Headlong Into Monsters

In this episode I had the honor of talking with Sean Kenealy and Eric Silvera, co-directors of the awesome short film Two Knocks On A Door! We talk about their film and of course all sorts of random fun! I hope you enjoy the episode!!!

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This episode we talk about some heavy topics while also keeping it lite! We also spend way to much time talking about Pee Wees Big Adventure. Special guests Ashley and Ken were awesome and made the conversation so much fun!

The People Under The Stairs

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Rottweilers Chasing Kids Through Walls (buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 Secretaries of Pussies (buy)

• Ken Sledgehammer  - 8 out of 10 Boys Under The Stairs (buy)

• Ashley Sledgehammer - 7 out of 10 Hear No Evil Speak No Evil See No Evil Monkey Signs (buy)

Us

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We are back and we brought honorary cohost and friend of the show, Horror Fan Ryan to talk about one of his favorite movies, The Hitcher!!! and I guess we talked about the sequel and remake or whatever. We hope you enjoy.

The Hitcher 1986

• Raul - 10 out of 10 slaughtered children in the back of a station wagon (Buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 finger food (high priority stream)

• Ryan - 10 out of 10 fingers in a basket of french fries (buy)

The Hitcher 2007

• Raul - 3 out of 10 Slaughtered children in the back of a station gagon (low low low low low priority rental)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 bloody “will I got to heaven pamphlets (rental)

• Ryan - 1 out of 10 shitty CGI bunnies getting run over (try to watch maybe?)

The Hitcher 2

• Raul - 2.5 out 10 planes being flown into big rigs (avoid)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 Jake Busey's (watching it soon)

• Ryan - 1 out of 10 crazy ass Jake Busey's (if you like dumb shit like Ashley then watch it)

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New Trailblazing Terror episode where Raul has the immense pleasure of interviewing Splatter Punk award winning author Daniel J. Volpe!!! Also There's a sweet giveaway at the end of the episode for two lucky listeners!!!

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This might be the longest I've delayed putting out an episode but there's a reason for that... The world was not ready! But here it is Ashley and Raul have a blast talking with Greg and Pearl from LOTC and it's so much fun. also we talk horror movies for a little bit. We hope you enjoy.

Ashley

10. Slumber Party Massacre 2 

9. Friday The 13th Pt 2

8. Halloween 2 

7. Creep Show Pt 2

6. Bride of reanimator

5. Revenge Of The Creature 

4. Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

3. Return Of The Living dead 2

2. Puppet Master Pt. 2 

1. Bride Of Frankenstein

Greg

10. Phantasm Pt 2

9. Hellbound: Hellraiser 2

8. Evil Dead Pt 2

7. Dawn Of The Dead

6. Psycho 2

5. Creep Show Pt 2

4. Aliens

3. The Devil's Rejects

2. Friday the 13th Pt 2

1. Halloween 2

Pearl

10. Bride of Frankenstein

9. Doctor Sleep

8. Final Destination 2

7. Pet Sematary 2

6.  Aliens 

5. Damien Omen 2

4. Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night 2 

3. Fright Night 2

2. Poltergeist 2 The other Side

1. Hostel Pt 2

Raul

10. Wolf Creek 2

9. 28 weeks later 

8. Blair Witch 2 book of shadows

7. Bride of reanimator

6. Dawn of the dead

5. The collection

4. Terrifier 2 

3. Sleepaway camp 2

2. Evil Dead 2

1. The Thing - (Aliens)

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It's the time of very where the nights are longer, the days are colder and we all gather around the Christmas Tree to open the annual bag of dicks. On the episode we are joined by good friend and master of all things Christmas Brian Scott and we talk Christmas Bloody Christmas, A Christmas Horror Story and All Through the House and spoilers, we have a blast doing it.

A Christmas Horror Story

• Raul - 9 out of 10 Reindeer fucking whores (buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 orange juice and spaetti (stream)

• Brian - 8.5 out of 10 Elven head stomps (buy)

Christmas Bloody Christmas

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 dead children’s bodies being used as meat shields (buy)

• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 Christmas Creampie (buy)

• Brian - 10 out of 10 Stair head stomps (buy)

All Through The House 

• Raul - 10 out of 10 bags of dicks (buy)

• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 knives through titties (buy)

• Brian - 9 out of 10 Bags of dicks (buy)

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This is a super special Thanksgiving episode where we talk about movies we're Un-Thankful for!!! We're joined by special guest Dave (Dr. Shock) Becker as we talk Arachnophobia, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4 and Sharks of The Corn. We talk one amazing movie and 2 pieces of garbage.

