Spice Rack
By Jesse Lawlor
Spice RackJun 06, 2020
41. Kate vs The Boys
We settle our St Pattys 'Day plans and Kate finds out she has beef with the boys. If you are the boys you have to give Kate the mittens on sight or you're not part of the boys. Get to it fellas
40. Tiger Guy
So the audio for this week kinda sucks cause I'm dumb but i think this is quite the episode. So slay, girl boss yaas queen
39. Gilmore Girls Fan Fiction (Ryan Rummel)
Which one of you flat foots stole my lollipop? Gucci mane
38. Throated (John McGinley)
Man what is there to say here? Just listen to the episode and enjoy mane
37. The Peen Has Been Challenged (Steve Posten)
We're here with the classiest man in NJ Open Mic Comedy history, the pun-derful, the incomparable Steve Posten. Did Steve's steamy date entice you into into partaking into the sexual polka? Let us know
36. Fixing the Midget Pussy
What in the hell is happening right now? Brandon vs Yusef in a MMA match for the title of guy no one in the scene really likes. #TeamBrandon
35. The Criminally Horny (Brandon Wunderlich)
So who's out here fighting the power thru stonks? Keep it going and don't catfish people too hard dude. Or do that. Listen, share this with your friends and leave a review on the podcast app on IPhone. Please?
34. We had sex
I lied, but hey we're trying to get the rating up hoe. Fuck Yusef 2021 2022 2023 2024 and 2025 just to be sure. I'm touching on ya granny's feet
33. I am The Bull (Brian St. John)
Real question here for the boys. Would you rather be a pedophile or a cuckold? Tell the truth
32. Intersectional Conspiracy Theorists
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Got Beef?
30. Staten Island Duality (Greg and Rob)
Sup dudes, hope you guys had a horrible christmas like me. Currently have lost my sense of taste and smell so I'm pretty sure I got the rona. Curses to comedy fight club!! (jk)
29. Male Cat Bussy (Brandon Puff)
Listen man, none of you sent money to the hooker's paypal last time so she didnt let me fuck her and i was really looking forward to that so fuck all of you bitches. Brandon Puff is really funny tho, so you should still take a listen to this one
28. Jesse Finds Love (Mike Lauro)
Who just fucked me in my ass without my permission? Donate to tracey's paypal at tracywanda90@gmail.com and tell her to have sex with Jesse
27. "I wish I had a fatty like Chris" (Alexandra Izzi)
Who's tryna feel up on my bootyhole tonight?
26. Adam Sandler Fan Club (Vic Cedeno)
And we're in for another episode, boom boom pow. I'm the black eyed peas, all of them put together. Even Fergie. Especially Fergie. Vic is here talking shit as we always do. Enjoy your turkey days you fools
25. Blizzard Boys (Brandon Wunderlich)
Kate got sick, couldn't make the pod. Let us pray for her as she passes thru the ether onto the other side of life and goes into the unknown. Where she meets her long lost friend, Jeffrey Epstein. Of whom they worked together for what seemed like a lifetime and now on her death bed she gets to reunite with an old friend, lover, partner. Maybe. Enjoy the pod
EP 24. Oprah Foot Job (Lemaire Lee)
Multiple Holes (Steve Pocaro)
BBWs are what we're all about here. This is a pro bbw podcast and if you have anything to say about it I'll slap your grandmother in the mouth. Steve Pocaro is on the podcast here and I'll fuck your bitch, but only if she's a bbw. Hoe ass bbw ass wife. Barbeque titties lookin ass head fuck you talkin about
22. Adele Appreciation Episode
What's youre fat bitch anthem? Let me and Kate know. And if not, then fuck your mother. Have a good Halloween, not a happy one, just a good one.
Jerk N Slurp (Alex Delesky)
Aight so we had Alex Delesky on the pod and it was a good time. But we talked about pee pee touches of all sorts. Alex looks like John Cena before he got powers. Volleyball players suck, I've had sex with all their moms. Every Single One. Fuck Coleslaw
20. Wednesday Night Wars (Garrett Nygren)
We are here with an NJ Comedy Legend Garrett Mutha fuckin Nygren who defeated the now irrelevant comic Mario Gentile. We chronicle Garrett's powerful victory over the evil that was Rivara's. 1 like equals 1 respect, keep scrolling if you hate Jesus.
