We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine ourselves as the shiny FDRmobile in season 4 episode 11, Three's a Crowd! You wouldn't want them to be cisparent, would you? I'm already blue, you asshole! Come as Pinkie Pie fucking dies, we become trapped in Cube 2: Hypercube, acknowledge that Discord knows about and possibly did 9/11, and do a gender reveal on this flower. I support a woman's right to emit beams- one of Celestia's little tests.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans witness the Pinkie Pie redemption arc in season 4 episode 10, Rainbow Falls! Here, respecting women gets a yeah! Personally, I'm with horse when it comes to Rainbow Dash hoof lettuce. We listen to Fleetfoot Mac's Rumares, admire a man with many bulges, and appreciate some shy feeder fetish sub energy. We open hoof slam the Chron-neigh-cles of Maredick VHS into the VCR because girl, you're literally a horse.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans announce good news! It's now weird when we have sex in season 4 episode 9, Pinkie Apple Pie! We acknowledge that Horse Fast and Furious is about family, meet Pattern Baldness and Pussy Whip, and notice that this dick tastes familiar. Will you, our listeners, understand Dr. Philtrum? We have our best "what are hands" yet while twinks are always dismantling my jalopy. We've noticed that it's hard to be crab, but soft to be bug. Have you?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 8, Rarity Takes Manehattan! We theorize about what could be Scout's mom, appreciate an apple jack, gentrify a Pinkie Pie song, talk about where minutes come from, and give some special dispensation to Big Macintosh. And, hey, Spike's dagwoodmoding while Rarity achieves Super White Woman God White Woman.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans preserve the Maresquarade in season 4 episode 7, Bats!! We take a whimsical journey with James and the Giant Apple, we really make you think about apples, and, as always, announce the witching hour. The thing about women is that they love branch and that girls need their bessence in order to suck. Please only send us related peemails.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Bean...s meet enjoy Riven: The Sequel to Myst (mare Myst) in season 4 episode 6, Power Ponies! We play Horse Flipper, do some Extreme Marekovher: Horse Edition, and, hey, try reading book hole. After all, some days you're the beams, some days you're the woman. We do agree that shampoo expires, though, baby.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet HOA Harshwhinny in season 4 episode 5, Flight to the Finish! Don't let anyone dull your Dusk Shine while we meet my dad, Emerald Mine. Let's see if we can get our shooting JFK (John Frankfurter Kiss) cutie marks. There's just SO much horse.

Also, hey, you should commission our darling Beans (https://bit.ly/DraekosComm)

