I Minored In Art History.

We know you're parched after such a long wait for the Hot Tea, but babies, it was worth the wait! We've gone from Neysa being stoked on a boy to being ready to crush him with her bare hands (ish). Jocelyn announces her and Mike's anniversary, as well as a funky impulsive thought that you'll wanna stick around until the end of the episode to hear!

Buried under all the goss, you'll learn a little about Japan's premier horror mangaka, Junji Ito (July 31, 1963 - present) and a lot more about French Rococo painter Élisabeth Vigée Le Brun (April 16, 1755 - March 30, 1842).

Strap in, it's a wild one.

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What the fuck is up, dudes? We start this episode with info fairly quickly, so you don't really even need to skip ahead much at all! What a treat for the final episode of season 1! 

Neysa brings us the deets about The John and Mable Ringling Museum of Art, located in Sarasota, FL and Jocelyn brings us some tantalizing Art Scams ("Take The Money and Run" Jens Haaning, MSCHF's Andy Warhol 'Fairies' forgeries) from recent months! Jocelyn might have said 100 at one point but really meant 1,000 - she's just bad at reading numbers.

Also SPOILER Neysa's buying a house! Hot damn! 

Tune in to this Real Long Episode to learn about Francis Bacon (1909-1992) an English Scorpio who painted some real weird shit, and Albrecht Dürer (1471-1528) a German Gemini painter and print maker! Skip ahead to 22 minutes for that sweet, sweet information UNLESS you wanna hear us talk about Meatballs, Why you shouldn't let your car insurance lapse, Neysa's NEW MAN REVEAL!, and a bowling pin shaped dude with downward facing nipples.

Trigger warning on Francis Bacon's section for abuse.

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Long time, no see (hear..?) but Jocelyn has been draggin' ass on editing! SORRY.

This episode brings you the tantalizing deets your ear holes have been missing - *trigger warning for parental abuse/trauma/sexual abuse/suicide attempt mentions* - we talk about Contemporary Japanese Artist Yayoi Kusama (1929 - present) who is a fabulous artist and honestly such an inspiration, as well as a little bit of a ramble through Lascaux Caves (France, 17000 years ago supposedly).

Skip to 9 minutes in for Real Content. (Also spoiler, Jocelyn did not get the job she applied for, boooo).

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Originally recorded at the start of August, but not edited until now because Jocelyn is a mess, here's episode 22! 

Skip ahead to 8:40ish to cut past the opening banter and learn a li'l somethin' about American Feminist/Decoration/Maximalist Artist and Guerilla Girl Jane Kaufman (1983-2021) and some the major artists behind the original Star Wars!

There's a lot to unpack here, honestly.

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Recorded in June, posted in August, it's another scandalous episode of I Minored In Art History! Neysa and Jocelyn talk about nonsense for the first half hour, so skip there if you want to know some things about Artemisia Gentileschi, Italian Baroque painter (1593-1653) and all around badass. ***TRIGGER WARNING*** R*pe mention.    Neysa brings it in with Gustav Klimt, Austrian symbolist painter (1862-1918) and female body appreciator. 

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Back with a real banger of an episode that'll probably give you a headache because of the hiss that happened since I cranked up the input 'cause our special guest Lauren (aka "Bunny") doesn't talk real loud!

Believe me, I tried my best to get rid of it.

In any case, Jocelyn talks a tiny bit about Calligraphy, Lauren tells us about American photographer Sally Mann (1951-still alive!), and Neysa talks about a painting called "Madame Monet & Her Son" (1875)

We diverge (as usual) to talk about Middle School Nonsense (yikes), an upcoming podcast that Lauren & Jocelyn are planning, and a few other ridiculous things.

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Wowie, Episode 19 is finally here!!
In this episode, we chat about 16th century Vegetables As FACES (thanks Giuseppe Arcimboldo!!) and everyone’s favorite Pop Artist, Andy Warhol (1928-1987). Just kidding, he's not my favorite.
Also. Apparently. My mom is listening to these now, hi mom. 