19. Let's Kill Trump (Sucking off my dead penis/Kate's dead titties)
Me and Kate make up a plot to kill Trump, its quite the predicament. RIP Eddie Van Halen, I've never listened to you but anyone could get sucked off at gun point so you deserve praise. That made no sense. But listen, its a bio so I know you're not reading this.
18. Mama Wawa and the Tall Man (Erin Wohlberg, Josh Wells)
We had the parents of North Jersey Comedy on the pod. We talked counting crows, comedy drama, and how the new generation doesn't fuck. If you don't fuck you're rad af. Pour out a cold one for the boys
17. Big Bidness (Mark Yobs, Arnold Peter)
Excuse the terrible audio this week, I'm a drunk doofus who can't set up mics properly. But despite that, this was one of our best episodes yet. Enjoy Yobs and Arnold
Ep 16. Hot Vegan Stud (Shawn Dahlhaus, Quilvio Munoz)
Finallly an episode with no comedians. Shawn and Quilvio have been my friends since we were 14 and we've grown so much together. They both have had sex with ur mom and ur sister cuz ur gay
Ep. 15 Baha Men Afficionado (Nick Carra)
Ahoy matey, its Jesse and Kate sending you the finest vibes this side of the Rockies. Nick is very funny and interesting to talk to, enjoy this episode
Making out with Russian Jim Norton
Yogurt, good for your pussy and butt
EP 13. Kate-less Dude Hang (Raphael Hernandez, Yusef Gof)
Kate couldn't be here so you know what that means. Get high and make stuff up with your friends. Enjoy
12. Praise The Bean (Chris Gassler)
We got Chris Gassler on the pod and we talk about the cancelling party that went on this week in NJ Comedy. We then start a new religion, enjoy. PS: Ur Gay
11. Our porn debut (Jason Scott)
Honestly? Why are you even reading the description man
10. "I've got boobs and Issues"
What's good guys? We're back again with a wonderful episode where me and Kate pretend to be Asian people with really bad accents. Kate is so racist. It's almost not even funny. If you're on of the few people reading the info please tell Kate that you're offended by her racist chinese accent on this episode and why can't she be cool and inclusive like Jesse, who also has a big wiener. Yup, that's that. Enjoy
Love triangle? (Mark Henely)
Mark Henely is on, he's the man. Mark has had so much sex with your mom. Listen
8. Cucking for Jeff Bezos (Dave Namery)
This week we have the hilarious Dave Namery on the podcast. We talked about facebook politics and the college intellectual bubble, the hypocrisy of the BLM movement, and the conspiracy rabbit hole
7. Coochie Privilege (Raphael Hernandez)
In this episode Jesse and Kate welcomed Ralphael Hernandez to the podcast. They talked about dating, vagina, and the state of the world
Kate the Chinese Concubine
Hey, so does anyone actually read the description to these? Cause its pretty annoying to have to listen to a whole episode and then break it up into small sentences to catch your attention. How make or break is a description really? If you see this, message me on my social media JesseMComic on Twitter/Insta and tell me I have a little peen. Enjoy
Bro, Lets be Cops
Jesse finally gets his dream of being cancelled fulfilled, talks about working again, trans rights and how Kate can steal a man's bust and become an abuser. Then Jesse and Kate decide to become cops and talk about their future as crime fighters
Fucking a Puerto Rican in Blackface
Me and Kate talk about the best way for us to get cancelled, teachers fucking students, and Jesse's inevitable sex change and MMA career
The Nation of Autism
Kate talks about getting hit by a car and Jesse recruits Kate into the Nation of Autism. Kate shows us her bigot ways and Jesse talks about how he would kill the game if he had big bozangas.
Black Dad Pimp
Jesse and Kate talk Black Lives Matter, Sending nudes, Getting Peen picks, Choosing peen and Pimping black dads for advice
Normie Pussy
First pod with Jesse and Kate