Sharks of the Corn

• Raul - 0.25 out of 10 Child Crime Goons (avoid with prejudice, fuck this movie)

• Ashley - .5 out of 10 shark scarecrow with corn erection (stream)

• Dave -  1 out of 10 closed corn fields (avoid)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4

• Raul - 2 out of 10 nerds running away from a truck in a straight line (avoid)

• Ashley - 4 out of 10 Matthew McConaughey slapping himself in the face (stream for free)

• Dave - 1.5 out of 10 robotic legs (avoid with prejudice)

Arachnophobia

• Raul - 10 out of 10 spiders copping a feel in the shower (buy)

• Ashley - 9 out of 10 pulsating spider egg sacs (rent)

• Dave - 8.5 out of 10 shitty small town doctors (buy)

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We hope you enjoy part 1 of our Alfred Hitchcock coverage where we talk Frenzy, Rope and The Birds with super special guest - and Raul's new BFF Duane!!!

Rope

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 sassy housekeepers (rent)

• Ashley - 9 out of 10 James Stuart fondling a rope (buy)

• Duane - 8.75 out of 10 books tied with the murder weapon (buy)

Frenzy 

• Raul - 9 out of 10 corpses stuffed into a potato sack (buy)

• Ashley - 6 out of 10 woman feeding her husband weird food (apprehensive rental)

• Duane - 7 out of 10 pigs feet (buy)

The Birds

• Raul - 4.5 out of 10 children being attacked in a school yard (rent)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 dead men with pecked out eyeballs (buy)

• Duane - TBD (buy)

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It's late but Happy Halloween homies!!! We close out the spooky season with and extra long, extra gory and extra fun episode, with amazing guests Mike Miller, the lovely Shyann Miller and Horror Fan Ryan we have an absolute blast talking all the ooey gooey violence int these three films!!!

All Hallows Eve 

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 decapitated siblings (buy)

• Ashley - 6.5 out of 10 Art the Clown attempted back seat suffications (buy)

• Ryan - 6 out of 10 goofy as aliens walking around (buy)

• Mike - 6 out of 10 Limbless torsos (buy)

• Shyann -  5 out of 10 Art the Clowns (stream)

Terrifier

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Art the Clown vibing to smooth jazz (buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 comforting baby emily (buy)

• Ryan - 7 out of 10 jugs of bleach to clean a shitty bathroom (buy)

• Mike - 9 out of 10 body split (buy)

• Shyann - 8.5 out of 10 Art Boobies (buy)

Terrifier 2

• Raul - 10 out of 10 breaking car windows with severed dicks (buy) 

• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 force feeding corpse heads mashed potatoes (buy)

• Ryan - 8 out of 10 stabs to the crotch (buy)

• Mike - 9.5 out of 10 severed head halloween buckets (buy)

• Shyann - 9 out of 10 Clown cafes (buy)

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Just Because the spooky season is over doesn't mean that the scares come to an end, in the episode we talk about movies that don't take place on Halloween but give a very Halloween vibe!! Joined by special guest Tombs and Coraline things get whacky!!!

Killer klowns From Outer Space

• Raul - 10 out of 10 security guards getting acid cream pies (buy)

• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 killer Klowns sneezing into powder in a drug store (buy)

• Tombs - 9 out of 10 bloody bloody moist Klown hands from the back of officer Moody (buy)

• Caroline - 10 out of 10 balloon dogs (buy)

Chud 2 Bud The Chud

• Raul - 9 out of 10 zombie dogs (buy)

• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 Chuds giving away their hearts (buy)

• Tombs - 7.5 out of 10 Trick or Treating Robert Englands (rent)

Dead Silence

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Donnie Wahlberg’s not having a full tank of gas (buy)

• Ashley - 8 out of 10 old lady corpse falling onto a child (buy)

• Tombs - 10 out of 10 Officer New Kids electric razors (buy)

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Things get so ooey gooey and moist in this episode of extreme horror where we cover The Butcher, Ebola Syndrome and Organ as part of Raul's birthday celebratory extreme horror episode. Also we get to pop Anthony's podcasting cherry!

