Jardy's Hecking Podcast
By Jardy B
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Jardy's Hecking PodcastMay 05, 2022
Jardy’s Nodesode: THE BIG 5-0
Jardy’s Nodesode #49: Is Berocka a Liar?
Jardy’s Nodesode #48: Gloves Are Off
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 2: Rival Rambling
This week I'm even more off the cuff than usual! It's not a great listening experience.
Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 3 Episode 1: Worst Season Premiere Ever
Jardy’s Nodesode #47: Experiencing the E
Jardy’s Nodesode #46: Welcome ScottyP
Jardy’s Nodesode #45: Dashing Through the Snow
Jardy’s Nodesode #44: Off-Season and Rambles
Jardy’s Nodesode #43: Pre-Skisode
Jardy's Nodesode #42: Ripping Off My Betters
Welcome to the podcast that you heard if you listened to Phil and Spyro's most recent podcasts.
Jardy’s Nodesode #41: Last Minute Re-Create
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 22: THE FINALE
In this big long SEASON 2 FINALE, I discuss the following:
- My 3ish weeks of inactivity and future inactivity
- The woes of Los Angeles, and all the disappointment attached to it
- Comparing Poopy Peepants to Bo Jo #Leadership
- The lame trade deadline
- VHL Christmas Auction
- Cologne is the best VHLE team
- The S88 re-creates (with a brief intermission to call out the @Moderator crew) (27:20-32:30) @Josh @fonziGG @STZ @scoop @MexicanCow123 @Beketov @diamond_ace @TheNeonShaman
*Commerical break* (Honestly I think it's hilarious, fast-forward to this point if you listen to nothing else)
- A little quick and dirty BOG LEAKZ (33:50-35:30)
- Random jump to VHFL things (35:30-37:10)
- New Depreciation Changes and Player Store (37:30-42:25)
- @Tate's departure (42:30-44:00)
- Being too inactive to listen to podcasts (44:00-46:40) @DarkSpyro
- Figuring out why @Keno was mad on Wednesday (I figure it out eventually) (46:40-53:00)
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 21: Discussing my Next Player and Other Things Too
G'day mate, today I discuss my next player, WHO WILL BE CHANGING ALL THE RULES!
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO WANT TO MISS THIS ONE!
I also talk about @Beketov dying and some activity stuff.
Jardy’s Nodesode #40: Questions Pt. 4 - Illness Edition
Jardy’s Nodesode #39: Questions Pt. 3 - A Too Long Pod
Jardy’s Nodesode #38: Free Poopency
Jardy’s Nodesode #37: Questions Pt. 2 and Lazy Posting
Jardy’s Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 20: More Bans and Whatnot
Jardy’s Nodesode #36: Questions Pt. 1 also Lazy Trivia Take
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 19: That's Another Bannin'
In today's episode, I dig into some old news and discuss the most recent prominent suspensions! I also give some poorly articulated woke opinions on the gays and stuff.
Timestamps:
0:00-3:00: Bullshit
3:00-6:15: Summary of Suspensions @Bedirhan @jRuutu @lil OG z
6:15-9:10: Summary of Offending Posts by Bedirhan and jRuutu
9:18-11:12: Tangent on the "e-girl" discussion in the Media Spots @samx
11:12-11:45: Continuation of Media Spot Summary
11:45-13:42: My Take on the Discord Logo Being Rainbowed
13:42-20:15: My thoughts on Bedirhan and jRuutu's offense in general @Squids McKenzie
20:15-27:50: Talking about @lil OG z and their banning in general @v.2
27:50-29:35: Discussion on how users admit they're just extending their Point Tasks despite completing their topic
29:35-30:15: Go sign up for VHL Playoff Bracket Challenge @youloser1337
30:15-32:15: Visit my question thread and also my other question thread, and also circlejerking with @Berocka and ending
Jardy's Nodesode #35: Season End & No Stat Chat
In this little ditty I discuss the playoff picture for all three leagues, my mild disappointment in missing said playoff picture, and also #FuckVasteras.
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 18: Managing Poop
It's Theme Week! And the theme is GMs! So I talk about all the GMs I've had with my current player and I give them VERY SCIENTIFIC RANKINGS!
Jardy's Nodesode #34: RJ Fryman and Theme Week Preview
I discuss RJ stepping down as VHLE Commissioner and talk about Theme Week briefly
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 17: Not-a-Nodesode
In this episode, I answer questions and talk about the new VHLM changes!
