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Comedians Jessica Jean Jardine and Marcy Jarreau are obsessed with America’s real first family and spend each week trying to keep up with them, meticulously sifting through the headlines and gossip. They discuss the breakups, the makeup lines, Twitter wars, Dash stores, and recap the latest episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" — as well as the never-ending spin-offs. Buckle up!
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Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S1E2
Marcy and Jess are back with another vintage recap from Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami, where Khloe inexplicably takes out a giant vile of coke at her radio job and Kourtney finds herself interested in a beautiful woman she meets in art class. Meanwhile, in the week’s news, we’ve got Kylie’s lavish Turks & Caicos trip with her squad to celebrate KylieSkin, Kendall getting slut-shamed by her ex’s sister, a deep dive on the Kim rib-removal rumor, and Wendy Williams announcing her new friendship with the KarJenners. Let’s go!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:11:08
July 18, 2019
Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami | S1E1
After the season finale of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess are digging in to the simply divine season of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami! The single sisters are prepping for the opening of their second DASH store in Magic City and Khloe’s debut as a radio host with Kim flying in for the occasion. Meanwhile, we cover the week’s headlines, including a rumor Kim had ribs removed for her Met Gala dress, a suggestion of ongoing flirtation between Tristan and Jordyn from Larsa, and Kris working hard to lock in mega contracts for all her daughters for KUWTK. Let’s dive in! Listener Offer – Call to Action Right now, Kino Skincare is offering listeners of Kar Dishin’ It 20% off their order. Just go to ShopKino.com and use promo code DASH at checkout. That's SHOP KINO, spelled K-I-N-O, dot com -- and use promo code DASH at checkout. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:01:43
July 10, 2019
KUWTK S16E12 | Aftershock
Wow, what a season finale! Jess is living it up in Greece but we have a super special guest -- Trish is back -- with us to devour Part 2 of Season 16’s epic finale.  We get the Palm Springs girls trip that gets pretty heated with some added tequila.  And then back in LA we have Kylie stuck in the middle trying to keep the family on the high road.  But Khloé doesn’t leave her anger in the desert, it reaches a boiling point when Jordyn does an interview on Red Table Talk without apologizing to Koko first. AND THAT’S HOW A DAMN FINALE IS DONE!  In other news: Kim renames her shapewear line after a huge backlash, the world wonders if Kylie let her second pregnancy slip, and Khloé is dragged for fat-shaming.  If you want to keep up with us we’ll be recapping Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami (Season One) starting next week. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:07:37
July 3, 2019
KUWTK S16E11 | Treachery
Folks, it is here. The Tristan/Jordyn scandal has arrived in this week’s KUWTK episode — the first of a two part series finale — and it’s full of all kinds of fly-on-the-wall, real-time moments. We’ve got Kim manning the phones trying to get the deets with nearly every KarJenner sister on the line, Khloe looking despondent and in full shock, and more questions than answers by the episode’s end. Don’t worry though, we’ve got the week’s headlines, including Kim’s new shapewear line, Kylie talking about all her money to J. Lo at the Met Ball, and a conspiracy theory involving Kendall and a can of coke!    We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:14:43
June 26, 2019
KUWTK S16E10 | Heavy Meddle
This week’s ep of KUWTK leans pretty wildly into eye-rolling hijinx, what with a faux fight between Kylie and Kris over shared office space and Kendall and Kourt bickering over potatoes. Meanwhile, Kim’s psoriasis journey continues and times awfully well with the release of her new KKW Beauty body makeup line. Hmm! We also dig into some news, including OJ Simpson finally acknowledging the rumors about him and Kris and the question of Khloe’s paternity, Rob continuing to flirt on Twitter with a pop star and Blac Chyna’s new reality show. We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
59:20
June 19, 2019
KUWTK S16E9 | Christmas Chaos
It’s time for a Kardashian Kristmas episode on this week’s KUWTK! Kim and Kanye take over Kris’s annual holiday bash for the first time while Kourt heads to Mexico with Scott (and Sofia!) and a hamster debacle continues. Meanwhile, we dig into Kylie’s controversial Handmaids Tale-themed party, Rob’s dismal new clothing line, Kim becoming vegan and a club run-in where Jordyn, Kylie, Kendall AND Tristan were all present?!? We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:04:45
June 12, 2019
KUWTK S16E8 | Unhappy Camper
The Tristan/Khloe storyline reappears in this week’s ep of KUWTK as Malika joins her BFF in Cleveland for a wintry visit with True, along with Kim spearheading a fairly silly camping to-do and Scott pretending to bashfully unveil his new, Yeezy-esque clothing line. Meanwhile, we go through some fun news, including Khloe attending prom with one of her superfans, Kylie’s Day In A Life, Rob’s big return to social media and more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:00:30
June 6, 2019
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Special Announcement from Marcy about a brief postponement for this week's episode. 
00:41
June 5, 2019
KUWTK S16E7 | Pet Peeve
In this week’s KUWTK, we learn the family has some misgivings about Kris’s beloved Corey, while Kourt overstays her welcome at Kendall’s house and Khloe buys a hamster for grumpy Northie. Meanwhile, we dive into a truly horrifying story about OJ Simpson and Kris from back in the day, more gossip from Lamar’s book tour, Kimye seeing Celine Dion on their anniversary and more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:12:20
May 29, 2019
Kardashian News | Welcome Psalm West
There’s no new episode of KUWTK this week to recap! In the meantime, Marcy and Jess have a ball gabbing about their night out with Trish at Craig’s as well as the week’s Kardashian news. We’ve got the arrival of Psalm West, Jordyn finally moving out of Kylie’s, Kim’s cryptic Jack In The Box tweet, the question of Khloe’s nose job and some lovely listener emails!   We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:01:28
May 22, 2019
KUWTK S16E6 | Fire Escape
The terrifying SoCal wildfires from last fall have finally arrived on this week’s KUWTK and it makes for a nervy, tense episode full of drama. Meanwhile, Kim works on becoming a lawyer up in SF with Kanye and Kris relishing being the belle of the ball at the music video shoot for Ariana Grande’s hit song, “Thank U Next.” We also celebrate Kimye’s fourth baby arriving, Kylie Skin’s debut and Caitlyn potentially appearing nude on the cover of Sports Illustrated!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:03:58
May 15, 2019
KUWTK S16E5 | Legally Brunette
Ready for Met Ball Madness?! It’s time to recap all the hits and misses the KarJenners turned out for us at the annual Met Ball, held in NYC this past Monday! There’s a LOTTA look to unpack and Marcy and Jess are just the women for the job. Meanwhile, we discuss whether Khloe was the lone family member not invited, the eye-popping birthday party Kylie “creative directe” for Travis, Kanye texting Kim life affirmations and lots more — including an episode recap about art hijinx, which we hate! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:12:24
May 8, 2019
KUWTK S16E4 | Soul(mate) Searching
It’s Part Two of the Bali trip — a truly fun and funny one for Marcy and Jess to unpack. We’ve got Kim and Khloe failing hilariously at getting spiritual readings, including an insane burp scene for the ages, while Kourt and Scott mull over whether they might actually be soulmates. Meanwhile, the week’s news includes Kim’s CBD-themed baby shower, Blacc Chyna in a Harvard scandal, and an unhappy listener email re: Kim becoming a lawyer.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:00:22