Organ

• Raul - 7.5 out of 10 female crime bosses with no depth perception (stream)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 mossy faces (buy) (didn’t actually finish)

• Bill - 6.5 out of 10 Pussing boils (stream)

• Anthony - 8.5 out of 10 caterpillars coming out of my belly (Stream)

Ebola Syndrome 

• Raul - 8 out of 10 pieces of meat that got this dick (stream)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 toothpick to the eyeball (buy rub it on you prune niples) (didn’t actually finish)

• Bill - 7.5 out of 10 large pruny niples (stream) 

• Anthony - 7.5 out of 10 folding tables to the face (stream)

The Butcher

• Raul - 9 out of 10 broken wheelchairs (Buy)

• Ashley - 6 out of 10 phone calls with you mom about bibles (stream)

• Bill - 8 out of 10 pig headed masks (priority stream cheap buy)

• Anthony - 9 out of 10 I heart Korea t shirts (buy)

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Check out this episode where I was fortunate enough to interview writer and director of the incredible movie Final Summer, John Isberg!! He's a truly amazing guy with and big future in the genre!! Please support him and his film!

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Hey Everyone, Headlong Into Monsters is happy to present a new segment on the podcast called Trailblazing Terror. Where we talk to up and comers in the horror genre. We are taking time to spotlight and promote the works of anyone making horror content. On episode one I had the pleasure of interviewing Grayson Sebert - writer, director and star of the short film The Master. Please check out her work and help support her. Links down below.

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Sorry we've been late getting things out but now that we're caught up, join us as we look into the works of the great Jeffery Combs and evaluate the totality of these three movies, with the always amazing Jessica!!!

House on Haunted Hill

• Raul - 6.5 out of 10 number 2 pencils being jammed through someone's neck (low priority rental)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 tanks of possessed blood (stream)

• Jessica - 8 out of 10 vengeful stupid whores (rent) 

Castle Freak

• Raul - 9 out of 10 overly aggressive cunnilingus sessions (buy) 

• Ashley - 9 out of 10 monsters eating hooker titties (buy)

• Jessica - 7.5 out of 10 penisless freaks (buy)

The Frighteners

• Raul - 10 out of 10 worm filled vaginal canals to hell (Buy)

• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 numerically obsessed special killers (Buy)

• Jessica - 7.5 out of 10 roadmaps of pain (Buy)

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Join us as we finish our coverage of all things Hellraiser. This time with greatly improved audio thanks to Grave from Monsters and The Moshpit.

Hellraiser Jugdment

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 topless judges participating in vomit play (buy)

• Ashley - 8 out of 10 dogs sewn into a corpse womb (buy)

• Greg - 6.5 out of 10 juries giving my verdict (buy)

• Dave - 7 out of 10 hands in the playground (rent)

Hellraiser 2022

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 priestesses that can get this dick (buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 passing out on a merry go round (stream)

• Greg - 8 out of 10 stabs to the back with the lament configuration (stream)

• Dave - 7.5 out of 10 lament configurations (stream)

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Hey everybody sorry that this took a bit too get to you but we Raul and Ashley continue their dive into Hellraiser with Hellraiser Deader, Hellraiser Hellworld and Hellraiser Hellworld with special guests Greg and Dave from Monsters and the Moshpit!

Hellraiser Deader

• Raul - 2 out of 10 subways sex orgies (avoid)

• Ashley - 2 out of 10 chain smoker (avoid)

• Greg - 4.5 out of 10 hallways that keep out the big boys (low priority rental) 

• Dave - 3 out of 10 subways to nowhere (avoid)

Hellraiser Hellworld

• Raul - 7.5 out of 10 teens burning themselves alive (buy)

• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 Henry Cavill singing pussy to a nun picture (buy)

• Greg - 8.5 out of 10 you don’t tug on superman's cape (buy)

• Dave - 8 out of 10 heads in a jar (watch, maybe buy)

Hellraiser Revelations

• Raul - 8 out of 10 killing babies in their cribs (buy)

• Ashley - 3 out of 10 incestious make out sessions (read the screenplay don't watch the movie)

• Greg - 1.5 out of 10 TEMU pinheads (Avoid at all costs)

• Dave - 6 out of 10 dead hooker puddles of blood (Watch, maybe buy)

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Hey everybody, The pleasure and pain keep coming with out continued coverage of the Hellraiser franchise!!! We are joined by special guests Greg and Ian to talk some delicious cinnamon bites!! Check it Out!

