throw away your resolutions early and listen to Venture Sisters! This week Dolly and Audrey explore Venture character transformations and horror stories from personal limo experiences! 
January 09, 2021
HLPR: Fuck-a-2020! New Year's End!
So a few of us at HLPR got together on NYE to discuss what Team Venture can expect from us in 2021! Join Beast and the Venture Sisters as they have a quick chat about the upcoming projects from HLPR! Spoilers: We get shit-housed, talk about an upcoming sticker give away, and commit to a Sealab 2021 podcast.
January 04, 2021
The Venture Sisters! - Operation PROM and the Walk of Shame
Happy Holidays Team Venture!  Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support. New Year's Eve is coming up Ventur-oos! This week Audrey and Dolly take this opportunity for a cringe-worthy stroll down memory lane after watching "Operation P.R.O.M." and relive their worst prom night stories. ...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
December 25, 2020
Learning Bed: Caga tio and KFC
Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support ¡Felices Fiestas! Laethanta saoire sona! Boas Festas! 幸せな休日! Prettige Feestdagen! Joyeuses Fêtes! Buone Feste! Hau'oli Lanui! Frohe Feiertage! नव वर्ष की शुभकामनाएं! Trevlig Helg! 행복 휴일! Glade feriedage! Καλές δικακοπές! Bones Festes!חג שמח! Ii holide eximnandi! Beannachtaí na Féile! Furaha likizo! Jie Ri Yu Kuai! ...that is to say, Happy Holidays Team Venture, no matter where you are! This very special bonus holiday episode of Learning Bed is dedicated to our international listeners! From putting a porcelain baby Jesus in the manger at the stroke of midnight to Caga Tió, The Conjectural Technicians talk about their own quirky holiday traditions while discussing and exploring the unique, absurd, and heart-warming ways that people across the globe celebrate the holidays! ...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
December 25, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: A Very Venture Christmas! (s1 special)
Happy Holidays Team Venture!  Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support. In this episode, the Conjectural Technicians get cozy by the fireplace video loop and discuss the season-one holiday classic: "A Very Venture Christmas!" ...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
December 25, 2020
Learning Bed: Citizen HELPeR, Ex Machina
In this episode, join us as we explore the ethical implications of retail home robotics, probe the morality of Asimovian artificial intelligence, and presuppose dark technological futures as foretold by the most loveable robot on office-chair wheels. As we wrap up our first season, the Conjectural Technicians finally take a long, deep, loving (slightly erotic) look at one of the mainstays of the Ventureverse: HELPeR! 
December 20, 2020
The Venture Sisters! - Merry Christmas and Pass the Vodka
Join Dolly and Audrey for a special holiday episode. Grab a doctail and protect your home from the Krampus. It's Christmas time!!
December 12, 2020
Conjectural Technologies - Fallen Arches (s2e8)
Join the Conjectural Technicians and special guest Jon Roscetti (artist, storyteller, mensch extraordinaire) as they examine Fallen Arches in the final episode of our Dr. Orpheus block!
December 06, 2020
The Venture Sisters! - Venture Family Ties
it's a who's who of relatives on this episode of the Venture Sisters Podcast. Join Audrey and Dolly for a look at the Venture Family tree. And learn a huge Venture clue that's been staring us in the face since season 1. Grab a Doctail and jump into your speedsuit, it's time to get trapped in a "Floyd hole."
November 28, 2020
Conjectural Technologies - Return To The House of Mummies Pt. 2 (s2e4)
Come for the Mummies, stay for the necromancy, and enjoy your own "guilty pleasures"! Behold! The Conjectural Technicians finally cover the fan-favorite episode "Return to the House of Mummies, Pt. 2" as they continue to take a long deep look at Dr. Byron Orpheus! 
November 22, 2020
The Venture Sisters! - Saturday Morning Cartoons!
Grab a heaping bowl of Alpha Dog (or Apple Mummy, if you prefer) as Audrey and Dolly talk the dangerous influence of Saturday morning cartoons, cat villains, and Scare Bear theories 
November 14, 2020
Conjectural Technologies - Eeny, Meenie, Miney, Magic!(s2e8)
Coming hot off the Very Venture Halloween special, the Conjectural Technicians dive deep into the unseen, plumbing the infinite depths of Dr. Byron Orpheus! Also in this episode: tasteless orphan jokes, canned pleasures (or pleasure cans, rather), and knowing when you're ready to "be a boyfriend".
November 08, 2020
Conjectural Technologies - A Very Venture Halloween! (s5e1)
A very special Halloween episode from the Conjectural Technicians!  We're dropping in on a magical gathering in the old arachnid research lab to get a look at some sexy-damn-Freddy-Kruegers and maybe try some pleasure toast, grilled with mayo instead of butter. (No crusts, plz!)
October 31, 2020
The Venture Sisters! - Venture Sisters Halloween Premiere
Venture Bros. Serial Killers.  Hilariously awful childhood Halloween stories.  All of this (and more) on the first episode of The Venture Sisters Podcast! The only podcast guaranteed to give you a Rusty Venture!