May 1, 2019
KUWTK S16E3 | Eat Pray Fight
Marcy and Jess are back, this time to recap when the KUWTK crew treks all the way around the damn globe to Bali with nearly every dang kid in tow. Now, you might think they settle into paradise but oh no, there’s plenty of catty drama and screaming children to make it more stressful than you’d think. We also recap Kanye’s Coachella appearance and all the week’s news, of course. Give a listen!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
59:58
April 25, 2019
Kardashian News | The Family Business
No new KUWTK episode to recap this week, so Marcy and Jess take their time sifting through the week’s Kardashian headlines, including Baby True’s big first birthday party (including the Tristan/Khloe reunion!), an awkward run-in between Kendall and Jordyn at Coachella, Kourt turning the big 4-0, Kim and Khloe responding to Jameela Jamil’s haterade, and Kim’s big law school announcement! We also spend some time on a listener email re: the future of Kardashian family pursuits in light of some juicy, recent interviews.  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
55:06
April 17, 2019
KUWTK S16E2 | Kourtney’s Choice
The season is off to the races and it’s a meaty episode where Kim and the family fly to New York for Kanye’s controversial SNL appearance. Meanwhile, Kourtney is weighing whether or not to invite Scott on the upcoming family trip to Bali and MJ is battling a mystery illness. We #prayforMJ and also dig through the week’s headlines, too, including Poosh finally debuting and Kylie getting positive feedback for doing Stormi’s hair. Give a listen!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:19:04
April 10, 2019
KUWTK S16E1 | Chicago Loyalty
Ahhhhh!! Baby, we’re back for Season 16 and it’s off to the races right away thanks to the appearance of the one and only Kanye West! That’s right, the other half of Kimye finally joins the show for the new season, including in interviews, and it’s a whole new world as far as we’re concerned. In the season premiere, we watch the world’s most famous couple travel back to Chicago and deal with the fallout from their spat with Kanye’s former friend Rhymefest over Donda’s House. Meanwhile, Kourt gets a wild girls’ weekend in Palm Springs to help her get over her breakup with Younes, and a sweet tea party takes place between Scott and MJ. We’re so happy to have our them back!! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:00:39
April 3, 2019
KUWTK S3E12 | Double Trouble
The week before KUWTK Season 16 premieres, we manage to perfectly close out our vintage recaps of Season Three! And before that, we sift through the week’s news, including Kim’s continued work as a social justice warrior, the family’s Adidas-sponsored Yeezy lemonade stands, Khloe defending Tristan’s parenting, and a rumored rekindling trip for Kylie and Travis. And in the final episode of Season Three, we have some expected and sudden breakups that set us up perfectly for Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:07:17
March 27, 2019
KUWTK S3E11 | What’s Yours Is Mine
Can you believe we’re just two short weeks away from the premiere of Season 16 of KUWTK? We’re so excited but also savoring our final, few vintage recaps! In this one, Kourt and Kim are at each other’s throats over borrowed clothing while young Kylie gets in trouble for wearing makeup just 10 years before become a damn makeup mogul. We also sift through all the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including Khloe’s dumb Insta mantras finally getting her in trouble, Jordyn rising from the ashes of scandal, Kourtney’s truly hilarious photoshop fail, and so much more!  We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
58:20
March 20, 2019
KUWTK S3E10 | Meet The Kardashians
Things may have settled a little over the last few weeks in terms of scandal but, as always, there’s no shortage of juicy headlines to pore over, including whether Kylie and Jordyn had a lunch summit. Plus, Khloe takes her BFFs Malika and Khadijah on a lavish Vegas birthday trip. We also keep on partying through our Season Three recaps with a very telling episode about Caitlyn getting a facelift, and the family goes camping with Adrienne’s ultra-conservative family! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitter and instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:09:41
March 13, 2019
KUWTK S3E9 | Leaving The Nest
The only thing better than diving into another week of Kardashian mania is doing it with an incredible guest alongside us! This week, Marcy and Jess have the truly delightful Nicole Shabtai (American Dad) join in to discuss Jordyn’s headline-grabbing Red Table Talk interview, the latest on Khloe’s response tweetstorm, and Kylie being *officially* named the youngest self-made billionaire. But don’t fret, we still leave time to dig into another vintage episode of KUWTK from Season Three, where Khloe contemplates moving to NYC and Kris attempts to parent a sweet, baby chimp names Suzy! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitterand instagram, and like our facebookpage. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:22:30
March 6, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E8 | Distance Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
The Great Kardashian Scandal of 2019 marches on and we are here with the latest updates and hot, spicy takes. In fact, Marcy and Jess are drinking actual cups of tea this episode, so you know there’s gonna be some juiciness! Then, we hop into another vintage recap of KUWTK where Kim juggles her career and trying to visit Reggie in NOLA while Khloe gets absolutely bowled over a trip to New York that leaves us with a classic To Be Continued…! We release new episodes every Wednesday. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, and please rate and review. If you review us on itunes we’ll read it on air the show. Check out our twitterand instagram, and like our facebook page. Email us corrections, comments, and Kardashian run-ins at kardishinit@gmail.com!
1:01:52
February 27, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E7 | The Two Year itch
Buckle up because we are here to unpack the unfolding Tristan-Jordan insanity for you guys, STAT. Meanwhile, our hot streak with amazing guests continues this week with the truly lovely Jana Schmieding (Woman of Size podcast) who joins in to figure out what’s what with the scandal and talk about the Kardashian approach to beauty and body positivity. Then, we dive into a vintage episode where Khloe goes missing after a toe biopsy and Kourt thinks she caught Scott cheating.
1:14:58
February 20, 2019
Kardashian News | With Yamara Taylor
We take a break from our vintage recaps this week and double-down on Kardashian news with our special guest Yamara Taylor (Black-ish), who dives in on Kim’s most recent cultural appropriation, Stormi’s extravagant first birthday, the $100 million Kimoji lawsuit and plenty more with us. We get into it and it’s a damn delight, just like Yam!
1:13:52
February 13, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E6 | Cinderella Story
Hoo-boy we have a super special episode this week! Tthe one and only Mariah Smith (“Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors”) stops by to chat all things Kardashian and catch up. She joins Marcy and Jess to sift through the week’s headlines, including Kylie’s mansion appearing in Architectural Digest
1:02:51
February 6, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E5 | All For One And One For Kim
Marcy and Jess are close to recovered from that dang super wolf blood moon from last week and are back to headlines and recapping on our fave krazy Kardashians! We dig in on Kim’s visit to the state capitol, Kendall potentially getting in legal trouble for Fyre Fest, Kanye’s new church, and a classic Blac Chyna dust up in Hawaii. Meanwhile, our jaunt through Season Three of KUWTK continues with an episode where the sisters nearly come to blows over Kim making her very first perfume.
