HockeyTrashCast
By Madison & Emily
Madison & Emily share their unsolicited opinions and hot takes on all things NHL hockey while shamelessly rooting for the Colorado Avalanche
HockeyTrashCastMar 26, 2020
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49:11
The Sun Rises in the East, and Someone Has to Fight Brayden Schenn
Hockey is back and games have actually happened! Emily & Madison cover the news from the NHL's opening week as well as the Avalanche's first two games. And of course, the importance of fighting Brayden Schenn.
Oct 26, 202151:10
REAL Hockey is Back!
Last season was fake, but this one is NOT! Emily & Madison are back to get you caught up on the current state of the Avs and to preview the real life hockey games coming up this week (like...these count for *points*). Get ready for another season of NHL hockey with the HockeyTrashCast to keep you company.
(Sorry for the weird audio, working with a new setup, should hopefully sound better next episode!)
Oct 12, 202101:28:44
Covid Protocol
Is the NHL's COVID protocol actually just an anti-Russian conspiracy theory? We cover this important topic as well as the blockbuster Laine/PLD trade in this important episode. Oh and we talk about our beloved Avs too.
Feb 09, 202144:08
2021 Hockey
We're back baby! Hockey has (finally) made it's 2021 appearance and Emily and Madison are back to shamelessly root for the Avalanche and provide their unwarranted hot takes on the drama in the NHL. Ring in the hockey new year with us as we try to figure out who plays for what team these days.
Jan 18, 202149:40
Darcy Kuemper is a Witch
One week into the actual playoffs and it's time to discuss how things are shaping up! Mostly Darcy Kuemper is too talented for his own good, so Emily and Madison ask him to please let a few goals in kthxbye
Sep 07, 202030:51
GoAvsGo
In this episode Emily & Madison preview the first round of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, discuss the first few bubble games for the Avs, and criticize the NHL's failure to acknowledge that Black Lives Matter.
Sep 07, 202041:43
Return to Play
Hockey is back and so are we! In this episode Madison & Emily tackle the NHL's return to play as well as the (nonexistent) NHL response to the Black Lives Matter movement. We also have takes on the NHL Award finalists. Buckle up folks, the bubble has just begun.
Aug 11, 202047:03
TrashCast Uncut - 03/08/2020
Take a look back at 2020 before shit hit the fan. A batch of uncut and unedited episodes from our backlog are here for your listening pleasure.
Mar 26, 202057:46
TrashCast Uncut - 03/01/2020
Take a look back at 2020 before shit hit the fan. A batch of uncut and unedited episodes from our backlog are here for your listening pleasure.
Mar 26, 202049:11
TrashCast Uncut - 02/23/2020
Take a look back at 2020 before shit hit the fan. A batch of uncut and unedited episodes from our backlog are here for your listening pleasure.
Mar 26, 202001:06:06
TrashCast Uncut - 02/09/2020
Take a look back at 2020 before shit hit the fan. A batch of uncut and unedited episodes from our backlog are here for your listening pleasure.
Mar 26, 202028:22
TrashCast Uncut - 02/05/2020
Take a look back at 2020 before shit hit the fan. A batch of uncut and unedited episodes from our backlog are here for your listening pleasure
Mar 26, 202042:21
An Important Update from HockeyTrashCast Regarding COVID-19
We aren't going anywhere! We have some updates from before the season "paused" as well as some musings about what to do from here. Look forward to more episodes coming your way, from the backlog of episodes that need to be edited to early nonsensical offseason content. Stay safe, everyone!
Mar 21, 202018:04
Gritty (allegedly) Punched a Child
Emily and Madison have takes on all things All Star Weekend, even if they are a bit lukewarm, and cover the important topics facings us in the Avs bye week including Gritty attacking children, power rankings, and Is Connor McDavid Okay????
Feb 05, 202049:34
All Star Women
Emily & Madison discuss the upcoming All Star Weekend, the Avs Stadium Series jerseys, and other relevant news from around the league. Oh...and we have to wait until Feb 1st for more Avalanche hockey. (frowny face)
Jan 22, 202037:38
Little a Color, as a Treat
We are halfway through the season! Time for us to break out our red pens and assign each member of the Avs a Midseason Grade! But first, we recap the week in NHL news and Avs games, per usual. Buckle up, this one's a long one.
Jan 20, 202001:43:07
Gabriel Landeshog
Christmas, the Winter Classic, New Year's Day...they all happened, and we talk about them! Featuring pigs! And All Star rosters!
