Jokernauts

One of the people behind the McPlant Burger allegedly bit a man in the nose during a road-rage incident-- that is BEYOND Beef. I knoooow. I know-- but I had to. We had to. Jacie IV and Travanti reminisce over pogs, tomagotchis and the era of W.W.J.D bracelets as well as imagine what Jesus might've done had he owned a What Would Mere Mortals Do Bracelet.

ALSO: Could not even pretend that Lord of the Rings and The Rings of Power were even remotely related-- but we tri-- okay we didn't try very hard but we did discuss. Many more silly things inside of the episode. Enjoy, fam.

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AUDIO DOPE:

"We Live in Brooklyn Baby" by Roy Ayers

"Birthday" by Devon Morrison

Jacie IV and Travanti get their Sherlock and Watson on in this one-- the entire episode is an avalanche. Have fun!

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Jacie IV and Travanti are back with an episode that you do not wanna miss!!! No spoilers in the description-- but Idris Elba getting Falcon-Punched by a Lion may or may not have been explored... enjoy the show.

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Jacie IV and Travanti discuss time-bending, student-loan forgiveness, hare-brained schemes and plots devised by university, voodoo, war-feet, pumice stones, and SO much more-- tap-in and enjoy the stark-raving madness y'all!

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AUDIO DOPE:

"Just in Time" by JID feat. Lil Wayne and Kenny Mason from The Forever Story album

"Escape Plan" by Travis Scott

Jacie IV fell asleep & got washed-out to the deep-blue Pacific in a kayak.

Travanti & Jacie IV question the absence of Aunt Jemima because now that she's gotten wacked, Orville Redenbacher, Jenny-O, & the Pepperidge Farm dude have complete snack soverignty & the Crybaby Kabal is comin' for Uncle Ben next! Watch yourself, Stubbs!

This particular episode could change the world with a solution that you must tune-in to hear in its entirety... because it is so obvious that you would likely ball-tap ya damn self. That being said... TAP IN! So much more discussed in this episode y'all it'll get'cha abs and obliques all the way together.

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AUDIO DOPE:

"Again" by Alice in Chains

"Super Plug" by Benny the Butcher

"Multi-Colored Love" by Sunni Coløn

JACIE IV wonders why Robin Williams only got 20-minutes of Peter Pan power in Hook... that's when Travanti tried to explain the concept of power-ups like Super Mario Star Power because you can't just go through life OP'd the entire time, yo...

We discuss how the Pyramids of Giza could've been the 1st drive-in movie theater on earth, but one of the last places on the earth you'd expect to see a Taco Bell.

The Purpose of Cursive...

The forgetfulness of time...

The Alchemist... Forest Gump through Grown Goggles... The concept of One Piece... and much much MORE-- tap-in!!

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AUDIO DOPE:

"Eulogy" by Joey Bada$$ from the 2000 album

A joke of Travanti's became the lynchpin by which Jacie IV decided to build the sort of case that would make him look like a super-villain... and that ain't even the half. This episode is POSITIVELY MENTAL.

Send any questions, topics, or fun submissions to thejokernauts@gmail.com & we could respond to some of them on the show! Be kewl...

-Jokernauts

AUDIO DOPE:

"Common Sense" by D Smoke & SiR

"Sanctuary" by D Smoke

Jacie IV ends up in his lucid dream's Drunk Box outside of the Sydney Australia Opera House-- because he is so cultured...

Solid Snake Travanti's dreams are probably secret missions far too critical & violent to remember... the war between he and the Unforeseen Invisible Bullshit Force rages on...

Aside from the aforementioned, there are sooooo many more plot-twists in this mind-boggly episode, yo.  Send any fun JOKERNAUTS submissions or inquiries to either our IGs or thejokernauts@gmail.com 

See y'all on the next one. Shits n' Giggles...

AUDIO DOPE:

"California Diamond" by Sunni Coløn

"Supernatural Woman" by Sunni Coløn

JOKERNAUTS BACK! Travanti went to war with Lord Sinus, but he & Jacie IV managed to squeeze another episode in for the people before he flew out where they discuss Hotwheel randoms, Slammers & Pogs, Dot Matrix, The Yellowstone Paradox, & MUCH MORE in this compact but dense piece-- you don't wanna miss it! And, of course, another episode is soon to follow so stay tuned. 

Any fun submissions or questions go to thejokernauts@gmail.com & we might present some of them on the show!