1:02:56
January 30, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E4 | Pussycat Vision
This super blood wolf moon got us GOOD, ya’ll! Listen to Marcy and Jess recount the ways this eclipse-y week wrecked all kinds of benign havoc on them, and dive into another vintage episode from Season Three. Also, we dig through the week’s news to dissect some nerve-wracking Rob/Blac Chyna headlines, Kim and Kanye money worries and Tristan trying to win back Khlo.
55:52
January 23, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E3 | I’d Rather Go Naked… Or Shopping
Kardashians are kicking of 2019 with some gusto, what with Kim, Khloe and Kourt’s joint appearance on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live. We dive into all the tea the spill with Andy, go through the rest of the week’s headlines and pull apart another Season Three vintage ep. In this one, Kim is confronted by the family about her shopping addiction while Khloe struggles to pose nude for a PETA anti-fur campaign. Give a listen!
52:41
January 16, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S15E16 | Kourt’s First Cover
Happy 2019! Marcy and Jess are refreshed from their holiday break and ready to kick off this brand, new year! They catch up on all the latest Kardashian headlines that have bubbled up — from Kendall’s grotesquely dramatic Proactiv reveal to baby number four for Kimye — and dig back in on another vintage ep recap that has Kourtney shooting her first magazine cover and Rob fighting with Adrienne after moving in together. Let’s do this!
1:08:23
January 9, 2019
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S3E1 | Free Khloé
The regular season of KUWTK may have ended but Marcy and Jess are still at it! In our last episode of 2018 we hop back to our vintage recaps, picking things up at the very start of Season Three! Khloé is in deep trouble for skipping her DUI class to bop around Australia and must serve actual jail time, making for a supremely juicy episode. We even see Kim’s iconic selfie-in-the-car moment en route to jail! It’s a hoot. Give a listen and happy holidays, loves!!
1:05:20
December 19, 2018
KUWTK S15E16 | Break Free
It’s the season finale! Can you even believe? We really can’t! It’s a juicy finale, touching on everything from Kanye’s TMZ meltdown to Kim’s meeting with Trump to the damn Met Ball, and plenty in between! We also dive into a week of headlines, owning up to falling for the Travis Scott fake photo, learning the family Christmas photo is officially dunzo and more. Let’s celebrate the end of this wild season together, babies!
1:09:01
December 12, 2018
KUWTK S15E15 | Stacking The Deck
It may not have been the most riveting episode of KUWTK — what with it centering around a snoozy poker tournament and Kim’s anticlimactic return to Paris — but Marcy and Jess still find plenty to dig in on.  There’s tons of news, including Kris stealing the show in Ariana Grande’s “Thank U Next” vis, Saint and Reign’s joint Tarzan birthday bonanza and a question of why Khloe always has headbands on baby True. Give a listen!
1:08:49
December 5, 2018
KUWTK S15E14 | Vegas, Baby
Full of turkey and refreshed from watching way too much TV over the break, Marcy and Jess are BACK! In this week’s KUWTK episode, we’ve got Kim dragging her reunited crew of high school “besties” to Vegas to see Cher and compliment her outfits, Kourt going to DC to lobby in a crop top, and the pickleball-focused confrontation between Tristan and Kim after Khloe returns from Cleveland with baby True.
1:03:31
November 28, 2018
KUWTK S15E13 | A Baby Story
It’s time to buckle up, babies:  the second half of Khloe’s riveting birth + cheating scandal story is upon us. It’s an intense hour of TV and we get all kinds of access, including the very moment baby True pops into this world, straight into the hands of her future grandmomager, Kris Jenner. We also chat through Azalea Banks spilling some Kanye tea from the back of an Uber, Rob losing his sad sock company, and the cockroach that nearly ruined our sweet Dream’s birthday party!
1:08:02
November 21, 2018
Kardashian News | Calabasas Fires
There’s no new episode of KUWTK but don’t worry, Marcy and Jess are here to give you in-depth and up to the minute reporting on the devastating wildfires that have ravaged the hometown of our dear Kardashians, as well as surrounding areas. If you’re interested in donating to help those affected by the fires, visit http://redcross.org  call 1-800-RED-CROSS or text CAWILDFIRES to 90999 to make $10 donation.
49:34
November 14, 2018
KUWTK S15E12 | The Betrayal
Well dang, this was a good episode! We finally get to see the Tristan cheating scandal unfold on KUWTK, and I guess Kendall and Scott are best friends now and jump out of planes? We also have Kendall and Kris birthdays, a Blexit recap, Ray J drama, and Kylie & Travis bought a mansion. MAZEL! Plus we have a parade of Kardashian/Jenner Halloween costumes. Ya gonna wanna check out this jam packed pod!
1:01:24
November 7, 2018
KUWTK S15E11 | The Lord & His Lady
Marcy and Jess are reunited at long last! Hooray! And there’s a ton to sort through, starting with Kanye’s tweets about Blexit and Caitlyn’s Op-Ed about trans rights. There’s plenty of good, meaty goss too with Kris shading Kim for starting the bike short trend and more. And then a KUWTK episode that runs the gamut, showing Khloe and Scott getting back in the (very bad) podcasting game now that she’s back in Cleveland, and Kim traveling to DC to march for gun control reform.
1:05:53
October 31, 2018
Kardashian News | Jess Holds Down The Fort!
Here’s a fun curveball for ya: Jess hosts the episode solo this week! Can you believe? Though she misses her beloved Marcy dearly, she forges ahead on her own, covering the week’s Kardashian-related headlines and digging into the listener mailbag to read some very delightful emails. It’s a wacky, fun one ya’ll!
1:02:49
October 24, 2018
KUWTK S15E10 | Let’s Play Ball!
Jess is off this week but we have the truly delightful April Mouton filling in for her. We have so much news to cover: Kardashian-Wests in Uganda, Kylie and Travis Scott’s wild blind items, and Kourtney and Scott fussing over children and their children! And then we talk about this boring episode with PART TWO (?!) of Art Vandelay and some actually very nice philanthropy for The Watts Community Center. For every good episode we always get a boring one!
1:02:39
October 17, 2018
KUWTK S15E9 | The Kardashians Take Japan
We’re back with a FULL, meaty episode for ya after last week’s technical glitch! Hooray!!! We sort through all the latest Kanye foibles, including SNL, his subsequent social media blackout and the growing Kim/Kanye divorce rumors. Then it’s time to dig into a sincerely very fun and super watchable episode of KUWTK where Kourt, Kim and Khloe all go to Japan for the latest Yeezy launch! Kim is a monstrous bitch the whole time while, back home, Kris gifts her friend a… facelift!
58:11
October 10, 2018
KUWTK S15E8 | An American Model In Paris
Whoops! Well, we encountered a lil’ technical difficulty and -- eep! -- lost the first half of the episode we recorded for you guys! Sorry! Unfortunately, you’ll miss out on us ranting about Kanye and his insane SNL appearance but, don’t worry, there’ll undoubtedly be more Kanye news to scream about next week! Listen instead as we make our way through this week’s KJ episode, which introduces us to Kendall’s new BFF Jen Atkin and their around the globe adventures.
