No, That's Gay

By The No. That's Gay Podcast

Hosted by Jesse, Brandon, Duy & Scott. 4 men denying their sexuality for an hour.

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#32 Thanksgiving Eve Live

No, That's GayNov 24, 2022

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#32 Thanksgiving Eve Live

This party is probably a shit show but we're all having a great time. Happy Friendsgiving! P.S. Duy is hot af

Nov 24, 202259:60

#31 Nutting Outside

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Serial killers, ghosted when buying a PS4, BK saves Scott from a predator, RIP Coolio, Omega Strikers, GPU price gouging, PC parts nerd talk, MWII reboot, Gloomhaven, Nandos, our naked podcast on OnlyFans, Amazon, Rick & Morty, Amish Paradise, Firefly, HoTD, livestreaming Brandon's penis, molly rave, Toronto Shawn in DC, & have we come outside?

Nov 16, 202201:02:21

#30 Thumb War (in a butt)

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Duy's ironic shirt, people better than Dan Harmon, R. Kelly's guilty & his jail TikTok, self-erotic asphyxiation, Full Metal Jacket, pissing rainbows, we solve the gayest mysteries, performance art, ASMR, yurt glamping, playing Zelda at Harper's Ferry, Nintendo Switch gamer talk, A24/Channel 5 Doc, Hunter Biden, Squid Game robbed Better Call Saul, Yeat memes, VR techno clubs, pronouns, Scott's BBQ, Industry=Euphoria+Succession+Skins, we plan our awards show, white elephant roasts, why Marvel sucks, the Snyder cut, & the gold Wii for the Queen

Oct 11, 202201:05:19

#29 We know what REALLY killed the queen

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Dead queen memes, was the queen a GILF?, Old Asian tattoo artists, Jersey weed, backyard racism, Asian supremacy, Duy's priorities & finances, being homeless, our 9/11 plans, cannibalism, the Ethereum merge, new PC, JK Rowling's goblin anti-Semitism and TERFism, pestle & mortar, whip-its, fantasy premier league trash talk, chess controversy (buttplug cheat), queen secrets, loopy from a fire alarm, Rumbleverse, PC part talk, new tech, labor slaves, potential presidents, I Think You Should Leave, Tim & Eric, and ending the pod JK Rowling style. TV corner Sprung: good fun TV LOTR: too woke lmao House of the Dragons: Asians!!

Sep 13, 202201:00:44

#28 Our O Sounds (Virgin Sacrifice)

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Orgasm sounds, the pufferfish eating a carrot meme, Georgian food, Chief Cuckold Officers, taints, poop life hacks, pee habits, J.K. Rowling’s new book, trans pronouns, VRchat DJing, concrete pier raves, DPS system room, lessons from Scott’s mom, condoms from aunts, max nuts in a day, 5-in-1 shower products, nopoo, & Diggerland. CINEMA CORNER Class Action Park: killer

Sep 02, 202201:02:29

#27 We are really great podcasters

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The boys talk about balls, Obama’s gay intern, assassination plots, bar trivia team names, The Rehearsal, Nathan Fielder, The A24 Podcast, spirit animals, jerking off dolphins, VR studies, sammich eating WR, more free promo of other podcasts, Beyonce, Mike Myers, 80s drama on psychedelics, future slurs, North Pacific Islanders, Hiro Momosushi, Marval Phase 5, Cars, Cussy, more rave afters stories, a racist cat girl whore, Jesse is retired, new Avatar, more Marvel talk, Mahershala Ali, we talk about Eternals again!!! Movie execs that deem things too gay in movies, Oppenheimer teaser, Tenet, vampires, and Morbin’ out.

🎥 CINEMA CORNER 🎥

The Grey Man: quip after quip like a reddit thread

New Jurassic World Movie: poo

Nope: Yes

Aug 03, 202201:09:51

#26 Hannah Montana (Season 2 Premiere)

Scott asks “What’s a TV stand?”, Caulkin’ ho(l)es, SEASON 2 BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, selling out Scott to the cops, Whose legs are next to Duy?, misogynists pay for women’s meals, crypto/Roblox investments, a $100+ networking event, slipping business cards into pockets, magical investors, xnxx, gooners, the Baltimore Arsenal game, Brandon spends 45 min throwing up in a bus bathroom, peaking at the PJ pizza walk, LV ecstasy, micro hippie flipping at a vegan bar, THON is means to get hammered, 27 climbs for Duy’s 27th, and stories about sucking at sports.

🎥 Cinema Corner: The Black Phone 8/10

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Jul 22, 202201:02:09

#25 Jesús

Oh lawd he coming. Listen for the holy content on Scott’s cut, DC Pride, sea cukes, the Bahamas, fent laced weed, bouncers, Azealia Banks, John Fetterman’s cousin, Mark’s grad party, putting the LGBTQ community on our back, fentanyl dealers, Yeat, our podcast earnings, CINEMA CORNER: Joker 2, cars, trucks, lift kits, hydraulics, Lady GaGa as Harley Quinn, Barbie, Greta Gerwig, Drake’s new album, going homeless, double cheesesteaks, mid Mexican, golfing, Brandon Zoom horror movie, Ezra on the run, She’s a 10 but, Bruce Willis, Lancaster Pride, Philly shootings, and lightning strikes right next to Jesse.

