How to Malay
By Qam
How to MalayMar 15, 2022
Ep.114 Quran Burning in Sweden! Mosques Free Gifts are Different in each Country!!
It's been a while. Apologies its been a hectic start to the new year! But we are back with a new episode.
Enjoy!!
Ep.113 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Zainal joins us!!
1st episode of the New Year! Zainal joins us back to just update us on whatever the hell is going on! We talk about our new year's eve, fast food, comedy and a lot more!!
Join us for 2023 version of How to Malay!! We have missed you lot!
Ep.112 World Cup FINALS in KL! Qam went to KL and watched MUZ!
New episode!! Qam just got back from KL where he met MUZ and the KL peeps! We talk about his time there, world cup finals, malaysian food made Qam sick and a lot more!!
Check out new episodes!!
Ep.111 Malaysian Linesman in the WORLD CUP?! Qam is into FEET?
Apologies for the late episode! But enjoy us nonetheless! We talk about Comedy, World Cup, Perversions and a lot more!
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Ep.110 ANWAR is Prime Minister!!! Wakanda Forever review!
New week new ep. Whirlwind of a week for Malaysians as they get a new PM but it wasn't without it's uncertainties. We talk about that and also our review of Wakanda Forever!
Enjoy!
Ep.109 LRT Breakdown in KL! Malaysian Comedians URGES you to VOTE!
New week, new ep! This week we continue election talks and why it's important to vote, LRT break down and a lot more!!
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Ep.108 Douglas Lim is the next GOAT in Hip-Hop!? Muz hates MAMEE!?
New week, New ep! Enjoy!!!
We talk about Douglas Lim's new song with SONAONE, politics stuff and snacks growing up!
Ep.107 Syed Saddiq in TROUBLE!? President Halimah is an influencer!?
Sorry for the delay!! But new ep is out!!
We talk about Deepavali, Malaysian elections, Singapore news and a lot more!!
Ep.106 Malaysian Flood Elections! Funeral stuck in a lift!?
New ep!!! We talked about upcoming Malaysian election, why Singaporeans not dating and a Funeral procession stuck in a lift.
New episodes out weekly!
Ep.105 Zainal comes back an ROASTS Qam! F1 Madness!
New week, new ep. And this week we got Zainal joining us back again! A same old brand new host!! We caught up and talked about F1 in Singapore and a lot more!
Ep.104 Qam just enjoys BAD things! Najib's daughter needs to STFU!
New week! New Ep! We talk about this weeks news and more personal stuff! Enjoy!
New podcast out weekly
Ep.103 Najib is sick!? RIP Queen. HDB Flats are basically Prisons?
New week, new ep!! We talk about the Queen's passing, Najib being sick, Muz says HDB Flats are like prison and a lot more!
Ep.102 Najib finally in JAIL! Merdeka day was AITE!
We are back!!! We talk about Merdeka day, Najib finally in jail, 377a repealed and a lot more!
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Ep.101 We love you CRACKHOUSE!!! Special episode!
This week we talk about the memories and good time we had at Crackhouse comedy club. Since the club has technically been officially 'shutdown' we got friends to send in clips to talk about their memories and stories.
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Ep.100 Singapore National Day! Missing Battleship in MY!
New week, New episode!! This week we talk about the Singapore National Day, Malaysia not getting battleships that they bought, the REAL reason why Thor was banned and a lot more!!
New episodes out weekly!
Ep.99 QAM IS IN KL!!!! First in person podcast!
Qam was on holiday in KL and met up with Muz for this week's special episode! We talk about everything going on in KL and also about National day!
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Ep.98 Zainal returns! KL shuts down more venues! Zainal and his dad did WHAT in Bangkok?!
New week, new episode.
Zainal is back to join Muz and Qam with more Mat Kilau talk, KL closing more art venues, price increase in KL and a lot more!
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Ep.97 KL Comedy updates! Qam's true feelings about Mat Kilau!
New week, New episode.
We give an update about KL Comedy being attacked, Thor not being shown in Malaysia and Qam's real true feelings about the Mat Kilau movie!
We are out weekly!
Ep.96 Stripping Girl causes Comedy Club to shut down!! Feat. Keren Bala Devan
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Ep.95 Qam got COVID!? Man shits in public inside Singapore Mall!?
New week, new episode!
Apologies for missing last week, Qam was literally dying. This week we talk about getting covid, man shitting in public, durian season and a lot more!!!
Ep.94 R.I.P Adibah Noor. Uncle Roger HATES Singapore food!
