Couch QB's

By Jacob Majka

You definitely wouldn't have thrown that ball into double coverage like that trash QB just did, right? That's what Ben and Jake believe. Each week, they'll tell you how the game of football should REALLY be played.

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Couch QB'sOct 16, 2020

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Super Bowl Recap: Come for the game, stay for The Weeknd

Ben and Jake discuss the mostly underwhelming Super Bowl and the inevitability of Tom Brady. The game itself wasn't great, but man the storylines we got from it afterward was incredible. We discuss

- The legacy of the GOAT Tom Brady

- Mahomes spent the night in Hell

- The Bucs D-Line was as advertised

- The Weeknd with a GOAT halftime show

- The upcoming QB carousel

- and more!

Feb 12, 202101:00:23

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY

WE'VE MADE IT. It's time for the big game! We give you our picks for the matchup between the Chiefs and Bucs and also gve out some of our favorite props. We discuss:

- Who's legacy is more on the line: Brady or Mahomes?

- Which team's offensive weapons are going to take over?

- Which defense do you trust more?

- and more!

Feb 05, 202137:14

Conference Title Fallout

Welcome back! This week we discuss:

- Tom vs. Time

- Why are NFL coaches in love with field goals?

- Is Aaron gone?

- Are the Chiefs unstoppable?

- and more!

Jan 29, 202138:14

Conference Championship Sunday

welcome back! It's time for the best Sunday of the season, Conference Championship Sunday. We discuss

- Brady bringing the Bucs near the summit

- Rodgers scorched Earth season

- How healthy is Mahomes?

- Are the Bills the team of destiny?

-and more!

Jan 22, 202152:51

Divisional Weekend

WE SURVIVED WILD CARD WEEKEND. This week we discuss:

- Aaron v Aaron

- Lamar v Josh

- Can the Browns pull off the upset?

- The Old Man Bowl

- and more!

Jan 15, 202142:54

SUPER Wild Card Weekend

Playoffs!? We're talking about PLAYOFFS!? PLAYOFFS!???

It's finally time! Let's dig into all 6 SUPER Wild Card Weekend matchups and make our super bowl picks.

Jan 08, 202146:26

Week 17: It all comes down to this

It's win and in this week. We're finally here. All three AFC wild cards, the AFC South, the NFC East and two NFC Wild card spots have yet to be decided. The 1-3 seeds in the NFC has yet to be decided. The AFC #2 and #3 seeds have yet to be decided. Got it? We discuss:

-Will the Browns, Ravens and Dolphins win and make the playoffs?

-Can Houston upset the Titans and ruin their playoff hopes?

-Colts on the outside looking in

-Bears, Cardinals or Rams? Who's playing QB for the Cards and Rams?

-Will the Packers secure the one seed?

-and more!

Dec 31, 202032:51

Week 15 Picks: Rodgers or Mahomes?

This week we discuss:

Rodgers or Mahomes for MVP?

Can anyone stop the Chiefs?

Who will actually win the NFC East?

Freddie Kitchens revenge game?

and more!

Dec 18, 202047:29

Week 14 Picks: Who can compete with the Chiefs?

Week 14 is here! Last week was an absolutely bonkers set of games in the NFL and we are starting to learn who's real and who's not. This week we discuss:

- Who is the real challenger to Chiefs in the AFC? Can any of these teams make a run at them?

- AFC North up for grabs?

- Patriots or Dolphins?

- Saints are the class of the NFC, where does the NFC West land?

and more!

Dec 10, 202059:24

Week 13 Picks: Who is the fraud in the AFC?

It's week 13! We are in the home stretch of the season now. On this week's episode we discuss:

Browns v. Titans is GOTW - 4:00

Rams vs. Cards might be a desperation game - 10:00

NFC East... LOL - 14:00

AFC Wild Card is packed - 24:00

NFC Wild Card... not so much - 33:00

How many points will the Chiefs score on a Sunday Night? - 48:00

and more!

Dec 04, 202053:44

Happy Thanksgiving picks!

Happy Thanksgiving y'all! On this week's ep. we discuss

-What the hell is going on with the Ravens?

-Taysom and the Saints can't be trusted

-We still don't know who is the best team in the NFC

-AFC Wild Card race tightens up

-Brady v. Mahomes (one more time?)

-and more!

Nov 28, 202038:08

Week 11 PICKS!