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Jun 24, 202201:08:16

#24 Dragon Hog

Our guest’s addiction, Duy’s GF plays Sudoku, Hiv Fill, Soylent, Bai people suck, Proud Boy U-Haul mugshots, pier/disc golf course raves, trading a car for cats, our HelloFresh ad, our beef with the IRS, Brandon’s BLM whistleblower, future guests (Betz Daddy?!), Instagram group chats, our first dollar, RPG fund update, talkin' pigs, dragon hog, our thumbnails, Sonic Foot Fetish pt. 2, John Malkovich, NFTs, the current crypto crash, Boston Jedi, League of Legends vs. Dota 2, Mario Strikers Battle League, FIFA Ultimate Team traders, the crypto crash, white people music, and we rank our guests!

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Jun 17, 202201:01:17

#23 Two Top Buns

with a side of gayo! Listen to find out if Anchorman is still funny, Duy’s cider/seltzer drink, having a nibble playing footie, OnlyFans, Slither, No That’s Gay livestream, CINEMA CORNER Bad horror, Scott’s extended TV, Kate Bush is bussin’, Stranger Things & our Vecna songs, Brockhampton, Buc-ee’s, The McConaughey Mansion, gun control, Channel 5, starting the RPG fund, feet pics, Scott’s pimp with a lisp impression, pay pigs, blowing money on females, kinky advent calendar, Burger King two top buns, gayo, Duy’s parents didn’t like The Northman, bad movies, Vanessa Hudgens, Crash, The Fly, and the Lancaster pizza GILF.

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Jun 10, 202201:01:51

#22 Caught Mid Glizzy

AYOOO!! mid squid, eating Baby Shark, young meat, Scott not being a real Italian, the most New Yorker cookout, catching people mid glizzy, beef with bars that are called social clubs, a Trump supporter with a 400 chess rating, a majority of people aged 18-24 prefer weed over alcohol, Brandon’s theory on internet & weed culture making the next generation lazy, smoking with parents, emergencies while high, XXXtentacion, posthumous NFTs, aggressive people who don't jerk off, it's Morbin' time, Tom Cruise has a body count, Astoria slang, Brandon on Fat Joe, what you CAN’T say around Action Bronson wannabes, you ever wake up high?, metal shows hardcore dance, 2 Step by UNK, crankin' dat Soulja Boy, hardcore band names, & Zaddy Earth in Scott's beard.

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Jun 02, 202201:00:38

#21 Tight, Young Anime Bodies

We'd abandon our bodies in an instant. Also listen in to hear the two Asians get into an argument, manifesting, the power, Kendrick Lamar, Ezra Miller, Michael Reeves at The Creator Clash, Jake Paul, voting, Stav show jokes, Switch Sports Soccer, Brandon's online play (his black opening), Duy's 2022 rap albums tier list, Jack Harlow, Babymetal, CBD coffee, we'll all be anime one day, L OF THE WEEK: Craig, a Saudi Arabian prince's gamer inventory, Cinema Corner: The Northman, Willem Dafoe's massive hog but can't get hard, Amber Heard, Camila Vazquez, jury duty, Duy climbs guys named Jim, Crypto bro L's, Arcane, and free 'za!
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May 21, 202201:08:06

EP#20 Too Hot for High School

You'll never guess what our former high school is in the news for... we also get into topics like how anti-gender change Nintendo is, getting hit on a by a masculine looking female, feeling the love raving in Philly and DC, getting gay at the Stav show, pasta names for our penises, smug in Japan, looking blitzed, Canada and Germany listen to our podcast, our new segment L OF THE WEEK, nut sounds, a school shooter movie trailer, CINEMA CORNER Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness is mid, John Krasinski is mid but hot, the new Avatar movie, hair boning, yellow people vs. blue people, Milf news, Dr. Oz running for senator, IUDs, YSL arrests, and Biden impressions.

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May 13, 202255:34

EP#19 Sonic Foot Fetish

We like 'em STANKy. Sniff these pod topics: movie reviews, Nic Cage fans, even more cinema corner, taking freebies from racists, Aziz Ansari, Atlanta, Elon Musk, shouting out our listener from India, why we’re a woke podcast, brown vs. yellow people, NBA playoffs, the ‘ers, the suitcase, Michael B. Jordan boner, Steve Harvey’s hot daughter, Isaiah Rashad, Diddy gangbangs, Steve Harvey fits, Future’s new album title, Depp v. Heard, celeb daughters, bringing arch nemeses onto the pod, Scott’s worst trait, Sonic>Batman, & a wedding confession.

