I Heart PCA - the Podcast
By Doug Serven
I Heart PCA - the PodcastJul 06, 2020
Season 2 - RECAP
The hosts talk about the last season. Fascinating stuff.
Season 2 - Episode 28 - Beth McCord & Mark Pfeutze
Season 2 - Episode 27 - The Bruces
The hosts speak with Bruce O'Neil and Bruce Harrington about their experiences as a pastor and an elder and how they got there. They dish out some delicious advice. We don't talk about other PCAs.
Bruce Harrington will publish a book - Grace-Centered Economics, so be looking for that. We didn't get to talk about it unfortunately.
Season 2 - Episode 26 - Sunni Mercer
The hosts talk to artist, author, and museum curator Sunni Mercer about these art pieces, her work on the OKC Memorial and the cultural center in Little Rock, her book TIG and the upcoming Thelma - and the PCA.
We discuss this other PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 25 - Bobby Griffith
The hosts talk to Bobby Griffith about his church in Pennsylvania, his entry into the PCA (and later exit), his PhD, his church planting days, and a bit about this PCA.
Season 22 - Episode 24 - Doug Swaggerty
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Megan Fowler
The hosts speak with journalist Megan Fowler (our favorite Megan Fowler) about Pennsylvania, Walt Turner, snow, overtures, and this PCA.
Not this Megan Fowler.
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Bill Thomas
The hosts talk to Bill Thomas, director of the Southwest Church Planting Network about life, work, church, sports, and this PCA.
Bill wants emails! bill@plantchurch.org. Email him anything. Advice. Tips. Recipes. Gossip. Recs.
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Josh Eby
The hosts talk to Josh Eby, who started and directs Vida House, among other things like Peru Mission and his important work helping churches find pastors.
We talk about this PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 20 - Casey Shutt & Chris Talley
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Chuck Garriott
The hosts discuss politics, OKC, OU, DC and more with Chuck Garriott, the director of Ministry to State.
And this PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Wendy Alsup
The hosts get to talk to Wendy about the best podcast she's been on, her books, her church plant, and this PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Chris Accardy
The hosts talk to Rev. Chris Accardy from Grace for Granada Church in Granada, Mississippi, about being a PK, wandering from the Lord, returning, the call to ministry, his heart for the lost - and more. We neglect to talk about another PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Reed DePace
The hosts talk to Reed DePace about his church and ministry, his chapter in Hear Us Emmanuel, sports, and doggies.
We discuss this PCA.
This episode has a PCA disco song - for Denise Tlustos.
Special Episode - All the PCA Country Songs
The I Heart PCA interns had the brilliant idea to write some new lyrics to country songs - makes sense, right? Here you go.
One important note - all of these singers are from foreign countries. They weren't corrected if they got a word or two wrong. And they had some doozy lyrics to work with (sorry about that). We think they're wonderful. And please don't tell the artists!
So:
1. I Try to Think about Morton - this is what we do when we don't want to think about the pandemic or politics
2. Shoes - a tribute to some of the great Presbyterian pastors who are still living and ministry as of the recording of this song
3. Nothing Loves Like Liturgy Does - duh
4. Buy Me Some Votes - how we can get what we want passed at GA
5. Diggin' Up Bones - sorry to break it to you, but not everything in the PCA world is awesome
6. Are you Sure - a slow ballad about whether or not you want to join a church, presbytery, or denomination
7. You Can't Get There From Here - you want to escape frustration at GA?
8. Weight Gain - when we hyper focus on one sin area
9. Just Because - when you leave a church to go somewhere else
10. Pastors Sweetheart - oh yeah
11. Fears Gonna Live Here - how we make a lot of decisions and declarations and blogs and conferences
12. Step Inside My House - this one is about one PCA pastor who shall remain nameless unless he names himself
13.
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Mike Chhagur
The hosts talk to Mike about his church plant in Halifax, sports, tv, Canadian stuff, and the PCA.
We also discuss this PCA.
This episode has a PCA Country song - Weight Gain.
Here are the lyrics:
Well I just came up from Atlanta
I had the ear of the PCA headquarters
I was thinking about the overtures the year before
I’d taken a bit of time
Thought I might go on by
Then the reality came floodin in
And you closed that door
Chorus
Forget that weight gain baby
Everything else matters more
Keep focused on the grey
Crashin in the gay
Forget about that weight gain baby
To keep other issues way at bay
Wish I had the heart
To kick porn to the end of the chart
I’ll keep the slander part
Forget that weight gain baby
Forget that weight gain
Forget about that weight gain
Every time I talk to you
I hear the jealous lies
I feel like I’ve got to justify
My full on compromise
Every time I hear rebuke
My conscience won’t fire up
I double down. It’s not a kook.
