By Impolite Company, LLC
Monologues, diatribes, and conversations about everything from politics and religion to the increasing likelihood that we're all living in the fever dream of a dying DMT user, no topic is off limits. Hosted by St. Louis based comedian, Chris Cyr. #NoGodsNoMasters
As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch. Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads? Chris is recording an album on 3/30/2022 at Helium Comedy in St. Louis. Come out and watch! https://st-louis.heliumcomedy.com/shows/165327 Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris Cyr on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
March 07, 2022
Bone and Cone
We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us. Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple. It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
July 16, 2021
Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories
Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year? Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
March 24, 2021
A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob
On the newest episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing. Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
March 03, 2021
You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary
The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL. Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat? The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing. Should we have had Super Bowl commercials featuring people walking around unmasked? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places? Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company! Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
February 08, 2021
Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!
On today's Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person. You know. Basically fascism. Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman. Enjoy Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
February 03, 2021
What Do People Even Talk About These Days
Chris Cyr returns for Season 4 of Impolite Company and the first episode lives up to the show's name. On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection. He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson's "Beat It" video over the slightest difference. Hallmark donated $11,000 to Josh Hawley's election campaign. And, people who started relationships and moved in together before the pandemic hit might be the true heroes of 2020. As always, a million other topics on tens of other tangents. Happy new year, it's Impolite Company. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Follow Chris on Twitter and Instagram where he's @chrisdcyr, and on Facebook. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
January 27, 2021
Days of Pestilence: A Roman Wilderness of Pain
Impolite Host, Chris Cyr, is alone in his hotel in Vegas which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas. Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There's some talk of a time machine. Chris describes the crowd reaction at the show, flying in coach, and how nice airports are overall. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists! Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
November 14, 2020
Days of Pestilence: They Yearn For What They Fear For
In the afterglow of the US Presidential election, Chris worries that Donald Trump will hold on to power one day too long. He also explains an uncharitable thing he said about Rush Limbaugh. Then he doubles down on what he said. Because, eff Rush Limbaugh. For this episode's install of "Who's Effing?", Chris is joined by World Series of Comedy Top 101 contestant, and St. Louis comedy regular, Rich Braun. They discuss the 15th century Catholic Church, food trucks, Northern Exposure, and a lot more. Quick note: Chris Cyr's political views are his own and do not reflect the views of his guests, no matter how much he wants them to. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
November 10, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Unwearied Still, Lover by Lover Paddle in the Cold
Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?". But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN. Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, "Casually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company Listen at the link below, or on Spotify, iTunes, Google Play, and whatever other platform you're into.
October 25, 2020
Days of Pestilence: The Shrunk Earth Shall Shudder By
A quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area. Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time. And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May. Follow Justin on Twitter (he's changed his handle since we recorded this. Also, go support his roommate's excellent restaurant Tiny Chef. You'll be glad you did. Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company
October 09, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Between the Conception and the Creation
From our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?" Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators. During the intro, Chris gives some advice on how to score free stuff from a hospital. Follow Kate on Twitter and Instagram. Our new theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company
June 27, 2020
Days of Pestilence: George Floyd Was Murdered
No cute line from a poem today. Chris explains why he hasn't published a new episode in the few weeks, and why the next episode will sound strange since it was recorded back before the streets were filled with protests. A few thoughts on the murder of George Floyd, and just how long eight minutes and forty six seconds is. Black Lives Matter. We should know that by now. Our new theme song was written and produced by Lyfestyle and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
June 24, 2020
Days Of Pestilence: Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious
The first in a series featuring our new segment, "Who's F@*%ing?" Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania. The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member. Also, CSI: Madea. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company. Ellen Doyle is the favorite child of two fifth generation coal miners. She was famously the fourth heterosexual to graduate from her all girls college, but has so far been unable to produce genetic proof of her love for reproductive sex due to black magic. She moved to the west coast to pursue her lifelong dream of creating reality television but has been forced into a life of stand up comedy due to the fact that everyone just watches Netflix now. Ellen has been known to being nice to animals and children (in that order) and dreams of doing comedy for poor kids in no kill shelters. So far she has had to settle for performing at the SLO Comedy Festival, The World Series of Comedy, The North Carolina Comedy Festival, Sno Jam Comedy Festival, Mutiny Radio Comedy Festival, The Paul Bunyan Comedy Festival and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland. She tours the United states in a leased 2018 Kia Sorento that is well over its miles. She has been featured at clubs, breweries, coffee shops and public restrooms across America's heartland. She owns a dog named "Ghost". Ghost was featured on animal planets "Rescue Dog to Super Dog". Ellen has no on camera credits. Dog:1 Owner: 0
May 23, 2020
Days of Pestilence: The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms
It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN. The target of his ire? Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company. Or don't. We're not cops.
