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The ArchivesOct 07, 2021
IMPORTANT!!
The reason why you haven't heard from us in over a month is because we have rebranded the show and have now moved over to 'The Down to the Wire Podcast'
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Hotdog Filler Spills on Highway, Sheep Arrested for Murder & Dolphins Drink Urine
This week we kick things off with some banter on Spongebob and Gingers, also this is our new cameraman and editor Arush's first real episode, so if you hate the edit don't blame us. Our 'Of the Weeks' today include 'Joshin Around Moment of the Week' (4:24), 'Filler New Story Moment of the Week' (8:16), and 'Unit of Measurement of The Week' (13:14).
In our Backpage News we tackle some odd headlines such as; 'Dolphins Recognize Friends by Tasting Their Piss, Scientists Find in Wild Experiment' (17:32), 'A sheep has been sentenced to 3 years in prison for killing a woman' (27:37), and 'Snake Bites Man on Butt as He Sat on Toilet Playing Video Game' (26:00).
Straight Men Are Gay & C4 Wrestling
We kick this weeks episode off by announcing some changes and welcoming on DTTW's newest member. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Money shot moment of the week' (5:15), 'Airplane moment of the week' (9:53), and 'Soccer stinky pants moment of the week' (16:33).
In Backpage News we discuss various headlines, such as; '"Having sex with women is gay": White nationalist praises involuntary celibacy' (24:11), 'Calling a man bald is sexual harassment, employment tribunal rules' (31:22), '"I don’t think I did anything wrong": Woman who jumped into spider monkey enclosure at El Paso Zoo speaks out' (38:33).
In Sports (43:26) we talk about an Amateur wresting event we covered last weekend, there will be a full video coming out shortly on YouTube. Head over to our channel, hit subscribe and ring the bell so you can see when it drops.
Arrested For 'Yo Mama' Joke & Grandma Art Thief
This weeks episode kicks off with Racco voicing his joys and frustrations with trains, while John explains his night at an Avril Lavigne concert. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Burn of the week' (7:14), 'Indian wedding moment of the week' (11:58), and 'Walt Disney moment of the week' (16:39).
In our Backpage News we discuss wild headlines such as; 'Leader of feces-eating cult arrested after 11 dead bodies discovered during raid' (21:30), 'Mount Gambier magistrate finds it 'extraordinary' that couple had sex during police car pursuit' (29:42), and 'A Senior Citizen Stole a Jacket Artwork on Display at the Musée Picasso and Then Had a Tailor Alter It to Fit Her' (35:00).
In Sports (41:02) we recap the niche sports we've been trying out over the past few weeks, including Shin Kicking, Toe Wrestling and Cheese Rolling
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Budget Life Coach & Cheese Rolling
This weeks episode starts off by Racco explaining how weed saved his day yesterday. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks' including; 'Merica moment of the week' (11:52), 'Best name ever of the week' (16:51), and 'Jussie Smollett moment of the week' (22:12).
In our Backpage News we're covering headlines that read; 'Fire crews rescue Washington woman after she falls headfirst into toilet' (29:50), 'Meridian man's pet squirrel goes nuts on burglar' (36:56), 'Woman marries her cat to get round pet-hating landlords' (43:47).
In Sports we break down Cheese Rolling (a.k.a Cheese Racing or Downhill Cheese Chase) and take to the hills in a 1v1 (56:09).
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Wiener Puns & Toe Wrestling
This week's 'Of The Weeks' includes 'Fake News of the week', ‘Merica moment of the week' & 'Headline of the week'.
Our Backpage News segment features headlines such as; 'Man assaulted Bloomington hotel employee with wizard wand', 'Quebec's Ministry of Health apologizes for tweeting a link to a porn video instead of a COVID page' & 'Man wins $450K against Kentucky company in birthday party lawsuit'
In sports we dive into the world of toe wrestling, a past time that began in 1976 but has since grown to an underground podcast coverage level of fame.
Worst Widow Ever & Shin Kicking
This weeks 'Of the Weeks' include 'Fuck you man moment of the week', 'Louis C.K moment of the week', and Bridge Heist of the week'
In our Backpage News we talk about offbeat headlines including; 'Widow spends GoFundMe donations from husband’s death on gifts for lover accused of killing him', 'Reclaim Brookmeade Park Member Files Ethics Complaint Over Being Called 'White'', and 'Meteorologist calls family on air to warn of incoming tornado'.
In Sports we're covering Shin Kicking, which is a sport that's been around for centuries, and of course Racco and John shin kick each other to see how fun the sport really is.
Moustache Vibes & Flying Spaghetti Monster Pastafarian
It's good to be back after a week off due to COVID, and we are back with a HOT episode. Some would even say an instant classic. We start off with some banter about Racco's skateboard wipeout which led to him getting a moustache.
Our 'Of the Weeks' include; 'How to get yourself arrested moment of the week' (10:40), 'Don’t be such a bitch dude, everyone’s doing it moment of the week' (17:21), 'Worst drone guy ever of all time moment of the week' (23:25).