October 31, 2020
Conjectural Technologies- Return to Malice (s4e4)
The final episode of our 21/24 hench-block "A rare blend of expendable and invulnerable". In a surprisingly introspect episode the Conjectural Technicians reflect on the grieving process, tearing down the ego, Jason Todd, and finger guns.
October 25, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills (s2e10)
We're going the distance! Where do we even start with our longest episode to date? The Conjectural Technicians wax philosophical on the notion of modern platonic friendship, discuss casual historical bestiality propaganda which forces Savage to pose the question “why do people tell kids anything?”, Vaude dies on the ABBA hill then later challenges Savage to watch Twilight in exchange for suffering through Hamilton,  and Beast goes for an early grand slam...a true classic in the vein of the great Maya Angelou if I do say so myself.
October 10, 2020
Conjectural Technologies:The Lepidopterists(s3e10)
Summer may be gone but the boys are back!...and so is “The Boys”, but I promised myself I’d stay on topic in the episode description, it’s amazing though...join us as we kick off the 21 and 24 block! A Rare Blend of Expendable and Invulnerable! So enjoy as we ramble on about hench life, the ‘96 dream team, the valsalva maneuver and puppies crossing that rainbow bridge...ok that got kinda dark, but I promise this will be a rare blend of entertaining and informational (maybe).
September 26, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: Cancellation Conjectures
The brain trust at Conjectural Technologies contemplate the cancellation of Venture Bros. and go through the usual stages of grief by discussing best and worst case scenarios, exploring the idea of "butt-hole cuts", and Savage's favorite french general from WWI. 
September 18, 2020
VenAnon Grief Counseling - Venture Bros. Cancelled!
Well, Team Venture, we're sure you've heard the news by now. Commiserate with Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters, and The Guild of Calamitous Podcast as we discuss the significance and impact of the Venture Bros in our lives. 
September 15, 2020
Conjectural Technologies Presents:An Interview with Jon Roscetti
Today we sit down with none other then Jon Roscetti. Not just a fellow fan of Venture Bros, Jon was a storyboard artist on the show for the first 3 seasons as well as working on numerous other personal and professional projects over the last 20 or so years. So join us as we get to pick the brain of someone who has been to The Astrobase...and lived to tell the tale!!!! Be sure to check out Jon’s website and follow him on social media! Side note:sorry for the audio glitches. Damn you Zoom!!!
September 08, 2020
VenAnon Doctail Hour (and a half-ish)
Ahoy there Venturoos! Join the entire HLPR network crew as we get together over doctails to talk season 8 predictions for Venture Bros. It's gonna get weird.
August 13, 2020
The Passions of The Monarch - Showdown at Cremation Creek pt. 2 (s2e13)
Join your conjectural technicians Prof. Savage, Calamitous Jane, and Baron Beast as they wrap up The Passions of The Monarch by exploring Showdown At Cremation Creek part 2! We also talk about Telsa ownership, the infamous internet-famous anti-Adult Swim Karen,  the ridiculousness of Savage using a Hamilton quote to describe Q-Anon (and Apple stores?), who would win in a headcanon fistfight between "Swole Monarch" (shout-out to @radicalhats!) vs. Superego Rusty,  [Fun fact: Listen carefully and you can hear Keanu Reeves' mustache]
July 23, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The Passions of The Monarch - Showdown at Cremation Creek pt. 1 (s2e12)
Prof. Savage, Beast LeMode, and Calamitous Jane put on their formalwear and attend the wedding of The Monarch and Dr. Girlfriend as they discuss Showdown at Cremation Creek pt. 1! Also, get to know more about our newest host, felonious fashionista Calamitous Jane and her [REDACTED] career in [REDACTED], finally hear the true origins of Beast's pseudonym (and other urban legends from the hipster south), learn the true location of the clit (and other life lessons), and of course *we've got* an explanation for those guys hanging out with Bowie.
July 16, 2020
Venture Home News - Ch-ch-ch-changes
On this episode of venture home news we talk about our internal expansion, mergers and external weirdness. Also, Vaudevillain interviews the Venture Bros Fans FB page admin, DJ the Sovereign! Promotional consideration provided by the law offices of tiny attorney.
July 13, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The Passions of The Monarch - Hate Floats (s2e2)
In this episode, the Conjectural Technicians explore the buoyancy of Monarch's hatred for Doc Venture as well as the burning flame of passion that draws him to Dr. Mrs. The Monarch like a moth a flame. They also discuss appropriate funeral music and progeria patients weaponizing the Make-a-Wish foundation, Gustov Holst, and the previously unexplored aspects of Dr.Mrs. The Monarch's early career! Go Team Venture!
July 09, 2020
Venture Quest Ep. 1 - Jonny Quest - The Mystery of The Lizard Men (s1 e1)
Join us Venturoos as we take a trip in our inter dimensional time travel machine back to the 1960’s hay day of animation! This week we dive deep into the Sargasso Sea with the pilot episode of Jonny Quest! From the history of ill fated K-9 companions to Big Brother’s super creepy faithful ally, The Walking Eye, we’ll be breaking down the episode while also seeing exactly why Jackson and Doc are being sent to the principals office for plagiarism. So throw on some swim trunks and grab that sunscreen, cause we’re ready to go to The Sargasso...on a Quest!!!!