Jan 08, 202027:52
Denver Edition
Remember a time before the holidays when your hosts, Madison & Emily, were both in Colorado to record. We discuss the All Star Game captains as well as the Avs play leading up to the Christmas break and our excitement for the future.
Jan 03, 202028:36
Sidney Crosby Says FU Don Cherry
A recap of Dec 8-14th including the surprising and mysterious firing of Jim Montgomery, Gary Bettman's plan to reduce abuse in the NHL, Sidney Crosby helping his community, and Jesse Compher in the Women's Hockey Rivalry Series.
Jan 02, 202030:31
Friday the 13th
Not a lot happened this week, but we're here anyway! We've got all the latest Avs news on games and injuries as well as our takes on the Devils firing their head coach, Taylor Hall possibly making his way to the Avs, and vigilante justice in the NHL. Also we play the Devils on Friday the 13th, so that's kind of fun to look forward to.
Dec 09, 201920:51
Cale for Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving has passed but there's still some leftovers to chew on. Mo & Kerf talked Leaf to Leaf, the Avs utterly destroyed the Hawks, and Sam Girard got into a very smol fight.
Dec 04, 201945:49
Missing Tyson Barrie Hours
A look back the week of Nov 17th-23rd. Of course, it's always missing Tyson Barrie hours at the Trash Cast, but this week he and Alexander Kerfoot made their return to Pepsi Center so we cry about that a lot. Oh and Babcock got fired and Kerf might've killed EJ
Dec 04, 201938:48
Sports Were A Mistake
A look back on the week of the 10th-16th. Bye, Don Cherry! We share our everlasting love for Cale Makar, our worry for the well being of Tyson Barrie under the Leafs, and our strong feelings about the non-call on Matt Calvert bleeding out on the ice.
Dec 04, 201952:50
Bunch a Scrubs
Take a look back at the NHL news from Nov 4-10, including our hot takes on the jerseys for the Yeehaw Classic, the Maple Leafs crumbling under Mike Babcock, and Foligno's elbow to PEB's head.
Nov 22, 201936:02
RIP to Gary Bettman But I'm Different
A look back on the happenings from the last week of October and first weekend of November in the aftermath of Mercury Retrograde (episodes will be caught up soon!)
Nov 22, 201931:23
And They Were Roommates
A spooky late episode featuring discussion of Halloween, Geno & cryptocurrency, EJ & Gabe being friends, and Sid & Nate on ice with a lot of Timbits. Take a look back at the Avs play the 21st-28th of October.
Nov 16, 201945:11
Spa Day
The Avs have an absolutely kick-ass week and boy do they deserve the spa day Colin Wilson has taken them. Emily & Madison recap this past week in NHL hockey and preview the next week for the Avs, all while giddy with excitement from an incredible week.
Oct 20, 201931:20
Whipper Snipper
Coming at you LIVE from the other side of an Avs victory in DC leaving them 5-0 and UNDEFEATED! Emily and Madison gloat, talk about their loves Pierre-Édouard Bellemare and Ryan Graves, as well as recap and preview more Avalanche hockey.
Oct 16, 201943:20
JT Compher is a Witch
Hockey is like ACTUALLY back now! Emily and Madison cover the Avs first two games, their upcoming week 2 (or week 1.5? idk), and news around the league. Also there's like...a lot of love for the Avs. Like...a lot.
Oct 10, 201938:41
The Big Moose Is Back!!!!!!!!!
Season 2: Electric Boogaloo of the HockeyTrashCast is HERE BABY! Emily and Madison provide a preview of the opening week's action for the Avs as well as an overview of major hockey news, such as the return of our favorite NHL Mikko and the Auston Matthews debacle.
Oct 03, 201938:03
Horse Girl Summer
While EJ is having Horse Girl Summer, Madison and Emily are back with another belated podcast covering offseason hockey news, Avalanche Big Brother, and continuing on with their review of One Vegas Night by Mickey Miller.
Sep 04, 201951:40
Puckboy
This episode is very late! Some out of date news from the NHL is discussed, as well as the first 10 chapters of Micky Miller's "One Vegas Night." Expect more backlogged episodes this week, and enjoy Avs Big Brother and Sims Bachelorette content!
Aug 27, 201940:51
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Jul 18, 201924:28
Free Agent Frenzy 2019
Emily & Madison cover the trades and other anarchy surrounding this summer's free agency, give updates on Big Brother Avs edition, and eulogize Tyson Barrie and Alexander Kerfoot's time on the Avs.