In our Backpage News we cover some offbeat news headlines including; 'Swedish Supreme Court judge fined for stealing meatballs from shop' (30:02), 'Man crashes stolen truck twice at Fort Walton Beach gas station' (34:30), 'Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster leader's ICBC pirate hat fight continues' (39:36).
In Sports we're covering a game called Kabaddi which involves wrestling and holding your breath. I know we promised Shin Kicking this week, we swear we'll talk about it next week, but don't hold your breath.
Lyft Feud, Trump Seeks Kid Rock's Advice & Fajita Prison Heist
This week Racco has a bon to pick with Lyft before getting into our 'Of the Weeks', which feature; 'Awh it's just a gourd moment of the week' (13:30), 'Mike Doyle of the week' (17:43), and 'They put chemicals in the water that turned the dogs gay moment of the week' (18:47).
In our Backpage News we have stories like; 'Kid Rock says Donald Trump sought his advice on North Korea and Islamic State' (23:24), 'Chinese man bitten by venomous snake he thought was dead inside a wine bottle he bought for his son' (35:05), 'Former Cameron County employee convicted of stealing $1.2 million in fajitas eligible for parole next year' (46:13).
In Sports we were meant to talk about Shin Kicking, but ran out of time. So enjoy this clip of an announcers reaction to a soccer player getting hit in the penis (57:18).
A Novice Meth Cook, Time Traveler Predicts Super Hero's, Pastor Approves Brother/Sister Pregnancy & March Madness
This weeks 'Of the Weeks' include, 'Colman of the week', 'Most acceptable sibling pregnancy of the week', and 'Meaningless world records of the week'.
In our Backpage News we're covering stories such as; 'You Know Gas Prices Must Be High When; Man Blows Up His Home Trying To Convert Meth To Gasoline', 'Time-traveller from 2743' predicts shock Bigfoot sighting and England World Cup win', and 'Border authorities find 52 reptiles hidden in man’s clothing'.
In Sports we talk March Madness and how college basketball analysts are the same as weather analysts.
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Wild Turkeys, Doctor Stranded With Big Cats, Bicyclists Peeing On Themselves & More
This week's episode of DTTW is kicked off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Almost Life of Pi moment of the week', 'I'm gonna make this story about me moment of the week', & 'Biker piss pants moment of the week'.
Our Backpage News segment covers shocking headlines such as 'Florida woman who killed $30M lotto winner moves to keep names a secret', 'Naked southwestern Ontario driver's bizarre post-crash rampage' & 'Venice man arrested for repeatedly ramming pickup truck into home'.
In sports we talk about ostrich racing.
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Goat Makes Arrest, $6,000 Dog Poop, Ukraine Beasts, Hank the Tank is Actually 3 Bears & Extreme Ironing
Goat Makes Arrest, $6,000 Dog Poop, Ukraine Beasts, Hank the Tank is Actually 3 Bears & Extreme Ironing
This weeks podcast is kicked off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'GOAT of the week' (3:23), 'Beasts of the Week' (7:30), and 'Huh, nhhhh, mmmMMMM, nahhhh moment of the week' (14:24).
In our Backpage News we discuss some strange headlines such as 'Protesters turn to tinfoil hats as increasing sickness blamed on Government beaming radiation rays' (17:37), 'Company offers more than $6,000 to smell dog poop for two months' (23:31), and 'It’s a bear battalion! Hank the Tank turns out to be 3 bears' (28:28).
In Sports we talk about Extreme Ironing (36:09).
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Drunk Disney World Brawl, Naked Lawyer Antics, Hank the Tank, Olympian Suffers Frozen Penis & More
Before getting into today's show, John has always wanted a bionic limb and explains his experience meeting a guy with robot hands. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Where else but Florida? Moment of the week' (5:03), 'I’m no scientist but… moment of the week' (9:40), 'I’m not as think as you drunk I are moment of the week' (15:25).
In Backpage News we get into some offbeat news stories happening around the world such as; '500-pound bear known as "Hank the Tank" breaks into another Lake Tahoe home: "Lost all fear of people"' (19:37), 'Co-Worker Noticing Fake Baby Bump Unravels Woman's Scheme To Get Unwarranted Maternity Leave, Authorities Say' (26:51), 'Las Vegas restaurant accused of lacing food with THC' (32:41).
In Sports, we highlight what's to come and to get ready for some coverage of very niche sports that we don't even know exist yet, followed with roasting a guy who was in our comments about an Olympics Hot Take about viewership that panned out in our favour.
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Super Bowel Monday, Taco Order Shuts Down Town, Trucker Convoy 2022 & More
We start the show highlighting three very interesting situations that happened prior to recording today before getting into our 'Of the Weeks', including 'That answers the age old question moment of the week' (12:47), 'Super Bowel of the week' (17:18), and 'Catholic church scandal not involving children moment of the week' (23:00).
