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By Jake Triplett
There's Jake, there's Brad, and there's two microphones
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So there's this weather app...
we got no food. we got no jobs. OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!  Follow Jake: Follow Brad: Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: Check out our podcast fan account lol:
November 04, 2019
Window, Middle, Aisle
Shaving cream? Let's get our shirts wet.  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: Follow Jake: Follow Brad:
October 28, 2019
Do You Enjoy Free Refills?
Jake needs a deal negotiated and there's only one man for the job... Santorino McCluskey.  Follow Jake: Follow Brad: For custom, hand-made furniture: See Jake on tour:
October 21, 2019
The Ex-Boyfriend's Little Friend
Our prices have never been lower... also our trust has never been lower because we got scammed at the Chiefs game last week. Other than that, things are great. We reference The Office more in this episode than probably ever before. Deep tracks only. We also got to the bottom of the age old debate: what is the difference between a rhombus and a trapezoid? Enjoy!
October 14, 2019
Improv Slam Poetry
This is our longest episode yet but probably the most fun we've had and the most we've ever laughed making one. We answer questions from Instagram, sing more than usual, and get an in depth look and how women have been treating Jake lately.
October 07, 2019
Consensual Dog Kennel
Slow talkers, types of wood (that aren't politically correct), a weird business inquiry, and type 1 diabetes... this episode has it all. Whoomp There It Is!
September 30, 2019
Can I get a refill on my burger?
Brad and Jake discuss their most irrationally strong opinions. Jake is decently upset at the McDonald's ice cream machine. Brad is extremely upset at Connor. Both are the opposite of upset with Patrick Mahomes.
September 23, 2019
Did you get lip injections?
Can you tell if someone snores just by looking at them? Does Gertrude permanently have a thermometer in her thighs? Why would you ever post your workout on Instagram? Is it ever a good idea to comment on a woman's body part? Is Garrett going to tickle my pickle? All of these questions are answered on episode 19 this week. Enjoy!
September 16, 2019
The Enneagram, the Sandman, and Chapman
Honestly pretty fired up with the title that I just thought of for this episode so we're going to keep that momentum going with the description. Something about recording this 'sode in Brad's workshop just brought out the energy and also the singing. There's something beautiful that happens to your creativity and imagination when you can feel the faint sawdust shavings in the air slowly creeping into your lungs. Does anyone actually read the descriptions to a podcast? I've listened to probably four different pods a week for years and I've never once read the descriptsch.  Anyway... paaaaackkkkerrrrrsssss! 
September 09, 2019
Getting Drugged by McDonald's
This episode was recorded during a road trip down to Dallas and covers a wide range of topics. To name a few: Christmas traditions, animals with STDs, Woodstock, and Jake's theory about the dinosaurs. What more do you need?
September 02, 2019
Role Play at Urgent Care
Jake is now a Tik Tok star, Brad has a casual resume, and both realize how weird nursery rhymes are.
August 26, 2019
Taking Our Podcast Through the Drive-Thru
We tried podcasting while driving and it was every bit as chaotic as it seems like it would be. We had about four surprise guests though and briefly rebranded into a Chick-Fil-A ASMR channel. Also cereal was intensely discussed.
August 19, 2019
Growing Up in the 90s
Jake talks about his best prank in college, Brad is an amazing Facebook troll, and both discuss the joys of growing up in the only time period that's experienced life with and without the internet. 
August 12, 2019
Jake & Brad's Mattress Firm
Jake talks about his trip to Kauai, Brad threatens to move to Arkansas, and they have different opinions on conspiracy theories. 
August 05, 2019
The Thailand of the Midwest
In this episode, Jake and Brad answer a wide variety of questions from people on Instagram. Some of the topics include kitchen utensils, the metric system, and finding true love. Also Brad is on the hunt for new music which you can send to him at @elliscustomcreations. 
July 29, 2019
Most Iconic Moments in The Office History
Jake and Brad make their own bracket to determine the best moment from The Office. Hopefully you also love The Office. 
July 22, 2019
Taking a Poddy Break
July 15, 2019
Gimme the girth
Brad's laffy taffy joke empire continues to grow, the logistics of Jake's social life in middle school are put to the test, and both find some common ground having issues ridding their bodies of moisture. 
July 08, 2019
Elvis's Cameo
Jake gets checked for a UTI, Brad drops a bomb on everyone about the city of Gotham, and don't you dare try to put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.
July 01, 2019
 Jake tells his most embarrassing story, Brad explains what a toolset is, and the funniest moments are probably in the very last 90 seconds of the episode. 
June 24, 2019
Brad is married and Jake is not
Jake might be pregnant, Donald Trump stops by again, and Brad makes a lot of predictions concerning Jake's future wife. Also a new record high for references to The Office in this episode.
June 17, 2019
Do They Even Still Make Bologna Anymore?
This week we become geologists, historians, and psychologists and everything that we said was definitely correct and there's no possible way to refute anything because we are experts.
June 10, 2019
Camela Anderson
This episode we talk about the educational videos surrounding our changing bodies, play a quick game of scategories, and re-market our podcast to a very specific demographic.
June 03, 2019
Caterpillars are Insane
In this week's episode, Brad shares what he claims to be the best Disney movie of all time, Jake talks about his not so free cruise that he won, and they end the podcast strong with some fun homework for everyone this week.
May 27, 2019
XYZ the Musical Therapy Company
Jake shares some stories from Los Angeles, Brad becomes Donald Trump, and both are very passionate about plastic straws.
May 20, 2019
How Much Would You Sell Your Dog For?
Jake & Brad discuss hard hitting topics such as armpit sweating, crying during movies, and their experiences in grade school spelling bees.
May 09, 2019