21:44
October 3, 2018
KUWTK S15E7 | The Perfect Stormi
This week’s episode of KUWTK is a real circle of life! We lose Khloe’s beloved pup Gabbana (oof) in the same hour that Stormi enters the world. Our heads are spinning! Meanwhile, Kourt and Kris are working through some heaviness thanks to the insight provided by therapy but it’s a bumpy road to be sure. And Jess talks about seeing her queen, Beyonce, in concert!!!!!
57:31
September 26, 2018
KUWTK S15E6 | We Love Chicago
The babies are coming!!! First up, we’ve got Chicago making her KUWTK debut on this week’s episode, which times out well with Kanye’s well-documented return to his hometown all over instagram.  The sisters also get in on some flash mobbing while Khloe tries to figure out who should be her baby’s godparent. Meanwhile, we dig into all the week’s headlines, including Kourt’s new, young boy-toy AND we talk about hanging with our beloved TRISH!
1:02:03
September 19, 2018
KUWTK S15E5 | The Family Feud
We finally get to see all the loopy behind the scenes action from when the Kardashians appeared on Family Feud with Kanye’s fam. Meanwhile, Kourt and Scott hit some speed bumps figuring out how to manage their kids meeting their new very young partners. We also dig in on Kanye’s apology tweets to Drake, Jameela Jamil taking aim on the Kardashians and Kim heading back to the White House.
59:57
September 12, 2018
KUWTK S15E4 | The Nightmare Before Christmas
Sister tension keeps bubblin’ and brewin’ in this week’s episode of KUWTK as Kourt threatens to skip Christmas all together and jaunt off with her kids. This doesn’t sit too well with the rest of the gang, naturally, as the Kardashians prize their Christmas traditions above all else. Meanwhile, Kris thinks she might be getting poisoned by somebody while Khloe struggles with her pregnancy body. AND, we hear the latest from Marcy on her roommate saga!
1:00:32
August 29, 2018
KUWTK S15E3 | Drop Dead Gorgeous
Were you waiting with baited breath to hear the latest update on Marcy’s insane story from last week? Well, buckle up — it’s time to hear where things landed. We also dive into the third episode of the season, which follows Kim apparently wanting to be a mortician, Scott getting busted while pretending to have his life together in Miami, and Khloe battling Kris on pregnancy weight. Let’s dive in!
51:06
August 22, 2018
KUWTK S15E2 | The Art of the Prank
How soon is too soon for eye-rolling hijinks? You decide! This season jumps immediately into a wacky prank storyline around fake art but not before we get to see some of the very real-feeling fallout from last week’s blowout fight between the sisters. Things are still icy between the three but, miraculously, therapy becomes a surprising way forward. Meanwhile, we cover all the week’s Kanye headlines — from his Kimmel appearance to saying he wants to smash his sisters-in-law.
56:50
August 15, 2018
KUWTK S15E1 | Photo Shoot Dispute
It’s finally here! Season 15 of KUWTK premiered this weekend and it was full of drama and tears. The ladies are back and in rare form, as Kourtney is tired of being a Kardashian and just wants to go back to the simple life of being a single, independently wealthy, stay-at-Home mother. Ya know, the dream! Plus we have some transphobic rumors from Travis Scott’s album art, he’s a real Kardashian now!
56:12
August 8, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E10 | A New Perspective
AHHH! One week till the premiere of the new season of KUWTK!! Can you believe?! It means we don’t get to finish recapping Season Two but we get pretty darn close, even covering the episode where Kim and the sisters visit New Orleans. Meanwhile, there is news aplenty as Kim screams about how thin she is, Khloe tweets inane bullshit about having a baby girl vs. a baby boy, Kylie makes $1 million per instagram post, and so much more!
1:07:33
August 1, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E9 | Kim’s Calendar For Reggie
Ooo the Kardashian news is coming in hot n’ piping, as usual, with an apology from Khloe about using the “R-word,” Kourt getting some gross shade from her sweetie Younes about her perfect tush, and Kylie stirring up controversy with her GQ cover alongside Travis Scott. We also dig through an insane vintage episode where Kim’s secret, sexy birthday calendar for Reggie gets hijacked by Kris and Caitlin shows the sisters that she’s not a boring public speaker.
54:45
July 25, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E8 | Kardashian Family Vacation
The cliffhanger continues in this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK as we get to see how the family trip to Breckenridge shakes out after Kim and her sisters get in an epic fight over her beloved Bentley. It’s a particularly great one, where Kim throws a Blackberry and eventually rolls her suitcase off into a the snowy night. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jess discuss Cheban’s nightmarish YouTube channel, Kylie’s Forbes cover and the theories around Joyce Bonelli’s quiet split from the family.
59:39
July 18, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E7 | Kardashian Civil War
Guys, it’s a special week. Not only are Marcy and Jess back from a lil’ Fourth of July break, but they get to break down a truly iconic vintage KUWTK episode! Kim attempts to pick up her Bentley and the sisters get in a historic fight, complete with oversized purse swinging and the famous “Don’t be f*cking rude!!” It’s a blast. Meanwhile, we continue to wag our finger at Kim, talk about Kylie’s new old lips, and give some cat updates of our own.
59:22
July 11, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E6 | Learning Self Defense
Rob’s modeling career kicks in this week’s episode, as Kim lures him into the spotlight. Meanwhile, a creep visits Dash and so the sisters seek out self defense classes to ensure their safety. And Jess and Marcy continue to wag their collective finger at Kim for all kinds of bad behavior.
57:15
June 27, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E5 | Khloe’s Blind Dates
Summer vintage recaps are in full swing as we get to the meaty center of Season Two, with an episode focused on Khloe being set up on blind dates by her cackling older sisters. Meanwhile, Kendall pays a neighborhood man to do her chores for her in a very un-2018 storyline that also shows her budding entrepreneurial skills. Marcy shares a wild encounter with the fire department and Jess also keeps things hot bragging about doing hot yoga.
1:00:24
June 20, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E4 | Kris The Cheerleader
Jess and Marcy have so much fun recapping the super special Family Feud episode featuring Kim, Kanye and the Kardashians that finally aired! What a dang treat! We also talk about Jess’s dreamy trip to Santa Fe was, discuss Kylie deleting all her Stormi pics and Khloe taking on her haters. Plus, a recap from Season Two where Kris tries to become a dancer but ends up getting knee surgery instead.
59:01
June 13, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E3 | Khloe Wants To Act
Marcy is back in town after her jaunt to the South and we’ve got so much to get through! She had a thrilling adventure out on the Bayou! Jess eats humble pie for the first time! A box full of Kardashian goodies arrives in the mail! And then there’s the vintage episode recap, which has Caitlyn going shopping for a new look with a stylist that brings TONS to discuss in the rearview and Khloe taking her first acting class.
1:00:29
June 6, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E2 | Rob Gets A Girlfriend
It’s time for another cross-state episode as Marcy calls in from Louisiana to chat through this week’s episode with Jess! Before they keep on moving through Season Two of KUWTK, they try to parse the Kanye-Rhymefest-Kim Twitter drama re: Donda’s House, and give a shared finger wag at the tabloids for calling Khloe “needy.” In the ep, we meet Rob’s first major love, Adrienne, and Kris decides she needs a chicken coop in the background.
