Lady Heather
By Heather Suchma
Sharing bits my life so you can escape yours. ps, I will offend.
Lady Heather May 10, 2024
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01:10:00
ROADTRIP RANTS, JUST YOU AND ME
Audio? Questionable. Content? FIRE. ENJOYYYYY
May 10, 202401:10:00
YOU NEED PLASTIC SURGERY - DR SEAN BOUTROS
*PLEASE FORGIVE THE AUDIO QUALITY* You know I’d never make you listen to anyone but me if they were anything less than FASCINATING. In this episode, I got sit down with the world renowned plastic surgeon, Dr Sean Boutros of My Houston Surgeons. His incredible personality and warmth are second only to his impeccable surgical skills and entrepreneurship. We’re all over the map in this episode, per usual but this one’s extra fun. I hope you enjoyyyyy || Dr. Sean Boutros + The All Me Augmentation - www.my houstonsurgeons.com 713-489-5979 || Book recommendations - Outlive, by Peter Attia. Washington: A Life, by Ron Chernow. Brave New World, by Aldois Huxley. Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand
May 08, 202401:40:24
MY NEW ADDERALL LIFEEE
Hullo, please meet the NEW Heather. The REAL Heather. The properly medicated Heather. I AM ON FIREEEE. Think you need a new you, too? Call my psychiatrist, they do virtual appointments. Dr. Whitelock MD & Associates in San Marcos, TX. 512.667.7506 - Lindsay is who did my evaluation. Love you :)
May 06, 202401:02:43
OPENING UP TO YOUR KIDS
This episode is kind of a follow up to the I DON’T BELIEVE IN JESUS episode from 2023. This captures a pivotal moment in my relationship with my daughters around religion and personal beliefs. I’m so thankful I hit record. Enjoy the ride, love youuuuuuu. MY SONG: Human by Levant. PLASTIC SURGEON: Dr. Sean Boutros, Houston.
Feb 17, 202448:18
NEW YEAR SAME BITCH
Welcome baaaaaackkkkkk. Tattoo artist - @el.nawal.tinta_ | Plastic Surgeon Dr. Sean Boutros Houston
Jan 12, 202436:04
THE DRUG OF CODEPENDENCY
This is probability the worst episode I’ve ever recorded but there is some really good meat in the middle. Love you!!!
Nov 17, 202339:27
THEE SNOWY RODEO - MEDIUM, INTUITIVE & TAROT (gosh, and so much more)
This episode is incredibly personal and special to me. @snowyrodeo sits down with me at The Meridian coffee shop in Buda to discuss lucid dreams, connecting with our spiritual guides, meditation for beginners and so much more. I opened up the show with Tori - that part is a hot beautiful mess. Please enjoy and know you have my heart. Be sure to follow @snowyrodeo on IG and send her a little dm to say hi. 🦋
Nov 08, 202301:32:35
CHIN LIPO + EYELID SURGERY STORY TIME
No witty title this week. Here’s the process leading up to the surgery and EVERYTHING that’s happened in my first week and a half of recovery. I love you so fkng much, thank you for letting me share this space with you.
Nov 06, 202349:37
WANNA BE STEVE’S NEXT WIFE? APPLY HERE.
It’s time for more unnecessary plastic surgery!!! I’m SO EXCITED!!! But if I die, you have homework. Love you byeeee (hopefully not forever)
Oct 25, 202357:53
FRENCH KISSING ISN’T FOR MARRIED PEOPLE
I was gonna record a podcast but then I got high OooOOOOOoooOhhh :)
Oct 06, 202301:08:56
PANIC AT THE WINERY
A belated Father’s Day weekend filled with anxiety attacks and marital bliss. Love youuuuuu
Sep 26, 202359:23
CAMEL TOES - LITERAL AND FIGURATIVE
My adventures at a haunted hotel, new tattoos, prison and rich gated neighborhoods being the same and my amazing parenting advice. ENJOY I LOVE YOUUUUU.