In our Backpage News we cover some offbeat headlines such as;
'Courthouse locked down and streets closed in Alabama city - over a Taco Bell order' (27:37), 'A Porno-Metal Song About Gay Cowboys Is Disrupting the Anti-Vax Trucker Convoy' (32:35), and 'Man upset over mask mandates mistakenly threatens Ottawa, Ohio instead of Canada' (39:18).
In Sports we talk about the plate shortage of '22 during Racco's Super Bowl party.
Colman's Origin Story Debunked, Woman Finds Naked Man Living in Car, We're Done Talking About NFT's & More
This week we kick things off with the real story behind Colman joining Down to the Wire and reflect on classroom friends vs after school friends. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including; Don’t drive with a dead body in the trunk moment of the week (8:11), Defenestration of the week (11:48), and Come on now man moment of the week (17:13).
In Backpage News we have some offbeat news headlines such as; B.C. woman finds naked man was living in trunk of her car for 3 days (20:22), Lawmakers Say This Holy City’s Airport Code Is Too GAY (26:07), and Man sells NFT of a trashcan for a whopping US$250,000 (35:16).
In Sports we preview the Super Bowl, the Olympics looks like a Call of Duty map and more
Tinder Drug Dealers, Bitcoin Mice, Brawl At Golden Corral For Steak & More
This weeks episode is kicked off with an apology for any horns being honked in the background of the episode as it is being recorded downtown Ottawa. This is obviously followed by about 5 minutes of shameless plugs, promoting all of our great content from the protest so far.
We then get into our OTW's with heavy hitters such as; 'What the fuck does this even mean? moment of the week' (8:30), 'Loophole of the week' (13:38), & But like... How? moment of the week' (18:11).
In the news this week we have crazy headlines of course, ranging from; 'At Beijing Games, hugs discouraged but condoms available' (21:18), 'Swipe left for meth: Florida officials using dating apps to try to find drug dealers' (27:13), "He won a trip to space. Then he gave it away to a friend' (31:42) & 'Massive brawl at Pennsylvania Golden Corral involving 40 people erupts over steak' (36:16).
The episode is then capped off with sports where we discuss Tom Brady's retirement, Brian Flores suing the NFL and Racco's disappointment yet optimism for his 49ers.
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Our Worst Episode of the Year is Better Than Your Best
We mix things up this episode and record on the couch, just because the it was already in the room and we didn't want to move it. Overall, don't think it's the move.
Our 'Of the Weeks' include 'Hahahawhoohoh no way dude moment of the week' (8:27), 'How about that airline food? Moment of the week' (12:34), and 'Almost front page news moment of the week' (17:22).
In our Backpage News we talk about some offbeat headlines, including; "Michigan superintendent denies rumor that litter boxes were put in bathroom for students who identified as furries" (20:50), "Russian Artist Arrested For Giant Poop Snow Sculpture" (28:37), and "Doctor Claims It's Possible To Fart Yourself Blind" (33:54).
In Sports (41:07) we talk Jimmy G being the best Italian QB and family dish and more Niners hype.
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Doctor Brands Initials on Patients, Pastor Smears Spit on Mans Face During Sermon, Dildo Mafia & More
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This weeks 'Of the Weeks' include 'You gotta fight for your right… TO PAAAAARTYYYYYY moment of the week' (8:13), 'North Korea moment of the week' (12:30), and 'Pics or it didn’t happen moment of the week' (15:34).
We then get into some offbeat headlines with our Backpage News, including stories such as; 'Doctor who branded his initials on patients' livers no longer allowed to practice medicine' (19:53), 'How the Finnish survive without small talk' (24:46), and 'Oklahoma pastor accused of smearing spit on man’s face during sermon in viral video' (31:14).
In Sports we finish the show off doing a standing podcast, because a camera died. We talk the Niners because if you didn't notice Racco is being a dick about it, the Bills Mafia dildo and the most Raiders game ever.
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State Lawmaker Attempts to Pants Referee, Norwegian Troops Must Return Used Underwear, $200k Fart Jars, Bulldogs & More
To start the show we read some reviews from our listeners, then we get into this weeks 'Of The Weeks, including 'But it feels better like this moment of the week (10:37), Realtor.ca commercial moment of the week (14:35), and Caught in 4k moment of the week (20:55).
We then get into our Backpage News including headlines like; 'Supply shortages mean Norwegian conscripts must return their used underwear at the end of their military services' (22:57), 'Maryland Firefighters Rescue Man Stuck in Chimney: ‘He Was Not Authorized to Be There'' (28:14), ''I was bad wrong': Tennessee state lawmaker apologizes after trying to pants referee at basketball game' (31:57), and 'Woman Who Earned $200,000 Selling Fart Jars Hospitalized By Her Work' (39:01).
In Sports Racco talks Jimmy G's legendary performance and question why Bulldogs are a common mascot.
