Kids vs. Cats
By Dave and Joe
Adulting with friends, family and society can be tough in its simplicity. Joe and Dave chat through marriage, mayhem and mastication, finding balance in the culture and chaos viewed through the lens of life with kids and cats.
Kids vs. CatsDec 04, 2021
Kids vs. Cats - Whose Team
Kids vs. Cats - Weed the People
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Kids vs. Cats - Carbon Capitalized
Kids vs. Cats - Contractual Constrictions
Kids vs. Cats - Forty Niners
Kids vs. Cats - College Rocks
Joe takes us on a guided tour of Ithaca College and Cornell, leaving out all the juicy bits of his time spent there as a young man, because he was with his kids. Dave dives into his weekend exploits in Detroit taking in the Chris Rock concert, as well as showing us a window into proper inspection and how to appropriately watch a live event.
Kids vs. Cats - The Grind
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Kids vs. Cats - Call Mom
Kids vs. Cats - Parking Violations
Dave parks cars at the ESPYs, runs into a former model on Hollywood Blvd. who thought Joe was her daddy. The duo discuss family vacations, why all sports needs a new audio/video perspective pioneered by the PLL and Joe goes in circles on a rented jet ski. Where does the microphone go...oh if only we were both in the know. SUBSCRIBE!
Kids vs. Cats - Bocce'd Up
Kids vs. Cats - Stop The Noise
Kids vs. Cats - Hamiltonian Stand-Ins
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Kids vs. Cats - Gullible Travels
Kids vs. Cats - Sith Slapped
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Kids vs. Cats - Baseball Birthdays
Kids vs. Cats - Aggressively Innocent
Kids vs. Cats - Shoes Off
Kids vs. Cats - Likewe'll Nyquil
Kids vs. Cats - ForTwo iTous
Put your earbuds in and listen to Joe and Dave shovel two two twenty two worth of it at ya! Be blessed y'all!
Kids vs. Cats - Eyebrow Guillotine
Kids vs. Cats - Problems. Period.
Kids vs. Cats - Judge Mouth
Kids vs. Cats - No Big, Go Home
Kids vs. Cats - Password Projectile
Kids vs. Cats - Parent Pressure
Kids vs. Cats - Bahama Waves
Kids vs. Cats - Balloon Bashing
Kids vs. Cats - Corporate Ism
Kids vs. Cats - Fun Fishing
Kids vs. Cats - Debunking Uncle-ing
Joe and Dave check in about the new/old side hustles, being awesome uncles, rope course zip-lining, lamborghini driving, signing waivers, the NFL Network and maybe a theoretical postulate about the ethereal essence of corn.
Cats Eye - Bonus!!!
Joe can't bridge the gap to pull off being a cool uncle, but Dave leads him back to awesomeness!
Kids vs. Cats - Parties Over It
Dave and Joe discuss the old school tradition of dropping your kid off at another child's birthday party, placenta prepositions, paying for your previous popularity, and propose a bunch of other random nonsense.
Kids vs. Cats - Ghost Storied
Dave describes the ghostly encounter in Knoxville, TN. Joe gets his one indulgence eaten out from under him. Insulin jars and retired parents round out the episode from the beyond!
Kids vs. Cats - Oh-Limp-Ick Spurts
Joe and Dave talk rings around the absurdity, athleticism and all-around not-made-for-TV sports that have been deemed Olympic worthy, all the while showcasing how uninformed and out of touch they really are. This is a medal-worthy listen if you've got the mettle to listen to us meddle in all glory that is going on in Japan.
Kids vs. Cats - Fireworks
Kids vs. Cats - Leftovers
Kids vs. Cats - Swim Lessons
Kids vs. Cats - Truth Is
Kids vs. Cats - Hell'scape
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Kids vs Cats - Good Juice
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Kids vs. Cats - Right Crossed
Kids vs. Cats - Multiple Factors
We spend time chatting up stuff about parents and wondering if we're too old to have attainable goals and what that even means because we're old enough to have already accomplished those goals if we put forth any effort.
Kids vs. Cats - Bud Boobze
Kids vs. Cats - Nurse Boobs
Kids vs. Cats - Peloton is a cult
Kids vs. Cats - Inspiration Squared
Kids vs. Cats - House Party
Kids vs. Cats - Merry Christmas
Kids vs. Cats - Super Spreader
Kids vs. Cats - Thanks, Give In
If you stay for the ending you may end up be grateful for what Joe views as a dark turn to the holiday. Be blessed everybody!