Impossible To Say

By Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor

Disconnect from your own problems as lifelong best friends, Kat Wellington and Emily Proctor, bravely respond to their listeners' daily dilemmas with sarcastic commentary and bad advice. Email impossibletosaypod@gmail.com to submit your stories to be read anonymously.

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122 - Call Her Daddy Reunion

Impossible To SayDec 19, 2024

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141 - On The Cover of Vogue

This week we talk about Emily's future destination wedding, ghost kinks, and The Ace Family. Emily had never heard of them which is probably normal.

May 29, 202558:47

140 - The Matchmaking Episode

This week we discuss Overcompensating, we tell a story about an affair with a boss that ends badly, and explain how snoring can ruin your life.

May 22, 202558:01

139 - Passing Out Left and Right

Emily bought a house! Today we celebrate her, talk about manipulative friends, and tell stories of losing consciousness yay.

May 15, 202556:35

138 - Emily Rescues Kat

In this episode Kat rants about someone copying her video, Emily tells us about a creepy professor, and we talk about our triple dipper orders from Chili's.

May 08, 202554:19

137 - Adapt Or Leave

Today we celebrate Cheating Day, recap Kat's catio party, and talk about hot foreign men.

May 01, 202501:00:04

136 - We Got Scammed

In today's episode Kat goes into detail about being scammed by a private chef company, Emily talks about her cruise adventures, and we recap Coachella.

Apr 24, 202501:02:28

135 - The Proposal

This week we talk about rude influencers, open relationships, and a proposal that shouldn't happen.

Apr 10, 202557:41

134 - A Happy Ending

This week we talk about a dead hamster communicating in the afterlife, we tell someone to confess their love, and cry at someone's happy divorce story.

Apr 03, 202556:34

133 - Don't Cheat On Your Husband

This week we tell the story of someone being kidnapped by a famous rapper, we give groundbreaking advice to someone who is wanting to cheat on their husband, and we discuss the Severance finale masterpiece.

Mar 27, 202559:13

132 - More Pranks

This week we talk about a secret baby, harmless pranks, and Netflix ruining reunions.

Mar 13, 202555:22

131 - We Will Probably Have iPad Kids

This week we tell you about someone's scary cousin stealing their identity, an Ole Miss girl going viral, and the Oscars.

Mar 06, 202557:07

130 - Love Isn't Blind

Today we talk about Emily's insane partner workout, recap the new Love Is Blind season, and attempt to give advice on dating within the friend group.

Feb 26, 202555:15

129 - Landlords Are Freaks

Today we talk about Kat's tragic Valentine's Day, a really dangerous threesome, and how awkward saying I love you for the first time is.

Feb 20, 202559:28

128 - Someone's Pregnant

In this week's episode we talk about how you shouldn't date your coworker, shouldn't hand your phone to old people, and shouldn't be blacking out every time you drink.

Feb 13, 202558:04

127 - Why Do You Care

Today we recap the Grammy's, talk about Emily's birthday weekend, and tell the story of a girl who accidentally dated a criminal.

Feb 06, 202557:31

126 - The Kink Episode

In this week's episode we talk about Timothee Chalamet, foot fetishes, and CVS pharmacy being hell on earth.

Jan 30, 202559:46

125 - Who Is Stanley Cooper

Today Kat shares a strange Hinge story, Emily tells the story of how she almost died while pet-sitting, and we discuss Justin Bieber's freaky behavior.

Jan 23, 202555:06

124 - God Yeah

In this episode we talk about how the new year has started, the guy with a gambling addiction who is also a cheater, and wedding expenses.

Jan 16, 202501:02:18

123 - We Survived the Holidays

Happy New Year! In today's episode we talk about American Girl Dolls, Emily's exciting year ahead, and a really mean girl from London.

Jan 02, 202501:06:27

122 - Call Her Daddy Reunion

In today's episode we talk about the Barstool drama, traumatizing pet sitting experiences, and the girl best friend with feelings for your boyfriend.