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Kim Jung-un's Dad Invented the Burrito, Pabts Blue Ribbon Apologizes for Eating Ass, The Washington Foreskin's, Florida Man News & More
First episode of 2022, you know we got resolutions. Also Betty White passed and the leap year killed her. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including; Coooool teacher of the week (5:40), ‘Merica moment of the week (9:11 - weird coincidence), and 2022 energy moment of the week (13:51).
We then get into some weird and offbeat headlines in the news, including stories like; Kim Jong-un’s dad ‘invented BURRITOS’ North Korea bizarrely claims as sales of Western dish ‘boom’ (21:21), 74-year-old Florida man on electric scooter threatened, chased 2 with knife, police say (24:55), Pabst Blue Ribbon Deletes Tweets About 'Eating Ass,' Saying They Were 'in Poor Judgment' (30:46), and Alexa tells 10-year-old girl to touch live plug with penny (35:07).
In Sports (39:48) we have a Florida man who plays football takes off shirt while benched and leaves arena during game, The Washington Foreskins, Playoff scenarios broken down to Colman & Racco's Trey Lance poster.
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NOG SHOTS 2021 - Egg Nog Chugging & Nut Shot Challenge
The 3rd annual Nog Shots Challenge by Down to the Wire is here just in time for the holidays. If you're unfamiliar, the rules are first one to finish their 2L of egg nog gets to hit the other guy in the nuts. Slight rule change this year however, we will drink the first litre with actual shot glasses, thus adding another dimension to the name Nog Shots, with the final litre being a shlug to the finish.
Happy Holidays to all, if you're in a pinch and want to get to the final shlug, skip ahead to 36:06, but we highly recommend you start from start to finish as this is the best Nog Shots event to date.
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Woman Delivers Own Baby, Florida Golf Course Cop Chase, Lawyer Arrested For 5 Bank Robberies & More Weird News
This weeks episode kicks off with a bunch of exciting news right off the top, including our first actual paid ad with Supply Matter, head over to their website here and get yourself some solid cologne, yup that's right solid cologne, quite a concept. We then get into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Independent woman moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News we get into some obscure headlines in the news, such as; "Florida Woman leads police on wild golf-course chase, beats Florida Man at his own game" (23:26), "Florida Man, Former Lawyer Gets 40 Months In The Fed For Five Bank Robberies" (27:40), and "Florida man used flamethrower to settle parking dispute" (36:09).
In Sports, we talk about some of the weirdest injuries ever including a pitcher who dislocated his shoulder for trying to rip apart a phonebook and a kicker chopping his own leg with an axe in the teams locker room.
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Hawaiian Blizzard, Camel Contest Botox Scandal, Man Has WWII Bombshell in Butt, Trampoline Park Brawl & More Weird News Weekly
We things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Hehe, 69, nice, moment of the week' and 'Seems like a waste moment of the week' before getting into our Backpage News, where we get into offbeat headlines such as;
"Dozens of camels barred from Saudi beauty contest over Botox", "Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom", "No arrests after hundreds of children involved in brawl at Tampa trampoline park", and "Maryland homeowner burned down house trying to fight snakes".
In Sports we test out Racco's football knowledge on the spot and how the biggest takeaway from the Lions first win was that Jared Goff has a very beautiful companion.
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Backpage News Show with Comedian Eric Johnston
Welcome to the Backpage News Show, where hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser of the Down to the Wire podcast welcome on comedians and discuss the odd news stories happening around the world.
This week we welcome on Hamilton native Eric Johnston and in this clip we talk about the legend of his father Bullwhip Danny Johnston, former professional wrestler. Listen or watch the res of the show on Spotify or Apple Podcasts which features Backpage News headlines such as: "Army Cadets allegedly tried stealing U.S. Naval Academy mascot Bill the Goat as prank", "China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much", "Man threatens Little Caesars workers with AK-47 during 10-minute wait", and "Florida man stands naked in his driveway, throws rocks at passing cars".
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North Korea Bans Leather Jackets, Man Bitten by "Plastic" Crocodile, Woman Breastfeeds Cat On Plane & More Weird News
This week's episode of Down to the Wire is kicked off with a 9 minute intro because we know that's what you come here for. We follow that with our 'Of The Week' segment with heavy hitters such as "Wholesome Ghislaine Maxwell moment of the week" and fan favourite "North Korea moment of the week".
We then get into our 'Backpage News' segment where we cover headlines from around the world such as; "Man who poses with 'plastic' crocodile learns the hard way that it's alive" (30:02), "Florida Teen Accused of Hijacking a Homecoming Queen Contest and Faces 16 Years in Prison" (38:43) and "Woman Allegedly Breastfeeds Cat on Delta Airlines Flight" (45:11).
In sports we talk about Colman's rise to athletic superstardom and Mac Jones.
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Drug Encouraging Children's Toy, Man Who Ate TOO Much Banned From All You Can Eat BBQ, Unconstitutional AF Moments & More Weird News Stories
We're going Drizzy Back 2 Back with our second episode this week, hope you guys enjoyed yesterdays bonus episode with comedians Marc Anthony Sinagoga and Jason Allen. Go check that out if you haven't already, we've got more comedian guest appearances on the horizon.