Sep 21, 202301:08:07
THE HIGH PRIESTESS CARD
A magical, rainy afternoon MIND OPENING tarot reading with Ren @celestial_curves
Sep 16, 202324:28
PROCESSING IS BULLSHIT
the audio on this is probably horrifying but here ya go - a date afternoon chitty chat with Stevie pie.
Sep 13, 202336:38
SEX SHOTS & SHITTING THE BED
*if you’re related to me, this is your warning - RUN*
Sep 12, 202301:06:37
I THINK I LEFT MY CONSCIOUSNESS IN THE SIXTH DIMENSION
BUT IM HERE RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW, JUST SITTING IN A CLOUD OH WOW. this is a hot mess. please enjoy. I love you so so so much.
Jul 17, 202301:40:20
I DON’T BELIEVE IN JESUS
I know. It’s a bold title to throw at you but I’m letting you in on who I am and how I’ve gotten here. I hope you feel like you know my heart more after this. I love you to the moon. Ps, tattoo artist ig handle @el.nawal.tinta_
Jul 09, 202301:23:09
THC & TINY VOICES
Hey lovers! Here’s a little update on life about 3 weeks post op. It’s a mess. A big fat hot mess. Enjoyyyyyy!!! Be sure you’re following me on IG - @heathersuchma
Jun 27, 202355:54
INDIGO DREAMS RECOVERY
Here’s part two of my mommy makeover chat where I go deeper into the recovery process and the amazing recovery house that cared for me after. Love you to the moon!! ttys ✨
Jun 19, 202301:13:25
IF I DIE BEFORE I WAKE - MOMMI MAKEOVER
Hi my little lover muffins! I’ve missed you!! Here’s the start of my mommy makeover story. It’s real and RAW. So much more to tell you, stay tuned!!! Love you to the moon!
Jun 17, 202301:41:39
THE RABBIT HOLE THAT IS MY MIND
We’re all over the place in this one, y’all. Johnny Depp trial, parenting comparison, swim anxiety and literally everything else. Love you to the moon. ENJOY!
May 19, 202259:49
TO STORY OR NOT TO STORY, THAT IS THE QUESTION
Another late episode but IT’S A HAPPY ONE!!
May 02, 202253:37
EASTER AT THE CLUB
Easter brunch shenanigans and another doctor update. Wanna chat? heathersuchma@yahoo.com
Apr 21, 202232:36
EARLY RETIREMENT & EARLY MENOPAUSE
Let’s catch up on life! Here’s the stuff you need: podcasts - Scam Fluencers, Going West, Sweet Bobby, Twin Flames, Normal Gossip, Fool Me Twice, Lolita, Rabbit Hole, My Year In Mensa || Doctor App: PlushCare Dr. Laci Waner || Sugar Land Dermatoligist: Dr. Ryan Riahi || CBD Gummies: Vena Full Spectrum CBD Bites and Vena Full Spectrum Restful Night CBD Bites * use code JEFF for discount * || Anti inflammatory medication to ask your doctor about: Low Dose Naltrexone. || LOVE YOU!! email me if you wanna chat - heathersuchma@yahoo.com
Apr 13, 202256:48
BREAST IMPLANT ILLNESS? MINI FOLLOW UP.
A quick thought to add to my last episode. Wanna chat? heathersuchma@yahoo.com
Apr 06, 202202:46
MIDLIFE CRISIS & TATTOOS
I’m filling you in on YEARS of my life. Welcome back. Wanna reach me? Email me - heathersuchma@yahoo.com
Apr 05, 202248:14
BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT + MY LATEST OBSESSIONS ON YOUTUBE & TV
I’m a week and a half post surgery and I give you all the juicy deets along with what I’ve been rotting my brain with while my butt heals.
Jan 30, 202156:27
I FEEL PRETTY AND TIGER WOODS
Just a little bonus episode where I talk about normalizing normal bodies and my thoughts on the new Tiger Woods documentary
Jan 30, 202128:22
ANOTHER BOOB JOB?!, BLUE LION FRANCHISING, KETO AGAIN, HEATHER?