May 15, 2020
Days of Pestilence: I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire
A dead cat. Survivalists. Phone sex. Not all part of the same story. Today's quarantine episode of Impolite Company has something for everyone.
May 05, 2020
Money Laundering and Blood Alley
It was a different world last March. There were shows. In public. With people. New episode tomorrow, but first in this flashback episode Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought. Patchouli should go away. And what's up with Blood Alley? March of 2019
April 25, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Coffins Stood Round Like Open Presses
From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race. Also, buy a shop vac. It's Impolite Company time!
April 17, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Terror In A Handful Of Dust
#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.
April 06, 2020
The McDonald's Lady
New episode coming up tomorrow. For now, enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order. Listeners give some of their worst work experiences.
April 05, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Slouching Towards Bethlehem
We're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine. Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long. Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his favorite "longest jokes(?) ever!"
March 25, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Look Upon My Works and Despair
Kenny Rogers is dead. That's not cool. Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler." Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches? St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020. Impolite Company is Quarantined!
March 23, 2020
Days of Pestilence: Ring Around The Rosies
The semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks? We don't know. He just talks and weird stuff comes out. If you know, then you know.
March 20, 2020
Days of Pestilence
After a long hiatus, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse. The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66. Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.
March 19, 2020
Two Street Jokes
Chris is on the road today, so there's not a regular episode. He did fire up the ol' remote studio (a.k.a. The Samsung Galaxy S 8) and give you his two favorite street jokes in observance of Comedy Contest Season! Also, most of America needs to learn how elevators work.
August 02, 2019
New Year's Summer Day
Chris makes the case for moving New Year's Day to the summer. He rants about a lot of stuff. The late night crowd at his show this weekend hated him, which was awesome. One more call for a revolution.
June 19, 2019
L'il Wu Tang Clan
Chris gives away three million dollar ideas on today's episode. The best of which is a new children's series featuring the remaining members of the Wu Tang Clan. He recounts his memorial day weekend, and complains about a car that needs to be retired. Welcome to Impolite Company.
May 29, 2019
Hugh Jackman's Claws Are Real
Chris discusses Game of Thrones, insomnia, conspiracies, LSD, and good Christian values. Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters
May 15, 2019
Your Mom's Really Into Sepultura
Back from his trip to New York, Chris catches up with the audience, discusses NYC, Game of Thrones, Avengers, Illinois's recreational marijuana effort, and wants to know "Are we recording?" Welcome to Impolite Company!
May 08, 2019
No One Is Ready
Chris wonders if he's ready to start the show. He can't work the coffeemaker in the studio. He delivers a special pep talk for you about accomplishing your dreams. RIP Notre Dame cathedral. It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite Company!
April 16, 2019
Chris is under siege from a pigeon who's nesting on his front porch. Will he survive this aggression? Who knows? Exploding soup cans, weird house selling superstitions, and other topics all get blown off so he can spend more time on the bird. Listen to Impolite Company!
April 09, 2019
Singing in the Reign of Blood
Chris sings most of today's episode. We don't mean that he sings on today's show, we mean he SINGS THE DAMN SHOW. He assures us there were no drugs involved. Most of the show involves, Joe Biden, and how "Biden: The Musical" is not going to be made. He didn't mean for that to happen, but it did. We also briefly discussed new superhero trailers, but somehow made it back to Biden. The hour went by really fast. That's Impolite Company for you.
April 04, 2019
The Bustelo Missile Crisis
Do you have a "Go Bag?" What is the weird thing people are going to find when you die, a coffee can full of your fingernail clippings? R.I.P. coffee cans, in this age of plastic. Donald trump has an army of meth heads to protect him if he loses the next election. Sam Elliot. It's time for Impolite Company!
March 28, 2019
So I Bought A Hand Pie
It's an abbreviated show today since Chris overslept. But, it's a perfect time to let you know about the recent change at Chris's local doughnut shop. The Mueller report is completed, and even though no one's read it, everyone's sure it supports their argument. Chris worries that the secret service will misinterpret his intentions.
March 26, 2019
Boycott Fish Fries
Chris Cyr wonders why liberals are starting to eat at ChicFillA again. For that matter, why are they spending money on fish fries at churches across the country? Also, a completely made up survey about the end of the world.
March 21, 2019
You Have To Turn The Box On
Did you know that public transportation runs late as part of an organized conspiracy to increase the rate of fatal pneumonia in poor people? We did. Chris Cyr informs you on today's Impolite Company!