Hellraiser Blood Lines

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 grappling hook decapitations (buy)

• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 knock off terminators solving puzzle boxes (buy)

• Greg - 8.5 out of 10 sensual fish hooks to solar plexus (buy)

• Ian -  5.5 out of 10 destroyed kinex projects (buy in multi pack)

Hellraiser Inferno

• Raul - 7 out of 10 ice cream trucks covered in porn (buy)

• Ashley - 6 out of 10 severed children's fingers (stream)

• Greg - 7.5 out of 10 hookers hanging in a bathtub (buy)

• Ian - 7.5 out of 10 little vials of cocaine taken from a crime scene (stream)

Hellraiser Hellseeker 

• Raul - 6 out of 10 the husband did it (buy)

• Ashley - 5 out of 10 God i fucking hate Trevor (Stream)

• Greg - 6 out of 10 put down that damn camera (buy)

• Ian - 7 out of 10 acupuncture needles to the throat (stream)

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The weather is hot and so is the conversation!!! we have a blast talking the first three hellraiser movies as we start our franchise coverage!! We hope you enjoy the episode!

Hellraiser

• Raul - 10 out of 10 guys trying to get girls drunk in front of her father (Buy)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 seductively rubbing puzzle boxes with your fingers (Buy)

• Victor - 8.5 out of 10 Hammer skull wounds (Buy)

• Greg - 9.5 out of 10 come to daddy’s (Buy)

Hellbound: Hellraiser 2 

• Raul - 10 out of 10 moaning girls under bloody sheets (Buy)

• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 weird babies with their mouths sewn shut (But)

• Victor - 7.5 out of 10 demented carnivals (Buy)

• Greg - 8 out of 10 unsatisfying hot tub sex scenes (Buy)

Hellraiser 3: Hell On Earth

• Raul - 9 out of 10 cars that said “nah fuck this street” and left (Buy)

• Ashley - 9 out of 10 spirited women waiting for Pinhead to make them bleed (buy)

• Victor - 6.5 out of 10 incredibly spacious no way you can afford it, spacious reporter condominiums (Rent)

• Greg - 9 out of 10 ready for my extreme close ups (Buy)

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We are back and kicking summer off by covering all four house movies with special guest Jessica from The Horror Cast!!! We had so much fun recording this and we hope that you have as much fun listening to it!

House

• Raul - 9 out of 10 crazy grandmas with a heart of gold (Buy)

• Ashley - 8 out of 10 Ding dong you’re dead (Buy)

• Jessica - 9.5 out of 10 dismembered hands out of 10 (Buy)

House 2

• Raul - 10 out of 10 adventuring electricians (Buy)

• Ashley - 9 out of 10 170 year old grandpas driving sports cars (Buy)

• Jessica - 8 out of 10 catter-puppies (Buy)

House 3 

• Raul - 7 out of 10 deformed babies getting smashed into the table (Rent)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 severed hands in the frier (stream)

• Jessica - 6.5 out of 10 meat cleavers (Buy)

House 4 

• Raul - 6 out of 10 beating your henchmen with a sex doll (Low priority stream)

• Ashley - Did not finish the movie and will not finish it. 

• Jessica - 5.5 out of 10 pizza faces (Stream)

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Want to hear three individuals discuss the merits of the Re-animator movies and necrophilia? The check this episode out it has everything you could want. Sexy southern voices, bad jokes and of course random ass conversations!!!

Re-animator

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 Decapitated heads thinking about her needs (Buy)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 dead cats in a mini fridge (buy)

• Greg - 9 out of 10 aggressively snapping pencils in your enemies face (buy)

Bride of Re-animator

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 doctors with uncomfortably close relationships with their patients (buy)

• Ashley - 10 out of 10 Dr. Hill Bat Heads (Buy)

• Greg - 9.5 out of 10 uncomfortably realistic depictions of patients in a psych ward (buy)

Beyond Re-animator

• Raul - 5 out of 10 Wardens that fucked around and found out (buy)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 dollar store Dans (buy)

• Greg - 8.5 half vatos chasing Herbert West (buy)

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This episode is a long time coming and I am to sorry that it's this late!!! but On we are talking some sparkly ass vampires. Listen to us talk about some romance, explosive cum and TITSOAK!!!

Twilight

• Raul - 6 out of 10 angrily staring at rapists (buy)

• Ashley - 5 out of 10 La Push Babies (Stream)

• Morgan - 8.5 awkward lip bites (buy collectors box)

• Shawn - 6.5 out of 10 baseball games (rental)

New Moon

• Raul - 7 out of 10 ab muscles (buy)

• Ashley - 7 out of 10 unfortunate b day parties (stream)

• Morgan - 6 out of 10 bad wigs (buy)

• Shawn - 6 out of 10 cliff jumps (rent)

Eclipse  

Join the Headlong into Monsters crew and special guest Josh as we get hot and sexy for our coverage of the original three slumber party massacre movies. Things get real wet wild and bloody in the episode.