We're gonna be at Vancoufur this weekend (March 6-9, 2025), come say hi!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans appreciate the Women Real Engine in season 4 episode 4, Daring Don't! Come wonder at Vriska kin Rainbow Dash, a real life Vriskhorse, from inside Grace balls. We debate the merits of pinkie down pieonomics, marvel at the Ring of Bestiny, and, of course, the Great and Powerful Penis. Happy National Random Holiday Party Day to all who celebrate.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get put in little plastic capsules in season 4 episode 3, Castle Mane-ia! Come as they're making me a super super rare five star PNG, ask if you'd do it for a spikey snack, horse book loaf wins, and, of course, what is a pussy if not nature's weird hallway?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask why Luna would do something like this in Season 4 episode 2, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part Two! Come along as we urge Twilight to drink the time cum, write a letter to the princess about fracking, and don't wanna to let Rainbow Dash vote. They're trauma bonding without you, you know. Over there where friendship is dirt.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans agree Fluttershy might like to be a twink in Season 4 episode 1, Princess Twilight Sparkle: Part One! Come with us as we Gurren Logoff, Pray the Tongue Away, and try to become Vine stars but it's 2024.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans enjoy a novelty Princess Celestia-shaped pencil eraser in our Equestria Girls mailbag and Fall of Sunset Shimmer discussion! Also available in video form. Check out some 90s horror webcomic face, learn it from you, mom, unlock eyebrows for 30 minutes a day, notice Princess Celestia's eye crusties, and get slurped into the kuribussy. We consider wing tucking, ride in the popemarebile, avoid the horse domarestication guide, and be warned about the guy whomst does the sucking.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do the Mij face at the camera as we discuss the second half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We get flashbanged by penis, have our nipples surgically replaced with the patreon logo, enjoy trying to have sex with a horse, engage with a perfect 50/50 cringe/bop ratio, enjoy some dick lickable cloptent, and don't talk to us unless you can put your rainbow dick in my goose vagina! And, of course, we could never ignore Twilight Sparkle's Toe Corner in our Discord vent channels.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans admire the most important hat in all of Equestria as we discuss the first half of the first Equestria Girls movie! We go wives akimbo, have the cutie mandate of heaven, shake our heads at this mareless wretch, and, of course, you'll never fit in if you can't tuck.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans asked for NO pickles in season 3 episode 13, Magical Mystery Cure! We only respect good dragon in this house, fuck you if you weren't born, thank Miss America, remember that Rainbow Dash loved being in that jar, and acknowledge my faithful student, Timbits Skunkle.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans violate the copyright in season 3 episode 12, Games Ponies Play! We consider Better Chrysalis Theory, gak on my gyro bowl til I stabilize, become narutypical and the next hokage (horse hokage), and enjoy Chekov's Bun while we're welcomed to the wiki.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't sell baskets of eggs covered in cloth in season 3 episode 11, Just For Sidekicks! They crucify our boy, we do that thing to Horse Shinzo Abe, and eventually build up an immunity to fall damage while Sparky need drinky.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider an interesting argument. Unfortunately, we've already drawn you as the blown-out Rarity in season 3 episode 10, Keep Calm and Flutter On. We appreciate Spoonity, become Ourbiquitous, comrade, and, of course, splat booda bing, you're done, you two-faced gravy misunderstander.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans check out some foss pornography in season 3 episode 9, Spike At Your Service. We list 12 buckets to knock over before you die, shoot a man named dick pope, acknowledge the neighstalgia critic, get into our shipping gayzebo, and, of course, go count grass.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have the high ground in season 3 episode 8, Apple Family Reunion. We have surprising apple opinions, refuse to get red delicious pilled, fuhgeddaboutit, consider the Super Ontmario Sisters, and, of course. Gay bats. Happy pride!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wish the mail pony would just cum already in season 3 episode 7, Wonderbolts Academy. After all, in Canterlot, you can be cum. We watch someone get assigned bottom at academy, consider the Interneightional Horse Chess Federation, meet Copr, Maldr, and Seethr, agree we have trans hooves, have a crumb of loaf, and make some pro-teen powder.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans marvel at the rare and powerful scroaf in season 3 episode 6, Sleepless in Ponyville. We say hi to Scrunchaloaf, join the Sisterhood of the Traveling Couch, meet Sleep Deprivedaloo and Sweaty Belle, and, of course, mare door hook hoof car horse.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a little toe trolling in season 3 episode 5, Magic Duel. We experience the reverse Samus twist, fail the boychdel test, listen to mare chemarechal romarence, and appreciate a neurotypical short king and ethical mare balls while we watch the Great and Powerful Trixie make this estrogen disappear.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans meet Cutie Markiplier in season 3 episode 4, One Bad Apple. We say hey to Sweetie Yug, learn the Interneightional Ponetic Alphabet, kin a pump and get to pumpin' here, concur that boys are allowed to smell things, appreciate da big apple, and agree that splat booda bing, you saved me!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans gotta gotta get down because we marelinol in season 3 episode 3, Too Many Pinkie Pies. We notice that all a unicorn's outfits are horny, agree that you should save a car by riding a horseboy, and enjoy the nature's candy that is barn raisins.

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Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans look at a basket in season 3 episode 2, the second part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as Twilight calls the teacher "mom", admit to a love wins long con, sigh and acknowledge that SOMBRA-19 is still happening, and teach Beans about pomf.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans go wherever they sent Neighponeon in season 3 episode 1, the first part of The Crystal Empire. Join us as we meet a dark empath, note that Twilight keeps running at the pool, agree that Shining Armor's balls never dropped (but WERE demolished by a changeling army), enjoy a crystal cheesewich, and consider becoming double isekai'd.

You may want to listen to the preshow (Pulling Back The Curtain) before this!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans reject commoner jizz in season 2 episode 26, the second part of A Canterlot Wedding. Join us as we mind palacing these nuts, fumble Shining Armor's bag, have Beans get snortballed with a weekend at Braeburnie's, check out the most important white boy in all of Equestria, meet Princess Scrunchlestia, appreciate Sausage Armor and Princess Casing, and, at the end of the day, watch as love unfortunately wins.