March 19, 2019
Tweeting From the End of the World
Chris describes his experience with a sensory deprivation tank, wonders why his bank doesn't accept cash half the time, Panda Express people are loud, and how did we survive Facebook being down? Get on Twitter and Get Ready for Today's Impolite Company!
March 15, 2019
John Wayne and Dick Pics
All we're saying is that if you're a dude and your buddy says "Hey, check this out!" you let him send you a pic. Also, who, other than everyone, John Wayne was a racist homophobe? Toilet bowls full of foam. Snowstorms that may or may not come. And of course, a rant about social media. It's a full menu from Impolite Company!
February 20, 2019
Valentine's Day Massacre
Happy Valentine's Day from Impolite Company.
February 15, 2019
Process Improvement for Cannibals
Yeah, we don't even know where to begin. A recent gig in rural Illinois has Chris concerned about vampires and cannibals. He has tips for both. It's a weird episode of Impolite Company!
February 12, 2019
I Was Basically Oliver Twist
Chris is certain he's a city kid through and through. He recounts a time his car was broken into and reveals that he's much more efficient at breaking into cars, but doesn't explain how he knows that. Also, doughnuts. It's a deep dive on today's Impolite Company.
February 09, 2019
Secrets, Lies, and Oprah
We're not sure if Chris is ranting about Donald Trump and keeps getting distracted by Liam Neeson, or if he's ranting about Liam Neeson and keeps getting distracted by Donald Trump. But, we can all agree that it'd have been a different week if Liam had made his confession to Oprah, instead of to the Independent. Strap one on for today's Impolite Company!
February 06, 2019
Saturday Mornings Were Better In The 80s
It's been a year! Chris discusses personal and creative growth, and tells a few jokes he wrote in his first year of comedy. The new DCU shows are fun. Also, if you purposefully use the wrong pronoun to address a person, you're an a-hole. That's a pretty non-controversial opinion he pretends is a hot take. Don't be an a-hole. It's Impolite Company!
February 01, 2019
The Art of the Deal
The government shut down is over and Chris wonders if this is the type of negotiating we can expect from the POTUS when he protects US interests with North Korea. Also, don't use duct tape for sex play, addresses the "why are you politicial?" question, and DON'T DUMP OUT COFFEE!!! For Christ's sake people, it's coffee.
January 28, 2019
Jesus Just Left Chicago
Warning: Today's episode was recorded in the car, on the highway, Tuesday night. We meant to post it late that night, but time, man...time. Chris cusses too much and apologizes for it. He discusses current events ranging from bratty white kids in red hats to the government shut down. Also, why you're the problem with True Detective season 2. It's Impolite Company!
January 24, 2019
Cheeseburger in Paradise
A veritable buffet of American exceptionalism was bestowed upon the Clemson Tigers yesterday. Let's talk about it. Also, it snowed in St. Louis. Need learn furniture?
January 15, 2019
The Plural of Moose is Moose
Chris lists a number of things you could have done last night instead of watching Donald Trump's speech. It's a long list. The plural of "moose" is "moose." Right? The Chrysler Building is for sale.
January 09, 2019
Till the Wheels Fall Off
Chris spends a lot of time talking about flat tires, which somehow still brings up the subjects of donuts. Do people pick up escorts at the front door? Does the government shutdown mean we can act crazy on mass transit now? And it's interesting that Trump didn't try making his little speech during the national championship game last night. Also, he's not even allowed to commit murder. So, relax.
January 08, 2019
Space Birthdays Are Going To Be Sad
Chris discusses the news that the Chinese government launched a lunar rover on the far side of the Earth's moon. Completely ignoring recent achievements by the U.S. space program, Chris angrily screams into the abyss about why we don't have an Auntie Anne's Pretzels at Lagrange 5 to serve colonists on their way to new worlds.
January 03, 2019
June 21 is the New January 1
It's a new year, but what does that really mean? How we measure time is a construct created by men who wanted a way to chart their moment by moment progress towards their graves. Also, don't hijack trains. We swear it all ties together, maybe. Enjoy today's Impolite Company!
January 02, 2019
I Don't Know It's Christmas
Chris bemoans the fact that it doesn't feel like Christmas, gives advice to long haul drivers tempted to buy imitation amphetamines, makes a suggestion about international nuclear proliferation that may be illegal, and more!
December 18, 2018
Be An Axe Murderer For Good
Chris gives you advice for your annual performance review, surviving toxic holiday culture in your corporate job, and if you're going to be an axe murderer, choose your victims wisely. Die Hard is a Christmas Movie.