Slumber Party Massacre

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 sexy electricians (buy)

• Ashley - 8 out of 10 Teenagers with drilled eye holes (buy)

• Josh - 8 out of 10 plugged in circular saws (buy)

Slumber Party Massacre 2

• Raul - 8 out of 10 metal tipped cowboy boots with or without spurs (buy)

• Ashley - 8.5 outt of 10 fuckabe driller (buy)

• Josh - 10 out of 10 makita guitars (buy)

Slumber Party Massacre 3

• Raul - 9 out of 10 limp dicks driller killers (buy)

• Ashley - 6 out of 10 beer thighs (watch on youtube)

• Josh - 6.5 out of 10 red wigs (watch on youtube)

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This episode was a lot of fun and we talked about some strong women and then just some random nonsense. Special guest Tombs brought us an amazing movie that would have continued to go under the radar but has since become one of Raul's favorites.

Carrie

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Crucified Mothers (Buy)
• Ashley - 10 out of 1 they’re all going to laugh at you (Buy movie read book)
• Tombs - 10 out of 10 buckets of pigs blood (Buy)

Jennifer’s Body

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Tragedy Boners (buy)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 weties (stream)
• Tombs - 9 out of 10 Devil’s Kettle balls (rent)

Drop Dead Gorgeous

• Raul - 10 out of 10 dances with Jesus on a cross to I Love You Baby. (Buy)
• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 burning swans (Buy)
• Tombs - 10 out of 10 liquor filled globes (Buy)

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Do you want to hear an episode where we spend very little time talking about the actual movies and more time talking about vagina burgers and eating ass? Then you're going to want to listen to this bonkers episode with special guest Marybeth!!

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Now that we're half way done with the second moth of the year in 2023, let's talk about the top horror movies of 2022 with amazing guest and fellow podcaster Greg Buzzelli!

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Raul's List

10. Septic (ebay)

9. Burial (Shudder)

8. Christmas Bloody Christmas (Shudder)

7. The Black Phone (Peacock)

6. Speak No Evil (Shudder)

5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Netflix)

4. Day Shift (Netflix)

3. Prey (Hulu)

2. The Sadness (Shudder)

1. Terrifier 2 (the Thing) (bluRay)

Ashley's List

10. Sissy (shudder)

9. Blood Relatives (shudder)

8. The Sadness (Shudder)

7. Nope (hulu)

6. X

5. Barbarian

4. Hellbender (Shudder)

3. The Menu

2. Terrifier 2 (BluRay)

1. The Black Phone

Greg's List

10. The Cursed (8 for silver)

9. Prey (Hulu)

8. Fresh (Hulu)

7. Hellbender (Shudder)

6. X

5. Nope (Hulu)

4. The Black Phone (Peacock)

3. The Menu

2. Deadstream (Shudder)

1. The Sadness (Shudder)

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We Get thirsty for blood on this episode as we talk vampires with The Hunger, My Best Friend is a Vampire and 30 Days of Night with Vicious Victor!! We had a blast recording the episode and we hope that you enjoy listening to it!

The Hunger

• Raul - 5 out of 10 Rapidly Aging Monkeys (Rent)
• Ashley - 7 out of 10 horny Vampiric fever dreams (Rent)
• Victor - 7.5 out of 10 staby little unks (Rent)

My Best Friend is a Vampire

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Jewish Vampires (Buy)
• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 Vampire child Predators (Buy)
• Victor - 7 out of 10 super long door knobs (Rent)

30 Days of Night

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Decapitated Little Girls (Buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 Punching through a Vampire's head (buy)
• Victor - 8.5 out of 10 record playing fingernails (buy)

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Happy new year fellow monster divers! we are back with some found footage horror and we enjoyed it? Kinda. Special guest Mike Maw joins Raul and Ashley as we dive into found footage and find out the demons are the answer for everything! We hope you enjoy the listen.

Rec.

• Raul - 9 out of 10 blame it on the dog (buy)
• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 big yelling ladies (buy)
• Mike -  9.5 out of 10 falling firemen (buy)

Deadstream

• Raul - 8 out of 10 paranormal G spots (buy)
• Ashley - 7.5 out of 10 beef cams (stream)
• Mike - 7 out of 10 manly youtuber screams (rent)

Grave Encounters

• Raul - 9 out of 10 ghost pulling hair without a safeword (buy)
• Ashley - 6 out of 10 early 2000’s bro vibes (stream)
• Mike - 6 out of 10 knock off Zak Bagans (stream)

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Christmas comes early with the biggest episode of the blackest Christmas! Santa shoved Brian Scott down the chimney at the Headlong Into Monsters studios and he joins us for the Black Christmas talk! 