The Lady of the Library and faer darling plushbug Ripped Seams welcome our lovely listeners to some stuff they might want to know before starting the big ol' finale.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take things at long face value in season 2 episode 25, the first part of A Canterlot Wedding. Come as butterfly Applejack is the funniest shit we've ever seen, you give your friends puberty with sonic rainbooms, and watch as half a dozen royal guards take one look at some foaltenyl and immediately die.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans engage in mare to mare communication in season 2 episode 24, MMMystery on the Friendship Express. Come understand the shape of silence, watch Rainbow Dash drop her weighted training strap, ask why Twilight Sparkle didn't teleport the ring to Mordor, win the Dames for Impact award, get cakehooves AND frostingpilled, find a puppy-coded loaf (a ploaf), not to mention a bonus loaf, understand the fault in our cars, meet Transity, AND after all that, I vored your cartoon!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get cutiepilled and markhooves in season 2 episode 23, Ponyville Confidential. Come with us as we learn that Pinkie Pie is NOT the coast guard and point at the two boys, stuck with bubblegum together 'cause they're not gay and stay for Spark's typewriter takes!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans let boys say things in season 2 episode 22, Hurricane Fluttershy. Come marvel at Blossom The Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Marene. Remember, if you got isekai'd, you have to tell us. We consider the majestic Pizza Diane Pie and watch the womanamaremeter spin because women are always banishing me to the eyeball zone.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cut a boy gland clean off in season 2 episode 21, Dragon Quest. Check out sissy Spike, or possibly show us transgender Spike. He's not like other dragons, after all. He's a horse. Marvel at the rare lineless phoenix as we add mysterious bulges with Rainbow Dash's muscular bones.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask if you've heard about gender in season 2 episode 20, It's About Time. We put the sandwich-shaped dick in the sandwichussy, point at a suspiciously human nose, warn Pinkie Pie about her ballussy, and, as always, Graceful Spark explains how King Crimson works. Come marvel at this inefficient doomsday prepper and George who died of wet blankets. Also, Tartarus is real?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans fuck a nerd for asparagus in season 2 episode 19, Putting Your Hoof Down. After all, we're not straight, but asparagussy is asparagussy. Everypony knows you can't fuck Lemmon Pussy for a cherry, but you can appreciate a homeskunk, and, of course, the tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die faster, pony 47.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a trumpet yeehaw in season 2 episode 18, A Friend in Deed. We ask if she eats these, make some tau jokes, meet Ponyville's Attorney Specific, admit that love wins (wife ins), but at what cost, and Spark uses her penis like she always does.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine Sisyphus and Diamond Tiara pissed at everything in season 2 episode 17, Hearts and Hooves Day. We celebrate a cutie loaf, realize that Catholicism real, and commiserate that they took my clown in the divorce. We meet a different human chest hair guy, tolerate consensual feminization, and, in conclusion, pilot emblems are mech cutie marks.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't like Scrubie Pie in season 2 episode 16, Read It And Weep. We do surgery on a Pinkie Pie, ask Rainbow Dash how she's this cringefail but agree that she's allowed to be naked, discuss maregma, and concur that darings only do this when they're extremely distressed.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans forget about ram TF in season 2 episode 15, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. We meet Foamy Top, consider perfectly spherical horses in a vacuum, congratulate the show on its nice France reference, go off about cider logistics, and agree: we don't want to be isekai'd into ALF. Also, uh, Spark probably has a job by the time this episode goes out, but we left the plea in as a joke. Thank you, though!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 14, Baby Cakes. We notice that Winamplejack really whips the llama's ass, appreciate that stinky GILF drip, have a hole, detect a MILF, and agree on something important: plot rules. And we have a special fandom history corner!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 13, Baby Cakes. We notice it's Spark-thirty and thus time for dick-flattening, talk about a cake that kins a pump, hoot and holler about Clover the Transgender, and mourn the free online encyclopedia that nopony will ever edit again.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans serve Shakespearean cunt in what we're calling season 2 episode 12. Hearth's Warming Eve. We learn that keikaku means horse plan, Spark goes off about the class divide in Equestria for like ten minutes straight, and, I gotta tell ya, love wins. I'm sorry we didn't put that many jokes in this episode, but, like, neither did Hasbro. Oh, and they call their planet Earth. What the hell.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get up early in the morbing for season 2 episode 11(?) 12? The zap apple one. Diversity win! The worst woman you know is transgender, your grandma is cringefail, and do you fine ponies know where a gentlecolt can get some acid? Join us while we sell rich people to drugs so we don't have to collect horse social security.

In this episode of Warning! Incoming Dames, Stage Fright and Memory Leak meet the Walking Doug in season 1 episode 2 of ReBoot. We get into chair ball insertion, ask whether there's a Missus Suck, give crystal head, apply our honesty patches, and we just can't wait to cloud compute our data algorithm til we dropbox.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans make half the world forget about feet in season 2 episode 10. We try not to contract #fossteoperosis, have more Eminem, somehow, make an appointment with Doctor Normal, observe that the Ponyville's biggest sub wants to be a troop, and, of course, she ten gallon on my hat 'til I yeehaw.

Also, hey, Spark's birthday is on the day after this goes live, so say something nice about her. This is kind of a prank current-me is playing on future-me because I'm usually too shy to mention it on the day.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get feet and elite in season 2 episode 9 with another win for McCarthyism. We ask why they named the horse foot, and make some difficult deSHEsions in honor of women's history month.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take on season 2 episode 8 by knocking on wood, inventing the humble sigma mare, give Beans her biweekly de-wizening, and ask the big question: What's with these POnies dissing my MARE?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dive into dame theory, go hurling, discuss a surprising amount of skin, and, of course, will krump with you, Twilight.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember a fancy little egg lad, consider The Big Lebeanski, theorize about Pony Erectus, and ask the big question: do you remember arms?