Joey Becker Joke of the Day
By Joey Becker Joke of the Day
If you’ve ever wanted a new joke to use on your friends or family each day, this is for you! Jokes are generally PG - PG13. I keep it clean, but funny.
Joey Becker Joke of the Day Feb 14, 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Apr 09, 201900:10
Why did the belt get arrested?
...because it held up a pair of pants!
Apr 08, 201900:08
What does a farmer use to count the cattle?
Haha this one got me!
Mar 21, 201900:10
Saint Patrick’s Day Joke
Hope everyone had a great Saint Patrick’s Day! I have a short joke for you 😉
Mar 18, 201900:14
Koala Joke of the Day
Why didn’t the Koala get the job?
Mar 18, 201900:10
Why are frogs always so happy?
Joke of the Day 2/26/19
Feb 27, 201900:07
President’s Day Joke of the Day
Happy President’s Day everyone! Joke of the Day is an oldy but a goody.
Feb 18, 201900:08
Joke of the Day 2/13/19
Why did the spiders have such a strong connection?
Feb 14, 201900:11
Joke of the Day 2/12/19
Who styles your hair
Feb 14, 201900:11
The Seafood Diet
I’m going on the seefood diet! Have you heard of it?
Feb 07, 201900:07
It’s colder than....
Joke of the Day 1/31/19
Feb 01, 201900:13
Cold Weather Joke of the Day
What do you call it if your car breaks down when it’s only 8 degrees outside?
Jan 22, 201900:12
What do ghosts and witches drink?
Another Joke of the Day with Mary Ann Settembrino!
Jan 19, 201900:11
What kind of gum do ghosts chew?
I had a fantastic meeting today with Mary Ann Settembrino at Narberth Family Medicine! Mary Ann has become one of my fans of the Joke of the Day so I thought it’d be great for her to be featured!
Jan 18, 201900:13
Running today was ❄️ joke 😉 😉
A little snow joke for ya today.
Jan 16, 201900:09
Snow Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day: What’s the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?
Jan 15, 201900:13
I accidentally handed my fiancé a glue stick instead of her chapstick...
Joke of the Day 12/17/18
Dec 18, 201800:08
All jokes aside.
I have a confession to make...
Dec 14, 201800:07
To the guy who invented zero...
Joke of the Day 12/12/18
Dec 13, 201800:05
Did you know breaking a mirror is 7 years of bad luck?
Joke of the Day 12/5/18
Dec 05, 201800:08
Smoking Bacon Joke of the Day 12/04/18
Read something funny today...smoking kills you, bacon can kill you, but smoking bacon cures it.
Dec 04, 201800:10
Why couldn’t the Leopard play hide and go seek?
Joke of the Day 11/28/18
Nov 29, 201800:07
So what did one ear of corn say to the other?
Joke of the Day: 11/21/18
Nov 21, 201800:09
I saw a moose on the way to work!
Joke of the Day 11/19/18
Nov 20, 201800:10
What did the horse say to the scarecrow?
Joke of the Day: 11/13/18
Nov 14, 201800:08
Did you know the first computer dates back to Adam and Eve?!
Joke of the Day 11/6/18
Nov 07, 201800:09
I was going to tell a political joke but...
Joke of the Day 11/5/18
Nov 06, 201800:07
What do you give a pumpkin that’s trying to quit smoking?
Joke of the Day
Nov 06, 201800:10
What do you get when you run after a car?
Oct 31, 201800:07
What do you get when you get ran over by a car?
Oct 31, 201800:10
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?
Oct 31, 201800:14
What did two baby deer in love say to each other?!
Joke of the Day 10/25/18
Oct 26, 201800:09
Joke of the Day!
Did you hear about the guy trying to sue the airline for losing his luggage?
Oct 25, 201800:10
What do you call a pig that wins the lottery?
In the spirit of the powerball!
Oct 24, 201800:08
What did the guy scarecrow say to the lady scarecrow?
Joke of the Day 10/9/18
Oct 09, 201800:07
How can you tell you’re in a math teachers backyard?
Thanks John Baxter for the Joke of the Day! 10/8/18
Oct 09, 201800:09
Joke of the Day
Star Wars Joke of the Day! What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? 10/7/18
Oct 08, 201800:09
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer
Joke of the Day: What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket? 10/6/18
Oct 07, 201800:15
We met some nuclear engineers tonight.
Joke of the Day: 10/6/18
Oct 06, 201800:09
I was going to tell you a joke about the flu..
Joke of the Day: 10/4/18
Oct 05, 201800:08
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Joke of the Day 10/3/18
Oct 03, 201800:05
How do you fix a broken Jack-o’-lantern?
Joke of the Day 10/2/18
Oct 03, 201800:10
What did the Pumpkin Say on October 1st?
Joke of the Day: 10/01/18
Oct 02, 201800:10
Anyone know what Armageddon means?
9/24/18 Joke of the Day
Sep 25, 201800:10
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Joke of the Day 9/21/18
Sep 22, 201800:08
What did one slice of bread say to the other at the alter?
Joke of the Day 9/20/18
Sep 21, 201800:10
What do you call an owl that knows magic?!
Sep 20, 201800:07
What did one lost hat say to the other?
Sep 20, 201800:07
What does a pirate say when he turns 80?
Joke of the Day 9/15/18
Sep 16, 201800:25
Why was the blond waiting outside the bank in the rain?
Joke of the Day 9/14/18
Sep 15, 201800:11