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All or Nothing Carolina Panthers Preview + The Lion King NFL Edition
This episode we will break down our preview of the upcoming seasons of all or nothing featuring the Carolina Panthers React to the reactions of all these butt hurt NFL players over their madden ratings Play this team, that movie and decide which teams are Characters in the Lion King (shout out Nala was a babe) And we tell you how you too can grow your own Lambeau field right in your back yard All or Nothing Preview We gotta talk about Cam’s mini bike… what if he fell off that bike and that started the shoulder stuff?  How much does cams barber make? And how disrespected is he over the post game hats? The hourglass is getting real low for even greg… dang that got real (side note greg is tentatively slated to do the fox broadcast during the bye week 7 between cardinals and giants) So Fox has the jump on him next year. But I would love to see more players do this. Also bring back pat mcafee please I want to see Luke kuechly with a beard I like that he can use an xbox controller for tape which really speaks to the league making studying tape more accessible for the players. V millennial ands progressive. I’m just imagining Bill Belichick using a nintendo switch to watch tape before going to bed at night Christian Mccaffery’s old people joke… The sheer amount of catered meat in the room during this is beautiful. Talk about gains and protein. Also pretty sure it was Chipotle Anyways madden is upon us and so is the backlash What teams are the Characters in the Lion King? Simba - Browns Nala - Rams Mufasa - Pats Scar - Raiders Timon - Jags Pumbaa - Colts Zazu - Cowboys Rafiki - Giants Hyenas - Days of Our Steelers Packers 100th Birthday Party Another thing the Packers will do is give away Lambeau Field seed packets which are the same seeds that grow grass at Lambeau Field. The 5,000 fans will receive the seed packets and one in every 50 packets will be autographed  Check back with us next week and we will discuss our reactions to All or Nothing: Carolina Panthers.
July 17, 2019
Super Bowl Prop Bet Extravaganza + The AAF
We dig through some of our favorite Super Bowl prop bets for this Sunday and get prepared for the AAF season with going through the new rules and team names.
February 1, 2019
Tom Brady Isn't Hot
Here's a bonus episodes where we asked our wives to chronicled the top 5 best looking QB's back in 2016. You're welcome.
January 24, 2019
Drew Brees Turns 40 + Super Bowl Kaepernick Halftime
It's almost Super Bowl time so we make our picks, discuss Travis Scott and Galdys Knight and how Common hates the NFL because of Kaepernick. Drew Brees turned 40 and dad danced his way to glory. Rams referee gate might turn into something real on Sunday, Antonio Brown is the NFL's Kevin Durant, Matt Hasselbeck got a QB call and we pick our top Super Bowl halftime acts. Spoilers Chuck Berry is involved.
January 18, 2019
Sign Us To A Record Deal
Some of our chart topping NFL pick hits from the NFL season so far. You can get with our agent Spencer to send in your offers. We play birthday parties and community events.
January 9, 2019
Antonio Brown's Ego, Wildcard Weekend & Hard Knocks 2019
It's wildcard weekend so we set our picks, decide what is going on in Antonio Brown's head / ego, figure out who is up for Hard Knocks 2019, Baker Mayfield's RV is up for sale, the top selling NFL jersey's for 2018, Dick Degroat gives us one last banger for the year, answer listener mail and place coaches for the Browns, Packers, Jets, Broncos, Dolphins, Buccaneers, Bengals and Cardinals.
January 4, 2019
Tom DeLonge + NFL Week 17 Picks
Tom Delonge totally stops by to give his week 17 NFL picks. Shout out to Angels and Airwaves and Blink 182.
December 29, 2018
The Pro Bowl
Why are have the NFL referees been so bad and how do we keep them accountable? NBA Twitter vs NFL twitter it's just not time yet for NBA sorry. We filter through the Pro Bowl snubs and talk about a better option for the game. We grunge jam our NFL Week 16 picks. We talk Super Bowl odds, and Patrick Mahommes loves ketchup and Dick Degroat share his Christmas list for #BillsMafia member of the week.
December 21, 2018
The Miami Miracle, Steelers Suck and Home Alone
This week we get a little country with our NFL week 15 picks, Woodie blasts the Steelers defense, Dibbs hates on sports media in general, We compare the AFC west to character from our favorite Christmas movie Home Alone. We try to decipher who is going to be the coach of the packers, dig into the Oakland Raider lawsuit with the city of Oakland, enjoy a craigslist ad from a Vikings fan, relish in the Miami Miracle, share the cringey commentating moments of the week and of course share our #BillsMafia member of the week.