-xoxo Jocelyn-

Here's one someone has been waiting for - by request - American Illustrator Jessie Wilcox-Smith (1863-1935) and one that no one asked for - The Art Heist of the Isabella Gardner Museum (1990) brought back to everyone's imagination by Netflix's This Is A Robbery!

In this episode, we discuss (among other things):
-Who sent Jocelyn a magazine?
-Sanük Flip Flops
-Staying Hydrated!!

Skip ahead to 17:45 if you want to miss those juicy deets.

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What's crackin' guys? We're back with another riveting episode for you. Skip ahead to 24 minutes if you don't want to hear the normal idiocy of our lives and instead hear about The Skull Of Mary Magdalene and The Paris Exposition of 1900!

You'll miss out on some goofy shit if you do (like bad hook ups, abortion rights being protected by the satanic temple, and what Jocelyn saw on r/nosleep)

Skip ahead to about 27 minutes if you want to miss most of our personal life stuff at the top of the episode (I know, I know, I should probably be cutting these things down more, but we're just so goshdarn funny).

Neysa tells us the history behind Pigments and Paints (nice) and Jocelyn tells us a smidge about French Post-Impressionist Painter Paul Cezanne (1839-1906).

We also talk about Astrology, Corona Concerts, Everclear (the band and the alcohol), our eye colors, Tik Tok Mop Art, and CAN YOU GUYS TELL OUR VOICES APART? How long did it take until you could?

We dive directly in sexcapades at the top of the episode, then unpack a whole lotta other stuff, including a little bit about Netherlandish painter Hieronymus Bosch (1450ish-1516)/The Garden of Earthly Delights & a decent amount about American Photographer/Photojournalist Dorothea Lange (1895-1965)!

Potentially less interesting content includes a shout out for Dean - former Hot Topic manager, Animorphs, Neysa and I being bullies in high school, Neysa’s private school experience (yikes!), and our methods of dealing with boring conversations.

What's up Minors! (Sorry we still haven't made buttons yet, we can't agree on what they should look like lmao) strap in (or on?) and experience some saucy speaking between your faves (that was an alliteration okay) and learn you a thing about American Illustrator C.D. Gibson (1867-1944) and someone's favorite Spanish painter but obviously not ours, Pablo Picasso (1881-1973).

Neysa talks about a 100+ year old book that she got from her cool cousin Dennis; we discuss how Picasso is overrated and why he had such a fuckin ego on him; and as usual, we talk about a few other things. Also in this episode: Who are the Gibson Girls and why are they so hot? 

We had to do a little re-recordin' on this episode so please excuse the dingus (Jocelyn) for not paying attention! 

Wowie it's episode 12 finally? Amazing. We talk for the firt half hour about life stuff, including Neysa's newest cat, Raisin; Jocelyn visiting Universal on Superb Owl Sunday; SBD (or not so silent, definitely deadly) farting - Sorry Nige! - and being bad at makeup as pre-/teens.

Around the 30 minute mark, we start talking about feminist artist Hannah Wilke (1940-1993) and then follow that with some hot tea on architect Frank Lloyd Wright (1867-1959), the man who made open concept homes A Thing.

Lots to take in, honestly.

Here comes another long episode for your ear holes! We talk about surrealist painter Rene Magritte (1898 – 1967) and photo-realistic artist Vija Celmins (1938 - ???) who Jocelyn mispronounces by mistake a few times.

We're a little behind schedule, so this is coming more than a week after our last upload, but life happens!!! We just want to make you laugh. Please tell us you laughed.
ANYWAY, what do you think a co-pilot is? The slang term, not the actual term. We talk about it and how Neysa's brothers owe her an oil change, in addition to other frivolous nonsense. Trust me, there's plenty.