Black christmas 1974

• Raul - 9.5 out 10 Labrintian telephone centers (Buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 Dads from nightmare on Elm Street (Buy)
• Brian - 10 out of 10 Billy eyeballs through the door jam (Buy)

Black Christmas 2006

• Raul - 9 out of 10 buried bodies under the porch (buy)
• Ashley - 4 out of 10 sister daughters (Stream)
• Brian -  8 out of 10 skin gingerbread cookies (Stream)

Black Christmas 2019

• Raul - 4 out of 10 fists the size of hams (avoid)
• Ashley - 7 out of 10 diva cups (Buy)
• Brian - 4 out of 10 death snow angels (avoid)

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Thanks giving may be over but Raúl's inability to meet deadlines doesn't follow the calendar. Check out the food filled Thanksgiving episode that will make your gut turn. Raul and Ashley are joined with special guests Greg and Mark to talk about some gross movies for this awesome episode.

The Greasy Strangler

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 old man dicks that may or may not be erect (buy)
• Ashley - 4 out of 10 crotchless disco suits (avoid)
• Greg - 8 out of 10 oily grapefruits (buy)
• Mark - 5 out of 10 hooty tooty disco cuties (rent)

Thankskilling

• Raul - 8 out of 10 extra small gravy flavored condoms (buy)
• Ashley - 2 out of 10 turkey sheriffs (avoid)
• Greg - 4 out of 10 dogs peeing on totems (rent)
• Mark - 4 out of 10 toplless pilgrims (stream)

Poultrygiest

• Raul - 9 out of 10 severed finger butt plugs (buy)
• Ashley - 2 out of 10 mysterious vein covered eggs (avoid)
• Greg - 2 out of 10 talking sloppy jose’s (watch the greasy strangler instead)
• Mark - 3 out of 10 diaper fetishes (rent)

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The people and spoken and no one wants more puppets! To bad, here's 4 more Puppet Master Movies with super special guest Dave Doctor Shock Becker!

Puppet Master Axis of Evil

• Raul - 6 out of 10 Last Samurai puppets (buy in a set)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 katanas through the Nazi (buy in a set)
• Dave - 6 out of 10 no titties (rent)

Puppet Master Axis Rising

• Raul - 5.5 out of 10 44 caliber blondes (buy in a box set)
• Ashley - 4 out of 10 big gun titty puppets (buy in box set or move on with you life)
• Dave - 6.5 out of 10 deep cleavages (rent)

Puppet Master Axis Termination

• Raul - 4.5 out of 10 topless protection spells (rent)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 reanimator syringe fingers (buy in the box set)
• Dave - 5 out of 10 Peter Dinklage look alikes (watch it once)

Puppet Master The Littlest Reich

• Raul - 9 out of 10 dudes pissing on their own decapitated head (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 titties pressed up against glass (buy)
• Dave - 9 out of 10 dragged off fetuses out of 10 (buy)

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Spooky season might be over but puppet master coverage is in full swing. Greg Bensch and Savage Lucy Join us as we cover Puppet Master 5, 6, 7, and 8.

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Kicking Spooky season off right! all month long we are covering one of the most Halloween franchises of all time! That's right Puppet Master! Listen as we review the first 4 movies with Special Guests John Brennan from The Last Drive In and Mary Challman from Monster Movie Happy Hour! Somewhere in all the rambling and random conversations we actually talk about these horror movies.

Puppet Master

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 human hands on a puppet (Buy)
• Ashley - 10 out of 10 stabbing men in coffins to make sure they’re dead (buy)
• John - 9 out of 10 throwing pinhead down the stairwell again (do everything but avoid)
• Mary - 8 out of 10 leeches nipples fornication (buy if you’re a real horror fan)

Puppet Master 2

• Raul - 10 out of 10 little Indiana Jones children roasted alive (Buy)
• Ashley - 10 out of 10 torch roasting hillbilly lady (buy)
• John - 9 out of 10 not a piece of shit (do anything but void it)
• Mary - 9 out of 10 dumbwaiter to hell (buy)

Puppet Master 3

• Raul - 9 out of 10 baths in a brothel (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 tunnerler through a Nazi chest (buy)
• John - 9 out of 10 come for the puppets stay for the birthday hats (do not disavow)
• Mary - 10 out of 10 firey nazi deaths (buy)

Puppet Master 4

• Raul - 8 out of 10 Salami sized bad guy nipples (buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 laser tag fights with puppets (buy)
• John - 9 out of 10 I love halloween  (don’t not watch this movie)
• Mary - 8 out of 10 pretty colors goofy movie (buy)

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Extreme horror month comes to a close and we end it with a bang! listen to Raul laugh as Ashley dies a little more inside as we cover High Tension, Inside and end the month with Trauma with special amazing guest Ash from Kill the Dead Podcast and Rise From The Dead Podcast!