57:09
May 30, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S2E1 | Kim Becomes A Diva
Marcy and Jess continue with the vintage episode recaps by kicking off Season Two! We’ve got Kim graduating to a full-on diva, screaming at Kris about everything from her preferred hotel suite to pears being gross. Meanwhile, Kourt discovers some unsettling — and awfully foreshadowing — texts in Scott’s phone that give the sisters an excuse to race off to Cabo.
56:14
May 23, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E8 | The Price of Fame
Season one of our vintage KUWTK recaps comes to end with a perfectly insane season finale that has Kim and the fam seeing the pluses and minuses of their newfound fame. Marcy and Jess dig in on it all, including the famed storyline where Kim is panicked and crying over stolen sex pics of teen Kourt. We’ve also got the week’s headlines, including how the Kardashy women celebrated Mother’s Day and so much more!
1:10:19
May 16, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E7 | Helping Hand
We have another bicoastal episode this week with Jess just blocks away from the Met Gala and Marcy holding it down in LA. We discuss our favorite looks and the disappointments from our girls at this year’s Gala, did Childish Gambino steal the crown from Kanye, and why is KHLOE at Tristan’s game. SMDH. We also recap a highly problematic vintage ep where Khloe helps out a homeless pal and Rob goes on a date with some real foreshadowing!
49:50
May 9, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E6 | You Are So Pregnant
Haha, we thought we had news last week and that was before Kanye’s epic return to the center of the pop culture universe! There’s so, so, so much to unpack, from him posing with the MAGA hat and praising Trump to beefing with John Legend to popping by TMZ to confess to having had liposuction and an opioid addiction. Marcy and Jess power through it all AND STILL get to this week’s vintage recap of KUWTK, where Kourt quickly skips from a pregnancy scare to almost getting hitched in Vegas to Scott.
1:04:30
May 2, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E5 | Remembering Dad
Guys, there’s so much news still swirling in the Kardashian universe: Kanye returning to Twitter in a big way and giving a very bizarre radio interview, Kim turning her iconic bod into a perfume bottle, DASH closing after 12 years (RIP) and A POSSIBLY HUGE KAR DISHIN IT EXCLUSIVE SCOOP re: Tristan and Khloe. You’re gonna HAVE to listen to this one, folks. We promise. And, of course, we dive into another amazing Season One episode.
59:28
April 25, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E4 | Birthday Suit
Wow, what a week since we last met. We give a run down of all the Khloe/Tristan cheating scandal, the birthday of her baby True, and Kylie being mom-shamed at Coachella. Then we have what is maybe the episode that defines the Kardashians, Kim’s Playboy photoshoot! We have Kris selling her children for cash, Caitlyn in Playgirl, and Kim finding her voice. It’s a true classic of an episode!
55:21
April 18, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E3 | Brody In The House
Before we get to our vintage episode recap, we just gotta dive in the insane Tristan/Khloe drama that exploded on Tuesday. Marcy and Jess dig through the rumors and facts, trying to suss out where this wild story is headed and how the hell we got here. Oof. Afterward, they dig into a primo KUWTK Season One ep, where Khloe, Kourt and Kim all fly to creepy Joe Francis’s Puerto Vallarta estate for a Girls Gone Wild bikini photoshoot that goes pretty off the rails.
1:12:05
April 11, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E2 | Managing Mom
Marcy and Jess continue on in their journey through Season One of KUWTK with episode two! It’s a joyful journey through Kris’s early managing days, as she books Kim at a mortifying event known as “Celebrity Catwalk Fashion Show” and accidentally hires a porn star to nanny the girls. There’s also plenty to discuss in the news with Blacc Chyna’s Six Flags meltdown and Stormi’s lavish first Easter celebration, which included a terrifying 10-foot flower Easter bunny. All that and more!
57:03
April 4, 2018
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S1E1 | Back To Where It All Began
Marcy and Jess go back to where it all began: The first episode of KUWTK! We revisit the pilot and hoo-boy is it a damn ball! The unlasered hairlines! The gem-tone, silky dresses! The giant belts! Kris’s tragic haircut! Litte Gabbana!!! We also dive into the week’s news, which includes controvery around KKW’s newest beauty product, Kendall coming out as straight and the proper debut of baby Chicago!!!
1:01:21
March 21, 2018
Kardashian News | The Post-Season Begins
Our first episode after the season finale is a fun and layered one! We talk about some intense and important listener feedback we got on last week’s episode, as well as some WILD updates on Jessica’s insane cat, Puddy. There’s plenty to digest with the family, too, as we sort through Khloe’s Amazon-sponsored baby shower, Shia claiming Kanye took all his clothes, Sofia Richie slowly morphing into Kourt and it’s all capped off by Marcy slipping into her Cajun accent for a moment, too!
56:03
March 14, 2018
KUWTK S14E19 | The Gender Reveal
It’s the season finale! We round it all out by recapping with an exciting guest, Kate Casey from the podcast Reality Life With Kate Casey. We break down a fun one that has Kourt, Kim and Khloe traveling to San Francisco for a sister trip, only to bicker about too much phone time, eat dim sum and wander through a dungeon. Meanwhile, Khloe learns the sex of her baby and we meet Kim’s surrogate. Babies, babies, babies!!
1:26:01
March 7, 2018
KUWTK S14E18 | Trimester Troubles
Marcy’s best friend Rebecca is here!!! We’re so happy to have her guest with us while we talk through a very pregnancy-focused episode of KUWTK. Khloe is stressing on her baby news breaking while Kourt is exploring the idea of freezing her eggs. Meanwhile, Kris slays in a blonde wig and incomprehensibly lures the girls into a bizarre Miranda Priestly bit that makes almost no sense. Meanwhile, they talk about visiting real wolves, getting groped in the club, and plenty more!
1:17:23
February 28, 2018
KUWTK S14E17 | Kris Jenner’s Legacy
As we near the end of this season of KUWTK, Marcy and Jess dig in on an episode that honors the one and only queen... Kris Jenner! Thanks to Scott’s (?) undying curiosity about the woman who created the the most lasting empire of our time, we get educated on all things Kris. Meanwhile, Khloe is once again juggling her friendship with Malika, and Kendall bores us to tears during a soundbath. The gals also touch on the Blacc Chyna video leak, Kourt bragging about her tiny bod, and plenty more!
1:03:55
February 21, 2018
KUWTK S14E16 | A Tangled Web
It’s the first full episode since Kylie unleashed her Stormi on the world so Marcy and Jess get to gab about it together, at long last! Meanwhile, New York Fashion Week arrives and half the clan hits the East Coast to trot around various parties and shows. While there, Kim yells about her hair being real and Kendall somehow wins a lifetime achievement award even though she’s barely been alive. Meanwhile, Jessica’s washing machine overflows and her cat starts peeing everywhere while recording!
1:05:45
February 14, 2018
KUWTK S14 | Mailbag Show
Jess and Marcy continue the KUWTK break (no episode till next week!) with an extra special mailbag episode! It’s a blast reading emails and questions submitted from you! They gab about everything from whether Rob will have a “comeback” to how to deal with haters when they throw shade at our beloved Kardashians, and everything in between!