New week, new upload!!
This week we talked about the legacy left by Adibah Noor, Nigel Ng performing in Singapore, David Beckham coming to SG and Volunteer tourism in Malaysia.
Join us every week!
Ep.93 KTM Station in Singapore is pretty much Malaysia! Qam finds Jawi weird!!
New ep!!! We talked about KTM being back, Malaysia abolishing the death penalty, Jawi being weird and a lot more!
Enjoy! We are out weekly!
Ep.92 Why is CAMBRIDGE still judging Singaporeans!? Tradesman are far more important than other jobs!
Another week, another pod!!
This week we talk about Americans calling Malaysia 3rd world, Singapore exams still being under Cambridge and the importance of Tradesman.
Thanks for the support. Love you all!!
Ep.91 Malaysia bans chicken exports to Singapore!? Kopi keeps your dick hard for 4 HOURS?
This week we talk about Malaysian comedians visiting Singapore, Malaysian chicken stopped entering Singapore and also a KOPI made a guy hard for 4 hours. Plus a lot more!!
Join us weekly!
Ep.90 Ustaz banned from Singapore! Malay Comedy is just selfish improv!
Welcome back! This week we talk about Malaysian's data being sold for really cheap, Singapore denying entry to an extremist Ustaz, Transport AGAIN, Malay comedy and a lot more!!
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Ep.89 Sometimes you HAVE to give up on your dreams! DEBATE! DR STRANGE!
SPOILERS for Dr. Strange Multiverse of Madness from 53:00 mark.
New week! New things to talk about. Qam thinks he might be invincible, insects at RnR, Malaysian debates and a lot more!!
Thanks for catching this episode.
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Ep.88 Hari Raya a DAY early in Malaysia!? Qam wore a snapback as a songkok?
This week we talk about the mess that Hari raya day 1 was. It being a later in SG compared to MY and Brunei, Ex-PM of Singapore doing a racists greeting for Hari Raya, Qam hurting himself at prayers and a lot more!!
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Ep.87 Hari Raya Reunion! The boys are back together!!
P.S we recorded this before the announcement that Malaysia announced Hari Raya a day early.
We are back for a Hari Raya gathering!! We discuss the quirks of Hari Raya and also share our Hari Raya experiences!
Ep.86 Boy pees in a foodcourt!? Don't sing on my plane!
New week! New pod! Sorry for the lateness of this week. It's been a hectic week. But we don't miss a week!
Enjoy the new episode. Love y'all.
Ep.85 Ramadhan always got Qam in trouble! Singaporeans behave like A**Holes when they enter Malaysia!
We are back for another week! We talk how our Ramadhan is going, we also go into Bazaar troubles in KL, Malaysia PM entering Dubai like a normal person, Singaporeans behaving badly in Johor and a lot more!!!
Thanks for checking us out! Love you.
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Ep.84 Ramadhan Vibes on Tinder!? Borders opened!!!!
We are back with another episode!!! Ramadhan Kareem to our listeners!
We talk about Ramadhan, Tinder having a Ramadhan category, Geylang Bazaar opening up and Singapore/Malaysia back to normal!
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Ep.83 The Oscars SLAPPED this year! Singapore back to NORMAL!?
Wassup! Will Smith slapped Chris Rock, Singapore relaxes rules, MySejahtera selling their data and a lot more!!!
Thanks for listening!
We are out weekly!
Ep.82 3gp videos are Malaysian Filmmaking's legacy! Impossible Pork should be Halal!?
New week, new ep! Enjoy. If you realise, i get lazier with the descriptions.
This week we talk about 'teguran', halal/haram foods, THAT sex scene from Zul Ariffin and a lot more!!!
We are out weekly
Ep.81 What is a Chicken McCrispy!? Ramadan Bazaar in Singapore again?!
Another week, another pod. Love you all!! We talk about UMNO would make Singapore more developed, Muz struggling at a show this past weekend and how there MIGHT be a ramadan bazaar this year in Singapore!
Enjoy! We are out weekly!
Ep.80 Brunei hosts 3000 pax wedding!! Immigration leader annoyed at Harith's joke!?
The boys are back to talk what's been goin on this week. Muz opened for Fakkah Fuzz, Qam went to a wedding, Zainal might come to Singapore!
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Ep.79 McGriddles is GOATed!! Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli Sauce!?
We are back!!! This week we talk about Tremors, the wrong way to open Kicap, Mcgriddles being back in Singapore and how Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli (WHAT!?)
