Kings of Con: The Podcast

We've got identity theft. We've got late Oscar picks. And of course, tasteful nudes.

We got a great one for you: Kripke and Rob's wang, Frank rocks his socks off and a special appearance by Audrey Benedict!

What a show! Rob has a computer breakdown, Rich does his terrifying "cat voice" and an exlusive interview with college bound Steve Speight!

Well this certainly is exciting. We made it FOUR (arbitrary) SEASONS!! We cover it all in this Season 4 Premiere Episode -- Skarsgaards, Nosfaratu the comedy, and Flo from the show Alice.

We are talking about winning a Po'scar? Rich's state of the Union, and apparently, a small chair of Rob's.

Rich has exciting tales from his one stop tour of Virginia with the band, while Rob is lost in his dongles.

Rob and his California Sobriety. Plus Grammy, Saturn Awards AND Super Bowl wrap ups! And once again Rich has fun with a certain planet whose name rhymes with...Uranus.

What's this? TWO podcasts in one week? Do your ears deceive you? Well probably (especially as you age), but ALSO NO! Indeed we're back already. It's the Oscar nominations announcement, the Can You Hear Me Now guy and the state of January 2025.

Look for Uranus on Jan 25! Plus, retelling top 5 karaoke memories, social media blackouts and ruminations on Zuckerberg. It's action packed folks!

Two under-qualified middle aged dudes with an iPhone try to figure out what the hell is happening. Watch us try to interpret this fire in real time. 

Back to the basics -- Rob dodges Rich's rumor mill of lies. And watch the miracle that happens as you start to believe them as truth.

Welcome to the flow. Find a nice place to put out your mat, make sure you have plenty of elbow room. We'll begin with a nice stretch. Say "shrimp" as you exhale.

....merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream!

Sure, we start the show pretty low in spirits but we are soon ROTFL because what else you gonna do!??

Well it's finally here. At least we think it is.

Rich throws down the gauntlet: anyone who comes to The Boys convention in New Jersey on October 26 or 27 and sings the "Ro-bert" song at Rob's Autograph table gets a free signed copy of Rob's solo CD. It's an event for the ages.

We break down the new trend of not knowing Bobby, Rich does a deep dive of Rob's drinking habits in Scotland and a quick better late than never Emmy Recap!

Brainstorming a new Partreon tier, the correct pronunciation of Rahberht, and a recurring song from Rich!

We discuss Rob's popcorn obsession, looking for Jason Manns and Rich has his LIVE from the DNC Report! (except he's not there and it's not live)

Other title options included: Mo to My Curly, Possibly Porky's, Cilantro vs. Parsley, Glownuts and RUTH! 

We've got a pitch for a new show involving Liv Tyler living with Rob's mother Viv. PLUS: Rob's Olympic Report! And Rich goes to a Music Festival in Oregon and Rob's not invited!

Why people love Joseph, Oregon and How Rob is like Spicoli. On this week's episode.

As promised...we're back in action! The summer is half over (or almost over in Rich's glass empty eyes) and we're in full swing. We've got medical system woes, high altitude Dick, and our favorite third party: the Libraritarians.

It's time Mike represents.

Plus: Rich's kids' scam, pilot stories and tales from the Boys...

We've got the Pearl Jam concert review, a breakdown of the demise of Red Lobster -- plus Rich met someone who doesn't know Rob

It's the Jack Daniel's Performing Circus! We've got spinning plates, guns being swallowed, dogs balancing in chairs and more guns! 

These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.

Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "Toothpaste In A Tube". Did we say Lube?

It's a very special episode of the Kings of Con pod. But not without our signature brand of laughs, jingles and of course, Rich's problems navigating technology and Rob's problems navigating life.

It's a tour of the new F.O.H.Q. studios aka Fartunes, South (tm). Plus reading R2 texts and a new jingle for yet another company that won't pay us for writing jingles.

We've got news from our Australia Trip, news on being banned from Fridays and of course, Rob's stupid Oscar Wrap!

It's a very special episode recorded on Leap Day - Feb 29, 2024. We're talking top 5 movies of last year...we're talking coffee makers...we're talking.

Recurring guests of the podcasts, and lifelong friends of Rob, Hank Chilton and Paul Fitzgerald rejoin the fun. It's a Rob roast!

We have our official Grammy report from our very own Rob, we talk Rich's hairline, and give a full rundown of LA's run-off.  That's right, it's RAINSTORM '24.  

It's the first episode of season three! Much like the last two seasons, we stumble our way through, this time bringing you all the Oscar Noms like only two old dudes can. Lots of googling occurred. Plus Rich "neverheardofit" Speight's review of all the nominated films.

Rich gets dirty, Phil Hartman was a genius, Rob is denied Golden Globe talk

It's the Holiday Special Episode which is like every other episode except we talk about the holidays...in addition to widow's peaks, Brian Jones, and our favorite holiday movies.  Join us won't you?

Goodbye that's all we have! That's how we begin. And from there we've got name calling, hurt feelings and a demon named Alan. Just your run of the mill Kings of Con episode.

Go easy on Rob, he's tired. Rich goes in for the full poke salad Bobby. Plus new jingles!

What started as a Monday Morning Mopup for our Patreon listeners turned into a full on show! It's a "Half-A-Podcast" - half the effort, half the comedy - for your midweek journey. And happy halloween!

Rich teaches Rob how to pronounce McConaughey. Plus a strike update and Hank v. Machete!

Here's a new episode for ya.  It's got everything -- comedy, drama AND A NEW JINGLE!!  

Addressing Rich's texting problem. Also: restructuring Fortunes Studios, Government Shutdowns and introducing Pops to Radiohead...

Don't let the early tech problems from Rich fool you...this is in fact a NEW episode! Same old issues. Rob's got a "hard out" which means Rich has a field day with that phrase. And other goodies!

It's a whirlwind episode. Just when you think you've lost them both, you realize yes indeed, you have lost them both.

It's a vegetarian episode, or at the very least pescatarian because Rob has NO BEEF with anyone, but Rich thinks he's being "fishy".  

As promised, we're back for another brand new episode. aliens, nespresso, and yes, whiffleblowers -- we've got em all.

We've got extra time on our hands so that means more new podcasts!  It's like back in the And My Guest Is Richard Speight days...who remembers? Can I get a what what?!

We're talking Apple goggles, Wordle cheating, plus an appearance by The Machete!

We're on a roll! Talking Erewhon Green Juice, Chris Stapleton and Rob's penchant for donating money to the airlines.

We're talking Rob's travels to Europe, we're helping Pop Pop Speight through Zoom training, Plus the truth about Dorf.