My stocks are going up
Chorus
When I read on Proverbs 6
I stumble on the list
So I’ll start a blog
And forget my log
The wolves within my midst
And every time I think I’ve got it
The libs we’ll beat them back
I wish the Spirit would come through
We’ll make that front attack
Forget about that weight gain baby
Everything matters way way more
Koreans just can't pray
They don't do it the right way.
Forget about that weight gain baby
Wish I had the heart
To kick my porn addiction
And I’ll keep the slander part
Forget about that weight gain baby
Forget about that weight gain baby
Forget about that weight gain baby
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Michael Keller
The hosts talk to Michael Keller from Redeemer Lincoln Square about his church, his journey into the PCA, his pool rugby skills, his taste in musicals, his parents, and his dissertation.
We talk about this PCA.
The concluding theme song is from Jadyn Edgar, our guest in S2E4.
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Season 2 - Episode 13 - Ashley Hales
The hosts talk to Ashley about her books, speaking, embarrassing moments, and when to get a haircut. And the PCA.
And this PCA.
And at the end, there's this:
아마 비탈길이 미끄러울걸
마치 어장에 던져진 붉은색 청어
잠시나마 진정된 블로그
모든 허위 임차인은 반대하니까 꺼져
SJW CRT 그리고 Side B
우리가 다 커버 해치를 쏘고 이단들은 질식
우리세상에서 가장 작은 텐트
우린 우리의 모든결정 의견을 담아네
우린 개혁에 두려워하지않아
우리 주님의 말씀은 주일에 전하니까
9 points and the 9 point sevens
누군 들어오고 나가 천국에 갈때까지
우린 개혁에 두려워하지않아
우리 주님의 말씀은 주일에 전하니까
9 points twos and the 9 point sevens
누군 들어오고 나가 천국에 갈때까지
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Jenilyn Swett
The hosts talk to Jenilyn about her ministry, the PCA, her book, and the figjam.
We discuss this PCA.
This episode is brought to you by Storied Publishing. It has a PCA Country song at the end. Here are the lyrics:
Just because I asked a friend about the article
Just because I donated money somewhere
Just because I rang the number of the stated clerk
They think I still care
Just because I hate By Faith articles
Where the progressives linger everywhere
Just because I’m not the brooding guy I used to be
They think I still care
But if they’re happy thinking I’ll blog and post a little less
Then let that silly notion bring them cheer
But how could they ever be so foolish
Oh where would they get such an idea
Just because I blogged about them
Just because I held that conference somewhere
Just because I offered imprecatory prayers
They still think I care
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Esther Meek
The hosts talk to Esther Meek about the PCA, epistemology, philosophy, her books, and other exciting things.
We discuss this PCA.
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Season 2 - Episode 10 - Steve Froehlich
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Travis Scott
The hosts talk to one of the world's Travis Scotts about his time in New Zealand. his book, bowling in Pittsburgh, Murder by Death, and much more.
We talk about this PCA.
There is a PCA country song at the end. Here are the lyrics:
I ain’t smart, but I damn sure wanna be
Pastorin like this just ain’t workin’ for me
I wish I had a voice in the denominational bucket
There are some overtures to which I say suck it
I know everybody says donuts can’t buy happiness
But they could buy me some votes
It could buy me the church to pull it
It could buy me a Yeti one ten iced down with some silver bullet
I know what they say, donuts can’t buy everything
Well, maybe so,
But they could buy me some votes
They call me grace boy, Kellerite, Side B promoter
But that could change if I had another thousand voters
I keep hearing that donuts are the root of all evil
And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle
I’m sure that’s probably true
But it still sounds pretty cool
Cause they could buy me some votes
It could buy me a church to pull it
A blog or post or group finds the silver bullet
Yeah, I know what they say, politics can’t buy everything
Well maybe so,
But it could buy me some votes
I float the slippery slope with a beer
I hear the end of the PCA is getting really near
Well, that would get me a whole new presby deal
And it could buy me some votes
It could buy me a platform to pull it
It could buy me a facebook group to expose all progressive bullets
Yeah, I know what they say, donuts can’t buy everything
Well maybe so
But we’ve got the votes
Yeah I know what they say, grace can’t mean what it means
Well maybe so,
But we’ve got the votes
Do we got the votes?
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Dan Doriani
Doug and Justin talk to Dan Doriani about tennis, seminary, his podcast, and joy.