Jardy’s Nodesode #33: Town of Pallet Musings
Jardy’s Nodesode #32: Pre-Vacation Ramblings Pt. 2
Jardy’s Nodesode #31: Hello (and Goodbye) to the 21st!
Jardy’s Nodesode #30: Intros and Outros
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 16: A POOPY DESTINATION
In a very special edition of the Hecking Podcast, Y'ALL get the up to minute info on where the legendary lukewarm player but VHFL asset Poopy Peepants will land in free agency! @VHL GMs, you won't want to miss this! For some of you, I even come up with managerial moves for you!
Jardy's Nodesode #29: Is Alex a Big Fat Cheater!?
In this little episode, I give my FULLY EDUCATED AND CORRECT take on a trade that the Riga Reign and the HC Davos Dynamo made this off-season.
Jardy’s Nodesode #28: Quarter-Baked Takes
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, Season 2 Episode 15: Half-Asleep at the Wheel
aka Stream of Semi-conscious ranting
Jardy's Hecking Podcasts, Season 2 Episode 14: Pokemon and Media Spot Reviews
In today's episode:
- I give instantly out of date info on Town of Pallet
- I discuss @der meister's latest Media Spot and talk about how we all should role play more
- I also discuss @Bedirhan's latest Media Spot and give my take on Istanbul's controversial team name
Jardy's Nodesode #27: Questions from Phil
In today's miniature but thick episode, I answer questions from @Phil!
- I discuss VHL being a teenager and how its body has changed
- My love of hydration
- The greatest administrators of all time (@sterling @Knight @Victor @Beketov @Devise @JardyB10)
- How to effectively rig games (@Beketov @Will @scotty)
- Life in SK
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 13: Hottest Retention Idea of the Year
Segments of this episode:
- No One Gives a Shit, @Phil ~(1:00-4:00)
- Nodesode Summary/Bathroom Search/Topic Search *TUNE IN TO LEARN @Ptyrell's REAL NAME!* ~(4:00-5:20)
- Housekeeping/Nurx Plugs/Sky Observations (I don't have ADHD, you do) ~(5:30-11:00)
- Optimizing the New Member Experience. Drink everytime I say "forum" or "portal." ~(11:00-20:00)
Jardy's Nodesode #26: What's Going On? (From My Own Eyes)
Today, I ramble about some random bullshit:
- Halifax's playoff matchup and chances ~(0:00-4:00)
- Driving on shitty roads and work things (ALL OF IT)
- The least informative VHL playoff preview ~(4:00-6:00)
- Town of Pallet ~(5:50-End)
Jardy’s Nodesode #25: Recruitment
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 12: Back in my Day
In this season's theme week, I largely talk about how things were in the good ol' days, and make incorrect recollections about Carl Jacobs and who knows what else. I'll tag @Victor to correct my historical inaccuracies. Also Victor, while you're here, name some of @Lenny's players, it's been bugging me.
If you're old like me you might enjoy this. If you enjoy hearing about how backwards/AMAZING the league used to be you might also enjoy this.
Jardy's Nodesode #24: Halifax Hype, S84 Edition
I pump the tires of my players
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 11: That's a Bannin'
I recorded this on Tuesday or something, so the old news then is even older news now. This week:
- I do a dangerous driving maneuver
- Talk about Fong's bannin'
- MexicanCow stepping down and butchering Spyro's player name
VHL Recruitment Program
Join the VHL
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 10: Without Special Guests
Buzzer beater podcast for the next couple weeks! In this episode I find some questions from my world renowned thread, and that's mostly it! Special thanks to the first three tags.
Jardy’s Nodesode #23: Hosting a Live Draft Retrospective
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 9: Outdated Playoff Talk
Jardy’s Chodesode #22: Quick Pre-Vacation Ramblings
Jardy’s Nodesode #21: Shoutout Improv
- My personal VHL goings on as always
- lemorse’s VHFL “success”
- Kobe’s most recent graphic
- The beginning of my EFL journey
Jardy's Hecking Podcast, S2 Episode 8: Appreciation
It's theme week and it's time to show some GD appreciation. I obviously spend much time talking about Halifax, thank all those with responsibility, focus on the VSN crew, and cap it off with shoutouts to the real big wigs.