December 11, 2018
Chris can't handle the Salvation Army bell ringers who block the ingress to every retail establishment he wants to go to this time of year. He spends a good part of the episode airing his grievances. George H.W. Bush died this week. The general feeling ranges from "SAD" to "MEH". Chris points out that no president gets into heaven, and the Prince always had more power than the sitting president. It's national cookie day. Eff cookies.
December 04, 2018
The Truth About Rudolph
Chris gives a different take on Christmas classics like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Frosty the Snowman, and How The Grinch Stole Christmas. He also made the mistake of listening to Christmas music on the way into the studio this morning.
November 29, 2018
Chris knows he needs a commercial, but isn't sure about what format to use. He makes sure you know how to celebrate the first Wednesday after Thanksgiving, more commonly known as Broke Wednesday. Chris also worries that he may get food poisoning.
November 28, 2018
The Unavoidable Problem of Pie
Chris discusses the unavoidable problem of pie, the lessons of Creed 2, Christmas Trees, and kids. Get back into the swing of things with today's Impolite Company.
November 27, 2018
Exclusively for the internet, Chris hides in a bathroom and records a special episode for the Thanksgiving holiday. Don't play Hallelujah on bar jukeboxes. What are you thankful for? Pie! And a lost tribe knows how to handle Jehovah's Witnesses.
November 23, 2018
What In The Hell Is Wrong With You, Missouri?
Cold bubbly water poured into your crotch will wake you up quite well. Chris shares this and other secrets. He also wants to know, what the hell is wrong with you, Missouri?
November 08, 2018
Yolonda MizzUnderstood Brown
Sam kills Chris again, and takes over the show. Yolanda MizzUnderstood Brown (yes, say the whole thing) joins him to talk Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, and cuffing season. Catch her being sued by her son on Judge Mathis Thursday at 3pm on ABC.
November 07, 2018
Chris has election advice for Missouri voters. Mostly, that advice is to not let Josh Hawley make it to the U.S. Senate. Seriously, Josh Hawley looks like he'd fuck cancer victims, in every sense of the word. Don't vote for him. Seriously. Don't fucking vote for that guy. Also, demons. We talk about demons, and rituals, and food, maybe? It got a little hazy at one point. Chris mispronounced Gillespie and Peyton cracked up. Hawley can text in an opposing opinion if he wants. We dare him.
November 06, 2018
The Lost Episode (The Last Drunk)
One night in August, Chris went to a party. The party kept going until it night became morning. The show doesn't stop just because of whiskey. This is a cautionary tale. If you consume too much of the devil's party water, you're going to say some questionable things. Especially concerning the series finale of M*A*S*H. So anyway, here's the episode that was "lost" to the general public. He doesn't drink any more. But you should. He likes it that way.
November 04, 2018
Woke Bingo and Other Halloween Recaps
Chris is doped up on cold medicine and can't be held responsible for how tired he sounds, or anything he says. He's taken so much cold medicine, that he can't remember what he talked about as he writes this description two days late. He thinks he said, "I don't know, man. I don't have any answers." a lot. Yeah. He knows he recorded the outro twice and messed up the outro music. Did you miss the part where he took Nyquil instead of Dayquil? He wasn't in the studio where Peyton could do things bett
November 01, 2018
It's Halloween! Draw your pentagrams, like your black candles, put on your robes, and place an Almond Joy in the center of the summoning circle for our Dark Lord to snack on after he appears. Chris has thoughts on this day. Let's see if he survives this episode of Impolite Company!
October 31, 2018
No, You Can't Have A Pet Pikachu
Chris discusses why drunk people shouldn't talk to the musician on stage. There's a discussion about weddings, why the government won't let you have a pokemon, and other topics. It's a fun ride on today's Impolite Company.
October 30, 2018
You Can Hurt Trump, But Don't Touch DeNiro
Yesterday, a bunch of suspicious packages were mailed to the offices of various people and institutions referred to as "enemies of the people" and other insults by the President of the United States. That was bad. Today one of those packages was received by Robert DeNiro. Chris lets these terrorists, whoever they are, Al Queda or Al Smith, know that they've gone too far.
October 25, 2018
Did Not Win The Lottery
Chris did not win the big ass lottery drawing last night. He didn't even buy a ticket. But he has a plan to get rich anyway. Unrelated fact: Did you know that it's practically impossible to prosecute 100 people for the same murder? Other unrelated fact: Do you know that $1.7 billion divided by 100 is still a really big number? Just kidding...