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Ep.78 Najib is Dr.Strange!? Zainal doesn't want to come to Singapore!!
The boys are back to fill time in your week. We talk about a Singaporean crushing British students in an academic challenge, Najib helping to recover the Malaysian economy, Zainal has to pitch Bruneian comedy to Singaporeans and a lot more!!
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love you.
Ep.77 Singapore Curry Chicken looks TRASH!! Gym people are useless!
Hey people!!! Muz is back and joins Qam in talking about NYT's Curry chicken, Ayam masak merah being unhealthy, people who carry weights do nothing for society and a lot more!!
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Ep.76 R.I.P Jonathan Atherton. Zainal used Man Utd to pick his Uni!!
Zainal is back with Qam to talk about Royal Wedding, corporate shows and starting out comedy. We lost Jonathan Atherton this week and we told a few of our favourite stories involving him. We love you all and thank you for checking us out!!
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Ep.75 Happy CNY!! Qam is jealous of CNY! We are getting a bad rate during Hari Raya!
Happy Chinese New Year to our listeners! This week Muz and Qam talks about their experiences with CNY, Mekdi failing at themes during holidays, Hari Raya is shortchanging us when it comes to money and a lot more!!
Love you.
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Ep.74 Anti-MACC Protests needed better organisation! SG Night bus service is basically Rapid KL!!
Muz is back and we have a lot to talk about. From the failure of RFID gantries, anti-MACC protests, why Singaporeans have to talk last bus/train homes and Qam finally joins in on the anti-royalty sentiments.
Enjoy.
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Ep.73 BRUNEI ROYAL WEDDING! Qam is just better than YOU!
New week but different pairing. First time ever, it's just Qam and Zainal!
We talk about the Brunei Royal wedding, growing up going to Madrasah, messing up at meetings and a lot more!
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Ep.72 CORRUPT PEOPLE investigating CORRUPT PEOPLE! Singapore is TOO convenient!
Welcome back. Enjoy the latest episode where we talk about corrupt organisations investigating each other in Malaysia, Singapore is deemed the same COVID wise to Afghanistan and North Korea, MUDA party is a threat to old regime and a lot more.
We are out weekly!!
Enjoy :)
Ep.71 NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT!! Ramly should never be served with SIDES!
We are back for the New Year!!! We are still here for your entertainment!
Enjoy and we look forward to doing more stuff for you in 2022!
Follow us @MZKRX @Qamshot@ZainaltheBostaman
Ep.70 Last Episode of the Year!! Qam has a crisis!
Hey everyone. Please check you twitter and internets for ways to help out during the floods. There's a lot of ways to help. Check out this link from Vulcan on the many different places you can help: https://vulcanpost.com/772756/malaysia-flood-donate-charities-list/
This is also our last episode for the year! We are taking a week off :) Love you all. Happy Holidays!
Ep.69 KL is NOT in Selangor!? Johor is the best part of Singapore!
Disclaimer: We made a mistake regarding a petition for the Taxing of shows in Selangor, however do still support your artists who are going against this law. Thank you!
We are back to talk about all thinga!! Zainal joins us as we talk about Selangor taxing performers, KL is not part of Selangor, Brunei has the best crackhouse and a lot more!!
Follow as @MZKRX @Qamshot and @Zainalthebostaman
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Ep.68 Is Grab Malaysia's Success or Singapore's? Rosmah go home!
New week, New episode!!! We talk Grab going public, Rosmah not leaving Singapore, Amos Yee, Merdeka 118 and a lot more!!!
Enjoy!
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Ep.67 Vegetables prices go UP?! The ACTUAL reason why Malays are 'Lazy'?
Appreciate all of you that listen. This week we talk about rising prices in Malaysia, Omicron and why Malays are deemed 'Lazy'?
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Ep.66 The Problem with Maharaja Lawak Mega!! Special guest: PRAKASH DANIEL (3OTAK)
We are joined by a special guest, Prakash Daniel. Fresh from his experience in Maharaja Lawak Mega as a part of the 3OTAK team, we ask him how the experience was. The troubling state of Malay Comedy and the ease in which other cultures are used as stereotypes and punchlines. But don't worry we never forget to be funny as well.
Follow him at @Prakashdanielcomedy
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Ep.65 Singapore-Malaysia VTL is opening!! Qam was the worst, most pretentious teen!!!
We are back! Another week. We talk about Muz being ill, travelling, Qam being an asshole and judging everyone as a teen.
Thanks for checking us out. We love you all!!