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Jardy's Hecking Podcast

Jardy's Hecking Podcast

By Jardy B

JardyB10 rants and raves about various VHL related things for made-up Internet points

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Jardy's Nodesode #34: RJ Fryman and Theme Week Preview

Jardy's Hecking PodcastSep 30, 2022

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Jardy’s Nodesode: THE BIG 5-0

Jardy’s Nodesode: THE BIG 5-0

I’m 50!
Mar 17, 202308:28
Jardy’s Nodesode #49: Is Berocka a Liar?

Jardy’s Nodesode #49: Is Berocka a Liar?

Find out inside
Mar 06, 202308:46
Jardy’s Nodesode #48: Gloves Are Off

Jardy’s Nodesode #48: Gloves Are Off

The Berocka-Jardy rivalry heats up in this crazy episode that you don’t want to miss!
Feb 25, 202311:02
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 2: Rival Rambling

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 2: Rival Rambling

This week I'm even more off the cuff than usual! It's not a great listening experience.

Feb 16, 202317:53
Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 1: Worst Season Premiere Ever

Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 1: Worst Season Premiere Ever

Welcome to the first JHP of 2023
Feb 08, 202315:36
Jardy’s Nodesode #47: Experiencing the E

Jardy’s Nodesode #47: Experiencing the E

I experience the E
Feb 08, 202308:33
Jardy’s Nodesode #46: Welcome ScottyP

Jardy’s Nodesode #46: Welcome ScottyP

In this episode I demonstrate to new members how not to earn TPE
Jan 28, 202306:19
Jardy’s Nodesode #45: Dashing Through the Snow

Jardy’s Nodesode #45: Dashing Through the Snow

I talk about potential VHLE destinations
Jan 23, 202312:38
Jardy’s Nodesode #44: Off-Season and Rambles

Jardy’s Nodesode #44: Off-Season and Rambles

See title
Jan 13, 202307:44
Jardy’s Nodesode #43: Pre-Skisode

Jardy’s Nodesode #43: Pre-Skisode

I talk about stuff before I go inactive on my ski trip
Jan 07, 202305:26
Jardy's Nodesode #42: Ripping Off My Betters

Jardy's Nodesode #42: Ripping Off My Betters

Welcome to the podcast that you heard if you listened to Phil and Spyro's most recent podcasts.

Dec 21, 202207:40
Jardy’s Nodesode #41: Last Minute Re-Create

Jardy’s Nodesode #41: Last Minute Re-Create

Title
Dec 19, 202206:50
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 22: THE FINALE

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 22: THE FINALE

In this big long SEASON 2 FINALE, I discuss the following:

- My 3ish weeks of inactivity and future inactivity

- The woes of Los Angeles, and all the disappointment attached to it

- Comparing Poopy Peepants to Bo Jo #Leadership

- The lame trade deadline

- VHL Christmas Auction

- Cologne is the best VHLE team

- The S88 re-creates (with a brief intermission to call out the @Moderator crew) (27:20-32:30) @Josh @fonziGG @STZ @scoop @MexicanCow123 @Beketov @diamond_ace @TheNeonShaman

*Commerical break* (Honestly I think it's hilarious, fast-forward to this point if you listen to nothing else)

- A little quick and dirty BOG LEAKZ (33:50-35:30)

- Random jump to VHFL things (35:30-37:10)

- New Depreciation Changes and Player Store (37:30-42:25)

- @Tate's departure (42:30-44:00)

- Being too inactive to listen to podcasts (44:00-46:40) @DarkSpyro

- Figuring out why @Keno was mad on Wednesday (I figure it out eventually) (46:40-53:00)

Dec 17, 202255:47
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 21: Discussing my Next Player and Other Things Too
Nov 19, 202219:35
Jardy’s Nodesode #40: Questions Pt. 4 - Illness Edition

Jardy’s Nodesode #40: Questions Pt. 4 - Illness Edition

I’m sick and I answer questions
Nov 19, 202215:56
Jardy’s Nodesode #39: Questions Pt. 3 - A Too Long Pod

Jardy’s Nodesode #39: Questions Pt. 3 - A Too Long Pod

Today, I spend 3 minutes talking about work, claim there’s less background noise despite not realizing until after that I didn’t have the music down all the way, very briefly discuss Poopy’s free agency journey, and of course answer @Phil’s latest set of questions.
Nov 10, 202219:60
Jardy’s Nodesode #38: Free Poopency

Jardy’s Nodesode #38: Free Poopency

Poopy Freepants
Nov 06, 202207:30
Jardy’s Nodesode #37: Questions Pt. 2 and Lazy Posting