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Apr 29, 202201:03:53

EP#18 Worst Pod Ever

The worst podcast since Jesse isn't in it but Linh & Bernie fill in... listen to them talk about a kink club controversy, people getting #MeToo’d, Scott’s alleged accident, cops sucking at their job, pod moms, dumpling pleats, what Rockville needs, beargineers, cinema corner, yolked Nat Port, Taika’s sauce, Jodorowsky, Eternals (again), Old Enough, Bernie emergency, if Brandon was a child abductor, girlfriends not listening to this podcast, Duy the golden twink, Doja Cat's type, Janet Jackson, Bernie emergency part 2, & how Duy sucks at recording and planning for the end of the podcast.

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Apr 22, 202201:01:17

EP#17 Bender

WARNING! We bite. Listen & bless ur earlobes with our podcast about the squad’s bender, quantum megaynics, Darwin’s theory for fat hogs, blue people of Kentucky, getting tombstoned, live hard die hard, Weekend at Bernies vs. Shrek, jacking a tail til completion, anime swingers club, Ramadan, Mario Kart, cats, & mice.

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Apr 14, 202201:00:19

EP#16 Pee Nut

We're sponsored lmaoooo listen to us talk about comedy clubs, bad dates, one night stands, banging on a bunk bed, Marilyn Manson, The Grammy’s, Fauci, dead homies, Ian in Philly, raves, board games, what Scott learned with his Ivy League education is that the future is OnlyFans and sex work, movie takes (The Bubble, Everything Everywhere All at Once), Morbius reviews, Scott’s take and Duy’s new take on the Will Smith slap, inappropriate times to bring up movies, & Brandon’s last tweet from 2015.

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Apr 07, 202201:03:01

EP#15 Will Smith

*Our audio bot crashed in the middle of recording so short episode this week 😭*

We found out the REAL REASON why Will Smith slapped Chris Rock. Shirtless Twon replaces Scott, insaneo style, movie reviews, crack climbing craziness, Will Smith on ice, old beef, contagious alopecia, G.I. Jane, stories from Philly and Ireland... Sláinte!

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Mar 30, 202241:58

EP#14.5 Deepthroating Blunts (BONUS PATREON SNEAK PEEK)

Our bonus episode for EP#14 Alt-Right Scooby-Doo but for free!!!

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Mar 30, 202217:38

EP#14 Alt-Right Scooby-Doo

"Form-fitting" content for your earlobes. We chat about our listeners (we love you😘), Mila Kunis, Muslim Joe Biden, Brandon's eyeballs, morning p*rn, jerking it on the clock, fear boners, Demon Slayer, a VS model that's down bad, BBW, furries, dolphin dong, terrible impressions, is Duy's friend Brett a smoker, daylight savings, Duy gets his final stamp, STDs, vasectomies, the British clap, Plan B lines, Home Ec stories, & Ian's game.

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Mar 24, 202201:06:34

EP#13 Alpha(ing) Males

Featuring our resident dr. dumbass Mark! We cover stories about balls, alpha-ing each other, get down mr. president, an awkward breakup in high school, WWIII, guns, Duy's game (in chess and women), educational content, Portland (Maine), water, Kevin Hart, meme impressions, podcast ideas, what Sundays are for, being afraid of seeing ugly people naked, & roasting Brandon.

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Mar 18, 202257:24

EP#12 Shaved Nuts

A surprise guest joins us for our first in-person video pod in Washington D.C.! We cover our growth in Sweden, getting/revoking the pass, Italian Bulgogi, gas prices, Zelenskyy, high school, rule 34, bald people oppression, pizzagate, allegedly mixing substances, pooping in Baltimore, terrible transitions, why we're called "No, That's Gay," soggy biscuit, the backhanded strangler, other podcasts we listen to, our beef with Uncle Roger, and why Korea needs BBLs.

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Mar 14, 202201:00:06

EP#11 GuyPod Touch

6 way with Johnny & returning guest Ian!

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Mar 03, 202201:00:42

EP#10 Dear, Penis

Keepin' it up 😉 10 episodes deep!!!

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Feb 24, 202254:49

EP#9 Skete's Bussy

Kirby mouthful mode the egg roll in Duy's drink

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Feb 16, 202201:02:21

EP#8 BANNED

We pretend to say [BLEEP] for comedic purposes

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Feb 10, 202257:22

EP#7 SPOILER ALERT

Who's mommy?

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Feb 03, 202257:52

EP#6 Fogo de Chão

Endless amounts of big juicy meat.

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Jan 27, 202201:07:36

EP#5 Pushin' P

We push so much P this episode.

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Jan 21, 202259:22

EP#4 Best Pod Yet

No Scott so we got a gay, er I mean gay, ahh no we got a GUY.. guest. The gayest guest. Also Patreon just launched! Support us :) https://www.patreon.com/nothatsgay

Jan 13, 202201:14:09

EP#3 Homicron

Hot wet sheet.

Jan 06, 202259:07

EP#2 Let's Go Brandon

Sheeesh we have a hard cock.

Dec 31, 202101:17:03

EP#1 Brotherly Love

Gang Indian shit. The boys fuck with Vin Diesel.

Dec 31, 202101:01:27