1:07:25
February 7, 2018
Kardashian News | Kylie Birth Announcement
Emergency Kylie Baby Announcement Statement Kylie gave birth to a baby girl, February 1st at 4:43pm. The baby girl weighs 8lbs and 9oz. Marcy, Jess, and Trish are back but not together for this emergency episode. The ladies share some of their thoughts and congratulations on Kylie’s birth announcement. Congratulations to Kylie and Travis!
13:30
February 6, 2018
Kardashian News | Let Them (Us) Eat Cake
It’s time to fill the void of having no KUWTK episode this week by digging IN on the week’s Kardashian headlines. And there was no shortage, given Kim’s Bo Derek braids controversy, her wild nudes, Kendall being sassy to Scott on instagram and so! Much! More!
50:13
January 31, 2018
KUWTK S14E15 | Diamonds Are Forever
2018 continues to deliver as far as the Kardashian family is concerned, thanks to a meaty episode of KUWTK that delves into some very real Scott & Kourt drama, Kris wanting to quite literally turn herself into a diamond and Kourt trying to uncork her creativity in some far off, wildly implausible way. We also talk about the Calvin Klein quilt-based campaign, Jess’s truly bonkers Angelyne show and an amazing show Marcy was a part of, on top of lots more.
1:16:12
January 24, 2018
KUWTK S14E13 & 14 | Mime Over Matter & Bun in the Oven
Jess got out of her deathbed to cover this week’s double episode, full of baby announcement and arrivals. We talk about some fake news, false sightings, and the internalized misogyny that Khloe just can’t tamp down!
1:29:17
January 18, 2018
KUWTK S14E12 | My Mother’s Keeper
We’re back and like MJ we’re ready to cut up! We have famed Kardashian investigator Mariah Smith (Keeping Up With The Kontinuity Errors) dissecting the first ep of the New Year, #LEGGO!
1:30:16
January 11, 2018
KUWTK S14E11 | A Year Of Dashing
It’s the last KUWTK episode of 2017 and it’s a very candid one as the Kardashian ladies learn how to answer the dicey interview questions they normally stumble in answering during press.
1:21:00
December 20, 2017
KUWTK S14E10 | Screaming Over Salads
It’s time for the sisters to battle over which one Mama Kris loves most in this week’s episode of KUWTK. Marcy and Jess dig in, poking fun at their best acting attempts as things get pretty silly — including eating cake off the floor at one point. We also talk about engagements, dating apps, Jess’s sister in Dubai and when oh WHEN we might ever get these damn pregnancy confirmations!!!
1:02:27
December 13, 2017
KUWTK S14E9 | Dog Swaps and Wig Flops
Marc and Jess recap an episode that tackles the insanely huge issue of gun ownership as well as ... an upbeat dog swap snafu?! It’s a lot! They also recap the week’s Kardashian-related headlines, including a juicy, new turn in the Taylor vs. Kim feud.
1:16:45
December 6, 2017
KUWTK (Holiday Episode) | Why Don’t We Not Talk About Our Vibes
It’s Christmas time in Kardashian manor, a.k.a. Calabasas, and we dig right into an episode filled with all kinds crazy hijinks, including Cheban in TWO prosthetic getups. We also read some truly A+ listener emails and toast to Marcy’s birthday!
1:20:11
November 29, 2017
KUWTK S14E8 | Scribe For The Tribe with April Mouton (Bitch Sesh Podcast)
Our beloved April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) joins us to recap an episode centered on LA’s homeless problem, but with plenty of Kardashian goofs thrown in too. We also try to figure out the root of Steph Shep’s firing and whether Tristan is handling Khloe’s butt well enough!
1:37:20
November 22, 2017
KUWTK S14E7 | Eyes On The Ground
KKW Beauty is open for business, after ten long years in the making! Kim pulls out all the stops for the splashy, flower-filled launch party, Khloe drags us on a pretend house hunt, and Kourt yells at Scott while wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.
1:26:30
November 15, 2017
KUWTK S14E6 | Kim K. & J. Law Forever
It’s time to head back to Cleveland for an episode where Kris and Kourt see Khloe’s life with her main man, Tristan. There’s also a food tour of New York for Kim’s last unhealthy hurrah, Scott being a mopey sad-sack like usual, and plenty more!
1:19:52
November 8, 2017
KUWTK S14E5 | Halloween For Rich People
Kourt and Scott’s drama is officially international as they bring their endless dramz to Cannes and, of course, we’re loving it. We gab about it as well as the Planned Parenthood storyline, all the girls’ halloween costumes and tons more!
1:27:45
November 2, 2017
KUWTK S14E4 | No One’s Taking The T-Bird, Kris
Who doesn’t love a good ol’ sisters getaway on KUWTK?? It’s honestly one of our fave things because we get to see the girls all kinds of loopy and, in this case, many glasses deep into some wine. This week’s Santa Barbara trip is a fun one — let’s hear it for Kendall’s bike spill — and we also break down whether or not Kourt should be using highlighter, how Kim is bitchy when she’s with Cheban, and read a great listener email.
1:14:45
October 25, 2017
KUWTK S14E3 | Younes Ganjaman
For those of you who missed it in “Life Of Kyle,” we get some Met Ball behind the scenes madness with Kim on this week’s episode, along with a sleepover at Aunt Khloe’s, Kourtney having a hot date, and Kris flaking in the fakest way. We also gab about Bethenny Frankel and Cypress Hill as grade A instgram commenters, Marcy being basically a surgeon and Chyna suing the whole damn family! Also, listen for a great Puddy cameo.
1:21:31
October 18, 2017
KUWTK S14E2 | Krazy With A “K”
Oh heck yeah. It’s time we finally get to see some of the MADNESS of Kourtney’s wild 38th birthday party in Mexico in this week’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. It was teased endlessly through a zillion thong-filled pics and snaps and it delivers bigtime. There’s eggplant piñatas, kimoji pool floats, shot glass necklaces and cheeks, cheeks, cheeks!
1:32:51
October 11, 2017
KUWTK S14E1 | Cleveland Good, Caitlyn Bad
We’re so happy to have KUWTK back! Boy, did we need this. The ladies dish on the seemingly endless Rob/Chyna drama with new suits against Chyna from Rob and lil sis Kylie, Kourtney’s boy-toy Younes and his 3 degrees of separation from EVERYONE, and how does one celebrate the anniversary of a robbery?
1:32:14
October 4, 2017
Kardashian News | All The News That’s Fit To Print
Oh lord, there is news to get through, guys!! It was a trying couple of days waiting to discuss the bombshell Kylie pregnancy announcement but, guess what? By waiting, we were able to also tackle KHLOE’S huge pregnancy announcement!!! It’s been a dang rollercoaster ride. We get into all the babies-to-come and manage to also tackle this week’s big 10th Anniversary Reunion episode in all its Seacrestian glory.
1:22:42
September 27, 2017
LOK S1E8 | Part Two of Peru???
Hallelujah we finally reached the finale of Life of Kylie! Jess and Marcy discuss that hot hot new KUWTK promo, Rob & Chyna’s custody settlement, and we really cream our jeans over Kim’s beach body. In the finale of LoK there are baby alpacas, Shamans, and Kris desperately trying to make a cohesive reality tv show for her baby daughter. It’s a struggle for all of us. It’s been a long, strange trip, babies — much like Peru to Houston to LA. Give a listen!
