How The West Was Fucked
By Bronson Swagger Industries
If you like your history soaked in profanity, grab a seat 'round the campfire.
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How The West Was FuckedAug 07, 2023
John C. Fremont pt.2
More on moron John C. Fremont.
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John C. Fremont
Fremont opened the west for settlement...aka fuckery.
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John Mcloughlin Jr. Pt.3
The ghost of John Jr. poops his candy ass in the night in the town of Wrangell, Alaska. Be afraid, very afraid...also annoyed.
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John McLoughlin Jr. Pt.2
Keep on poopin' yer pants in the free world!
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John Mcloughlin Jr Pt.1
McPoopy Pants Jr got iced by his own guys at the HBC Fort Stikine in Southeast Alaska. At least he didn't have to pay his outstanding candy debts.
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Doc Maynard Pt.2
If it wasn't for Doc Maynard Seattle would be Salt Lake City and no one wants that.
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Doc Maynard Pt.1
Doc founded Seattle and more or less Washington state. He actually wasn't much of an asshole. But you can blame him for Starbucks' shit coffee, Windows 98, Boeing's fally offy doors and Grunged music if you want.
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Sam Chamberlain Pt.4
Finally, here come the judge
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Sam Chamberlian Pt.3
You only need to know two words.
MULE. CANNON.
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Samuel Chamberlain...My Confession Pt.2
Sam is still punching superior officers in the mouth, banging all the purdy senoritas and cutthroatin' all the rascal cutthroats.
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Samuel Chamberlain...My Confession Pt.1
A Mountain Jack Pike book come to life? Close.
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Fire In The Hole! A Jack Pike "Book"
Now with 90% less rape!
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Jack Slade Pt.2
Goddamnit Slade! Just go home!
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Jack Slade Pt.1
Was Slade a murdery badass or just a glorified truck driver? More so he was a Flying J manager. But he was an able one, till the Liquor took control.
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Elfego Baca
It's not just enough to be a bullet magnet, Elfego Baca also had a storied career of bullshit being a shady-ass/politican/lawman. I know what you're thinking punk. Was it 400 shots or 4,000? Well, do you feel lucky? Well do you you Elfego?
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Locust! Pt.2
We'll finally figure out who killed the locust? Was it Colonel Mustard in the study with a lead pipe? Tune in to find out.
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Locust! Pt.1
The Rocky Mountain locust went from trillions upon trillions to extinct within a few decades. What happened? Nobody cared to find out until almost the 1990s. Where did they come from? Where did they go? Where did you come from cotton eyed rocky mountain locust joe?
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How Your Food Was Junked 3 - Blackberries
Mad about the wall of thorns in you back yard? Want a name to curse when trying to destroy the giant bramble of blackberries near you? Luther Burbank!
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Tiburcio Vasquez Pt.2
Tiburcio fights the Gorn Captain at Vasquez rocks! One night only!
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Tiburcio Vasquez Pt.1
Before the Mexican American war, Californy was Alta California. Some Californio folk didn't like their downgrade to second class citizens and foreigners in their own country. One dude was Vasquez, king of manic Hispanic banditos.
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Wildman of the Wynochee John Tornow Pt.2
Is the Wildman still out in the wilds of Warshington? Did he buy Tony beer when he was in middle school?
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Wildman of the Wynochee John Tornow
Early 1900s Grays Harbor area was still pretty pioneery. John was not really a jerk, just had a lisp from the black measles so he felt more comfy in the woods, rather than Aberdeen. But then a botched abortion from incest kinda ruins everything.
Sorry, we probably should not get drunk and talk about abortions and incest.
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Earl Durand Pt.2
How many people is Earl gonna kill? Can he survive the National Guard? Release the cumhounds!
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Earl Durand Pt.1
A mountain man born too late? Or a jag-off poacher?
You decide! No, Earl was just a jag-off poacher, sorry.
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The Beautiful Jim Key Pt.2
What do Nathan Bedford Forest and Walt Disney have in common? They both loved Beautiful Jim Key.
