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Human Seeking Human

Human Seeking Human

By Liz Collins and Xandy Schiefer
Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Liz and Alex read personal ads from old newspapers to explore how humans search for love. Click here to subscribe! https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe
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34: Liz Seeking Chris Fleming
After this episode, our dreams of running for public office are shattered. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
51:26
June 15, 2021
33: Cowgirl with Attitude Seeking MILF Mommy
This episode is dedicated to lesbians who are not poor. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
49:15
June 8, 2021
32: Gaye Pride Seeking Gay Pride
Welcome to wretched head, true ideas, and absurdities: the podcast! Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
01:01:35
June 2, 2021
Bonus: Way Back Whenever
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18:50
May 25, 2021
Bonus: Hometown Hotties
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16:09
May 25, 2021
Bonus: Celebrity Dream Date
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17:52
May 25, 2021
Bonus: After Dark
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16:51
May 25, 2021
31: Badass Seeking Umbrella Cover
Please write to your congressperson regarding plastic umbrella covers. Subscribe to listen to our bonus episodes: https://anchor.fm/humanseekinghuman/subscribe Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
45:55
May 25, 2021
30: Big Frog Seeking Big Splash
Welcome to MISSOULA MADNESS!!! Missoula because we picked clippings from Missoula newspapers. Madness because we also discuss pooping in the woods. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
56:08
May 18, 2021
29: Hedgehog Seeking Amelia Bedelia
Uh oh, Liz asked the question everyone's been wondering: How does Xandy feel about hedgehog roleplay? If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
47:06
May 11, 2021
28: Leo Tolstoy Seeking Life Love and Laughter
Liz (she/they) reads the honest ad she sent in when she was just a listener. Alex nervously reveals what's in his Tinder bio. And we introduce new segments while bringing back a couple original ones! If you'd like to submit your own honest ad for us to read, send an email to humanseekinghuman@gmail.com! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
47:47
May 4, 2021
27: Human No Longer Seeking Cohost
Alex found a new cohost who you'll get to meet next week!!! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
17:15
April 27, 2021
26: Fredonia Seeking Industrious and Reliable Citizen
Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
23:11
April 20, 2021
25: Human Seeking Cohost
If you'd like to apply for my cohost position, please fill out the doc! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeHxI7GwylgpxJOTPys3Oh67sTt1jNsteH9pt0xmrvTeJaGLA/viewform
05:55
April 13, 2021
24: Author Seeking Readers
Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
19:39
March 23, 2021
23: Mother Seeking Naked Parties
These titles might be getting out of hand... Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
20:23
March 16, 2021
22: Two People Seeking A Bigger Word Than Love
Alex reads a wide array of personal ads from the Berkeley Barb in 1968. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
24:50
March 9, 2021
21: Born Again Christian Seeking Spankings
A History of On Our Backs by Susie Bright: https://susiebright.blogs.com/history_of_oob.pdf h_e_r_s_t_o_r_y: https://www.instagram.com/h_e_r_s_t_o_r_y/ Lex: https://www.instagram.com/lex.app/ Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
18:15
March 2, 2021
20: Octuplets Seeking Truth
I just think it's funny how dramatic that episode title sounds. Enjoy! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
18:45
February 23, 2021
19: Christine Schiefer Seeking Dog
The first guest on my show is none other than my sister, Christine. We talk safety in dating and she tells me her worst date story! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Follow Christine: https://www.instagram.com/xtineschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xtineschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
38:49
February 16, 2021
18: Frog Seeking Princess
Alex uncovers a conspiracy and gives some exciting news for next week's episode! Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
20:10
February 9, 2021
17: Enchanting Goth Seeking Long-Haired Goth
Meanwhile, Alex is seeking the woman from his dream. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
13:22
January 26, 2021
16: Cowgirl Seeking Cowboy
Oh no, Alex is talking about emo music again... Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
20:55
January 19, 2021
15: Gamer Seeking Hand Holding
Alex has pretty lofty goals for 2021. He just wants to hold someone's hand. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
23:06
January 12, 2021
14: Mom Seeking Fred
Alex struggles to talk about his 2021 goals and is still looking for Fred. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
22:24
January 5, 2021
13: The Italian Stallion Seeking Attractive Woman
Thank you for your generosity this holiday season! Sending all of you lots of love going into the new year. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
21:54
December 29, 2020
12: Letters to Santa from 1898
This holiday season, I'm thankful for each and every one of you! I hope you enjoy this special episode as I read letters from children to Santa Claus from 1898, followed with a deeper look into what makes this show special to me.  Donate to HealthPoint here! https://www.healthpointchc.org/ Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
19:09
December 22, 2020
11: Housebroken Seeking Friendship
Writing this quickly so I can go do some self-care! Take care of yourselves :) Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
15:39
December 15, 2020
10: Self-Confident Seeking Encouragement
This week, Alex somehow confuses J.C. Penney with Jesus. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
19:09
December 7, 2020
9: Jerry Seeking Elaine
Alex talks Seinfeld, The Office, and fruit flies. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
19:42
November 30, 2020
8: Bored Male Seeking Bored Female
Alex reveals he's desperate for hugs and ? Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
17:04
November 23, 2020
After Dark: Episode 1
You know those raunchy personal ads you were dying to hear? Well here you go, weirdos. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
14:34
November 16, 2020
7: Swashbuckler Seeking The Sea
This week, Alex reads ads with everything from unrequited love to a marriage proposal. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
16:28
November 9, 2020
6: Listener Seeking Hipster
This week we hear from a listener who wrote a missed connection I read last week! I share their side of the story. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
17:55
November 2, 2020
5: Santa Claus Seeking Female Elf
And while Santa seeks his elf, Alex is seeking his Santa Claus. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
21:58
October 26, 2020
4: White Probe Seeking Black Jaguar
Homebody Alex talks about the one activity that actually gets him out of his lonely apartment. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
22:38
October 19, 2020
3: Little Ol' Grandma Seeking Semi Driver
Supposedly cute Alex finds the grandma he never knew he needed. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
19:04
October 12, 2020
2: Friend Seeking VCR
Get a glimpse of what it's like to date Alex, and listen to the first anonymous honest ad of the show. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
21:46
October 5, 2020
1: Plumber Seeking Plumber
Alex introduces the structure of the show and discovers someone out there would love him solely based on his birth certificate.   Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod | https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer | https://www.twitch.tv/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
18:19
September 28, 2020
Human Seeking Human Trailer
Alex Schiefer reads personal ads from old newspapers to explore how humans search for love. Coming 9/28/20. Follow Human Seeking Human: https://www.instagram.com/humanseekingpod https://www.twitter.com/humanseekingpod  Follow Alex: https://www.instagram.com/xandyschiefer https://www.twitter.com/xandyschiefer Logo by Courtney Aventura Theme by Sebastian Phillips
01:15
September 22, 2020