As for today we kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Blue Mountain State Moment of the Week' and Do You Even Burn? Moment of the Week'.
We then get into our Backpage News where we discuss offbeat and weird news stories such as; "Man threatens Little Caesars workers with AK-47 during 10-minute wait, TN police say" (19:43), "Walmart pulls children's toy that swears and sings in Polish about doing cocaine" (24:52), "China: Man banned from all-you-can-eat BBQ for eating too much" (30:14), "Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership, police say" (37:39).
In Sports, we talk decide whether two scenarios in the NFL are either disrespectful or winning moments.
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The Backpage News Show with Comedians Marc Anthony Sinagoga & Jason Allen
Welcome to the pilot of the Backpage News Show, where hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser of the Down to the Wire podcast welcome on comedians and discuss the odd news stories happening around the world.
The first guests of the BPN Show are Marc Anthony Sinagoga and Jason Allen who were in Ottawa this past week doing shows at Absolute Comedy. We discuss headlines featured on our Down to the Wire podcast such as; "‘It’s A Free Country’: Man Threatens TSA Agent’s Life, Throws Checkpoint Stanchion, Strips Naked & Masturbates, Charges State", and "Holy water and prayers must restore altar in Flemish church after sex video".
We feature some new stories that have come up such as; "A lawyer once bragged about thinking ‘like a criminal’ in a viral ad. Now, he’s a convicted felon.", and "Mike Tyson Had Intense Sex Before Fights So He Wouldn't Kill His Opponents, Former Bodyguard Says".
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Florida Man Humps Dog Then Attacks Owner, Singer Pees on Fans Face, Holy Water and Prayers Restore Alter After Church Sex Tape, Terminally Ill Man Arrested for Mooning & More Street Camera
We have a confession to kick the show off, then after letting the cat out of the bag we get into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Free country moment of the week' and 'That's just rock n roll baby moment of the week'.
Then we get into some offbeat and weird news stories such as; "California Man in 4-Day Standoff With Abandoned Amazon Truck in Driveway", "Missouri school district hiring its own students to combat labor shortage", "Holy water and prayers must restore alter in Flemish church after sex video", and "Terminally ill man arrested for 'mooning' at speed camera".
In sports we talk about Racco's bad beat in fantasy, OBJ, the new name for the Staples Center and we do our weekly parlay.
Woman Charged for Crying During Surgery, School Board Meeting Turns to Conspiracy Rant, a Satanic Sex Cult Meeting in a Vegan Cafe & More Offbeat News
We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' featuring 'Plot for a CTV show that's on as soon as football ends moment of the week' and Capitalism FTW moment of the week.
Then we get into our Backpage News and discuss some offbeat and weird news stories happening around the world, such as; "Woman at School Board Meeting Pushes Wild Conspiracy Theory About the Vaccine" (19:02), "His cellmate passed too much gas. So he knocked out two teeth, Florida Keys cops say" (24:10), "Woman visits toilet at vegan cafe, finds 'satanic sex cult' meeting" (29:38), and "Man donated his body to science; company sold $500 tickets to his dissection" (34:36).
In Sports we talk about Aaron Rodgers being an anti-vaxxer, OBJ is free and a developing story on Dalvin Cook.
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Everyone is a Piece of Sh*t, Driver Eludes Police and Steals Ricky Bobby Racing Suit, Inappropriate Phallic Shaped Halloween Candy, Plus More Offbeat & Weird News
We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'Woohoo I didn't get stung by bees, awhhh I got eaten by piranhas moment of the week' and 'Really Florida? This is where you draw the line? Moment of the week'.
Then we get into our Backpage News and discuss some of the most offbeat and weird headlines in the news, starting with; "Parents warned to look out for cannabis in Halloween candy/Portland parents discover inappropriate candy in Halloween bags" (23:10), "Erratic driver shoots at a motorist, eludes police, crashes stolen truck into garage, steals ‘Ricky Bobby’ racing suit, authorities say" (29:59), and "Boston Medical Center surgeon fined for leaving operating room to eat in his car, then falling asleep and missing the procedure" (36:47).
Finally, in Sports we talk about OBJ and Colman talks baseball for our annual baseball conversation, he also picks out this weeks $1 parlay.
Scientists Say Big Nose Means Big Penis, Plane Dumps Poop on Man in Backyard, Scientists Build Racist AI, Telosa City & More Weird News
Today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'that explains why Colmans nose is so small moment of the week' and 'prank or murder? you decide! moment of the week'.
We then dive into our Backpage News and discuss some offbeat and weird news headlines such as; "A man was 'covered' in poop after a passing plane dumped toilet waste over his backyard, lawmaker says" (16:40). "Scientists Built an AI to Give Ethical Advice, But It Turned Out Super Racist" (21:59), "7-Foot Harambe Statue Stares Down Wall Street's Charging Bull, Which Is Now Covered in Bananas" (29:00), and "Billionaire ex-Walmart exec says the first 'settlers' of his planned $400 billion city 'Telosa' will likely be selected through applications - and they could move in by 2030" (34:54).