We talk about this other PCA.
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Lloyd Kim
Listen to the hosts talk to Lloyd Kim, the director for Mission to the World, the PCA's missionary agency. We talk about how he got into the PCA, ask his advice, and how we can all help join in.
The PCA we also talk about is on this link.
This episode has a PCA country song. Here are the lyrics:
Hughes Oliphant Old
Wrote books so bold
Looking for a modified time
With a cool attitude
About the new worship views
We’ll worship both morning and night
I said enthusiastic hellos
To the ancient lingos
So let’s give low church a fight
Cause nothing loves it like liturgy does
Nothing can
I can’t take the Hillsong buzz
Like liturgy does
I’d sure like to find
An old prayer tonight
I’m putting this service together
The boys around here
Livestream I fear
They don’t have church calendar tether
My modern professors
Greek an Hebrew expressors
Helped give low church a fight
Cause nothing loves like liturgy does
Nothing can
I can’t take that Baptist church buzz
Like liturgy does
We said the confession
Checked off by the session
We regulated every principle
Moved on to the sermon
My wheels were all turnin
Making sure it’s all expositional
I held up the bread
It’s by faith then I said
You’re drinking the blood all right
Season 2 - Episode 6 - David Cassidy
The hosts chat with David Cassidy about Spanish River church, picks, sermons, books, and more. We talk about this PCA.
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Here is the first bit of the PCA Country song you hear at the end:
You know this world is full of preachers
While all of us are chosen
Some tear your heart out when they preach
Imagine life without them
All your Presby heroes
Ewan’s accent that walks through your best dreams
There will never be another
David’s preach it to the bones
Russ Whitfield chased away the blues
Howie brought us heaven
Or Ince and Alex
Lord, I wonder who’s gonna fill their shoes
Who’s gonna fill their shoes
Who’s gonna stand that tall
Who’s gonna vote at GA
Keep us laughing through it all
Who’s gonna give his heart and soul
To get to me and you?
Lord, I wonder who’s gonna fill their shoes?
God bless the boys from Memphis
That tank top sure does tempt us
Bob’s donuts won that close vote that one year
Sauls and Dalbey’s outreach
Twit out there for a tenth speech
And Coffin’s cheat sheet helps beat down our fears
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Maria Garriott
The hosts talk to Maria about what's going on with her in Baltimore with BALM, and about her book A Thousand Resurrections, her chapter in HUE2, and her new book Stronger Together.
We talk about this PCA and give it a rating.
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This episode has a PCA Country Song at the end, and it's about what we think about when we're trying not to think about.... you can fill in whatever you'd like to not be thinking about but there was something in mind. Here's how it starts:
I try to think about Morton
Dabney
Keller’s latest book
I think about the cds
and dvds
how RC got me hooked
I try to think about Khandjian
And his fandom
Anything to get me through
I just can’t concentrate
You’re all I hear about these days
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Jadyn Edgar
We talk to Jadyn about what it's like to be a PK - and Taylor Swift. She drops her advice to the PCA, and we vote on this other PCA.
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Season 2 - Episode 3 - Greg Johnson
Greg Johnson talks about Memorial Presbyterian Church and his new book Still Time to Care as he unpacks his life, faith, ministry, and the misunderstandings that swirl around him.
We discuss our next PCA.
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Season 2 - Episode 2 - Tom Gibbs
The hosts talk to Tom Gibbs about all he's done in the PCA, and now his new role as President of Covenant Theological Seminary.
We evaluate a PCA.
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Season 2 - Episode 1 - El Paso Border Ministry Church
In this episode the hosts talk to three guests—Chuck Isaac, Jeff White, and Max Rodriguez—about their thoughts on ministry on the US Mexico border. They are pastors and leaders at Christ the King and Las Tierras in El Paso.
If you want to play along with the Best PCA game, here is the first entry.
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Season 2 - Preview Episode with Doug & Justin
Season 2 kick off for I Heart PCA. Doug and Justin give a bit of an update and overview of the new features on the pod for this time around. But it's still the same basic format where we talk to people about what's up in our denomination. You heard it here first. All the news that's fit to print.