High Tension

• Raul - 9.5 out of 10 heads giving head (buy)
• Ashley - 6 out of 10 severed heads giving head (at least stream it)
• Ash - 9.5 out of 10 decapitated head heads (buy)

Inside

• Raul - 10 out of 10 unintentional matricide (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 CGI babies (buy)
• Ash - 10 out of 10 CGI babies (buy)

Trauma

• Raul - 7.5 out 10 forced necrophiliac incest (stream)
• Ashley - 2 out of 10 What the actual fucks (don’t even stream for free)
• Ash - 6.5 out of 10 face tattoo removals off the cheek (cautious stream)

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Extreme month kicks into full speed with our coverage of Killing Ground, Gutterballs and German Angst with special guest Bill Van Veghel! this episode was a blast to record and the conversation was a lot of sun even if the movies were a little much for Ashley.

Killing Ground

• Raul - 10 out of 10 toddlers with spinal injuries (buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 accidently shooting your partner in crime (buy)
• Bill - 7 out of 10 car drives through the forest (high priority rental)

Gutterballs

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 split dongs under fishnet leggings (buy)
• Ashley - 1 out of 10 people 69-ing on a dirty bathroom floor (avoid)
• Bill - 7.5 out of 10 bowling pins up the ass (buy on sale)

German Angst

• Raul - 10 out of 10 other worldly monster cock! (Buy)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 castrated men (not given)
• Bill - 8 out of 10 sex scenes in a women's bathroom (buy)

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Hey homies! Surprising no one, Raul is a slacker and this episode is late. But join Raul, Ashley and special guest KevieKev as we take an early dive into some extreme horror movies! You'll have to listen to find Ashley's reaction to find out how she feels about these mean movies!

Martyrs

• Raul - 10 out of 10 justified home invasions (buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 shotgun blasts through the heart (buy)
• Kev - 10 out of 10 Skinned girls (buy)

House of 1000 corpses

• Raul - 6.75 out of 10 assless chaps (buy)
• Ashley - 6 out of 10 fish boys (stream)
• Kev - 7.5 out 10 laughing clowns (buy)

The Poughkeepsie Tapes

• Raul - 10 out of 10 finger needles to the neck (buy)
• Ashley - 10 out of 10 happy pretty little girls (buy)
• Kev - Can’t wait to watch!

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Hey homies! sorry that this episode is so late getting out, I (Raul) am a garbage person! but here is our review of Wishmaster, Demon Knight and John Carpenter's Vampires! Raul and Ashley are joined by amazing guests Paulie Walnut and Dr. Mean! check it out we hope you enjoy the experience!

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Wishmaster

• Raul - 9 out 10 hurt like hells (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 educated idiots (buy)
• Paulie Walnut - 9 out of 10 (buy)
• Dr. Mean - 9 out of 10 wishes (buy)

Demon Night

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Jesus juice (buy)
• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 cleo the cat (buy)
• Paulie Walnut - 8 out of 10 (buy)
• Dr. Mean - 7 out of 10 Dick Millers (buy on special offer)

JC’s Vampires

• Raul - 7 out of 10 blood fountains (low priority rental)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 Valek ripping men in half with his nails (avoid)
• Paulie Walnut - 3 out of 10 (one time watch)
• Dr. Mean - 4 out of 10 James woods (avoid)

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Sorry for the late release but here is the last part of Ashley's birthday month long extravaganza! listen to us talk about one good movie and two piles of HOT GARBAGE! 

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Return of the Living Dead 3

• Raul - 7.5 out of 10 sexy redhead zombies that i wouldn't say no to (buy)
• Ashley - 7 out of 10 head on spinal cord zombies (buy)
• Corpse - 7 out of 10 freaking River Man’s man (buy)

ROTLD: Necropolis

• Raul - 3 out of 10 zombie babies in formaldehyde (avoid)
• Ashley - 2 out of 10 nice poopers (void)
• Corpse - 5 out of 10 security guards with their hands full (rent)

ROTLD Rave to The Grave

• Raul - 3.25 out of 10 secret agents dressed in sexy Viking costumes (Avoid)
• Ashley - 3 out of 10 hitch hiking Tarman (avoid)
• Corpse - 6 out of 10 Zombie rats named stinky (buy)

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This is a Special Episode where Ashley and guest Corpse recount their amazing weekend at Joe Bob's Jamboree. Hope you enjoy!