Then in Sports we decide if the guy who gave up Tom Brady's 600th TD pass got a fair deal.
Illegal Sprinkles in UK Bakery, New Zealand Council Fires Wizard, Museum Starts OnlyFans & Unfortunate Athlete Names
We kick todays show off with some exclusive Facebook news with a naming rebrand about to take place, as well as how time is an illusion because Racco watched a Netflix documentary. Then we get into our 'Of the Weeks' such as 'Gun to your head at a Waffle House moment of the week', which actually had a tie between two separate incidents.
Then we get into our Backpage News with offbeat and weird news headlines such as "UK bakery ordered to stop using illegal US sprinkles that contain E127 food colouring" (22:00), "New Zealand council ends contract with wizard after two decades of service" (29:38), and "Museum Starts OnlyFans Account After Its TikTok Is Banned for Posting Nudes" (37:19).
In sports the NBA is back and in honour of the Washington Football Team cutting kicker Dustin Hopkins for Chris Blewit, we list the most unfortunate athlete names in history.
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The Bread Fight of '18, Florida Man Assaults Roommate With Pizza & Raw Meat Diet
This week the guys are out of town so we got a pre-recorded episode coming at you today. Which starts off with us getting carried away in random conversations for the first 15 minutes, because the best intros are the ones that never end. We eventually get into our 'Of the Weeks' which includes 'Violent otter group of the week' and 'If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News we get into the offbeat and weird news stories out there, including headlines such as "Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza" (19:00), "Customers slammed after printing out instructions for chef on how to cook their meal" (25:54), "Man who has lived on raw meat (including chicken) for three years says his body is filled with energy" (29:44), "Thousands in China Are Using a Special Remote to Repel ‘Dancing Grannies’" (34:12).
Then in Sports we have nothing for you because like I said this episode was pre-recorded and we can't tell the future. It's a shame though considering the wild headlines coming out of the sports world, you're just gonna have to stay tuned for next weeks show.
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40% of People Would Sleep With Robots, Ninja Attack in California, A Man Sues His Psychic, Serendipity Themed Episode & More Weird News Stories
We kick things off this week with beef against jeans and flip flop guys before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' featuring a three way tie for '3/4 life crisis moment of the week' and '60% of people are liars moment of the week'.
Then we get in to our Backpage News where we discuss weird and offbeat headlines such as "A ninja with a sword attacked a U.S. Army special operations unit in California" (15:05), "Groom’s love of pranks backfires after stunt divides family at his own wedding" (21:46), "Boston students ride party bus with stripper pole, neon lights amid driver shortage" (25:37), and "US man sues psychic who 'promised to remove ex-girlfriend curse'" (31:58).
In Sports we make our Week 5 parlay. Be sure to follow us on Instagram and check out our Website or YouTube to watch clips and read some blogs on more oddity's in the world.
Man Urinates Feces After Hospital Mishap, Another Man Found Asleep in Pile of Chicken Fingers and Meth Days After Getting Out of Jail, Plus More Offbeat and Weird News
We start today's show after a good ole fashioned game of football in front of our studio in a crowded downtown street and start things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Best Resume of the Week' and 'It's called Art Mom! Moment of the Week'.
We then get into the offbeat and weird news happening in the world in our Backpage News with headlines like; "Paralympian James Brown jailed for plane glue stunt", "Man ejaculates from anus, urinates feces for two years before seeking help", "Man found asleep in pile of chicken fingers, meth in Pleasant Grove days after getting out of jail", and "Public urination at Glastonbury Festival leaves traces of cocaine and MDMA in river, posing threat to rare eels".
In sports we talk about the great match that took place earlier and we do another 16 team parlay this week, basing the winners on which mascot would win, of course.
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A Blueberry Heist, Woman Steals Frozen Brains From Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab, Grocery Store Poop Bandit, Beaning & More Weird News Plus Week 3 Football Picks
Would you rather $25 million or 25 million loyal friends? After answering that question wrong, we kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks', including our way too down to the wire moment of the week and I can attest to that moment of the week.
In our Backpage News we discuss offbeat headlines such as "Blueberry heist leaves farmers searching for answers" (10:30), Woman Raids Ex-Husbands Cryogenics Lab. Steals Frozen Brains He Meant to 'Bring Back to Life'" (14:31), "Human Waste Sought in Vile Market Act" (20:14), and 'Concerns over kids buying baked beans as 'beaning' trend goes viral" (24:50).
In Sports we pick a 16 game parlay for Week 3 of the NFL season that's going to win us $950,000.
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New Roomba Promises "Poopocalypse" Stories Are A Thing Of The Past, Florida Mom Helped Son Beat Up A Kid & More Weird News
We kick the episode off with 'Of the Weeks' including "If I can't have it no one can moment of the week and repeat heaters such as "Bossman of the week" and "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week".