Ben and Jake make all of their Week 11 picks against the spread and the totals. We also pick our favorite parlay for the week to make you guys some money. (And if you lose money, it's your fault, not ours. We're not experts. But, trust us.)

Nov 21, 202015:27

Second Half Preview!

Welcome to the Couch QB's second-half preview! We take a deep dive into all the big storylines for the playoff hunt going into the second of the season. We discuss:

-Who is the NFC favorite?

-NFC West: Best division in football?

-NFC South: Who is the more complete team?

-NFC Least

-Chiefs or Steelers?

-AFC East: Suprise challenge for the crown by the Dolphins and Bills

-AFC South: uhhhh what are both of these teams?

and more!

Nov 19, 202054:23

Week 7 Recap: Big Time Teams making Big Time Plays

Week 7 featured two of the best games of the season and as well as some turn the clock back performances from QB's who aren't ready to hand over the reins to the young guns just yet. We discuss:

Steelers-Titans: (1:20)

Seahawks-Cardinals: (10:00)

Bengals-Browns (17:30)

Bills-Jets: (26:00)

Tom Brady turns it back and will AB hurt or help the Bucs?: (36:00)

Jimmy G's Revenge: (41:00)

Matt Stafford and the Falcons finding new ways to lose: (44:00)

Aaron Rodgers and the Packers bounce back: (47:00)

Top 5 teams: (49:00)

Oct 29, 202055:51

Week 6: The week where we know nothing

Welcome to this week's episode of Couch QB's! Where we discuss football from the only place that we know, our couches. Week 6 in the NFL made us feel like we know nothing about football, which may be true most weeks but this week REALLY threw us for a loop. We discuss:

Titans-Texans (1:30)

Bears-Panthers (8:30)

Dolphins-Jets (14:00)

Bucs-Packers (19:00)

Rams-Niners (24:30)

Cowboys-Cardinals (28:00)

and as always Fan Corner, which was a little sad this week.

Oct 22, 202053:18

Week 5 in under 25

This week we recap the absolutely absurd Week 5 in a condensed episode of Couch QB's. We discuss:

Chiefs-Raiders

Giants-Cowboys

Seahawks-Vikings

Chargers-Saints

and as always...

the Brownies are 4-1!!!

and the Bills never want to play on a Tuesday again,

Oct 16, 202026:54

Week 4: Oh yeah it's football during a pandemic, that's right

The NFL was crazy last week but the games were mostly uneventful. One coach was fired, and two more are very much on the hot seat. Oh yeah and the Titans ignored COVID rules. All in a week's fun. We discuss:

Bill O'B and the Texans

Bears are still disappointing

Rams fall asleep

George Kittle. That's it.

Chiefs beat the Cam-less Pats

Darnold and Haskins deserve better

Fan Corner

Week 5 Preview

Oct 08, 202057:31

Week 3: What can we actually make of Lamar Jackson?

Week 3 is in the books! It was a crazy week in the NFL and we go through all of it starting with our Sunday in Review as we discuss the Patriots BEATDOWN of the Raiders, the unstoppable Seahawks, and are the Packers the best team in the NFC? (00:30) we also discuss:

KC dominated the Ravens on MNF - (13:00)

Fan Corner: Browns beat Football Team, Bills escape Rams (27:00)

PLUS: Which 3-0 teams are the real Super Bowl contenders?

Oct 01, 202042:08

Week Two: The Cowboys almost debacle, Super Cam, the surprising Rams, and are the Saints in trouble?

WELCOME BACK. Football season is in full swing and Ben and Jake take you through the biggest stories of Week Two in the NFL from the only place they know; their couches. This weeks rundown:

Cowboys-Falcons (:52)

Texans-Ravens (8:10)

Pats-Seahawks (13:15)

Eagles-Rams (18:00)

Saints-Raiders (25:00)

Great Lakes Fanboy Corner (30:00)

PLUS Which 0-2 team will make the playoffs?

Sep 24, 202055:10

Episode 1: Are these guys who we thought they were?

You definitely wouldn't have thrown that ball into double coverage like that trash QB just did, right? Each week, that's what Ben and Jake will tell you.

Rundown:

KC-HOU (0:00)

Early Games (10:00)

Fan Boy Corner (24:00)

Late Games (31:00)

SNF (40:00)

Playoff Predictions (46:00)

Sep 17, 202001:00:02