Dec 19, 202401:00:26

121 - The Birthday Dinner

In this episode we talk about our personal connection with Luigi Mangione, help someone forgive themselves for cheating, and debate whether a specific sleepover is okay.

Dec 12, 202401:00:46

120 - Don't Make Me Look Stupid

Today we talk about a one night stand reading a private diary, a girl that is far too comfortable with her friend's boyfriend, and the correct way to look for a third.

Dec 05, 202401:01:55

119 - Ex Best Friend Trauma Dump

In this episode we talk about Wicked (again), Kat's ex best friend, and second dates.

Nov 28, 202401:02:28

118 - Tasteful Catcalls

We are now on Youtube if you want a visual reference! Today we talk about Zach Bryan being scary, Thanksgiving Eve, and Twilight.

Nov 21, 202401:11:38

117 - Spookiest Episode Yet

Today we talk about the upcoming election, a Facebook "Are We Dating The Same Person" success story, and Halloween.

Oct 31, 202401:09:37

116 - Dressing Rooms Make Me Cry

In this episode we talk about the horrors of trying on clothes, the Tell Me Lies finale, and the worst hotel roommate situations.

Oct 24, 202401:02:50

115 - Nothing's Sacred Anymore

This week we recap Kat's Sweat Tour experience, talk about making friends in new cities, and give an unfortunate update about plant man.

We also hear the news about Liam Payne's death during this episode. We are so saddened to hear this and are thinking of his friends and family during this time.

Oct 17, 202454:37

114 - Kat Saw Wicked

Today we talk about meeting Trisha Paytas, the art of social media stalking, and a situationship plot twist.

Oct 10, 202401:00:45

113 - Imagine My Shock

Today we talk about Chappell Roan, recap All Things Go, and tell multiple horrible first date stories.

Oct 03, 202401:05:57

112 - Date Your Landlord

Today we give an exciting follow up about the girl dating her landlord, talk about innocent flirting, and the worst dog (and dog owner) ever.

Sep 26, 202401:05:50

111 - See It Through

In this episode we talk about a really suspicious Oktoberfest trip. a weirdly patriotic date, and a high school crush gone wrong.

Sep 19, 202401:01:58

110 - The Bunk Room

Today we are joined by a few surprise guests to talk about Kat's Florida trip, asking a crush out, and Mormon mom drama.

Sep 12, 202401:06:18

109 - Emily's Bachelorette Trip

This week we talk about a secret work admirer, our high school fights, and an almost hookup story.

Sep 05, 202456:25

108 - Late Sexy Dinner

Today we recap Love Is Blind UK, tell a landlord tenant love story, and reveal more of Emily's relationship lore.

Aug 29, 202401:05:16

107 - Emily In Los Angeles

Today we recap Emily's trip to LA, tell an insane firefighter/swinger/cult story, and talk about that annoying mean girl on Tik Tok with red hair.

Aug 22, 202458:12

106 - Hinge 101

Today we talk about an airport love story, disappointment with dating apps, and an extremely unfortunate roommate situation.

Aug 15, 202401:12:06

105 - Please Don't Murder Me

In this episode we talk about Kat's moving nightmare, Emily's pool party summer, and the worst kisser of all time.

Aug 08, 202401:14:29

104 - Back But Not Better

Today we return after summer break to talk about horses in the olympics, Love Island US, and surprise encounters with Harry Styles.

Aug 01, 202401:05:10

103 - Two Week Fling

This week we talk about Love Island, a cheating mystery, and bar bathroom gossip.

Jun 27, 202401:00:48

102 - Why Did You Text Me That

This week we talk about concert etiquette, cat custody, and chlamydia.

Jun 20, 202401:02:31

101 - Party Girl Summer

Today we talk about Charli xcx, lying, and hooking up on the first date.

Jun 13, 202401:08:26

100 - Moving In Silence with Brett Neustrom

Today we have a special guest to celebrate our 100th episode and talk about body negativity, snark reddit pages, and Brett's strict wedding rules.

Jun 06, 202401:00:11

99 - Hometowns

In this episode we reunite in Maryland to talk about potentially breaking girl code, a super chill tortoise, and a four year long situationship.