We then move into Backpage News, your source for the hottest and weirdest stories coming predominantly out of the American south with headlines such as, "New Roomba promises "poopocalypse" stories are a thing of the past", "Naked woman drove golf cart through armed standoff in Dunedin", "Kentucky man accused of firing shots out of hotel window, says he was shooting at aliens" and lastly, "Florida Mom helped son beat up a kid".
In sports we talk about the true America couple that saved a cat from falling to its death at a football game with their trusty American flag and our fantasy football highs.
Man Tries to Smuggle Coke Under His Toupee & Man Cuts Off Penis, Throws It Out Car During Police Chase
We hate to do it, but we got a zoom call podcast for you guys this week. I know they suck but especially after a no show last week, we gotta do it. We'll be back in studio next week, if you're one of those people like us who just can't listen to shitty zoom calls just go back to last weeks episode, it was a banger.
We kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including "If you want something done right, you do it yourself moment of the week" and "When you lie a little too hard on your resume, moment of the week".
Then we get into our Backpage News, our weekly news segment where we find weird stories happening in the world and we get into headlines such as, "Viagra thief 'not a hardened criminal', lawyer says" (15:25), "Man tried to smuggle $34,000 worth of cocaine under his toupee, police say" (21:44), "Man cuts off penis and throws it out car window during police chase" (27:43), and "Man used scoreboard message to break up with his girlfriend at Akron RubberDucks-Harrisburg Senators game" (35:28).
In Sports we talk about Bishop Sycamore and how we should start our own school. For video clips of today's show or prior episodes head over to our website or YouTube Channel.
Here are the sketch videos we mentioned at the start of the show below;
Here's Why Human Feet Keep Washing Up on Beaches, A Loose Kangaroo & Arm Wrestle Pt.2
We start the show off by trying to remember a joke before getting into our 'Of the Weeks' including "That answers the age old question moment of the week" and "Who are you trying to impress moment of the week?.
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as 'There's a loose kangaroo in Lebanon County PA. Whose is it?'(18:47), 'TikTok doctor explains why sneakers filled with human feet keep washing up on beaches in the Pacific Northwest' (24:25), and 'A 10-foot python surprised a woman in a supermarket spice aisle. She was a trained snake catcher' (31:08).
In Sports we list as many stadiums as we can off the top of our head and have an arm wrestle re-match. For video clips of today's episode head over to our website or YouTube channel
UK Town Plagued With Bean Bandit & Antivaxers Believe 'Pure' Sperm Will Spike in Value
We kick things off with our 'Of the Weeks' including 'worst fact guy of the week' and 'that should be enough moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as 'UK Town Plagued by Vandal Dumping Beans Everywhere" (11:24), "Driver Waiting for Assistance With Broken Down Vehicle Fatally Shoots Naked Man in Alabama" (17:05), and "Antivaxers believe 'pure' sperm will skyrocket in value" (23:30).
We then get into Sports where we talk Fantasy Football, Bolt vs Tyreek and how white the New England Patriots are. For clips of our show head over to our website or YouTube Channel.
McDonalds Sued For Irresistible Ad & World Armwrestling League
Anyone heard from Down with Webster latley? Hope they're doing okay, anyways we kick it off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'Thanks? I guess? moment of the week and 'Worst chastity belt everrr moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as, " Woman Sues McDonalds, Saying Burger Ad Caused Her to Break Fast" (18:05), Donkey milk sells for Rs 10,000 per litre in Maharashtra's Umarga: Why it is popular and so expensive" (24:05), A loose venomous cobra is terrorizing this Texas suburb" (30:16), and "Trump appointed DOJ official claimed Chinese thermostats changed votes" (34:04).
Lastly in Sports we discover the World Armwrestling League and how one of the greatest armwrestlers the world has ever seen is from right here in Ottawa, Mr. Devon Larratt. In honour of this we end the show off with a live arm wrestler, no spoilers will be given out on who got embarrassed.
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Real Journalism Shiz & A Message to Conspiracy Theorists
We explain how we're real journalists now and have something special planned for you guys in the future before getting into our 'Of the Weeks', featuring "Seems kind of racist headline of the week" and "Product placement moment of the week".
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Washington man shoots fridge after soda can explodes, police say" (13:23), "First responders in Sherbrooke, Que., apologize after mistaking fire victim for mannequin" (17:32), "Trial begins for B.C. man accused of breaking quarantine to go to Flat Earth conference" (22:13), and "Titanic museum iceberg wall collapses, injuring 3 visitors" (30:26).
In Sports we talk about the ridiculous pay gap amongst gold medal winning Olympians based on the country they represent and we talk about our new favourite olympian from China. For video clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel
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A message from your hosts Jacob Racco and John Balser
British Serial Pooper & FartVac™
This weeks episode kicks off with a nice little story about a dead goat, then gets into our 'Of the Weeks' including 'suuuuuuuuuuuure, for "education” moment of the week' and 'I thought this was America moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Serial pooper banned from defecating, urinating in open spaces after ‘numerous’ convictions in British town" (15:20), "Woman who broke into dentist’s office to steal cash also pulled 13 teeth from victim, say police" (18:21), "Fart vacuum device claims to ‘reduces the stench of flatulence'" (23:04), and "Biden administration dropping Trump rule to boost showerhead water flow" (31:01).