December 13, 2018
NFL Week 14 Picks with Mr. Metallica
Mr. Metallica stops by with his NFL week 14 predictions...
December 7, 2018
Brett Favre & Cameo + What Christmas Movie Is Your Team and #BillsMafia Member @DickDeGroat
We go through the AFC South and decide what Christmas movies most reflect the Jaguars, Colts, Titans, and Texans. We discuss Brett Favre's cameo debacle and dig a little deeper on our favorite NFL players on the site and how much they cost. Lastly we feature our Bills Mafia member of the week.
December 6, 2018
XFL Cities vs AAF + Kelvin Benjamin and The Falcons Get Blasted
We breakdown the XFL cities that were announced and decide if we will be AAF or XFL guys. Tasty joins to give his thoughts on Kelvin Benjamin getting cut and the Falcons season ticket situation.
December 6, 2018
Kareem Hunt Video & NFL Week 13 Picks
Kareem Hunt video comes out and we want to know how did the NFL not know? We slow jam our NFL week 13 picks.
December 1, 2018
Mark Sanchez or Colin Kaepernick? + NFL Week 12 Picks (Slow Jammed)
This week we blast warm weather teams and question if Danica Patrick's crystals are messing with Aaron Rodgers. We decide which Thanksgiving sides are the packers, bears, lions and vikings. We celebrate our Bills Mafia member of the week Dick Degroat, go over Jason Witten, Joe Buck, Ian Eagle and others cringey commentating, and dive into why Mark Sanchez is back in the league over Colin Kaepernick. And lastly we slow jam our picks for week 12.
November 21, 2018
NFL Week 11 Picks Slow Jammed and Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman
It's week 11 in the NFL so we make our picks with some melody, put the NFL and Azteca field on blast along with Hue Jackson becoming the Dwight Schrute of the NFL. We decipher which teams in the AFC North are which characters from The Office tv show. We find out the Rams can clinch their division this weekend, realize Jalen Ramsey is the new Josh Norman while deciphering his latest tweet, a Jets fan gets a dwi because they suck so bad, Sean Peyton blows up the fire alarm at Paul Brown Stadium, and the Buccaneers kicker woes continue. Last but not least we have our #BillsMafia member of the week.
November 16, 2018
Fortnite + NFL Collab, NFC West Gets Haircuts & we on Le'Veon Bell Watch
We come off the bye week with our BillsMafia member of the week, we put coach Gruden and Le'Veon Bell on blast, we unintelligibly pick week 10's winners, give the NFC West teams haircuts and talk about the new Fortnite NFL skins.
November 8, 2018
Tom Brady Calls Out Bills Mafia Member of the week @novahustle
Tom Brady throwing the shade at the Bills Mafia so we spotlight a new member Cashanova Hustle and ponder how much we could race to have Tom Brady allow a Bills Mafia member to put him through a table.
October 27, 2018
Tony Romo Takes + Cringey Commentating Week 7
Troy Aikman hates podcasts, Booger poops on the field, Chris Spielman likes "this guy" and Tony Romo takes us down concussion memory lane in the weeks Cringey Commentating.
October 26, 2018
Andy Dalton's Eyebrows + Week 8 Uneducated Picks
We make our half informed picks for week and ask the age old question, is it pronounced Bengals or Bingals? Also Dibb's wife doesn't like Andy Dalton's eyebrows.
October 25, 2018
What Halloween Candy is Your Team? : NFC South Edition
We dig through our proverbial plastic pumpkin bucket of treats and decide which halloween candies are the Saints, Panthers, Falcons and Buccaneers. Also do people really like Baby Ruth bars?
October 24, 2018
What High School Stereotype is Your Team? : AFC East Edition
We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school.
October 22, 2018
Laces or Faces NFL Week 6
We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for week 7. Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo. We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn't like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can't figure out Monday Night Football's Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game. We try to classify the Patriots, Jets, Bills and Dolphins into stereotypes of kids you experience in high school.
October 20, 2018
Devon Cajuste, The Anchorage Chargers & Bills Mafia Member of the Week
We pay for a special message from Devon Cajuste, #NotSorry, discuss where the Chargers could end up if their Los Angeles plans fall through, we celebrate another week with @BILLieve88 as our Bills Mafia member of the week, and we put our money where are butts are with our uneducated picks for week 7.
October 19, 2018
Cringey Commentating NFL Week 6
Get your cringe on with Troy Aikman, Dick Stockton, Greg Jennings, Ian Eagle, Jason Witten, Mark Schlereth, and of course the Tony Romo.
