Horror Hags

In the final episode of 2020, Lauren and Dylan talk about their favorite moments of 2020 such as their favorite songs, horror movies, and that abysmal state of the box office. They attempt to leave you on a happy note with movies they're looking forward to in 2021. So break out your masks, your many movie streaming services, and plastic champagne flutes. 

We're saying GOODBYE to 2020!

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Merry Crisis!

This week Lauren and Dylan review one of their favorite holiday modern classics, Krampus! Gather your yule lades, German grandmothers, and spiked hot chocolate! It's about to get chilly!

Happy Holidays!

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He's back! ...again. 

This week Lauren and Dylan finish out Halloween month with the most recent entry in the series. And they have plenty of opinions!

Break out your army of mannequins, a handful of teeth, and your best friend Judy Greer. It's Halloween (2018)!

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It's H20 and we aren't talking chemistry!

This week Dylan and Lauren scramble to finish the Halloween series-post October. We address the Scream comparisons, Michael's new mask, and Laurie Strode - er, we mean Keri Tate's iconic haircut. 

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MR SHEFFIELD IS A VAMPIRE!

This week Lauren and Dylan bring you another nostalgic DCOM bonus episode with this 2000s classic! Grab your wooden stakes and your favorite 90s sitcom actors. It's Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire!

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Halloween II Reloaded: The Re-up!

This week Lauren and Dylan review the considerably less groundbreaking but more explosion prone sequel to Halloween. Break out your white nurse shoes, your estranged murderous siblings, and your children who have been trick-or-treating for the last 13 hours. It's time for Michael Myers takes Haddonfield!

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Happy Halloween! 

Dylan and Lauren kick off spooky season with a bang with an in-depth look into one of the most iconic horror movies of all time, Halloween. They're joined by Halloween virgin, Kyle, to give his first reaction thoughts to this classic (like if he'd smash or pass Dr. Sam Loomis). So call up your babysitter, find your favorite William Shatner mask, and gather your kids to trick or tread around the neighbor at approximately 2:30pm. 

PJ Soles, if you're reading this we love you!  

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Wanna try some pop rocks and Pepsi? I heard they'll make your stomach explode!

In this week's episode, Lauren and Dylan explore the world of urban legends and Tara Reid as they review this 90s could-have-been classic. Ice those kidneys, set your caller ID, and ALWAYS check the backseat!

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Smile! You're on camera!  

This week Lauren and Dylan boot up their laptops and decode this digital-based thriller about a Cam girl with a serious identity crisis. Get your tokens and screen names ready. We'll meet you at the Cam Girl Clubhouse! 

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*BREAKING NEWS*

We come to you with a very important bonus episode. It's our first Hag Hangout! In this special, Dylan and Lauren will be discussing their life in quarantine, what they plan to be for Halloween, what TV shows they've been watching to pass the time, and much more! We had a lot to get off our chests so enjoy! 

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We're sick of rumors saying this is a terrible film! It's actually atrocious. 

In this week's episode, Lauren and Dylan take a deep dive into one of the most prolific early 2000s icons, Lindsay Lohan. Break out your Dr. Pepper lip smackers, low-rise jeans, and hot pink razor flip phones! Oh... and we review a movie as well.

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THE MUMMY 1999 

THE MUMMY 1999 

THE MUMMY 1999 

In part 2 of Horror Hag‘s premiere double feature, Dylan and Lauren discuss the millennial horror adventure classic, The Mummy (1999). Grab your Fenty body lava, a copy of Egyptology: Search for the Tomb of Osiris, Ancient Egyptian Plagues (all ten of them), and get ready to review your childhood sexual awakening!

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*intense chainsaw noise* 

Who’s ready for a relaxing idyllic road trip with 4 of your closest friends in the blistering Texas summer heat to check if anyone dug up your grandfather's remains? Did we mention there's no AC?  Anyone?

In their premiere episode, Lauren and Dylan take a deep dive examination into one of the most influence slasher films of all time, floral wallpaper and all. 

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Hey, Hags!

Lauren and Dylan give you a brief introduction on what you can expect Horror Hags along with a sneak peak of our first official episode!

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