We cap this weeks episode off with some new Jameis Winston workout footage and the Olympics are NOT against sex, rather just super environmentally friendly. For clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel
Hogtied Citizens Arrest & Antichrist Spiderman
This week we kick it off with our 'Of the Weeks' including that’s where all my bowling balls went moment of the week and Antichrist spider-man moment of the week
In our Backpage News, where we find weekly weird news happening in the world, we get into some offbeat headlines such as "Evidence lost in case of soldier accused of feeding cannabis-laced cupcakes to gunners, lawyer says" (19:46), "Oregon man knocks out, hogties active shooter, according to Portland police" (26:28), "Women Who Rammed Cops Arrested After She Stopped To Get McDonald's Chicken Nuggets During A Wild Police Chase" (34:11), and "Florida Man Steals Two Police Cars During Chase" (39:12).
In Sports Racco sounds off on Italy's win in the Euro's and McGregor's snapped ankle. For video clips of our podcast head over to our website or YouTube Channel
Home Invasion vs Burglary
We start todays show off with some 'Of the Weeks' including 'friendly reminder that China loves dogs moment of the week'. Then we jump into this weeks Backpage News featuring headlines such as; "Butt Naked Burglar Surrenders After 2-Hour SWAT Standoff, Police In Chester County Say", "Man who jumped from moving plane says he bought ‘a lot’ of crystal meth before boarding", "Man who set fire to house by cooking steak in toaster upset at insurance payout", and "Florida doctor accidentally performed surgery on wrong testicle, report says".
In Sports we talk about the better non-athlete moment of the long weekend, Joey Chestnut being Joey Chestnut, the NIL and of course Sha'Carri Richardson.
Cannibalism & Pigeon Racing
Get ready for four 'Of the Weeks' including heavy hitters like "Best use of cannibalism of the week" and MOOOOve bitch, get out the way moment of the week". Join us then for four huge Backpage News stories including, "Pa. Police break up exorcism in Home Depot lumber aisle", "Fla. Woman named Booze crashes into Taco Bell sign while driving drunk", "For two hours, Massachusetts bar accepts Monopoly cash" and finally "Tokyo Olympics athletes warned not to use 160,000 free condoms".
We then cover some big news in the world of pigeon racing and archery, as well as briefly talk about the fact that you can bet on your Dominos' orders now.
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Naked Skydiving & Illegal Pistachio Operation
We went overboard on todays 'Of the Weeks' and throw in a couple extra ones including 'that's tough moment of the week' and 'do as I say, not as I do moment of the week'. We then get into our Backpage News with headlines such as: "42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to possible illegal pistachio operation" (12:30), "Keep Amazon's Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth, petitions beg" (17:02), "An Autonomous Weaponized Drone "Hunted Down" Humans Without Command For First Time (21:22)", and "Man's vanished penis returns, yet to start functioning" (25:17).
We wrap it up with Sports by determining when during the year we plan to talk about a niche sport, also know as 'Backpage Sports' (it'll stick, trust) or actual sports, like the Suns in 4 guy, Ben Simmons sucking a phat one and Racco's ice cold take on hockey.
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Nazi Testicle Tat & Florida Sword Fights
Before getting into the odd stories happening in the news, today's episode starts with our 'Of the Weeks', including 'Floridaception moment of the week' and 'wish I was a watermelon moment of the week'.
In our Backpage News we discuss headlines like: 'NBC's Ultimate Slip 'N Slide shut down by diarrhea outbreak' (15:08), 'Austrian man jailed for 19 months after tattooing Nazi symbol on his testicle' (19:20), 'No shirts, pants or undies needed on bike ride, just mask' (26:12), and two Florida samurai sword stories in ' Escambia County man chases man with samurai sword, threatens deputy' (31:52) and 'Florida Man Attacks person With Sword Over TV Remote' (37:36).
This weeks niche sport is Chess Boxing and it is absolutely electric, the two polar opposite sports mixed together sparks an interesting debate.
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Various Lists
This week were doing the show strictly in list form. We still have our Backpgae News, just in the form of our 'Of the Weeks', since they're basically Backpage News stories in list form. Including, 'Routine Florida gator bite moment of the week', 'I will stab you in the neck with a knife moment of the week', 'Crossing the line moment of the week', 'What the F'ing H is this S in TX moment of the week', and 'Method journalist of the week', just to name a few.
We then dive into two other lists; best torture methods and best sports that aren't really sports, in honor of the Mayweather vs Paul fight that doesn't really count as a sporting event. The torture methods aren't what you think, relax. It's stuff like purple nurples and being the one who wants to end a game of catch, grow up.