How To Be A Llama

Short episode today, and sorry for the audio quality (I forgot to bring the microphone)! "Drama Llama" and I talk about selling Girl Scout cookies, what hasn't changed in dating since "Papa Drama Llama"'s youth, and why "Mama Llama" gets DIFFERENT LOVE!

In today's special episode, it's ARI'S BIRTHDAY PARTY! We are joined by return guest Maya and new guest Star! As discussed in previous episodes, "Drama Llama" cooked dinner for her party guests and had some stragglers spend the night. We discuss the importance of friends, what shenanigans the girls got up to, what happened the morning after, and more!

In this episode we're PREDICTING THE FUTURE! "Papa Llama" found some interesting facts about 1984 (when HE was 12!), and "Drama Llama" tries to predict what will happen in 12 more years, PLUS what her life will be like when she's DAD's age!

In today's episode, "Papa Llama" takes off to San Jose for 48 hours of FOOTBALL FUN, Ari & "Mama Llama" have a "Girls Night", budgets get budgeted, & science gets SCIENCED (It's a word, I swear...)!

In today's episode, "Drama Llama" IS 12 YEARS OLD! :-O We talk about her birthday spent with frequent guest Maya, learn that bees can do MATH (?), discuss how thieves in Britain stole "America" (?), and find out why white sand beaches are covered in POOP?!?

HAPPY NEW YEAR! On this last episode of 2019, "Drama Llama" is SICK! :-O What to do? We talk about her comfort foods, ways to help your tween/teen bounce back, and the importance of sleep! Short episode today, but important!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! In today's episode, we talk about Drama Llama's baby cousin's 1st holiday season, learn what happens when your elephant onesie is too baggy, answer our houseguests' questions, and learn why Scotland HATES BLONDES & WOMEN?!?

In today's episode, we get a little...Weird. We talk about weird holidays (like "Blame Someone Else" Day!), weird veggie news (like using 1000 Brussel Sprouts to light a XMAS TREE?), and weird state laws (like calling a WATERMELON your state vegetable?!?). Plus, we discuss our holiday traditions, answer listener questions, and talk about our Best Thing of the Week!

Today's episode comes straight from the car line! We talk about the recent London attack (involving a narwhal tusk!), what "Winter in Vegas" is really like, talk about our holiday wish list, and discover THUNDER SNOW! :-O

It's almost TURKEY DAY! In this episode, we learn what the 1st Thanksgiving was REALLY like, discover that killer whales are FAKES, answer listeners questions, and talk about turkey gangs wreaking HAVOC ON RETIREES!

Sorry we're a day late! We've been super busy getting ready for a certain llama's SCIENCE FAIR! We discuss her projects (old & new), learn some cool science facts, learn why "all that glitters" is not edible, answer listener questions, and try to figure out COLD FUSION?!?

In this episode, MAYA'S BACK! With midterms looming, we talk about some good study habits, conduct a VERY scientific taste test of Smash Crispy™ treats, learn how to make "cinaminaminaminamon" (?) rolls, and figure out what's wrong with our respective schools!

Happy Halloween!

In this episode, we discuss Trunk-or-Treats, selling Sno-Cones in 35° weather, scary art from Tim Burton coming to Las Vegas, & answer listener questions about the future!

In today's episode, we have a Special Guest! "Drama Llama" had a sleepover and her friend decided to be on the podcast. Together, we discover how fast your blood moves, answer a listener's question re: dream jobs, & learn why some pumpkins are BLUE!

In this episode, we cover some travel tips when surprising your llama, "Drama Llama" finds out that flies like poop, we learn which President got stuck in the White House bath tub, and we meet a PIG!

The Llamas are invading the Magic Kingdom! In this episode, we check in from Radiator Springs, give our tips for Disney first-timers, discuss our hatred of Toon Town cabs, and answer questions from our Phoenix friends!

In this episode, "Drama Llama" talks about flying solo for the first time, we talk about her school's lockdown procedure, learn how to melt steel with STOMACH ACID (?), and find out where the sweetest street in the world is (Hint: It's in Germany)!

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In this episode, we recount our little Llama's 1st trip to the circus - or, more precisely, Cirque du Soleil at MGM Grand in Las Vegas! We also discuss seeing things from different perspectives, dealing with rumors at school, baking some cream puffs for a friend, and walking around the WORLD FIVE TIMES?!?

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In this episode, "Drama Llama" recounts her amazing sleepover, we learn about invading cows and frozen ham missiles, find out how grasshoppers hear with their BELLIES?!?, and more!

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"The Prince and the Dressmaker" by Jen Wang:

*Apologies for the slightly shorter episode. Someone was tired.*

On this episode, we investigate what kids did 100 years ago, learn just how freaky octopuses are (octopi?), figure out what kind of food we'd be, and try to DEAFEN OUR LISTENERS!!!!

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In this episode, our "Drama Llama" explains why EVERY subject is her favorite this year, professes her love for pajamas,  answers listener questions, and learns that she can fit inside a SUGAR CUBE?!?

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ARI'S GOING TO MARS!!!! Well, sort of...

Today's episode  is going off-planet! We learn about neutron stars, dig up some facts about botany (get it?), Ari finds out she's going to the Red Planet, and we do some time travel to answer a listener's question!

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Today's podcast is about a slightly more serious subject: DEATH.

A family friend recently lost a family member, and this got us thinking about how Little Llamas might handle this pivotal life event. We discuss the importance of having a support structure, talk about how to move on with your life, and learn why the Eiffel Tower GROWS (???)  in the summer!

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IT'S OUR FIRST EPISODE! It's almost Back-To-School time for our little "Drama Llama", and while her parents are looking forward to some peace & quiet, Ari is here with a reminder about what a Llama needs for school! We talk about our Best Thing of the Week, discuss what we learned today, answer a couple of questions about our relationship, and make weird noises!

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