Excelsior
By The Harvard Independent
ExcelsiorJul 29, 2023
Episode 73: Apes Together Strong
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan gets the Simian Flu, Patrick calls for mutiny, and Logan invents an entirely new ranking system. Come hang out as we talk about Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes!
Episode 72: Invincible Season 2 (part two) RULES
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan actually pays attention while watching TV, Ethan grubs the entire episode, and the studio unites over our shared hatred of Amazon's release model. Come hang out as we discuss the back half of Invincible Season 2!
Episode 71: Dune 2 is (probably) Best Picture 2025
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan tries to gaslight the audience, Patrick is the IRL Lisan-al-Gaib, and Logan swings in as Mr. Dune Book Guy. Come hang out as we talk about Dune Part Two!
Episode 70: Madame Web is Worse than Argylle
This Week on Excelsior: Ethan still isn't over The Rise of Skywalker, Jordan renegs on Argylle, and Patrick cooks the Hollywood studio system. Come hang out as we discuss Madame Web!
Episode 69: Argylle is already the worst movie of 2024
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan is immeasurably disappointed, Logan wanted to watch literally any other movie, Patrick has some words for Matthew Vaughn, and the studio is ready to meet the real Agent Argylle. Come hang out as we discuss Argylle!
Episode 68: Percy Jackson is a DISAPPOINTMENT (sometimes)
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan needs to shave, Logan makes good on his new year's resolution, and Patrick just wants good characters again. Come hang out as we discuss Percy Jackson Season 1!
Episode 67: Season 7 of Rick and Morty is the BEST SEASON EVER
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan gets bullied by the two biggest Rick and Morty fans in the universe, Ethan goes wild for Ice-T, and Logan applies so much critical thinking. Come hang out as we discuss Rick and Morty Season 7!
Episode 66: Most Anticipated Projects of 2024
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan accepts he's in a toxic relationship, Ethan trashes Heath Ledger, and Patrick ruins our excitement for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Come hang out as we go over our most anticipated projects of 2024!
Episode 65: 2023 Holiday Special: The Excelsior Awards
This Week on Excelsior: The studio takes a moment to reflect on all the amazing (and not so amazing) pieces of content that released in 2023, Patrick and Logan ROB Jordan and Ethan of their happiness, and the President of the Indy walks away with ZERO (0) wins. Happy New Year, and we can't wait for a wonderful 2024 filled with Excelsior goodness
Episode 64: Zack Snyder should probably just stop making movies
This Week on Excelsior: Patrick's entire opinion is based on "vibes," Jordan has the movie taste of a nine-year-old, and Logan takes some sick notes. Come hang out as we discuss Zack Snyder's Rebel Moon!
Episode 63: Is Invincible is the best show of all time??
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan does not have a very good time, Patrick drops some knowledge, Ethan is blinded by love, and Logan apparently makes Hunger Games fanfic. Come hang out as we discuss Invincible Season 2 Part 1, and the Hunger Games: Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, published by the Harvard Independent!
Episode 62: Loki (amazing) and The Marvels (not amazing)
This Week on Excelsior: Happy Thanksgiving! Jordan doesn't say "buh bye" for the first time ever, Patrick actually got to meet Iman Vellani and we're all jealous, and the studio is excited about Marvel for the first time in forever.
Come hang out as we discuss Loki and The Marvels!
Episode 61: The FNAF movie STINKS
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan rails against the corporate overlords, Patrick easily has the best Halloween costume in the studio, and Logan refuses to get his own Peacock subscription. Come hang out as we discuss the Five Nights at Freddy's movie, published by The Harvard Independent!
Episode 60: Our FAVORITE Dystopian Projects
This Week on Excelsior: Jordan forgets half of the Hunger Games, Ethan pushes for even simpler characters, and Patrick realizes that the Dystopian genre sucks. Come hang out as we share our favorite dystopian projects, just in time for The Harvard Independent's Dystopian-themed issue!
Episode 59: The Creator: A Box Office DISASTER
Episode 58: Rotten Tomatoes is LYING to you
This Week on Excelsior: Patrick COOKS, Ethan forgets his favorite show ever, and Logan makes his grand return. Come hang out as we talk about the recent Rotten Tomatoes scandal, and go through our most anticipated projects for the rest of this year!
Episode 57: Batman F*cking Sucks
This Week on Excelsior: The podcast gets heated with some spicy hot takes, Ethan has the Spider-Man trilogy at #1, and Patrick just absolutely hates on Batman. Also, Logan. Come hang out as we share some of our most insane calls!
Episode 56: The END of the MCU, DCU, and Hollywood
This Week on Excelsior: The studio joins the picket line, Jordan records from inside a warzone, and Ethan makes it through an entire episode without any bad takes. Come hang out as we discuss the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike and the death of the MCU and DCU!
Episode 55: Barbenheimer
This Week on Excelsior: The studio gets hip with the times, Patrick and Ethan deliver some Oscar-worthy performances, and Jordan really needs to get organized. Come hang out as we talk about Barbie and Oppenheimer!
Episode 54: Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning
This Week on Excelsior: The whole studio is disappointed, Lucas adds a few more points to the incoherency list, and Patrick is unappreciated in his time. Come hang out as we discuss Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning!
Episode 53: Ranking Star Wars
This Week on Excelsior: The studio gets more heated than it's ever been. Alexei gets flamed by his dad, Patrick watches his Star Wars ranking crumble, Ethan finally gets to destroy Rise of Skywalker, and Jordan is close to becoming a victim of mutiny. Come hang out as we battle it out to create the official Excelsior Star Wars tier list