1:11:49
September 20, 2017
LOK S1E7 | Smile, You're on Camera with Joanna Calo (Bojack Horseman)
As we move towards next week’s season finale of “Life of Kylie,” we bring in another insanely fun guest to hold down the fort alongside Jess and Marcy — our bud Joanna Calo (“Bojack Horseman”)! We get into Kim’s risk-taking New York Fashion Week, Marcy getting the VIP treatment at the Las Vegas Magic Mike show, reconnecting with your college roots, and how Kylie relates to cleft palates because she had thin lips once.
1:21:54
September 13, 2017
LOK S1E6 | Thriving In London with April Mouton (Bitch Sesh Podcast)
With Marcy and Tricia gone, Jess brings in the one and only April Mouton (“Bitch Sesh”) to hold down the fort and tear through another episode of “Life of Kylie.” This week, Jordyn and Kylie ride a double-decker bus around Londontown wearings some mediocre wigs, play with butterflies, slowly ride motorcycles, and talk about having “big body pores.” It’s a weirdly fun one and April does not hold back with some fresh insults she comes up with ON THE SPOT. Give a listen!
1:18:52
September 6, 2017
LOK S1E5 | Save Jordyn with Yamara Taylor (Blackish)
We trudge on with another recap of the on-screen melatonin known as “Life of Kylie,” thankfully aided by our truly delightful guest and bud, Yamara Taylor (“Blackish”). She helps us breathe some life into Kylie’s world of wet wigs and titsy Met Ball dresses — ultimately agreeing Jordyn is our new star — while leaving time to talk about Kim’s Interview Magazine photo controversy, the insanity of Hurricane Harvey, and the never-ending cultural appropriation by the Kardashian women.
1:23:15
August 30, 2017
LOK S1E4 | Hashtag Farm-life, Hashtag Television Death
Marcy and Tricia struggle through another ep of Life with Kylie where the world’s richest millennial asks the question, “But what if I lived on a farm tho?” The answer… is even more boring than you thought. We sure do have fun tearing apart the show this week, as well as deep diving on those Hollywood Reporter photos for the article we didn’t read and analyzing some new Bieber lyrics that Marcy thinks have a Dashy connection.
1:05:09
August 23, 2017
LOK S1E3 | Snooze The Boss
The world seems to be on fire lately so we need trivial BS to distract us now more than ever and OOOOooooh baby do we have it this week! We talk super sleuths Kylie and Jordyn busting fake lip kit rings, seeing Kris's tough side, and Kim defending Jeffree Star. Take a vacation from the news and check it out!
51:26
August 16, 2017
LOK S1E1/2 | Sad For Lambo
HOORAY! We’ve got our beloved Tricia back this week and simply could not be happier about it! She weighs in on — you guessed it — the premiere of "Life Of Kylie," which we fully dissect in all its Snapchat-and-wigged-filled glory. We also gab about a recent encounter with a celebrity impersonator, watching buttholes on the BBC, visiting the dermatologist and so much more. Buckle up, we got another season of a show on our hands, folks!
1:03:53
August 9, 2017
Bonus Episode | Where's The Bag, Robert? with Betsy Sodaro (Disjointed)
We continue our summer streak of HOT HOT HOT guests with the one and only Betsy Sodaro (Netflix's "Disjointed," "Another Period," "Animal Practice") who joins us to dissect an odd little documentary known as "Kardashian: The Man Who Saved O.J." It's all especially timely given the fact The Juice — a.k.a. Khloe's supposed dad — was just paroled days ago, to the shock and amazement of pretty much everyone.
1:14:00
August 2, 2017
Vintage Recap - KUWTK S4E1 | Delicious, Delicious, Delicious with Mary Sasson (UCB's Winslow)
Just when we recovered from last week's incredible guest, we've got the truly hilarious Mary Sasson (FullScreen.com, UCB's Winslow, @marysasson) swinging by the studio to talk all things Dashies with us! As requested by our beloved listeners, we time traveled back to 2009 to dig deep into a vintage KUWTK ep and IT. WAS. A. BLAST.
1:26:49
July 19, 2017
Kardashian News | Hop On, Hop Off! with Mark Rennie (Gay of Thrones)
This week, we keep the summer spirit alive with Jess back from Hawaii and special guest Mark Rennie (FunnyOrDie's "Gay of Thrones," The Onion) sitting in! There's SO MUCH MORE Rob and Chyna drama to dissect, even after last week's emergency ep devoted to it all. Also, we speculate about how truly terrible Life Of Kylie is rumored to be and have a blast testing Mark's admittedly spotty knowledge of the sprawling Kardashian clan.
1:14:47
July 12, 2017
Kardashian News | The Rob/Chyna Drama
We bring you an emergency episode in the wake of Rob’s instagram tirade/rant/illegal activity/DUCK? This is a very NSFW episode where we sort through the complicated feelings of today’s meltdown. We’d love to hear your feedback. We’re looking for listener questions, feedback, requests, and any ole thoughts you may have.
42:29
July 6, 2017
Kardashian News | Do I Look Like I'm on Heroin?
Jess and Marcy discuss the week's news, and by news we mean Lamar on Wendy Williams, Kylie and Kendall upsetting everyone AGAIN with their dumb shirts, and is Kris dating David Foster??? We also read some listener mail with some very salacious Kanye rumors! Plus Marcy and Jess have a run-in with a WeHo 7 who is about to be VERY RICH. Classic HOLLYWOOD BABY!
1:14:30
July 5, 2017
Kardashian News | Kim Does Right By Nicole with Nicole Byer (Nailed It!)
In this week’s episode of Kar Dishin’ It Marcy is flying solo with Jess away and Trish on summer hiatus, but she has a very special guest filling in with her. NICOLE BYER from Girl Code, Party Over Here, and Loosely Exactly Nicole fills in for the Young Hot Freaks and it’s a real fun time. Nicole chimes in with her take on the Kim Blackface Scandal, her favorite Kardashian, we hear about her run-in with Dolly Parton. And Nicole’s an overall delight, you’re gonna fall in love with her.
1:01:08
June 28, 2017
Kardashian News | Our Hearts Will Go On
This week we cut loose now that the season of KUWTK is over and dig into everything and anything we wanna gab about. We get into reader emails and messages, including a brave soul who tried CoolSculpting, rate which Kardashian would be the best improviser, bow down to Kim's handling of celebrity pregnancy and try to figure out if J. Lo is ever gonna be happy. We also bid adieu to Tricia for a short respite and do our best to hold back the tears because, well, duh.
1:16:53
June 21, 2017
KUWTK S13E14 | It's The Finale, Let's Go Nuts!
In our last recap of season 13, we hate on our number one villain Jamel — he's taken Kendall's spot —, reflect on everyone's peaks and pits, and how badly we wish we could just hang out getting shit lasered off our bodies. Before that, we dig into the ugly headlines of late re: Khloe and Kylie ripping off young designers and try to unpack the very upsetting Bachelor in Paradise scandal that hit the news this week. It's a wild ride.