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You'll hear about re-written country songs, but don't tell because we don't want to get in trouble for copyrights. The production team hired one main singer over and over, and she's not from around here, so her accent comes through. Instead of redoing them, we decided we heart them exactly this way. But it renders some lyrics a bit tricky to understand. Here's the first go:
Last night I pulled the books out from my growing massive drawers
I laid some on the table and I read a bit til four
I found some things I’d forgotten right up til the break of dawn
Yeah, I’ve been sittin’ alone digging up bones
Thinkin’ bout the first blast and the monstrosities of women rift
Some anti-semitism from the reformers is always a great gift
There’s a Servetus lurking in the corner of each and every home
Yeah tonight I’m sittin’ alone digging up bones
Season 1 - Bonus - Everything Just Changed - Mark Sayres
In this episode of Everything Just Changed by Brad and Bryce, they interview Pastor Mark Sayres.
Season 1 - Bonus Episode - Kris Cooper - How I Got into the PCA
RUF Campus minister (ordained PCA pastor) Kris Cooper starts to tell his story on how he ended up with us. Follow along on his journey and give him some love! Pop over to some of the books about topics like this that White Blackbird has put out over the years.
Season 1 - Special - All the Theme Songs
By special request, here are all the theme songs, and they're put in their general order of creation and execution. This compilation goes out to Super Fan Denise Tlustos. Let's put some suckers in seers and tank top in tears. Our oatmeal lumpy and our Calvinists grumpy.
If listeners would like to submit new songs, contact the producers and they can be added. Feel free to fiddle around with the lyrics - mix and match and add news ones (as long as they're I Heart PCA positive) - go for it. Thanks to those who contributed already (and in the White Blackbird ads).
Last shout out to - Roy Taylor!! Contact the producers so you can be on the show and drop your dimes. You were mentioned so many times, so don't ghost I Heart PCA!
No REGERTS on any of these.
What's next? Jazz, Latin, Weird Al, Marching band, what else?
Season 1 - Episode 33 - RECAP
The hosts look back at Season 1.
Season 1 - Episode 32 - Rachael Denhollander & Tim LeCroy
Season 1 - Episode 31 - Mike Philliber and Tim Reisinger
The hosts talked to Mike and Tim about their roles, churches, TYILUMS, social media in moderation -- and the PCA.
Season 1 - Episode 30 - Alan Noble & Matt Wiley
The hosts talk to Alan and Matt about - OBU, Shawnee, church planting, English professors, bison, and the PCA.
Season 1 - Episode 29 - Wayne Sparkman
One of the hosts' favorite conversations - with Wayne Sparkman, about the PCA, its historical center, and all the goodies you can find in there. A place for your stuff to head toward.
Season 1 - Episode 28 - Richard Doster
The hosts talk to Richard Doster about By Faith magazine which is amazing, journalism movies, a bit of sports - and the PCA.
Season 1 - BONUS - Everything Just Changed - Individualism
I Heart PCA features an episode by Everything Just Changed. Hosts Brad and Bryce talk about individualism - what is it, what it does, where it came from, and how to combat it.
Season 1 - Episode 27 - Casey Cockrum
The hosts talk to Casey about how she got in the PCA through RUF, what the future holds for women in the PCA, Memphis, WILLIE NELSON, some sports - and love for Christ and his church.
Season 1 - Episode 26 - Irwyn Ince
The hosts talk to Irwyn about his journey into the PCA, moderating, writing in HUE and The Beautiful Community, pastoring, and CrossFit.
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Ronnie Garcia
The hosts get to talk to Ronnie Garcia about church planting, Puerto Rico, hurricanes, his chapter in HUE2 (wait, did they?), and Houston sports, including the Astros cheating scandal—and... the PCA.
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Dennis Hermerding & Ewan Kennedy
The hosts talk to Ewan & Dennis about their chapters in Heal Us, Emmanuel and Christ in the Time of Corona, as well as the way the made their way into the PCA, and.... yeah... football. But not the pandemic. We reformatted a song to make it applicable and even better.
Episode 23 - Randy Nabors
The hosts get to talk about PCA legend Randy Nabors about his journey into the PCA, his work in our denomination, the military, New England stuff, his books like Insufficient, and much more. We heart Randy.
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Christina Dent
The hosts talk to Christina about her non-profit End it For Good, growing up in the PCA (!!) and.... sports.
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Robin & Rob Wootton
The hosts talk to power couple Robin & Rob about - tattoos, not dating pastors, adoption, Montana, their chapters in Hear Us, Emmanuel, and - the PCA.
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Jeremy Fair & Jason Bobo
The hosts talk to Jeremy and Jason about - the PCA - as well as their chapters in Christ in the Time of Corona, sabbaticals, the minor prophets, adoption, rockets, astros, longhorns, and cowboys. Most of this goes fairly well.
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Joel St. Clair
The hosts talk to Joel about the northeast, Dallas, seminary, the BCO, GA, his big party, sports, and - the PCA.