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This is by far our longest episode ever and we're not sorry. Ashley and Raul are joined by good friend, listener, youtuber and author Mike Maw. We discuss American Mary, Rubber and Frankenhooker! We talk about random crap as well and Let you know what they can do to win some free stuff. Enjoy this marathon of an episode!

Ratings

American Mary

• Raul - 9 out of 10 nippleless titties (buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 surgically modified Betty Boops (buy)
• M. C. Maw - 8.5 out 10 voluntary amputations (Buy)

Rubber

• Raul - 9 out of 10 poisoned turkeys (buy)
• Ashley - 7 out of 10 exploding bunnies (buy)
• M. C. Maw - 7 out of 10 double topping dick heads (rent but watch it more than once)

Frankenhooker

• Raul - 10 out of 10 surgical tray full of titties (buy)
• Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 sentient brains with an eyeball (buy)
• M. C. Maw - 9 out of 10 flying hooker heads (buy if you like weird comedy horror from 80’s and 90’s)

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We continue celebrating Ashley's birthday as we tackle her favorite film of all time The Return of the Living Dead and it's sequel. We are also joined by Horror Fan Ryan for this fantastic episode!

Ratings

The return of the Living dead

• Raul - 10 out of 10 she’s doing it again (buy)
• Ashley - 10 out of 10 half naked zombies on a med table (buy)
• Ryan - 10 out of 10 you stupid honky’s (buy)
• Caroline - 8 out of 10 (buy i guess)

The Return of the Living Dead 2

• Raul - 7 out 10 unlicensed Michael Jackson deaths (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 damn screw drivers in my head (buy)
• Ryan - 6.5 spicy brains out of 10 (buy)
• Caroline - 10 out of 10 hospital zombies (buy)

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We're back baby and we shouldn't have left you without a dope beat to step to. It might not be a dope beat but we have a killer episode where guest Mike Miller joins Raul and Ashley as we talk Pet Sematary, metal music and of course, random crap! 

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Pet Sematary

• Raul - 8.5 dead children run over by trucks. (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 I want to play with you (buy)
• Mike - 9 out of 10 loons (buy)

Pet Sematary 2

• Raul - 9 out of 10 skinned rabbits (buy)
• Ashley - 8 out of 10 Clancy brown menacing laughs (buy)
• Mike - 8 out of 10 humping rabbits (Buy)

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As Winter comes to an end and we plan to welcome Spring, check out this episode where Raul and Ashley are joined by Matt and Jackson from Father and Son Watch Horror, to talk about two iconic winter horror movies. Listen as Raul desperately tries to defend his opinions while everyone else gets tired of his shit. 

Misery

Raul - 10 out of 10 cockadoody cars (buy)

Ashley - 10 of 10 “oh Pauls” (buy)

Matt - 10 out of 10 buy

Jackson - 8.5 pigs named Misery (buy)

The Shining

Raul - 6 out of 10 fury sex party (buy)

Ashley - 9.5 out of 10 cigarette ashes (buy)

Matt - 10 out of 10 buy

Jackson - 9 out of 10 Scatman Crothers (buy)

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Sorry this is a little late but check out this episode where hosts Raul and Ashley are joined by Fernando. to talk about their top 10 horror movie remakes.

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On this episode, Ashley and Raul are joined by guest Ryan to talk about The Thing from Another World (1951), The Thing (2011) and The Thing (1982). Share this experience as we talk movies, crack some jokes and Raul tries not to cry. 

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The Thing From Another World

• Raul - 8.5 out of 10 Plasma bags (buy)
• Ashley - 9 out of 10 Holy cats (buy)
• Ryan - 7 out of 10 Flailing huskies (buy)

The Thing 1982

• Raul - 10 out of 10 Cheat bitch computers (buy)
• Ashley - 8.5 out of 10 Macready beards (buy)
• Ryan - 10 out of 10 Keep your dirty underwear out of my kitchen (buy)

There Thing 2011

• Raul - 9 out of 10 Malfunctioning flame throwers (buy)
• Ashley - 5 out of 10 Blah (avoid)
• Ryan - 6.5 out of 10 Teeth fillings (bargain bin buy)

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First Episode of 2022 and it's a super special bonus episode in a series of bonus episodes we decided to call The B-side. This is Raul and Ashley running down their top 10 favorite horror movies of all time. No reviews, no guests, just two friends talking about dope ass horror movies. 

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