1:30:14
June 14, 2017
KUWTK S13E13 | Rob, Stop Trying to F**K Your Sisters!
This week on Kar Dishin’ It we have a special guest, Eugene Cordero, filling in for Jess. We discuss the Nazis behind Kendall’s recent Adidas campaign. Rob getting his period was the least upsetting part of this episode. Kendall is in India for one day and befriends a gay prince who then travels to Calabasas and glamours the entire family. Plus Jay Leno doesn’t want to be there.
1:29:30
June 7, 2017
KUWTK S13E12 | Hide Your Kids, Scott’s On The Rebound!
Apparently Kim’s appearance on ‘Watch What Happens Live!' was the biggest Kardashian news of the week, and we give more scoop on the live taping! On this week’s episode of Kar Dishin' It we discuss a week’s worth of Scott’s revenge affairs, Kourtney’s thin but overly stretched storyline, and the real saga … Rob and Chyna. Plus you know we gotta celebrate Kimye's anniversary!!!
1:23:39
May 31, 2017
KUWTK S13E11 | Watch What Happens... SURPRISE!
Hoo-boy! Are you ready for this?!? Because we've got the sizzling hot scoop on everything that went down at this week's LA taping of "Watch What Happens Live"... with featured guest KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, your Kar Dishin' It gals where front and center at the event, and maybe even interacted with our beloved Queen. We also recap a fun KUWTK episode full of sisterly bonding, talk about a scary string of Kardashian-related robberies and read a listener email who calls us out in an all-too-fair way!
1:25:44
May 24, 2017
KUWTK S13E10 | Okurrr-sta Rica
We're back for part two of the family trip to Costa Rica but unlike Scott and Kourtney's relationship, this ep really fizzled out fast. We still have PLENTY to talk about, including Steph Shep's killer interview, a Joe Biden family sex scandal, and realizing Kylie might actually just still be a kid. Also, this week we get to some fun listener emails, including learning the correct way to pronounce the last name of a major KUWTK player who Jess is particularly obsessed with right now.
1:19:01
May 17, 2017
KUWTK S13E9 | Scott... DiSUCK
This was maybe our FAVORITE episode to recap this season. We’re in the desert of Dubai, we’re at a Costa Rican Dinosaur Park, we’re on the back porch at Hugo’s, and Scott might have had a new in lady in each of those locations. Kardashian family vacations are always a favorite and this one is filled with sex, lies, and Steph Shep on the phone with security again.
1:17:56
May 10, 2017
KUWTK S13E8 | Slut Shame Hall of Fame
It's another jam-packed Kar Dishin It as we tackle everything from the Met Ball to the Frye Festival disaster to getting champagne drunk on a boat. And that's before we even dig into this wild cliffhanger of an episode, where Kim channels her innermost bitch... and we love it.
1:39:23
May 3, 2017
KUWTK S13E7 | Bootyfest 2017
While this was a juicy episode filled with all kinds of drama between Rob and Chyna, we had ourselves a ball talking about Kourtney’s 38th birthday fest in Mexico, a.k.a. The Butt Party Heard Round The World. We slip into our black thongs and break down Caitlin and Kris’s gold facials, ex-boxes being a hilarious Kim joke, and… trying to figure out the Armenian genocide.
1:21:40
April 26, 2017
KUWTK S13E6 | The Return of Ronnie
Although some people might have been hoping for an episode focused on Kanye’s mental breakdown, we got what we really wanted, an episode centered around Ronnie from the Jersey Shore...NOT! We got three commercials pretending to be storylines, two henleys, and the return of Kendall’s shitty posture.
1:16:19
April 19, 2017
KUWTK S13E5 | When it Reigns It Side-braids
Finally we have funny Khloe back with us, we missed her and her one-liners. We’re discussing too many Kylie issues: her show, her prom, her maybe staged breakup. We’re exhausted with her already. In this week’s KUWTK recap we cover Kim hating people filming her while she’s being filmed, tense Caitlyn/Khloe relations, and Scott trying to win Kourtney back while Khloe sits nearby in sexy bathing suit.
1:18:58
April 12, 2017
KUWTK S13E4 | Kendall and Katheter
For a week with such a thin KUWTK episode, there was so much bullshit in the news -- Thank god! We go in deep on Kendall’s abysmal Pepsi ad, rail hard on French Montana, and also learn that Melanie Griffith and Kris are BFFs. Kendall is not the only tone-deaf sister this week as we learn when Khloe tells us she’s a “trailblazer” for the plus size movement. Plus, we talk about Kim being a hero and giving that catheter GOLD. We’ll carry her bag of pee any day.
1:26:55
April 7, 2017
KUWTK S13E3 | The Shadow of Robert Kardishian
We have Tricia back with us and there’s so much katching up to do! We’re talking Lamar’s US Weekly interview, Blac Chyna being a pawn for Tokyo Toni, and how attracted to Corey Marcy finds herself. We dive into Kourtney being monotone for Jesus, wonder if Rob's finally happy, and hate on Kendall’s terrible posture. Plus Kylie keeps getting it wrong. But truly much much more, it’s a jam packed episode.
1:20:39
March 31, 2017
KUWTK S13E2 | The Episode Where We Cry
Jess and Marcy are riding tandem for this emotional episode, so grab the tissues. We finally get to discuss Kim's Paris robbery and hoo-buddy we really go there. Plus, we talk sex toys and angels in this VERY SPECIAL episode of Kar Dishin' It!
1:14:20
March 24, 2017
KUWTK S13E1 | The Elephant in the Room
We're finally in recap heaven this week after the long-awaited KUWTK Season 13 premiere! But, boy oh boy, did they really bury the lede. We're also discussing planes you can’t pee on, what the hell is really going on at DASH, and what Kourtney isn'tsaying about Scott. Plus, we try out a Kardashian-endorsed product and, let's just say, WOW.
1:08:59
March 17, 2017
Kardashian News | We Will NOT Apologize
This is a humiliating episode. KUWTK did not premiere last week. It actually premieres *this* Sunday. This is our Chris Humphries and, like that marriage, this is Kris’s fault! This week we have some happy reports about Rob, we discuss the VERY DRAMATIC new trailer for season 13, and Marcy really messed up last week's corrections so she has to eat sh*t this week.
59:24
March 10, 2017
Kardashian News | The Premiere is Niere
This week on Kar Dishin' It the ladies discuss Kourtney going to church with Justin Bieber, the rumor that Blac Chyna is stealing Kanye away from Kim and Rob's okra diabetes cure.
1:15:39
March 3, 2017
The Inaugural Episode | Young Hot Freaks
On the inaugural episode of Kar Dishin' It, Tricia McAlpin, Jessica Jean Jardine, and Marcy Jarreau untangle the wildly complicated Kardashian family tree. They also discuss the realness of baby acne, the perfect love of Kimye, whether Blac Chyna danced at a strip club in Orlando or Miami, and OMG did they forget about Rob?!?! Spoiler, they didn't. Plus, they'll discuss what to expect from the upcoming Season 13 of "KUWTK" and Trish will share a juicy inside scoop of what's to come!
1:12:30
February 24, 2017
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