Jardy’s Nodesode #37: Questions Pt. 2 and Lazy Posting

Yeah
Oct 31, 202211:04
Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 20: More Bans and Whatnot

Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 20: More Bans and Whatnot

Lazy posting
Oct 31, 202230:47
Jardy’s Nodesode #36: Questions Pt. 1 also Lazy Trivia Take

Jardy’s Nodesode #36: Questions Pt. 1 also Lazy Trivia Take

The description is in the title, BRO
Oct 21, 202211:17
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 19: That's Another Bannin'

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 19: That's Another Bannin'

In today's episode, I dig into some old news and discuss the most recent prominent suspensions! I also give some poorly articulated woke opinions on the gays and stuff.

Timestamps:

0:00-3:00: Bullshit

3:00-6:15: Summary of Suspensions @Bedirhan @jRuutu @lil OG z

6:15-9:10: Summary of Offending Posts by Bedirhan and jRuutu

9:18-11:12: Tangent on the "e-girl" discussion in the Media Spots @samx

11:12-11:45: Continuation of Media Spot Summary

11:45-13:42: My Take on the Discord Logo Being Rainbowed

13:42-20:15: My thoughts on Bedirhan and jRuutu's offense in general @Squids McKenzie

20:15-27:50: Talking about @lil OG z and their banning in general @v.2 

27:50-29:35: Discussion on how users admit they're just extending their Point Tasks despite completing their topic

29:35-30:15: Go sign up for VHL Playoff Bracket Challenge @youloser1337

30:15-32:15: Visit my question thread and also my other question thread, and also circlejerking with @Berocka and ending

Oct 15, 202234:28
Jardy's Nodesode #35: Season End & No Stat Chat

Jardy's Nodesode #35: Season End & No Stat Chat

In this little ditty I discuss the playoff picture for all three leagues, my mild disappointment in missing said playoff picture, and also #FuckVasteras.

Oct 14, 202207:41
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 18: Managing Poop

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 18: Managing Poop

It's Theme Week! And the theme is GMs! So I talk about all the GMs I've had with my current player and I give them VERY SCIENTIFIC RANKINGS!

Sep 30, 202225:48
Jardy's Nodesode #34: RJ Fryman and Theme Week Preview

Jardy's Nodesode #34: RJ Fryman and Theme Week Preview

I discuss RJ stepping down as VHLE Commissioner and talk about Theme Week briefly

Sep 30, 202205:54
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 17: Not-a-Nodesode

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 17: Not-a-Nodesode

In this episode, I answer questions and talk about the new VHLM changes!

Sep 23, 202236:49
Jardy’s Nodesode #33: Town of Pallet Musings

Jardy’s Nodesode #33: Town of Pallet Musings

Pokémon!
Sep 22, 202213:01
Jardy’s Nodesode #32: Pre-Vacation Ramblings Pt. 2

Jardy’s Nodesode #32: Pre-Vacation Ramblings Pt. 2

Some bs
Sep 17, 202209:06
Jardy’s Nodesode #31: Hello (and Goodbye) to the 21st!

Jardy’s Nodesode #31: Hello (and Goodbye) to the 21st!

S85 Edition
Sep 10, 202213:00
Jardy’s Nodesode #30: Intros and Outros

Jardy’s Nodesode #30: Intros and Outros

Hopping on a trend
Sep 02, 202205:34
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
Aug 28, 202248:09
Jardy's Nodesode #29: Is Alex a Big Fat Cheater!?

Jardy's Nodesode #29: Is Alex a Big Fat Cheater!?

In this little episode, I give my FULLY EDUCATED AND CORRECT take on a trade that the Riga Reign and the HC Davos Dynamo made this off-season.

Aug 28, 202211:34
Jardy’s Nodesode #28: Quarter-Baked Takes

Jardy’s Nodesode #28: Quarter-Baked Takes

Talkin shit
Aug 22, 202214:14
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 15: Half-Asleep at the Wheel

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 15: Half-Asleep at the Wheel

aka Stream of Semi-conscious ranting

Aug 18, 202231:03
Jardy's Hecking Podcasts, Season 2 Episode 14: Pokemon and Media Spot Reviews

Jardy's Hecking Podcasts, Season 2 Episode 14: Pokemon and Media Spot Reviews

In today's episode:

- I give instantly out of date info on Town of Pallet

- I discuss @der meister's latest Media Spot and talk about how we all should role play more  

- I also discuss @Bedirhan's latest Media Spot and give my take on Istanbul's controversial team name

Aug 12, 202227:23
Jardy's Nodesode #27: Questions from Phil

Jardy's Nodesode #27: Questions from Phil

In today's miniature but thick episode, I answer questions from @Phil!