October 24, 2018
I Ain't Afraid Of No Ghost
Chris talks about horror movies and relates them to the real world. The kind of people who live in Newtown, would definitely build their homes on a cursed cemetery. Possessed children just need to be punched in the face. Send Seal Team 6 after Michael Meyers. There a smorgasbord of information.
October 23, 2018
Let Eli Roth Teach Your Kids
On today's Impolite Company, Chris discusses his disappointment in finding a seed in a Clementine this morning. He also thinks your kids would learn more from watching The Devil's Rejects than they'll learn from Chronicles of Narnia. Did your kid go Eli Roth on a bully? Then this episode is for you.
October 17, 2018
Lee Greenwood is a Chump
Proud To Be An American is a terrible song. It's even worse when sung by drunk white people at a karaoke bar. Lee Greenwood is a chump. It's impolite Company with Chris Cyr.
October 16, 2018
Chris doesn't think Branson needs state money to promote tourism. The governor needs to up his grammar game. Are we done with problematic material in general? Free speech is boring.
October 11, 2018
Lance Has Seen A Ghost (w/Lance Cain)
Today's guest on Impolite Company is St. Louis comic, Lance Cane. Chris and Lance talk about comedy, playing in a band, and other topics. Lance has seen a ghost.
October 10, 2018
Donut Get It Twisted
Enough about bagels. Chris helps you choose the right donut order and tells you what your donut choices say about you. The jackbooted thugs of the New World Order make an appearance. Enjoy today's Impolite Company!
October 09, 2018
Photography is Lies (w/ Susan Bennet)
Chris sits down with Susan Bennet, the photographer entrusted with making him look damned good in all of his headshots. They discuss selfies, photography as an art, why you are NOT a photographer regardless of your IG followers, and other topics. Check out Ooh St. Lou Studios on the web! Website: http://oohstloustudios.com/ The science of selfies: http://oohstloustudios.com/the-science-of-the-selfie-no-you-dont-really-look-like-that
October 04, 2018
Disappointingly Not The Anti-Christ
It's October! Chris is going to talk about horror movies. Today, he talks more about the time he was convinced he was the anti-Christ after his dad let him watch The Omen. Brett Kavanaugh is a (our legal department demands we add the word "probably" here) a rapist. Chris emceed an Oktoberfest even and recaps his weekend at The Funny Bone in St. Louis. He also outlines the perfect dozen bagels to order for your office food day! He's not dead.
October 02, 2018
The Mexico Tapes, Pt. 4
It's the final night of his vacation and instead of finishing his packing, Chris is recording an episode for you. That's how much he loves you. Don't you ever question it. Chris addresses concerns people express over the dangerous nature of Mexico, the complications of packing in the era of tiny underwear, TSA Prepass, vacations in general, Verizon (again), and John McCain. He's back in the studio tomorrow. Dig in!
August 27, 2018
The Mexico Tapes, Pt. 3
Still on the roof of his AirBnB in San Miguel de Allende, Chris dispatches another episode from his Mexican adventure. He talks about PETA's approach to Animal Crackers, Verizon's culpability in the deaths of people during emergencies, Olive Garden, Starbucks, and a chicken dinner. It's weird.
August 23, 2018
The Mexico Tapes, Pt. 2
Chris is sitting on the roof of his Air BnB in San Miguel de Allende recording today's episode. He' obsessed with the Jacuzzi tub on this roof, and wonders if that's enough to keep him from returning to St. Louis. He discusses the proper way to help animals. And, he has advice for a group of brewery employees in town for training, and who he's been told have invaded one of his favorite bars. Don't miss Chris at LouFest this year.
August 22, 2018
Chris checks in from vacation, now that he isn't at the mercy of Verizon's data plan for uploading content. He talks about Anthony Bourdain, the need for most Americans to get out of their comfort zone, food poisoning, what might possibly be credit fraud (disclaimer: Chris is not a lawyer, and he drinks a lot. Please don't follow his advice on most things.), a wonders if his tattoos count as cultural appropriation.
August 21, 2018
Breakfast at Shoney's (W/ Susan Bennet and Jamie Krock)
Saturday morning, Chris woke up with a craving for French toast sticks. So clearly, the only solution was to call up Bare Knuckle Comedy writer, Jamie Krock and Susan Bennet of Ooh St. Lou Studios, pile in the car, and drive three hours to Henderson, Kentucky, the town that houses the Shoney's nearest St. Louis. Get a plate of food, sit back, and listen to a fun breakfast table conversation.
June 26, 2018
For a lot of kids, school's out for the summer. Chris remembers the last day of school, getting your yearbook signed, fighting in the streets, swimming pools... It's your basic summer vacation themed coming of age film. Also, disease vectors.
June 06, 2018