LOVE Y'ALL.

AUDIO DOPE:

"Finally Alone" by Mac DeMarco

"All of Our Yesterdays" by Mac DeMarco

PREVIOUSLY ON... The Jokernauts

Jacie IV gets his hat snatched by a villager while on a moped in Vietnam's Mekong Delta, but you would not believe what happened next!

Travanti got Jury Duty & it felt like a Dukes of Hazard Freeze-Frame. Did the natural-born finesser get himself disqualified or did he have to take the L? One thing is for certain, Contempt of Court was to be avoided at all costs-- it only worked out for Jim Carrey in Liar Liar.

AND MUCH MUCH MORE...

Do yourselves & the world a favor and Stay Gold, y'all, and enjoy the show that we put on. See ya on the next one, listenership.

AUDIO DOPE:

"Stay Gold" by Black Pumas

PREVIOUSLY ON... THE JOKERNAUTS

• The origin of Toy Story's "You've Got a Friend in Me" Randy Newman's E! True Hollywood Story...

• Our dear brother Spencer of WFH IT Services stopped by the studio to wreck shit. Click on the aformentioned WFH IT Services link to consult with him for any of your home or business IT needs. It is full-service & highly regarded.

• Concept Art renderings & re-imaginings of Pokemon that are based on the skeletal forms of existing and/or extinct life-forms...

• Will fuel costs soar beyond Minimum-Wage per Gallon?

• Briefly bonded over Kim Possible, but went to war over Scantily-Clad Mole Rats. Yes, that is the very same sentence, but hey, when your friends are your friends, you can very well become a sacrifice for the greater good of the comedy.

• Didn't mention it on the pod but LeBron James joins Tiger Woods & Michael Jordan on an exclusive list of black athletes that have amassed a net worth of more than a billion dollars in lifetime earnings which include career earnings in sport, endorsements, and other deals. Shoutout to those gentlemen, & thank you for expanding the definition of what is possible through sheer will, focus, proper people pairing, & true grit...

AUDIO DOPE:

"Genesis" by Young Roddy from his new album Never Question God

"Fully Loaded" by Curren$y from Even More Saturday Night Car Tunes

And MUCH MORE! Until next time, y'all! Be great to one another & even better to yourselves. "That is the way..."

JOKERNAUTS back!

Travanti thinks that the UFO sightings could simply be aliens looking for a place to park at what would be a rest-stop on a family space-trip but its too insane on primitive Earth to safely put the ship down...

Jacie IV refuses to bend to the will of the word "Riboflavin" and considers the purchase of his 11th musical instrument... the HARP?!

Don't worry-- it all gets far more random. You can find us at the IG links listed above or via thejokernauts@gmail.com

Enjoy the show, leave a sterling 5-star rating & review (it helps even more people like you find people like us) as you're accustomed to doing & we thank y'all for rockin' with us. We've only just begun, family. Y'all be good.

AUDIO DOPE:

"Dolla Signs" by YG TUT from the upcoming "In My Head" album

"Faded" by (((O))) from (((2)))

WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW!

Some of what Jacie IV & Travanti discussed included, but was not limited to:

• What if the PokeMon GO CEO was responsible for the dumbest among us?
• A mind of the algorithm's design
• Analog People in a Digital Age: Are a lot of issues the result of an inability to deal with a world that evolved far more quickly than humanity did? Did we out-kick the coverage?
• A town that had to quit the moment their clerk decided to quit because apparently Spideman only gave them ONE... 
• GoldenEye 64... because of course we did.

Just to name a few themes... enjoy the show, subscribe, & share the love family. See y'all on the next one.

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AUDIO DOPE:

"Level-Tipping Scales" by Boldy James & The Alchemist from Super Tecmo Bo

"Circumstances" by RANSOM feat. The Game & Nicholas Craven from No Rest for the Wicked

**Welcome to the pilot episode of the Jokernauts-- and a very special thank you to my brother Leo C of Brasil for his incredible artistry & contribution to the show's aesthetic**

Jacie IV & Travanti reach a realization about Squidward Tentacle's mental-state in Bikini Bottom... 

Hope is actual trash, Travanti theorizes. Listen-in because we packed a shit-ton of things into this hour... 

AUDIO DOPE:

Intro to Pod: "Obsession" by Curren$y & The Alchemist

Outro to Pod: "Collect Calls" by Yo Gotti

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