Wowie! We've got a super special (and long) episode for our 10th recording! (I still don't know what the heck happened to episode 8 sorry lmao)
We also have A GUEST!!!!! For the first time in (I Minored In Art) History!!! Haha, get it? No? Tough crowd.
Even though I literally mention cutting something from this episode, I didn't cut a single thing. Just sayin'!

What up Minor Guild! Jocelyn royally Fucked Up and somehow managed to lose ALL the audio for episode 8. We literally do not know what the hell happened to it! It's Lost. Jocelyn cried about it because it was there and then the next time she opened her computer, the base files were all gone for episodes 1-11. The rest had been exported correctly, but for some reason apparently episode 8 got exported incorrectly. (shrug emoji)

Anyway, Episode 9 has some juicy deets for your li'l ear holes. We chat about painter Jane Emmet de Glehn (1873-1961) and Ancient Roman Dick Art (8th Century BC-5th Century AD)!

The weird staticky noises are us getting dick pics (just kidding) and having our phones too close to the mics.
We drag Jocelyn's friend Beenly, she decides that Romans came up with the OG truck nuts, and we find out that she hadn't seen the "Me Want Bite" tiktok video series. That has since been remedied, they're very catchy.

It's the re-record! We chat about some shit and then we chat about American Artist Henry Ossawa Tanner (1859 – 1937)! This is a solo artist episode because we just think he deserves his own episode!! 

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What's up art history nerds? We're back (this was recorded on December 31st lol) with some new (old?) hot tea! 

In this episode we talk about Sandro Botticelli (1445 - 1510), you know him - probably as the guy who painted The Birth of Venus. You've seen it, we've all seen it. She's coming out of a giant clam shell. Anyway, we talk about Aleister Crowley (1875 - 1947) too, who we think at first was a cool guy but then find out he suuuucked.

Welcome back! Episode 6 is made of Jocelyn dropping the ball from the week before and maybe fumbling it again!
We talk about Wassily Kandinsky, a Russian Abstract Painter/Teacher (1866 - 1944) and other nonsense!

We talk about Avatar: The Last Airbender a little, some family history, the size of Rhode Island and St. Pete. What does an anniversary actually count for? We can't decide. Jocelyn channels Dave Grohl ghosthoney style and THEN we get into Alphonse Mucha (July 24, 1860 - July 14, 1939) a fabulous Czech painter, illustrator and graphic artist.

Episode 4 is a wild ride from the get go.
Neysa discovers that Jocelyn actually has no idea how to pronounce A Lot Of Things and roasts her for it.
After laughing at what we find out is Not A Bit, we get into our featured artists - Julius "Cats" Adam (1852-1913), a genre painter who literally just painted cats, and J.C. Leyendecker (1874 – 1951), an American Illustrator and The Saturday Evening Post's former Golden Boy.

Welcome back!
In this episode, recorded during a hurricane (!!), Neysa and Jocelyn talk about STDs and other boy-related drama, a single episode of Family Guy, and we try to figure out where a restaurant Neysa visited was.

Featured Artists we talk about are English Romantic landscape painter Joseph Mallord William Turner (1775 - 1851) and French Impressionist painter Berthe Morisot (1841 – 1895). Check out our instagram page for the pieces we mention (link below).
Is this audio sounding any better? I don't know how to get completely rid of that hiss still.

We talk about hard boy nips, right off the bat, and then talk about Jasper Johns (1930-not dead!) briefly before diving into the life and works of Bernini (1598 – 1680)

Welcome to the first episode of I Minored In Art History. Tonight, we're talking about Caravaggio (1571-1610) and Georgia O'Keeffe (1887-1986)! 

Strap in, we've literally never done this before. Plenty of swears included, free of charge.

This is going live about a month after when I had initially planned on it. Sorry if the sound is low, I had to edit with headphones and honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing!! I tried to get rid of the HISS in the audio but uhhhhhhhh it's still there. Thanks for listening anyway!