Jul 13, 201952:48
Evil Jack Zimmermann
This week Madison & Emily discuss the happenings in the NHL, Avs development camp, and watch the movie Goon (2011, Michael Dowse).
Jul 07, 201901:04:04
I Can Juggling
NHL awards, the draft, and trade news are discussed, and so are the NHL's new rules. Emily and Madison round out the episode with their rankings of the Avs from least to most Gay Disaster Energy.
Jun 29, 201940:27
2018-2019 Avs Season Grades
In addition to assigning every Avs player a grade for their work this season, Emily & Madison cover the Stanley Cup finals being over, the upcoming NHL awards, and give fictional summer segment updates. Each player is given two grades by each host: one for on-ice performance, and one for their place in our heart.
Jun 19, 201901:21:13
He's a Good Looking Horse
Madison & Emily offer their takes on the Stanley Cup Final (so far), Landeskog the horse, Avs summer content (or lack thereof), and safety in the NHL. Plus updates on Avs Big Brother and Sims Bachelorette.
Jun 14, 201939:32
Fan Choice
This week Emily and Madison discuss IIHF World Men's, the Stanley Cup playoffs, the NHL fan Choice Awards and how the Avs were snubbed, and continue summer segments on Avs Big Brother and the NHL Sims Bachelorette. Also we discover @lillhorny on instagram.
May 24, 201940:55
NHL Turn On Your Location
...we just wanna talk.
Emily & Madison have THOUGHTS on that offside call and are ready to YELL about it. Then it's time to make the graceful transition to off-season coverage, including the introduction of summer segments Avs Big Brother and Madison's NHL Sims Bachelorette. And vague mentions of playoff happenings or whatever.
May 15, 201901:04:58
Playoff Beards and Other Delayed Musings
Reminisce about the days when the Avs were still playing hockey. In another belated podcast, Madison & Emily discuss Sid giving Nate playoff advice, the NWHL player boycott, playoff beards, and the second round of the playoffs. Join us next week as we wrap up the Avs season before heading into generic playoff coverage.
May 13, 201938:29
Crosby's Left Ass Cheek Weighs More than Cale Makar
Throwback to last week! In a very belated podcast, Madison & Emily wrap up round one of the Stanley Cup Playoffs, and then move into the first half of round two. But first they take some detours down the world of hockey news, including their feelings on Matt Duchene as well as their thoughts on penalty video review and a quick recap of the Eight Deadly Sins of the first round of the playoffs, as told by Kelly Harris
May 06, 201901:04:55
The Avs are Going to Round 2!
We're excited, we swear. Madison and Emily share their thoughts on the playoffs thus far, news from around the league, and bracket madness.
Apr 23, 201959:00
Live from Playoff Hell
This week Madison & Emily discuss the events leading up to and including the first week (or four days) of the playoffs, who the superior Compher is, the status of our brackets, and go in depth on how the Avs have been playing.
Apr 17, 201941:27
Playoff Hell
Madison & Emily help you prep for playoff hell with a rundown of who is playing who, how the Avs succeeded in taking a wild card spot, and some news on women's hockey in North America and beyond.
Apr 08, 201930:05
RIP CWHL
As we say goodbye to the CWHL, Madison & Emily also report on the odd news from around the NHL, discuss playoff possibilities, and celebrate Elite Avalanche Players Philipp Grubauer and Tyson Barrie.
Apr 01, 201930:14
Live from Peg City
In this incredibly late edition of the hockey trash cast, Madison & Emily discuss St. Patrick's Day, Tyson Barrie's recent achievements, the state of the NHL playoffs as well as the Avs (possible) place in them.
Mar 30, 201941:42
Some Brand of Queer
This week Madison & Emily have many hot takes on inclusivity (or the lack thereof) in men's hockey and discuss the Avalanche's weak play as of late.
Mar 16, 201940:50
Do It For Gabe
From the Land of Technical Difficulties, Emily & Madison bring you hockey news and hot takes on playoff standings, Sidney Crosby (still king), the growth of women's hockey (we love Lyndsey Fry), and all things Avs.
Mar 13, 201935:40
We Regret to Inform You That We Have Been Traded to Columbus
Among this week's topics of discussion: the trade deadline, Avalanche game show content, Seth Jones and his mom co-wrote an article but he didn't know it, Islanders fans brought out pitchforks for the return of Tavares, and Kurtis Gabriel is our new favorite hockey player.
Mar 05, 201901:05:12