July 07, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The Passions of The Monarch pt. 1 - The Trial of The Monarch (s1e12)
The Conjectural Technicians sit in the peanut gallery for first episode of our exploration of Malcolm Fitzcarraldo, a.k.a. The Mighty Monarch!
July 02, 2020
Venture Home News - Treaty of Tolerance
Join Conjectural Technologies hosts Beast LeMode and the Vaudevillian as they kill time waiting for season 8 by interviewing other fans, talk about science with little or no Authority on the subject, exploring conspiracy theories, and do terrible impressions.
July 01, 2020
Conjectural Technologies Trailer!
Conjectural Technologies is the foremost super-science think tank on the bleeding-edge of supplemental aural enhancements for specified television augmentation!  (We're a Venture Bros Podcast!)
June 27, 2020
Learning Bed: The Future is W💥W!
The Conjectural Technicians look into the notion of super-science, futurology, Bucky Fuller, mid-century industrial science culture, Jack Parsons, walking eyes retrofuturism, and the influence of science fiction on actual science as it pertains to the Venture Bros.!
June 25, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: Brock Block pt 3.2 - The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together pt. 2 (s3e13)
Join the Conjectural Technicians for the final part of the two-part Brock Block finale as they get elbow-deep into "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together pt. 2". Also, find out how to DIY your own learning bed at home, learn how bad-ass Teddy Roosevelt was, and check out some terrible Dr. Mrs. The Monarch and 24 impressions!
June 18, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: Brock Block pt 3.1 - The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together pt. 1 (s3e12)
The Brock Block finale pt.1! Join the Conjectural Technicians as they discuss "The Family That Slays Together, Stays Together pt 1" and learn proper strip club etiquette for espionage, discover the long lost career of Bible Man, define what a "full Ben Affleck" is, and why Gary Busey means never having to say buckle your safety belt.  Put on your helmets, the adventure starts now! Go Team Venture!
June 09, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: Brock Block pt 2 - Assassinanny 911! (s2e3)
The Brock Block continues! Join Prof. Savage, Beast LeMode, and the newest ConjectTech correspondents Bradley Quizboy and Vaude-Villain, as they reflect on Brock's beginnings with "Assassinanny 911!", the satisfaction of punching kids, various Venture fetishes, and the rainbow connection between Phantom of the Opera and Dr. Demento's song about sneaking fish heads into a theater.
May 29, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: Brock Block pt 1 - Viva los Muertos! (s2e11)
The first episode of our 3 part series that dares to look into the face of death himself: Brock f*ckin' Samson. We begin our deconstruction of the blonde-haired buttercream-frosted murder-cake by wading knee-deep into Viva Los Muertos! (s2e11). Also, ROBOBOB malfunctions, we find out what's good about child labor, and learn that the definition of "chicanery" is synthetic amniotic protein fluid.
May 21, 2020
Learning Bed - Comics 101 and Musings on Nostalgia
The first installment of our new series Learning Bed, where we discuss the cultural DNA of The Venture Bros., the careers and influences of the creators, and all the stuff we didn't have time to talk about on our already incredibly episodes.  For your first lesson Prof. Savage, Beast, and ROBOBOB talk the comic references and influences found throughout the series and wax philosophical on the idea that nostalgia may be a prison. So relax, sit back, pull the lid closed on your Learning bed and initiate your first aural somni-didactic lesson: Comics 101
May 18, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The psychosis of Rusty Venture part 3 -Assisted suicide (s4e14)
The final episode in our deep dive into the murky moral mindset of Rusty Venture and explore the implications of being all about that clone life. We also discuss fist-fighting Betty White, schadenfreude, and the value of thinking inside the box. 
May 14, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The psychosis of Rusty Venture part 2 - The Doctor is Sin (s3e2)
Once more unto the breach of Rusty Venture's shattered childhood! This time we get elbow-deep into "The Doctor is Sin" and explore super-science migrant workers, arching family IRL, and the second appearance of Dr. Killinger and his must-have villain accessory of the season. (Hint: it comes in black and it can murder.) Also, the first appearance of our new host-bot ROBOBob!
May 07, 2020
Conjectural Technologies: The psychosis of Rusty Venture part 1 - Careers in Science (s1e2)
Greetings Venturinos, Venturoos, Venturions, and all the Venture viewers in between! Welcome to the first episode of Conjectural Technologies!  Join us as we explore one of our favorite episodes "Careers in Science" and begin our arm-chair psychoanalysis series on the abysmal mental and moral depths of Doc Venture. As fans of the Venture Bros, we trust you won't judge us too harshly, especially on a first episode that doesn't necessarily reflect the rest of the series moving forward. Consider this our "Terrible Secret of Turtle Bay" moment and have a good chuckle as we "venture" our way through this noblest of endeavors. GO TEAM VENTURE!
April 30, 2020