October 18, 2018
#BLASTED: Titans, Burfict, MNF Halftime & Mcgregor + Dad Bod Zach
We put the Titans offensive line on blast with Dad Bod Zach, Woodie doesn't like Vontaze Burfict, Dibbs can't figure out Monday Night Football's Halftime Show and we wonder why Jerry Jones invited Conor McGregor to the Dallas Game.
October 18, 2018
We’re Hiring An Intern...
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October 16, 2018
What Band is Your NFL Team? : NFC East Edition
Sometimes it's hard to understand who your favorite NFL team really is so we break it down it terms you may more understand... Bands
October 15, 2018
Cringey Commentating NFL Week 5
Cringey Commentating week 5 featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo.
October 14, 2018
Peyton Manning Goes in On Drew Brees + What's in Antonio Browns Apartment?
We take a look at the uncut version of Peyton Manning's congratulation video to Drew Brees. Aaron Rodgers and Antonio Brown get put on blast, and we play what else is in Antonio Brown's Miami Apartment. We dissect the OBJ vs Eli Manning vs Lil Wayne saga, new ways to make defense matter in the NFL, our twitter feud of the week with Josh Norman and Michael Thomas, Cringey Commentating featuring Charles Davis, Chris Collinsworth, Jason Witten and of course our favorite Tony Romo. Philip Rivers trolls the Raiders defense, Jon Gruden hates traveling, our #BillsMafia member of the week and we are hiring an intern.
October 11, 2018
Earl Thomas Middle Finger Mystery Solved.
We investigate the big mystery of who or whom Earl Thomas directed his middle finger toward as he was being carted off on Sunday. Then we countdown our 3 least favorite mascots in the NFL, recount our #BillsMafia play of the week and the commercial round up from Sunday. We give a couple options for Patrick Mahommes' new nick name, apparently Jerry Jones almost moved to South America, Dez Bryant does his best Terrell Owens on twitter, more announcer fails featuring Jim Nantz, Ian Eagle and Al Michaels. Harry Caray stops by to answer one question about the bears and we celebrate Jeff Fisher's new job.
October 3, 2018
Where is Roger Goodell and is the Fitzmagic Running Out?
We may be seeing signs of Fitzmagic turn to Fitztragic as we watch the Buccaneers, Steelers game live. We encourage fans not to bet this early in the season unless you don't care about money or upsets. The NFL has become soft and poor Clay Matthews can't win with almost 12 roughing the passer calls each week we might just boycott. We find out how many ACL tears have happened so far and we want to know where is Roger Goodell? We find our #BillsMafia fan of the week and try to understand their upset of the Vikings. We dig into if the Cardinals tried to take a page out of the Browns playbook and make a star out of Josh Rosen when it wasn't necessary. Woodie learns how Patrick Mahomes is cheating with his photographic mind and we again nod to how nice of a guy Andrew Luck his with hailmary gate. More announcer oddities, 3 NFL questions with Adam Sandler and of course Jeff Fisher.
September 25, 2018
Ticketmaster Scalper Convention, Maroon 5 & #EmbraceTrolls
Fitzmagic is still kicking but the trademark is now under rookie Minkah Fitzpatrick's entrepreneurial control. Big Ben Roethlisberger shares how to defeat the trolls on the internet. NFL ties are in but we figure out way to end them. We try to figure out the scoop and pull and or burping the quarterback with Clay Matthews. Take a deep dive into Vontae Davis' tweet back log to prove his hypocrisy for quitting. Shout out to Marquette King, Jimmy Graham and NFL fans lighting up twitter threads this week. The return of stuff announcers say featuring Jason Witten, Rich Gannon and Chris Myers. We thank the internet and get on our soapbox about the recent findings with Ticketmaster working with bots and scalpers to sell more tickets in their "verified" resale market place. Also we propose more Atlanta based artists that need to be at the halftime show rather than Maroon 5 and of course we try to track down Jeff Fisher.
September 20, 2018
Aaron Rodgers + Drugs, Fitzmagic & Dez the Twitter Troll
Aaron Rodgers is superhuman and we decide if it's in part the prescription drugs the trainers gave him at halftime. Weather delays take center stage in the NFL on week one. Which fans had the worst weekend, the Bills, Steelers, or the Bears? Fitzmagic took us all by surprise and he doesn't care too much for the memes. The first ejection of the season for the new targeting rule is, of course, a Bengal. We decipher what the new green zone is on NBC Sunday Night Football as well as our thoughts on the new Carrie Underwood NFL theme song. New commentators for the year Bruce Arians, Jason Witten, and Chris Carter left quite an impression. We compare Beth Mowins and Doris Burke, and decide which commercials we will hate by the end of the season. Kirk Cousins application for You Vike That to the patent office. Dez Bryant trolling his way into our hearts and the most popular NFL players on twitter.
