Just Two Friends
By J2F
Just Two FriendsMay 06, 2020
EP 9 - It's Just a Flu, Brah (Part 1)
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we finally stop living under a rock and make our glorious return... during a worldwide pandemic! We discuss the C-word, how the various races are handling the crisis, where da stimulus checks at, why presidential elections suck, the joys of working from home, going back to therapy, and choosy beggars. (We apologize for the potato quality in this two-parter, it was a bit spur of the moment!)
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexent
EP 8 - The Lost Episode
(Originally recorded on Feb 23, 2019) On this never published episode of Just Two Friends, we try to enjoy Anthem but EA just won't let us, why we're tired of live service games and subscriptions, Apex Legends vs Titanfall, gaming sabbaticals, incels, Reggie passes away... into retirement, and the YouTube Adpocalypse 2.0.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 7 - Fake It Till You Make It
On this episode of Just Two Friends, actor Jussie Smollett teaches us how to lose all your gay friends in a flash, why owning guns is still scawy, R. Kelly is out of the closet and into the jail cell, everybody wants a happy ending but nobody wants to pay for it, and we reveal the one simple trick to cure your depression (doctors hate us!).
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 6 - Can You Ever Forgive Me?
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we discuss when it's okay to kill your best friend, the problem with Valentine's Day, awkward moments of silence, saluting flags, and getting sued.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 5 - Poor People Problems
On this episode of Just Two Friends, video chats are a funny thing, (Name Redacted), free trials gone wrong, and the woes of being poor in America.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 4 - Old Flames, New Moons
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we discuss weird fetishes, new beginnings, lost thumbdrives, MAGA tweens, and how salty we are that we never became pro-gamers.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 3 - Popcorn And Politics
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we forgive racist weathermen, debate the great wall of Mexico, and ponder if the government shutdown will ever end.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 2 - Early New Years Grind
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we go over our resolutions for 2019, love bots for women, and Russian spies.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento
EP 1 - Merry Jesus Day!
On this episode of Just Two Friends, we talk about the spirit AND War on Christmas, why male bathrooms can't have nice things, and our memories of the cesspool that is California.
Intro Song: We Are One by Vexento