- I discuss VHL being a teenager and how its body has changed

- My love of hydration

- The greatest administrators of all time (@sterling @Knight @Victor @Beketov @Devise @JardyB10)

- How to effectively rig games (@Beketov @Will @scotty)

- Life in SK

Aug 12, 202210:55
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 13: Hottest Retention Idea of the Year

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 13: Hottest Retention Idea of the Year

Segments of this episode:

- No One Gives a Shit, @Phil ~(1:00-4:00)

- Nodesode Summary/Bathroom Search/Topic Search *TUNE IN TO LEARN @Ptyrell's REAL NAME!* ~(4:00-5:20)

- Housekeeping/Nurx Plugs/Sky Observations (I don't have ADHD, you do) ~(5:30-11:00) 

- Optimizing the New Member Experience. Drink everytime I say "forum" or "portal." ~(11:00-20:00)

Aug 05, 202223:36
Jardy's Nodesode #26: What's Going On? (From My Own Eyes)

Jardy's Nodesode #26: What's Going On? (From My Own Eyes)

Today, I ramble about some random bullshit:

- Halifax's playoff matchup and chances ~(0:00-4:00)

- Driving on shitty roads and work things (ALL OF IT)

- The least informative VHL playoff preview ~(4:00-6:00)

- Town of Pallet ~(5:50-End)

Aug 05, 202212:56
Jardy’s Nodesode #25: Recruitment

Jardy’s Nodesode #25: Recruitment

In today’s episode, I talk about our latest YouTube ad drive a bit and then come up with a BRILLIANT TPE-EARNING/RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
Jul 26, 202205:56
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 12: Back in my Day

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 12: Back in my Day

In this season's theme week, I largely talk about how things were in the good ol' days, and make incorrect recollections about Carl Jacobs and who knows what else. I'll tag @Victor to correct my historical inaccuracies. Also Victor, while you're here, name some of @Lenny's players, it's been bugging me.

If you're old like me you might enjoy this. If you enjoy hearing about how backwards/AMAZING the league used to be you might also enjoy this.

Jul 22, 202223:46
Jardy's Nodesode #24: Halifax Hype, S84 Edition

Jardy's Nodesode #24: Halifax Hype, S84 Edition

I pump the tires of my players

Jul 22, 202209:44
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 11: That's a Bannin'

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 11: That's a Bannin'

I recorded this on Tuesday or something, so the old news then is even older news now. This week:

- I do a dangerous driving maneuver

- Talk about Fong's bannin'

- MexicanCow stepping down and butchering Spyro's player name

Jul 16, 202234:53
VHL Recruitment Program

VHL Recruitment Program

Join the VHL

Jul 16, 202205:19
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 10: Without Special Guests

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 10: Without Special Guests

Buzzer beater podcast for the next couple weeks! In this episode I find some questions from my world renowned thread, and that's mostly it! Special thanks to the first three tags.

Jun 20, 202234:25
Jardy’s Nodesode #23: Hosting a Live Draft Retrospective

Jardy’s Nodesode #23: Hosting a Live Draft Retrospective

I talk about being an amazing panelist and tease Drunk History once again
Jun 17, 202207:45
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 9: Outdated Playoff Talk

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 9: Outdated Playoff Talk

It’s a podcast about playoffs that are mostly over
Jun 10, 202215:31
Jardy’s Chodesode #22: Quick Pre-Vacation Ramblings

Jardy’s Chodesode #22: Quick Pre-Vacation Ramblings

I shit talk McWolf and welcome Anthique
Jun 07, 202209:27
Jardy’s Nodesode #21: Shoutout Improv

Jardy’s Nodesode #21: Shoutout Improv

I called for shoutouts and I am delivering. I discuss:

- My personal VHL goings on as always
- lemorse’s VHFL “success”
- Kobe’s most recent graphic
- The beginning of my EFL journey
May 30, 202212:11
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 8: Appreciation

Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 8: Appreciation

It's theme week and it's time to show some GD appreciation. I obviously spend much time talking about Halifax, thank all those with responsibility, focus on the VSN crew, and cap it off with shoutouts to the real big wigs.

May 28, 202217:52
Jardy’s Nodesode #21: Depreciation Week

Jardy’s Nodesode #21: Depreciation Week

The rudest I’ve been
May 24, 202209:19
Jardy’s Nodesode #20: Advice With Dr. Jardy

Jardy’s Nodesode #20: Advice With Dr. Jardy

Jardy answers your most hardest hittingest questions
May 22, 202229:19