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Hot Tub Talks

Hot Tub Talks

By Average J's

Simple entertainment from a hot tub. Listen as the Average J's set weekly challenges in hopes of being better people, discuss amusing current events and maybe learn a thing or two while following their dreams. Weekly episodes until they're electrocuted from dropping a mic in the water.
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Papa's New Guinea

Hot Tub TalksOct 14, 2019

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Vegan Butters

Vegan Butters

Cam Soda update, holiday stores, El Chapo, no elbows, diets and more.

Dec 03, 201930:07
Cream Me Up

Cream Me Up

Gambling Jan, Thanksgiving webcams, $70 BILLION, Butters on IR, hugs and more.

Nov 25, 201935:31
A Lawless Land

A Lawless Land

Skates vs Gravity (Roller City vs Average J's), saccadic masking, radiotrophs, casual break-ups and more.
Nov 18, 201937:27
Pizza that A$$

Pizza that A$$

Gnar, death row, pizza, Antarctica, would you rather's and more.
Nov 11, 201933:53
Animal King-dumb

Animal King-dumb

Tom DeLong's bong, animal trivia, Drakes' evolution, 'za toppings, Voyager Denver and more.

Oct 29, 201933:45
Butters Meets God

Butters Meets God

Pumpkin epidemic, choking hazards, geography rd. 2, spirit animals, time travels and more.
Oct 21, 201938:56
Papa's New Guinea

Papa's New Guinea

Tough mornings, Jesus shoes, geography lesson, space force, nips and more.

Oct 14, 201935:23
Moving the Chains

Moving the Chains

Hinge workshop, ocean life, karaoke, billboard porn, magazine sponsorship and more.

Oct 07, 201937:52
F*ck your PB&J

F*ck your PB&J

Innate fears, Justin vs Gravity, homelessness, BBC Center, volunteering and more.

Sep 16, 201932:10
It's Your Funeral...

It's Your Funeral...

Facing the music, Area 69, pirates, blumpkins, plus-one rules and more.

Sep 09, 201931:01
Back on our Sh*t

Back on our Sh*t

Fibromyalgia flairs, underpaid pros, Koko (RIP), parents giving up, Knauer Wedding, following dreams and more.

Aug 14, 201925:08
G-Hole Button

G-Hole Button

Maggie Gyllenhall, lip kissing, aliens, Bruce Vilanch, dinner guests and more.

Jul 29, 201935:02
Father I Have Sinned

Father I Have Sinned

Apologies, podcast camp, most dominant species, fast food, undies and more.

Jul 24, 201924:24
Killer Wal-E

Killer Wal-E

Vernon, killer whales, breakup advise, true love and more.

Jul 17, 201929:24
Electric Love

Electric Love

Bath Salts, Switzerland, Adele, Moon landings double dates and more.

Jul 08, 201934:45
Amnesia Pussivus

Amnesia Pussivus

Español, AI, laxitives, sex ed, nightmares, uncomfortable comfort and more.

Jul 01, 201924:28
Love at High Altitude

Love at High Altitude

Divorce lottery, crack heads, mountain boners, basketball with middle schoolers and more.

Jun 26, 201927:44
Purple People Eaters

Purple People Eaters

Ferris wheels, Toto and PETA, O-zone warning, conspiracies and more.

Jun 17, 201936:04
Tired of Giving BJs for Burgers

Tired of Giving BJs for Burgers

Warm introduction , potato supply and demand, war animals, podcasting to mars, Justin goes platinum blonde and more.

Jun 10, 201932:33
All the Khalifa’s

All the Khalifa’s

Travels, London, sex letters, deep holes, Manchester showers, survival and more.
Dec 30, 201837:18
Homo Erectus

Homo Erectus

Grandma at Denny's, Sex Island follow up, porch pirates, Polynesia, breaking news and more.

Dec 24, 201857:10
Santa's Hog

Santa's Hog

Sex Island competition, Santa Baby, Dale breaks bro-code and a very special interview with a certified MILF. Hit subscribe!
Dec 17, 201801:12:33
The Glory Days

The Glory Days

Butters' dad, movie trailer, T-mobile robbery, Air Force One, love languages, letters from summer of '08 and more.
Dec 10, 201801:02:58
Three Legends

Three Legends

5 letters, poo screens, compliments, wild Teddy Roosevelt, Average J's try Spanish, movie trailer and more.
Dec 04, 201801:14:22
Who's Daddy Now

Who's Daddy Now

Classes, bouncy houses, gambling, Thanksgiving, dinosaurs, twins and more.
Nov 26, 201856:17
Half Way Thru Christmas

Half Way Thru Christmas

Arts and crafts, Just Nut November, weddings, Justin's boot accident, candles, Russians, Jenny Ann and more.
Nov 19, 201801:09:36
Revenge Tour

Revenge Tour

Penthouse level roundhouse kicks, fear boners, constipation eels, space legos, Wisconsin cheese and more.
Nov 12, 201801:06:19
Follow Your Dreams

Follow Your Dreams

Dancing with the devil, tipping big, animal facts, cougars need love, roundhouse kicks and more.
Nov 05, 201852:14
Mega Millions and Penicillin

Mega Millions and Penicillin

Simple pleasures, stickin' it to the man, World War 2 champion, house parties, an old man and more.
Oct 29, 201856:30
Pons Infarction

Pons Infarction

Brandon Girtz MMA, tossin' hogs, unwanted boyfriends, fights, karaoke and more.
Oct 21, 201851:60
Two Chihuahuas and a Lost Trash Can

Two Chihuahuas and a Lost Trash Can

The secret to success, lost dogs, trash thieves, milk, getting introspective and more.
Oct 15, 201838:57
Octo-molly

Octo-molly

Octopus raves, R Kelly goats, butt stuff safety, pizza and more
Oct 08, 201834:48
Red Flags and Lasagna

Red Flags and Lasagna

Six Flags, wedding rings, Lil Wayne, lottery, informational presentations and more.
Oct 01, 201852:43
Deep Sea Pervs

Deep Sea Pervs

Saving the world, sexually aggressive dolphin, condiments, awkward dates and more.
Sep 24, 201842:22
Lizard Brains

Lizard Brains

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Sep 17, 201840:37
Porto-Potties and Mud Pits

Porto-Potties and Mud Pits

Bare minimum effort, insects take over Philly, scat, sex, roll tide, dick sized nipples and more.
Sep 10, 201852:07
My Body Is A Temple (of Garbage)

My Body Is A Temple (of Garbage)

Volunteering gone wrong, Tough Mudder, foreign accents, jailed in Budapest, 10Ks and more.
Sep 03, 201844:23
Clandestine Buffalo

Clandestine Buffalo

Failure, Kroger fishnet jerseys, sexi(e)st places, redemption, Tough challenge and more.
Aug 27, 201848:26
It's Britney B*tch

It's Britney B*tch

Push-ups, crows stealing jobs, Kevin Ferdinand, facts only, honest Abe, volunteering and more.
Aug 18, 201858:19
Dragon's Breath

Dragon's Breath

Double date recap, flamingos, desirability, bat bombs, spicy moonshine, push-up challenge and more.
Aug 13, 201848:30
Infancy

Infancy

Yoga, 23andMe, AeroMexico, Walt Disney incidences, jury duty, double date and more.
Aug 13, 201846:57
Re-Birth

Re-Birth

Podcast re-launch, tipping, drug dogs, hot tub facts, bourbon and more.
Aug 13, 201848:25