Sunday Takeout

our volumes are in synch! we're back ! jul's being haunted, li's being scammed! also, was deborah messing robbed??

this week it's jul's turn to sound like she's underwater. come swimming with us as we dive into mowing lawns, seeing your hook up on hinge, and what the f*ck a sneaky link is

this week our local lesbian gives tips to men on how to make a girl have an orgasm. we talk about demi lovato being triggered, chet hanks being canceled, prince phil's funeral, and jul getting ghosted by a serial killer!

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hi buds. we're back for a short episode. lisa ruined her audio so pls enjoy listening to her in what sounds like underwater for 10 mins. love ya

li is back and better than ever. this sunday dinner the duo answers a listeners question about her judgemental parents, li has a ghost in her house, and jul gets one step closer to solving her fathers disappearance! 

this week lisa isn't with us so jul brings on her nashville bff Grace. we're talkin' about getting ghosted, exes breaking into our homes, projectile vomiting, and deep dark depressing thoughts. luv ya xoxoxo

this week li takes a political stance, jul talks about going on a date, li tries to talk about conspiracy theories but jul quickly steers her back into talkin about the JERSEY SHORE!! thats right, listen along and let us know if u agree that the jersey shore is an entirely different universe. Li 2024 

it's not sunday takeout, it's monday lunch. this episode has many technical difficulties therefore were deeming it cursed. tune in for inside scoop about jul's dating life since ur all nosey. also, is li a bridezilla? yes.

hiya how r ya. jul's single, lisa's canceled, and people out there are makin meatball lasagna. thanks for tuning in to our light hearted episode. love ya xoxoxo

another sunday dinner together. this week we're keeping it light by talking about murders, cults, web sleuths, old men dating teenagers and a new conspiracy: is jul's dad really alive? 

whats up whats up whats up. this week we're callin everyone out because we're sick and tired of women hating women because men hurt them.  plus, are burpees considered BDSM?

helllooooo. we're talkin tom brady, being cursed for eternity, shitty customers and adam sandler once again. love  u! 

welcome to season 2 noodle headz. we took a hiatus to gather our barrings but we're back and worse than ever! this week we're covering armie hammer's scandal, jul trying to get better at being alone & lisa's shower hair collection. happy to be back & we love ya.

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whats up noodles! YES  WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT: an A+ celeb's love of aqua life, social distancing,  your ex's bad habits, and getting saved by a family on the side of the road. thanks for sticking out these last few weeks with us, happy holidayzzz, we love ya xoxo 

hiiiii u guyz. we missed ya! this week we're deep diving into the Peanut's characters, the truth about King Tut, and what to do if your husband and all of his friends pee in the hot tub while you're in it. We cancel someone else (hint: he's buying shoes on Christmas Eve. BONUS- jul is adopting a teenager :) love ya xo

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jul is laying it all out on the line this week for what might be our funniest episode to date.

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reporting at you from jul's couch. this just in: your kid sucks, your husband sucks, Donald Trump sucks. flag us, we don't care!!! bang your pots and pans from the rooftop because this week we're roasting a man who threw himself off of the stairs for attention. love ya xoxo god bless NYC

this week is a doozy so buckle up. jul experiences a home invasion on air and li insists on talking about ghost ex boyfriends. we read the yelp reviews from one angry Tennessee woman and give advice on what to do if you and your live in s/o has the runs at the same time. 

stop smearing your bodily functions on the wall & call your mother

this week were sippin on aperol spritz and talking about conspiracy theories, serial killers, and our cousins from the bronx! the shame spiral continues.

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we're back. jul is chain smoking, lisa saw a weener , & Adam Sandler is releasing a new movie, we missed ya!!

this week we're back to talking bullshit and focus on UNPOPULAR OPINIONS. jul might have been 4 glasses of wine deep but that didn't stop her from talking about who Peter cottontail really is. li gives her opinion to a woman who asks what to do about her husband confessing that he has feelings for a coworker. no one gets canceled. you are all safe for now.

ever been kidnapped by an uber driver? stuck in an elevator with Bella Thorne? also have u seen the new girls hair? same.   this week we cancel Hugh Jackman 

whats upppp! this weeks episode summarized : jul gets a couch, li doesn't believe people can't swim, dolphins get canceled. 

this week we're talking about the tanner's & the ridiculousness of Full House. after we spend an hour talking about Candace Camerons meal plan we go off the rails and answer an annoying father's absurd concern about his teenage daughters private life. 

we're on week 10 of the podcast but week 19384283 of julies depression. join us as we continue to unpack shit and talk about drugs, dating apps, and possibly the worst game night in history!

heeeeeey happy Sunday from jules empty apartment. lets open some discount whiskey and shoot the shit about what celebs we're related to. BONUS: we cancel someone!! 

This weeks episode is an hour of Jul & Li venting about their weeks. Crack open a 40 oz & get real New Jersey with us as they ramble on about working in customer service, crazy people and Jul's pet peeves. Plus Lisa gets raw with the audience and opens up about her traumatic and inspiring story about a racoon. 

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In the very first episode of SUNDAY TAKEOUT li & jul talk about their distaste for old men on Facebook, Li's flat earth theories, and family secrets being exposed in the Upper East Side. Honestly, they talk about everything but none of it has any value. Thanks for listening to us scream over each other. We luv ya.

little snippet of whats to come