September 11, 2018
Hard Knocks, Kaepernick Nike Memes & Cheerleaders
It's finally time for some NFL football so we recap this years season of Hard Knocks, highlighting our heartbreaking cuts of Cajuste, Orchard, Brobie and Nassib. Remembering the legend that is Bob Weily and the interesting dynamic between Hue Jackson, Todd Haley and Gregg Williams. We dive into why some teams don't have cheerleaders (Steelers, Packers, Bears, Giants, Browns, & Bills) The controversy in Kansas City over the new no tailgating after kickoff rule. Jerry Jones shares how much he would pay for another Super Bowl if he could. StubHub stats on the most in-demand games for the 2018 season. Which quarterbacks have made the most money over their career. (Peyton Manning, Eli Manning, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees) Kirk Cousin's calling AAA and signing his 28 million a year contract in his in-law's basement. The new Kaepernick Nike ad meme craze. Big news on color rush and uniform updates for 2018 Lastly our Pro Bowl and Super Bowl picks. Of course Jeff Fisher
September 6, 2018
Cocaine, Injuries and Sexism
Some real ish went down in the NFL this week. We discuss of course the celebrations and plays of the week along with Cam Newton's sexism, Peyton Manning's statue, the crucial catch campaign, Roger Goodell's letter and Jerry Jones' flippy floppy messaging, snorting cocaine in Miami, all the injuries from week 5, OBJ, Donald Penn fighting with a fan, Marshawn Lynch has his own tv show, the Patriots get their own custom plane, and a Cowboys fan sets himself on fire over a bet on Sunday's game with the Packers.
October 11, 2017
The Juice is Loose!
This week we discuss O.J. Simpsons release from prison, Joe Flacco admitting he's not elite...sorta, a football discourse on Marshawn Lynch's hidden but not so secret protest, a chargers stadium aka stub hub update, commentator fails, OBJ updates, the NFL's secret weapons of course Unfootball Jay's picks of the week and much much more.
October 4, 2017
Everybody Wants to Kneel the World
We start this week with a moment of silence for all who had to endure their family's political views this Sunday. Get into the nitty gritty of what the hell happened this past week in the NFL with all the unforeseen upsets. We figured out the loophole behind Tony Romo's psychic-ness and of course dissect Jerry Jones' quest to be seen on camera kneeling with his employees. As well as our usual segments of commentator fails, celebrations of the week, listener mail and UnFootball Jays picks for Week 4.
September 28, 2017
Custom Cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Dancing with Marshawn & Peeing on the Sideline
This week we talk about fantasy playoff sleepers, Marshawn dancing on the sideline, custom cleats with Dad Bod Zach, Derek Carr trolling the Seahawks, taking an in game pee break, unfootball Jay gives us his picks of the week, the bad news bears and much more.
September 21, 2017
Calling Gruden & 6 Dollar Rams Tickets
This week we recount our favorite and soon to be annoying commercials, try to understand Le'veon Bells rap career, and realize we can make more money in the NFL as waterboys.
September 12, 2017
Hot Dog Scandals & NFL Theme Songs
This week we take on the NFL theme songs, who is eating what on the sidelines and Dead Eye Riden teaches us the ins and outs of daily fantasy.
September 6, 2017
Schefter Tweeted Us & Tom Brady Isn't Hot Anymore
This week Adam Schefter tweets us causing our phones to blow up, apparently Tom Brady isn't hot anymore and Fast Bobby stops by to explain MUT and Madden 18
August 30, 2017
All Incarcerated Fantasy & Solar Stuff
Week two gave us the moon crossing over the sun, we pick our all arrested fantasy team and try to figure out the next step in Bruce Arians eyewear collection.
August 23, 2017
OBJ Shorty Shorts & Snoop Dogg
The NFL Pre-Season has begun with a bang Dibbs and Woodie dish on the NFL news from the week including OBJ's short shorts, the refs making salary and the wisdom bestowed upon us by Snoop Dogg.
August 17, 2017
Jay Cold Cuts & Jerry's HOF Nikes
Its the unofficial start to the NFL season with the coveted Hall of Fame Game. Dibbs and Woodie dish on the news from the week including Jay Cutlers move to Miami and looking forward to episode 1 of Hard Knocks.
August 10, 2017
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