The usual heart dump. I talk about my upcoming THIRD breast augmentation, the goals for our business in 2021 and my diet. And much much more that I can’t remember. ENJOY!
Jan 11, 202144:30
CRAZY PILLS, WEIGHT GAIN, NY RESOLUTIONS. BYEEE 2020
New Year, SAME ME. Let’s catch up.
Dec 31, 202042:47
IS IT JOAN CLEAVER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER NAME
A totally impromptu convo about motherhood, saggy boobs and painters tape with my friend, Melanie Kate of @melanie.kate.homes
Jul 09, 202040:30
COUNT DOWN TO TEDI ROSE
A lot of baby talk, but also the usual snark and life updates along with my current obsessions and a surprise pop in from Tori Valentine. You’re welcome. Love you.
Aug 08, 201926:24
EMPATHY VS CONVICTION
A different take on empathy, pregnancy whining, travel, and this week’s obsessions: products, tv show, and favorite new podcast.
Apr 23, 201927:00
SIT AND BE FIT (OR NOT)
I expose my sad state of fitness and we deep dive into the final episode of Seeking Sister Wife.
Apr 10, 201955:20
BACK IS THE NEW BLACK
Updates on life, pregnancy, work, tv...all the good stuff.
Apr 01, 201959:59
DALLAS ROADTRIPPIN
chit chat.
Dec 01, 201838:37
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM - WRAP UP + SO MUCH MORE
I wrap up my week of staying at home while drinking Vanderpump Rosé and coughing. It’s a heart dump that gets deeper as the rosé kicked in. Love love love you.
Nov 19, 201851:25
DIARY OF A NOT-SO SAHM: DAY 1
Our nanny’s on vacation and I’m staying home with the girls this week (DOMESTIC GODDESS, duh.) No heat, un-brushed teeth and microwave macaroni. Dazzaaah day 1 for ya.
Nov 14, 201831:59
NYC BUZZCAST 2
Life changing moments, why Meaghan loves me, and 911. @meaghanbarsamian
Sep 11, 201830:39
NYC BUZZCAST 1
A little buzzed recap of a day in NYC with my bestie.
Sep 11, 201834:39
Episode 34: TEARS.
Jul 31, 201824:08
Episode 33: I’M OFFENSIVE
Just a little self reflection. Moving, instagram feedback, champagne problems, and no one understands me. Oh, and I shaved my head and we’re finally moving.
Jun 23, 201821:14
FLYING HIGH (part 1)
First day at Disney and first world complaining.
Jan 23, 201806:34
ANXIETY FOR X-MAS 🎁
What would NYE be without a little bitch sesh of my first world problems? Anxiety, family, alcohol, food and more anxiety. Happy New Year, y\u2019all. Love you.
Dec 31, 201722:54
HOLIDAY FAT + OLD MEN LOVE ME
Thanksgiving wrap up, holiday fat, and old white men falling in love with me.
Nov 27, 201713:58
21/21 I DID IT!!!!
Thank you for tuning in and thank you for the amazing reviews. I\u2019m honored you\u2019d choose to listen to me carry on. I\ufe0f freaking love you. Day 21/21 personal podcast challenge. THE END. For a minute :)
Nov 07, 201703:51
20/21 DEAR MOMS WHO YELL:
How I\ufe0f stopped yelling at my girls. Day 20/21 personal podcast challenge. MMMMHHMMM.
Nov 06, 201709:59
19/21 EXHAUSTED
Tori\u2019s birthday party was a success. I\u2019m pooped. Day 19/21 personal podcast challenge. ZZzzz.
Nov 05, 201700:55
18/21 PARTY PREP BABY
Tori Valentine\u2019s 4th bday bash prep + the story behind her name. Day 18/21 personal podcast challenge. OHHHWEE.
Nov 04, 201711:06
CHASING LIONS
It\u2019s all a game. And it\u2019s so freaking fun. HOMEWORK: READ RICH DAD POOR DAD. Day 17/21 personal podcast challenge. BURN.
Nov 03, 201711:18