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Beautiful Jim Key Pt.1
The worlds smartest horse...also a prune bear
Howdyween 5 2023 Pt.2
We have proven bigfoot, jackalopes and ghosts are all real, check it out!
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Howdyween 5 2023 Pt.1
All new spoogetactular! With thrills, chills, stills and Buffalo Bills! Get yer spook on!
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How Your Food Was Junked 2 - Margarine Wars
Have you ever thought about margarine? Have you ever fought about margarine?
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Laura Ingalls Wilder Pt.4
Don't take any life advice from someone who said "Hitler was right".
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Laura Ingalls Wilder Pt.3
Laura and Rose keep on truckin'...all the way to fascism!
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Laura Ingalls Wilder Pt.2
Laura goes from miserable child to miserable adult and then passes that misery to her daughter Rose. Also, today's secret word is "Spookendyke". Whenever anyone says "Spookendyke" yell really loud.
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Laura Ingalls Wilder Pt.1
The Little House books were historical fiction, but based in a lot real life experiences. It was a tough life for sure. The Ingalls had to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, too bad the locusts ate their bootstraps.
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Crooks, Con Men, Hornswogglers And Four-Flushers of the Ol' West Pt.3
We keep on going. 'Merica will never run out of liars.
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How Your Food Was Junked 1 - Jeno's Pizza Rolls
How The West Was Fucked Podcast has been camping all month and subsequently formed a gap in content, so we have (against our will) decided to launch our new show "How Your Food Was Junked," a profanity laden discussion with your campfire buddies Will, Tony and Beau about the "cuisine" found in these here United States.
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Crooks, Con Men, Hornswogglers And Four-Flushers of the Ol' West Pt.2
More lying bastards...seems we'll never run out
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Crooks, Con Men, Hornswogglers And Four-Flushers of the Ol' West Pt.1
Turns out people will lie for money. Thanks, Capitalism!
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Henry Yesler...Live from the Rendezvous!!!
One of Seattle's best known founders, Yesler was a straight up bastard who almost destroyed the city twice. Not by fire but by not paying his fair share. A real American hero! Recorded with the History Boiz podcast!
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William Walker Pt. 4
Kill that fucking Walker already!
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William Walker Pt.3
Well, the Republic of Baja Blast didn't work out, so let's invade Nicaragua! For Slavery!
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William Walker Pt.2
Baja blast! To warm up, Walker tries to conquer part of Mexico before he takes on Central America.
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William Walker Pt.1
Fillibustering in the 1800s meant "Hey let's take over this foreign country and rape it's resources, people and livestock". William Walker was one of the best around...at being horrible. And he looked like a 2nd grader on picture day.
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Pearl Hart Pt.3
The exciting conclusion to the Pearl Hart story!
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Pearl Hart Pt.2
The shit saga continues for Pearl Hart!
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Pearl Hart Pt.1
Was Pearl Hart the 1st lady stage robber in the Ol' West? Was she the last? Neither! But the press played her up as both. But, as like anything else, truth as stranger than fiction...
Strap in a for a even more wonderful whitey Whites of West Virginny type tale!
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Bisbee Massacre
It's not enough to shoot it out at the Okiley-dokely corral, how about an inept robbery of the next town down the road?
And let's just shoot up the whole town as we do it.
And let's just hang a maybe OR maybe not hang an innocenty man!
That's Bisbee for ya!
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Ranald McDonald Pt.3
Ranald teams up with Gamera and defeats Ichiro Suzuki! No, wait, that's my wet dream, Ranald teaches English to the Japanese (more or less) and opens the closed country to ideas such as blue jeans, baseball and KFC, but 100 years later....(Yes you are right Japan, please keep everyone else out)
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Ranald McDonald Pt.2
Talk about a party crasher...how 'bout a country crasher!
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Ranald McDonald
The first American to learn Japanese was a half Scot, half Chinook Indian Canadian? More or less.
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The Bents Pt.2
It's a family divided by atrocities and genocide, enjoy.
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